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Kayla Simmons is a Volleyball Whore of the Day

Taylor Swift Lack Sex Appeal as she Fucks a Chair of the Day

Jessica Nazarenus is the Instagram Of The Day

Demi Lovato is Still a They/Them/It/Thing to Me of the Day

Victoria Justice’s Repurposed Slutty Pics of the Day

2016

Aug

Katie Price Jordan Posted a Tit Pic on Instagram of the Day

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I haven’t posted anything about Katie Price Jordan in a very long time, probably 5 years at this point, but I’ve been doing this dog shit website since 2004, and there was a time when her and her clown tits were always in the tabloids, whether it was for having retard babies, or having retard boyfriends turned husbands, or having retard clown tits – that were just so fake they were stupid, but when you go fake, like if you’ve committed to get going to get fake tits, you might as well make them count, and get the novelty sized…

I remember going to a strip club – years ago – where there was one of these “never big enough” implant girls, and she had constant work because dudes apparently like freakish shit and paying for what they don’t get at home..with their sloppy titty wife…

Apparently, Katie Price Jordan posted this picture on instagram and her fans…I guess she has fans who can’t let go…I don’t even follow her and won’t…thought she was hacked….

I would say if she was hacked the nudes would be less retouched, photoshopped and delicate and more hacked up like a crime scene that her tits and face are…it amazes me that she had a carer and made a lot of money doing this…pre social media when the decision makers didn’t need to have taste…

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2016

Aug

Crazy Lady in Africa Pussy Slapping in the Streets and Other Videos of the Day

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Bike Thief of the Day

Good Job Mate – Drifter of the Day

Arson Suspect Catches Himself on Fire

Someone Gets SOAKED

Part of the Olympic Ring Falls

Squirrel Steals Go Pro

Wife Catches Husband Cheating

Mud Slide

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2016

Aug

#BootyFlipCup is the Dumbest Thing of the DAy

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#BootyFlipCup or #BootyCupFlip is a social media trend to remind us that people are very fucking bored in their lives, but more importantly people are getting more and more slutty, because the fact that people have a mob mentality and follow the crowds and navigate their existence based on what their social gathering, their social network, the people in their lives determine for them..it’s called social norms and this isn’t a sociology class…if you have left your house, or been to an event, you’ll see how the same everyone is – all while claiming to be independent artists thinkers…

So the newest or dumbest trend is this…like the Ice Bucket Challenge, or the ones where kids end up injured from being taped to walls or some shit…or FREE THE NIPPLE – the best scam created b y a dude – and it’s hard to complain about, like the snapchat tongue filter…I like seeing girls balancing things on their asses…I am basic like that…

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2016

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Last night at some shitty dive bar – I was chatting up some 50 year old married looking woaman with facial hair, as I do with my low standards, you know since I’m so approachable and charming, like a serial killer with less care for my personal appearance and hygiene …and after having an extensive conversation about her entire sex life – I asked her if she wanted to go bang hookers together…when she said yes, because she’s adventurous and her married life is boring, I told her we could use her dick not mine…

Needless to say, no hookers were fucked with any dicks…and my new friend…no longer a friend…but I did it for the punchline – that wasn’t even funny….

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Hot girls in Sports Bras
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Christoph Waltz fos Some Samsung Ad
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The Scary Lucy Statue is Hilarious
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Courtney Stodden Head Shaver
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Amy Schumer is on All Three Fox Animated Shows
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Gwyneth Paltrow Big Tits
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How Dirty are Festival Wristbands
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British Car Takes Out Camera Tower
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The Evil King of Crocs Gives the Finger
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It’s Britney’s Nipple
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Girls you can’t See Clearly
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How Coffee Got Quicker
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Suicide Squad is a Piece of Shit – But Made Lots of Money
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2016

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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Sometimes I feel like a 101 jokes book only with only a 1, which doesn’t make me a book…..but then I look at the people around me and realize that they are also jokes, some even bigger and better jokes than me, which makes sense because I suck at everything….but I guess that’s because life is a joke, and the system is a joke, and why would anyone kill themselves and get caught up in the joke, when they should just laugh at the joke…and those more fortunate than them…and those girls who won’t have sex with them…but maybe that’s just because you asked them if you can catch aids from a corpse and if they knew how long the AIDS virus lived within a corpse…because you’re curious as the whether she’s got a sense of humor and or whether you have Aids from that hooker you had sex with….

