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2016

09

Aug

Lea Michelle Tits Still Happening of the Day

Previously Flat Chested and Post Puberty Lea Michele – often confused as Liam or Michael – because she has a trans vibe to her – brought her new face and tits to a red carpert, the second time this week and it’s only Tuesday…on some hustle to market or promote something, probably herself as a sexual being…who is hot and who you can jerk off to..and not think “do you think she’s got a dick”…

I guess what I’m saying is that it’s nice to see her recover from the loss of her Fiance she let die of a drug overdose because he wasn’t actually her fiance…and she wasn’t actually sad about it…because she’s too into herself and her own career, who has time for that…

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Christina Milian Tits in a weird attention seeking clown outfit was at the same event…trying to get the same eyeballs on her…

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2016

09

Aug

Camille Rowe for Some Company of the Day

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French hipster titty model Camille Rowe did this campaign for some company, she didn’t show her tits like a french girl is supposed to, but that ass is amazing…

It’s some hipster shoot you can’t jerk off to because it’s not as naked as hipster titty shoots but could try to jerk off to anything really and you probably do….

Not to mention, she’s a Victoria’s Secret model, in contract….from hipster titty model to mall brand panty vendor and that means on a commercial level, according to the mainstream media – and all their lies – coupled with my own perversion and opinion….she’s good…she’s going places…she’s rich from doing this…

So girls get naked…you may end up like Camille Rowe…Dreams do come true…

Posted in:Camille Rowe|SFW

2016

09

Aug

Serena Williams Teaches you How to Twerk of the Day

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Self Magazine put out this video a week ago – which is a fetish video to some, I have white friends who fucking love big black women and pay them 10 dollars a song to dance, every time they can, only to wash their cheap perfume off them in a puddle outside the club, even when warned it may be homeless man piss, as to not piss off their wife who is sleeping back at home…

It’s athlete / Monster Serena Williams – your TEAM USA Olympian and pro multi millionaire tennis god…who for many years I just assumed was a dude – doing the Lady Bug / Amanda Bynes in “She’s a Man”…swaperoo – assuming no one will text her hormones – because they could just argue the white washed sport was being racist like this was a country club acceptance process to eliminate the black and the jews in the 50s…

She’s twerking, 3 million people watched this….I was one of those people and now – so are you

Posted in:Serena Williams|SFW

2016

09

Aug

Katie Price Jordan Posted a Tit Pic on Instagram of the Day

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I haven’t posted anything about Katie Price Jordan in a very long time, probably 5 years at this point, but I’ve been doing this dog shit website since 2004, and there was a time when her and her clown tits were always in the tabloids, whether it was for having retard babies, or having retard boyfriends turned husbands, or having retard clown tits – that were just so fake they were stupid, but when you go fake, like if you’ve committed to get going to get fake tits, you might as well make them count, and get the novelty sized…

I remember going to a strip club – years ago – where there was one of these “never big enough” implant girls, and she had constant work because dudes apparently like freakish shit and paying for what they don’t get at home..with their sloppy titty wife…

Apparently, Katie Price Jordan posted this picture on instagram and her fans…I guess she has fans who can’t let go…I don’t even follow her and won’t…thought she was hacked….

I would say if she was hacked the nudes would be less retouched, photoshopped and delicate and more hacked up like a crime scene that her tits and face are…it amazes me that she had a carer and made a lot of money doing this…pre social media when the decision makers didn’t need to have taste…

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2016

09

Aug

Crazy Lady in Africa Pussy Slapping in the Streets and Other Videos of the Day

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Bike Thief of the Day

Good Job Mate – Drifter of the Day

Arson Suspect Catches Himself on Fire

Someone Gets SOAKED

Part of the Olympic Ring Falls

Squirrel Steals Go Pro

Wife Catches Husband Cheating

Mud Slide

Posted in:stepNEWS

2016

09

Aug

#BootyFlipCup is the Dumbest Thing of the DAy

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#BootyFlipCup or #BootyCupFlip is a social media trend to remind us that people are very fucking bored in their lives, but more importantly people are getting more and more slutty, because the fact that people have a mob mentality and follow the crowds and navigate their existence based on what their social gathering, their social network, the people in their lives determine for them..it’s called social norms and this isn’t a sociology class…if you have left your house, or been to an event, you’ll see how the same everyone is – all while claiming to be independent artists thinkers…

So the newest or dumbest trend is this…like the Ice Bucket Challenge, or the ones where kids end up injured from being taped to walls or some shit…or FREE THE NIPPLE – the best scam created b y a dude – and it’s hard to complain about, like the snapchat tongue filter…I like seeing girls balancing things on their asses…I am basic like that…

Posted in:Videos

2016

09

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Last night at some shitty dive bar – I was chatting up some 50 year old married looking woaman with facial hair, as I do with my low standards, you know since I’m so approachable and charming, like a serial killer with less care for my personal appearance and hygiene …and after having an extensive conversation about her entire sex life – I asked her if she wanted to go bang hookers together…when she said yes, because she’s adventurous and her married life is boring, I told her we could use her dick not mine…

Needless to say, no hookers were fucked with any dicks…and my new friend…no longer a friend…but I did it for the punchline – that wasn’t even funny….

