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2016

30

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Today, I experienced what hell must be….two girls in what appeared to be short dresses bent over in front of me…one was picking up dog shit…a fetish in and of itself…at 7 am when still drinking in the park…a lot of things can become a fetish…and the other was at a coffee shop pre-work….picking up her purse…and both….were wearing jean shorts…invisible when standing…too visible when bent over…and I feel like nothing in life is real anymore….

Here are some stepLINKS in the Morning….

Slutty Canadians…
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Blac Chyna Nude Like the Mini Kardashian She Is…
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Longoria Works Out in Short Shorts
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Hammer Through Mirror in Slow Motion
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Adventures of Uber Driver
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Film Critics Rank Greatest Films of 21st Century…
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Teen Mom Farrah – in Wonder Woman Costume
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Beyonce Has Cleavage….
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Bea Arthur Tranny Center To Open…
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Rope Swing Idiot
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2016

30

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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Today was a series of trying to follow the girl with the great ass in leggings or shorts, and apparently there are a lot of them, but not being able to keep up because apparently a great ass can come with a level of fitness…that is far superior to my fitness..which is non-fitness…

I felt like the girl who got too drunk at the pool party, out cold on the lawn chair, getting fingered by the frat boy thanks to not being able to keep up..

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Random GIRLs and Big Ol’ Tits
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Drunk X-TINA with a Surprise video in the Post…
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SI Models at Coney Island
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Kardashians Must Be Investors at Paper Magazine – Here’s Naked Black Chyna…
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Beyonce Has a Fat Ass
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Rat Cow Bikini
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Crazy Cliff Jumping in Vermont
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Pregnant – Topless MTV Host Wif…
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Rope Swing VS Boat
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FANNING IN TiGHTS
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Rihanna and Drake ar Fucking
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Food Porn – Best Burger ever
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Rita Ora Back
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Insincere Celeb Tributes to Gene Wilder
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Chloe Grace Mortez Nipple Ring
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Photoshopped Whore…
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Atkinson – on Bach in Bikini
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Amy Schumer is the Fucking worst…
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Farrah Abraham – as Wonder Woman…at the VMAS
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Pig Face Chrissy Legend….not a Legend
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Alba Tight Dress
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Wozniacki Dances on the Tennis Court..
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Girls VS hot Peppers
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Rihanna Tells Drake to Chill
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Hilary Duff – Thick….
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Random Girls and a Lil Lingerie
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Spicy Noodles..
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Brit Brit Ass in the Air
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Random Girls and a Lil Thigh Gap…
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Random Tumblr Porn
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Brok’N Down Asshole
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Big Tit Slut
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Public Blow Job
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Gimp and His Dildo Chin
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Chunky Latinas Fight for Dick
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Free Pornstar and Other Sluts Doing Cam Shows Everyday and Everynight
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Naked Selfies of the Day
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Naked in the Shower
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Some Cheesy Nude Shoot of a Bitch in Bed…
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2016

29

Aug

Taylor Swift Cameltoe of the Day

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I love pussy definition…girl’s get mad at me because my sexting is all pussy definition based….Send your panties being eaten by your pussy, send your pants eatn by your pussy, for the big lipped girls I ask to send their jeans eaten by their pussy, and to the champion fat lippers…snowpants…the snowpants cameltoe..also known as the Canadian dream…

I love pussy definition so much that anytime a girl is near me in a bikini or leggings, I stare directly at their pussy, something thy are more accustomed to have happen with their tits…but pussy…is more exciting than tits. It’s where babies come from…it is why humanity exists…

Now Taylor Swift’s pussy is more a toxic, disgusting, very rich playground for bacteria, virus and multiple men, over and over, while society just allows her to monetize that pussy and pretend things were more than just filling her pussy…

She’s a fucking lie…but the pussy…well that’s something else…it eats up and spits out everything…

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2016

29

Aug

Bella Thorne Tits for Snapchat from a Playboy Shoot of the Day

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Bella Thorne is doing Playboy, but not the good Playboy of years ago, the new playboy, that is less edgy than other men’s magazines…or fashion magazines…

So she won’t be showing tit, she will be “suggestive”…and “instagram whore-y”…but her whole acting career, besides the role her mom played exploiting her is based on “instagram whory-y”….being as slutty as possible while trying to not come across as slutty…basic marketing tactics for basic fan base…to basically double click every pic…tricking execs that you’re a big deal….not because of your body, the half nakedness, the horniness, the fact she looks 40…but because of her raw…manipulative talent….

She’s the it-girl right now, no idea why, but I get emails about her and I get emails about nothing, so that’s how I know…people really like whatever it is shes doing….

