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2016

26

Aug

Chloe Grace Moretz’ Titty Ring of the Day

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Chloe Grace may not have tits, even though her dad is a plastic surgeon, but she decorates them like a Christmas tree with that nipple ring visible in one of these pics that I am posting for all you creepy Chloe Grace fans who make me uncomfortable based on falling for her when she was 12 and in spandex….

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2016

26

Aug

Sara Sampaio Topless Tanning of the Day

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Sara Sampaio is the tiny Titty Victoria’s Secret model, who I guess is taking a stand or protesting the evil empire for presenting her like a big tit bra model, by saying this is the truth, this actually my tits, this is who I am….prior to being a small Titty advocate, she was also a skinny model advocate, standing up to mean girls all fat and hating the skinny girls, because she doesn’t over eat and works out…a hero…

Just probably not a hero to the married billionaire she’s dating’s wife….

But if you were a billionaire getting in on this would be ideal, worth making all that money for….and when you’re a model you go for the gold…cuz modeling doesn’t last…

Either way…tits…euro bikini…good times…

A bit of her Instagram….

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2016

26

Aug

Demi Lovato Butt Shot for Snapchat of the Day

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Demi Lovato is really into showing off her ass now that she’s been reportedly single…

The crazy bipolar bisexual body positive bulkshit who is actually just an attention seeking, working out, trying to be hot, doing squats, showing off her ass because she finds it hot…otherwise she wouldn’t be posting this nonsense…

From “no make-up” Monday…to Instagram whore in 60 days is the name of her next self help book…and I figure if your ass has volume and is worth looking at, and even if it isn’t, you should post it for people like me to stare at it….even though lovato isn’t really anything I’m
Into…

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2016

26

Aug

Miley Cyrus for the Mouth Fetishists of the Day

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New weird fetish – Miley Cyrus mouth on her social media – because when you’re into Miley Cyrus, the character she created for her tour, all naked all the time, but she hasn’t been in character since the tour ended, allowing her to go back to being the actual Miley Cyrus who doesn’t actually know who that person is, but is definitely more boring that when the dancing monkey starts dancing as her management dangles money in front of her face….

But her mouth…that shit is weird enough to jerk off to…

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2016

26

Aug

Elisabetta Gregoraci Topless Tanning of the Day

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Elisabetta Gregoraci is an older, 36 year old model, who is out wearing a European bikini top…because they are just tits you fucking pervert weirdos…they are just tits that look like they would be nice to suck on or cum on or grab or watch bounce while she shows you hat passionate Italian women are – provided you are rich enough to get her lubricated…it seems to be the only things girls are into now….

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2016

26

Aug

Natalie Portman for Miss Dior of the Day

Natalie Portman is in this video for Miss Dior and I figure seeing the iconic Star Wars nerd vagina of choice – laying in some video she got paid millions to be in and they didn’t even make her get naked – when I am sure she’s been naked….if I was paying anyone a million dollars – there would be spread asshole pics going down….

But I don’t have a million dollars and I get the spread asshole pics for free since girls are fun…but you get what I am saying and that is that I want more from this shoot…

She’s also a very important person because she’s JEWISH and brings hope to JEWISH men everywhere that they will end up with a Portman and not a Schumer because Portman even in her middle age is still hot…

Very important….

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2016

26

Aug

Abigail Breslin is Big Miss Sunshine of the Day

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Little Miss Sunshine has recently changed her name to Big Mamma Sunshine..

That’s all I got.

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2016

26

Aug

Jojo Got Tits of the Day

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Jojo got some tits…and she wants you to know it…because girls know that being slutty gets hits, views and makes them fucking money – gives them their dreams….

Not that showing tits is slutty, all girls do it all the time. Just leave your house…

It’s just a coincidence that her tits happen to be in her social media, she’s not being real fucking subtle…she’s just living life – don’t judge her! You are like Christians outside the sex shop! Never hate a girl for showing tit. Celebrate and encourage more…because once tits happen, it’s only natural to encourage pussy pics…

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2016

26

Aug

Hailey Clauson for SI Swim’s Summer Shoot of the Day

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Hailey Clauson is clearly a big girl, just not an offensively big girl, a big girl who can pull off not coming across as a big girl in her pictures because she’s proportionate…

She’s also Sports Illustrated celebrated vagina, she was on the cover, overtaking monster Kate Upton who was too busy out eating…

They are obviously trying to push her as hard as they can, and I guess trying to produce content in more than just February…

She’s probably best known for being a slutty 16 year old on set with her dad who sued Urban Outfitters for producing her child erotica – and won….my kind of girl….use that body to extort innocent unsuspecting men..with those tits!!

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2016

26

Aug

Trying to Look up Sarah Hyland’s Skirt of the Day

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Sarah Hyland is the cuter one from Modern Family, because she’s not a fucking attention seeking monster spilling out of all her clothes – as some kind of protest for being raised in network tv…because Sarah Hyland has some genetic modification or hormone treatment that kept her youthful looking into her mid 20s…creepily youthful…..

Here she is sitting on the stoop, trying to look up her skirt, while making faces like a homeless person, mid-shit…erotic.

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Here’s her tattoo…

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