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Hot girls in Sports Bras
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Christoph Waltz fos Some Samsung Ad
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The Scary Lucy Statue is Hilarious
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Courtney Stodden Head Shaver
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Amy Schumer is on All Three Fox Animated Shows
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Gwyneth Paltrow Big Tits
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How Dirty are Festival Wristbands
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British Car Takes Out Camera Tower
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The Evil King of Crocs Gives the Finger
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It’s Britney’s Nipple
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Girls you can’t See Clearly
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How Coffee Got Quicker
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Suicide Squad is a Piece of Shit – But Made Lots of Money
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2016

08

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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Sometimes I feel like a 101 jokes book only with only a 1, which doesn’t make me a book…..but then I look at the people around me and realize that they are also jokes, some even bigger and better jokes than me, which makes sense because I suck at everything….but I guess that’s because life is a joke, and the system is a joke, and why would anyone kill themselves and get caught up in the joke, when they should just laugh at the joke…and those more fortunate than them…and those girls who won’t have sex with them…but maybe that’s just because you asked them if you can catch aids from a corpse and if they knew how long the AIDS virus lived within a corpse…because you’re curious as the whether she’s got a sense of humor and or whether you have Aids from that hooker you had sex with….

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Huge Tits..So Many Huge Tits…on Girls with Huge Tits…
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Lindsay Lohan’s Says Fiance Has Beat Her More Than Once…
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Alessandra Ambrosio in Shorts in Rio
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Courtney Stodden Shaves Her Head
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Michael Phelps – American HEro – Cups
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9 Reasons Why Big Boobs is the Shittiest Part of Summer – What?
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Residents React to Dunkin Donuts Burning Down
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Jared Leto is Not Taking the Blame for Suicide Squad’s Negative Response
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Kendall Jenner and Hailey Baldwin in Slutty Behavior.
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Holly Madison is Pregnant As Fuck
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Rita Ora’s Got Tits
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Gia Genevieve Weird Naked Pic
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The 10 Best Female Cosplayers
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Woman Backs into a Ferrari at a Car Meet
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Lace Panty Flash
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Charli XCX See Through
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The Bachelorette Has Hard Nipples
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Hot Girl in the Gym
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Thug Life on German Highway
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Amanda Seyfried in Vogue China
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Crushing Tape with the Hydraulic Press
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This Day in Gangster Rap History
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Holly Hagan in a Bikini
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The Olympic Bike Crash is Fucking Terrifying
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The Mommie Dearest House is for Sale
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Taylor Swift – Leggings
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Working Star Wars Speeder Bikes…
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Zara Holland in a Bikini
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Small Town Reacts to Dunkin Donuts Shutting Down…
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Martha Stewart and Snoop Dog Doing a Dinner Party Show..
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Courtney Stodden Shaved Her Whore Head
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Jamie Chung in a Bikini in Miami
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A Ton of Thigh Gaps
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Random Tumblr Porn
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Some Girl Cleaning Naked
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Girl Pulls Down Pants…
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Brutal Cumpilation
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I Still Love Squirt Videos
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Titty Dancing Sluts
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Shay LAran Big Tits
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Girls from Greece are Slutty…
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Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

08

Aug

Britney Spears – Hot Mom Ass Eating Hot Dogs in Hawaii of the Day

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If there is one thing you need to seee today, it’s hot Britney Spears getting her face stuffed with a hot dog, and that’s not just because I have a hot dog fetish and love watching girls eat hot dogs, that is just part of the reason why I love watching this video, the other reason is because I know that if Spears wasn’t under the prison sentence of her parents who make the dancing monkey they created dance like a monkey to make that money, she’d be 500 pounds…but instead she’s got this hot ass in a bikini – despite being a mom…and I guess this is just proof that locking a woman in a cage in your basement and letting her out to fuck dudes for money to pay your rent – is a great way to keep her from getting fat…

Not that I am against fat girls, I mean they are disgusting, but sometimes you need disgusting to appreciate skinny and not disgusting, and sometimes you need disgusting for comedic reasons like making disgusting eat as many cakes as disgusting can before dying or passing out from diabetic shock..

I am a Britney Spears fan…as long as I don’t have to listen to her music…except maybe “Everytime that shit brings tears….

Here’s her nipple

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Posted in:Britney Spears|SFW

2016

08

Aug

Lindsey Vonn Olympic Ass on All Fours in a Bikini of the DAy

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That is Lindsey Vonn’s powerful ass from the ski hill has made a move to LA after getting what we can assume is AIDS from Tiger Woods. That was herearly attempt to rebrand from the powerful ass from the Ski Hill to the slut that can tame a hooker fucker….and move to LA to be a slutty rich housewife…who unlike other slutty housewives – has Olympic gold…

It’s an Olympic year, so she’s gotta get out there as the paparazzi will be looking at all past Olympians – bother summer and winter – for any pictures they can spin into an Olympic related story.

So she’s taking her powerful ass in a skimpy bathing suit out for the paparazzi, crawling around in FUCK POSITION, which happen to be some of the best poses we can thank her training – not as an Olympic Atlhete but as a slut for creating….

We can assume, based on look and overall vibe of Lindsey Vonn, that this skier is rebranding as slut…Olympic Athlete is just not sex enough – and sex sells – it gets followers and rich husbands – while high testosterone, strong legs from a skier have always had a high sex drive but Olympic skier is up there with “she’s got a dick clit”…in terms of hot nd the only way to regulate that is to bust out them tits or ass…

Good times. Olympic dreams.