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Huge Tits..So Many Huge Tits…on Girls with Huge Tits…
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Lindsay Lohan’s Says Fiance Has Beat Her More Than Once…
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Alessandra Ambrosio in Shorts in Rio
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Courtney Stodden Shaves Her Head
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Michael Phelps – American HEro – Cups
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9 Reasons Why Big Boobs is the Shittiest Part of Summer – What?
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Residents React to Dunkin Donuts Burning Down
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Jared Leto is Not Taking the Blame for Suicide Squad’s Negative Response
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Kendall Jenner and Hailey Baldwin in Slutty Behavior.
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Holly Madison is Pregnant As Fuck
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Rita Ora’s Got Tits
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Gia Genevieve Weird Naked Pic
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The 10 Best Female Cosplayers
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Woman Backs into a Ferrari at a Car Meet
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Lace Panty Flash
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Charli XCX See Through
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The Bachelorette Has Hard Nipples
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Hot Girl in the Gym
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Thug Life on German Highway
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Amanda Seyfried in Vogue China
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Crushing Tape with the Hydraulic Press
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This Day in Gangster Rap History
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Holly Hagan in a Bikini
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The Olympic Bike Crash is Fucking Terrifying
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The Mommie Dearest House is for Sale
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Taylor Swift – Leggings
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Working Star Wars Speeder Bikes…
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Zara Holland in a Bikini
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Small Town Reacts to Dunkin Donuts Shutting Down…
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Martha Stewart and Snoop Dog Doing a Dinner Party Show..
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Courtney Stodden Shaved Her Whore Head
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Jamie Chung in a Bikini in Miami
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A Ton of Thigh Gaps
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Some Girl Cleaning Naked
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Girl Pulls Down Pants…
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Brutal Cumpilation
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I Still Love Squirt Videos
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Titty Dancing Sluts
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Shay LAran Big Tits
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Girls from Greece are Slutty…
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2016

Aug

Britney Spears – Hot Mom Ass Eating Hot Dogs in Hawaii of the Day

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If there is one thing you need to seee today, it’s hot Britney Spears getting her face stuffed with a hot dog, and that’s not just because I have a hot dog fetish and love watching girls eat hot dogs, that is just part of the reason why I love watching this video, the other reason is because I know that if Spears wasn’t under the prison sentence of her parents who make the dancing monkey they created dance like a monkey to make that money, she’d be 500 pounds…but instead she’s got this hot ass in a bikini – despite being a mom…and I guess this is just proof that locking a woman in a cage in your basement and letting her out to fuck dudes for money to pay your rent – is a great way to keep her from getting fat…

Not that I am against fat girls, I mean they are disgusting, but sometimes you need disgusting to appreciate skinny and not disgusting, and sometimes you need disgusting for comedic reasons like making disgusting eat as many cakes as disgusting can before dying or passing out from diabetic shock..

I am a Britney Spears fan…as long as I don’t have to listen to her music…except maybe “Everytime that shit brings tears….

Here’s her nipple

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2016

Aug

Lindsey Vonn Olympic Ass on All Fours in a Bikini of the DAy

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That is Lindsey Vonn’s powerful ass from the ski hill has made a move to LA after getting what we can assume is AIDS from Tiger Woods. That was herearly attempt to rebrand from the powerful ass from the Ski Hill to the slut that can tame a hooker fucker….and move to LA to be a slutty rich housewife…who unlike other slutty housewives – has Olympic gold…

It’s an Olympic year, so she’s gotta get out there as the paparazzi will be looking at all past Olympians – bother summer and winter – for any pictures they can spin into an Olympic related story.

