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2016

11

Aug

Katy Perry Panty Flash in France of the Day

The highlight of my life wasn’t sitting on a couch next to Katy Perry, if anything it depressed me because she’s clearly confused about her fame and fortune – or what to do with it – and is trying to find some sense of normalcy that I should have presented her on my hand in the form of my load for her to insert in herself after rubbing her clit with it- to make me a child with a famous and rich set of tits…

I just felt she was easily manipulated by assholes who know how to manipulate weirdo girls who grew up in a cult…and that she was large, like real large, those tits don’t even look like the watermelons they are while presented against her broad back…

So seeing her flash her panties for Orlando Bloom – knowing he’s gaming her hard – to fuck with her head because he’s a manipulative spoiled entitled actor…reacting to his ex wife remarrying someone better than him…makes me sad…because it’s not her flashing her tits…

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2016

11

Aug

Taylor Swift Really Working on her Ass Cheeks of the Day

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Taylor Swift is on some PR hustle – because yesterday SHE WAS OUT IN LEGGINGS ROCKING THE MOST INSANE CAMELTOE SHE HAD TO NO SHE WAS ROCKING ….

And today…she’s in little skimpy shorts – she’s pulling her cameltoe out of…

And bother days…she’s been the fucking worst, a scam, a marketing machine who lies to her fans, and isn’t anything she pretends to be…because entertainment is deception designed to make people a lot of money in the process off the backs on insecure regulars…

But that doesn’t mean I can’t appreciate her attempt to go from mousy weird girl – to busty girl who spends everyday in the gym doing squats…because lanky skinny girls building out a body to fuck the world with a they fuck the world and pretend the world is breaking their heart…when they don’t even have a heart..is exciting….but not that exciting…it’s still Taylor Swift…the devil…

People are excited about this…I don’t get it…

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2016

11

Aug

Bella Thorne Bikini Jump Fetish Video of the Day

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Bella Thorne is at the peak of her career at 18, despite looking 40….so let’s watch a video of her out in the sun, not melting like the two twin redheads I saw yesterday – burned the fuck up…because red heads can be hot when they aren’t freakish looking – but they are usually freakish looking…really fucking freakish looking….while this one is lovely in her subtle whoring, strategic whoring, accessible whoring, getting hired to be the new Lohan whoring, fitness whoring, hot body whoring, WHORING…

Doing cannon balls…like she’s not a whore…whored by her parents to the entertainment industry…not robbed of her childhood and still having fun….

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2016

11

Aug

Jessica Simpson’s Lazy Workout Video of the Day

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Jessica Simpson posted this fitness video because she’s not 300 pounds anymore – so she’s clearly someone who knows fitness, thanks to trainers and personal chefs and a million dollar weight watcher contracts that depended on her getting in shape, she even tried to get pregnant to get out of it..but she powered through – is still chubby, probably got some liposuction or stomach stapling – because based on her warm-up video for her fat audience that shop the Jessica Simpson collection at Walmart or Target – she’s never actually worked out before…she looks awkward and confused “this isn’t a turkey leg or pizza slice or baby back ribs, what do I do with it”….

But weirdly enough, I still like it…

Posted in:Jessica Simpson|SFW

2016

11

Aug

Today in Hilary Duff Twerking of the Day

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I posted an EDITED SERENA WILLIAMS TWERK VIDEO that I spent hours slaving over, trying to figure out how to make it just right for my amazing fans, because you deserve the best…and by hours I mean 3-7 minutes on imovie…but you deserve the best, so long as the best isn’t the actually best, just more than your low expectations, depressing existence expects…

So I assume that you don’t like twerking, or you don’t like big manly black she’s a man girls twerking…but maybe Hilary Duff and her muscular fit ass is more your vibe…because Hilary Duff fans are creepy and loyal…