Here she is humping a dog…

VIDS

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2016

29

Aug

Charlotte McKinney on the Beach of the Day

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Charlotte McKinney is Malibu Barbie, where she calls the paparazzi to come take pics of her in bikinis to keep her name in the media, since she’s pretty much irrelevant….but relevant enough to use those big tits to get to some decision makers in Hollywood…or at least to get in their beds at their Malibu retreats…while their wives’ are back in Beverly Hills fucking the pool boy…or tennis pro…or her vegan spiritual leader…ridiculous…

Charlotte McKinney seems like a typical, cheesy, horseface girl…who has a rich tax evading dad who sells diamonds in the bahamas…all spoiled, pretentious, into Paris Hilton quality “high end” over priced shit…but for some reason, I just see a bootleg hooters girl…

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2016

29

Aug

Jennifer Lopez Tits in a Bra of of the Deay

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I guess J-Lo plays a dyke cop with big tits on TV, unless sh’s just another crazy rich girl who thinks she can be anything – and has taken upon herself to join the force to patrol the streets in effort to find something of actual substance in her vapid bullshit pop star pushing 50 existence…e

Maybe this is actually some kind of J.Lo midlife crisis where she’s reverted back to Jenny from the Block and her childhood cop dreams…because sometimes when you have everything, you get weird and Nostalgic and turn into a Dyke…especially when your relationship to a 20 year old twink who is only with you cuz you’re J.Lo and he can supress his inner faggot until it runs its course and he cashes in…it’s better than being a rent boy on the street corner…plus this old bitch is busy, plenty of time to sneak dick in to AIDS up the place…

I guess what I am saying is the great thing about J.Lo is her ability to slut…even when she is a bull Dyke…talent….

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Posted in:Jennifer Lopez|SFW

2016

29

Aug

Hilary Duff Bikini Top of the Day

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Hilary Duff is thick…I don’t know why I am all about Hilary Duff right now. I wasn’t into Hilary Duff as jailbait – making all that cash…I wasn’t into Hilary Duff as a mom and wife…and I wasn’t even into Hilary Duff when I assumed she was used as Hockey Initiation cum dumpster for team morale…but as a divorcee, who I think got back with her husband, all thick and busty…broken down from being a mom…I think she’s glorious…in her strong leg and ass blowing out jeans or bikinis…I’m all about it…and it goes against everything I thought I was…I feel like I don’t even know my old pervert self and I’m not sure I am into my new pervert self, but I do like this Stuff by Duff…working it for the creepy snapchat fans…with tits…such a simple formula…

Posted in:Hilary Duff|SFW

2016

29

Aug

Jewel Kilcher’s Use of Cleavage of the Day

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Jewel Kilcher lived in her car…that was how they packaged her singer song writing career…randomly found at coffee houses in Alaska and the Pacific north, singing her songs of broken hearts before a journey to hollywood created a down to earth..artist…who is probably a tyrant, living in her mansion, or multiple mansions, all shallow and vapid like you’d expect a celeb to be, but one area on her “woman in song” life that is full, not empty..is the tits…

If the story of the living in a van in Hollywood for more than one night, or the drive down to Hollywood is true…which I doubt…she was probably servicing studio execs into giving her hotel rooms and record deals with these same tits…but it makes a less interesting story for an acoustic guitar player…in flannel, ripped jeans and no shoes…(all girls in entertainment are hookers, even the hippies, who don’t have armpit hair since they are actually – not hippies…but hollywood rich skanks…)

She can’t save my soul, but her angelic voice / cleavage in a small top could…

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Posted in:Jewel Kilcher|SFW

2016

29

Aug

Maria Menounos Pants Off Party of the Day

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Maria Menounos is playing up the social media game with some “Pants Off” pics…that aren’t that exciting but she looks good in her shameless self promotion – she has no choice but to do at 40…when no one cares…it reminds me of when I get girls to show me their panties covered in cum – while they are on the toilet…

She is not on my radar in any fucking way…probably because none of these girls I write about really are…they don’t exactly exist to me after I forget seeing pics of them….or after I block out how annoying they are on TV….not that I watch TV… they sold their souls out to be on….I just like knowing that they think they are important..and struggle staying important..while guys just jerk off to them…

I know her pulling her pants down makes you want to see her pussy, not cuz she’s Maria Menounos, but cuz she has a pussy…so let’s revisit… Probably unused vagina, cuz she’s greek, and greeks use assholes as their primary pussy, that she flashed us on the beach once ….

Posted in:Maria Menounos|SFW

2016

29

Aug

Rat Cow is More Than Just TITS of the Day

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Rat Cow is 25 – I think, and at 25 is when the metabolism starts to slow down – and ass and tits and gut start to get bigger, unless you starve yourself…and there is always that window where things still look good, a bigger ass is fun, and since you’ve already over exposed them tits, and you don’t want to be seen as a tit model…it’s important…to showcase all your other talents…and for some girls, being something people want to fuck is as good as they get…no matter how hard they try to pretend they are more…it always goes back to the half naked, full naked, tits and ass…shameless self promoter…and there is a place in the world for this…I just wish there was more sex videos to back all this up….

Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski|SFW