So she’s taking her powerful ass in a skimpy bathing suit out for the paparazzi, crawling around in FUCK POSITION, which happen to be some of the best poses we can thank her training – not as an Olympic Atlhete but as a slut for creating….

We can assume, based on look and overall vibe of Lindsey Vonn, that this skier is rebranding as slut…Olympic Athlete is just not sex enough – and sex sells – it gets followers and rich husbands – while high testosterone, strong legs from a skier have always had a high sex drive but Olympic skier is up there with “she’s got a dick clit”…in terms of hot nd the only way to regulate that is to bust out them tits or ass…

Good times. Olympic dreams.

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Here’s her panty flash….she’s on a mission…

Here’s a pull up…

A video posted by Lindsey Vonn (@lindseyvonn) on Aug 3, 2016 at 9:03am PDT

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2016

Aug

Katy Perry FELT UP By Orlando Bloom of the Day

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Orlando Bloom has lost his mind, probably since finding out that Miranda Kerr, his baby momma is marrying the Snapchat billionaire, and his kid will have a new stepfather, assuming that they stil have custody of their kid an it’s not left in some Kennel for models who have kids with rich guys to collect child support in case modeling doesn’t work out – which it hasn’t really been working out for Miranda Kerr since fucking Bieber and getting fired from mall Brand that made her a million dollars a year…it’s been a struggle that has been off set with more than one, I think 3-4 that we know of – billionaire cock..

So Bloom, in some kind of manic Actor / Australian episode – is just needy, craving attention, making as much noise as possible, while taking advantage of very famous Katy Perry. using her for visibility – as no one cares about Orlando Bloom…getting naked for the paparazzi – knowing Kerr will read the headlines and it will go viral..

And now he’s grabbing Katy Perry’s tits….poor girl has no idea the narcissist is just using her for his own actor ego…she’s nice and just looking for love and these bastards use her because she’s so famous but lucky us seeing bitch get felt up…it’s a good look for her..

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2016

Aug

Genevieve Morton Getting Naked of the Day

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Genevieve Morton is on a mission to get people to care about her – and she’s taken my advice by hitting the fucking gym – because there was a year or two where she was following her nemesis’ big titty lead – we call it “doing the kate upton” where she just got fatter and fatter – but thanks to not being in SI Swim, the only thing she’s ever done, and a little body shaming – led to some cross fit – and good eating – and a little effort – she looks like a totally different person, still has great tits…which is more evidence than we needed that choosing health and fitness – makes you easier to jerk off to – that dying and fat – but not quite up there with skinny and on hard drugs – too weak to run….you see cuz strong girls can hurt me when I call them names…and I’m not into getting hurt…I mean unless it was from Genevieve Morton looking like this – suffocating me out sitting on my face…

I guess what I am saying is that – at 29 – hit the fucking gym instead of giving up and you’ll have another year barely working as a model…as people will appreciate staring at the tits…

Posted in:Genevieve Morton

2016

Aug

Ariel Winter has a Busty Sister of the Day

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Ariel Winter is a chubby girl..who everyone, at least the media, fucking loves – because she’s from TV….and 18 and old enough to finally whore out the way she wants to whore out…which is in a way that would make me think she doesn’t think she’s a fat chick because in this generation she’s not a fat a chick….but to an old timer like me – she’s a fat chick and who really cares if she’s a fat chick or not – she’s an 18 year old posting slutty selfies to the internet – and that’s all that matters….it is representative of the world we live…and she is just a product of that need and want for fame and fans – mainly her parents’ need an want for fame and fans…using her as their puppet…which probably gives her lots of issues you’d all want to lick up…

Well, she’s got a busty sister, and I guess that’s because genetics…and because big girls don’t travel alone – it’s a security measure to not get gangbanged by black dudes….or to get gangbanged by black dudes – as black dudes – and fat girls love each other..but this weekend – I saw a skinny white girl with a fat black guy – pushing a bunch of babies and I felt like I was in a parallel universe…

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