Posted in:Hilary Duff|SFW

2016

11

Aug

Ashely Smith for Team USA Instagram of the Day

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Ashley Smith posted this old TEAM USA picture for the Olympics, where TEAM USA t-shirts seems to be a hipster photoshoot a few years ago, and the trend this Olympics is for these low level models – who have miraculous become relevant models thanks to their titty modeling – putting their early titty work out there…works for me…what doesn’t work for me is Ashley Smith. She’s one of those too cool for everyone model hipsters…and when I used to leave romance on her instagram she just ignored and possibly blocked me and it would have hurt so bad – if I had feelings and if she wasn’t someone who I can get everything I want out of – with pics she posts – like this…

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2016

11

Aug

Chloe Grace Moretz Seductive Beach Pics of the day

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Chloe Grace Moretz posted these black and white – romantic day at the beach – probably shot by rich kid David Beckham TRUST fund Spice Junior…

You know before slamming her up the ass like most of these non-committal youth that grew up on porn pass each other around, and perpetuate chlamydia through the halls of Senior Year high school…they grew up on porn and know how to face fuck….and it’s all so exciting..but not really, these pics are nothing like the selfies I want to see, or the amateur sex pics I want to see, oh baby nice upper back – I’m so hard….because pussy and asshole are just so fucking standard…we need to go obscure and high concept….step it the fuck up girl…

Posted in:Chloe Grace Moretz|SFW

2016

11

Aug

Malia Obama Smokes Weed of the Day

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The fact that weed is illegal is just stupid, the fact people are in jail, in the system over weed is ridiculous. I don’t smoke weed, but there is nothing wrong with people who do, plus it relaxes girls you invite over at 4 am to smoke a joint to get them to suck your dick like a good stoned girl..

So I don’t think there’s any issue with some rich kid smoking a joint at a music festival..she turned 18 a month ago, let her be her own person, and not a representative of her President father..

I don’t think her Twerking THAT I POSTED HERE was a big deal…and this sure as fuck isn’t a big deal…but I think weird Christians that make up America do…even if they are the same people having weird gay meth parties in the back of their evangelical churches…

IT’S WEED FUCK….not a big deal.

I wonder if posting this will get the FBI knocking on my door for showing how bad little hot Obama is…being like every other 18 year old…right..

Posted in:Malia Obama|SFW

2016

11

Aug

Lais Ribeiro for Love and Lemons of the Day

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Lais Ribeiro is a Brazilian 20 year old model.

She’s got huge tits, and is being used in some premium lingerie brand’s lookbook, but she’s best known for being a Brazilian that the evil Victoria’s Secret empire cultivated in their Brazilian training facility, where they abduct women or buy women from their family, to have cheap and amazing workers for their catalogs…and if you’ve seen brazil, her family doesn’t notice, they are too busy trying to stay alive / attending Olympic events…Brazil pride..

I find it weird that Love and Lemons would use a VS model, when they can use other models who don’t work for the bootleg lingerie made in China…it’s like getting a TV commercial reality show actor to star in as your President….

But she’s all ethnic looking, with a ridiculous body, ready to take the fuck over….my staring at tits, not anything else, these are just sex dolls that get sold to rich dudes and nothing more, but they can take over my staring at their tits in these pictures of her…it’s their talent, what they are paid for…

Posted in:Lais Ribeiro|SFW

2016

11

Aug

Streamer “accidentally” Masturabates of the Day

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I don’t know what this video is from, but it seems like we’ve got a new Olivia Munn on our hands. I didn’t bother looking into this story, but her name is not Oliva Munn, it is “Novapatra” and her hustle is just Olivia Munn…..where she streams herself playing video games for a gang of perverts, where she makes herself up to look hot – as dudes love “hot nerds”…only to stage an accidentally leaving her cam on – to jerk off to some porn for the nerds…and play it off as an “oops”…

She’s likely a cam girl, I googled her…she’s a prn girl or a cam girl…or what I call a girl too lazy to work, but into letting dudes watch her smoke weed and play videogames naked…just a girl trying to get famous and willing to show off her twat…and she’s doing it the right way – through gamers and nerds…

You know masturbate on a new platform, get noticed, now matter..naughty little porn girl…

I posted the uncensored version HERE – THIS STORY WAS MORE FUN WHEN I THOUGHT SHE WAS A RANDOM.

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