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Ozempic Katy Perry Finds the Only Audience Who Likes Her of the Day

Rita Ora in a Bikini of the Day

Jenna Ortega’s Ceiling Eyes Beetlejuice Promo Erotica of the Day

Dua Lipa in a Bikini with Balloons of the Day

Julianne Hough is a Mormon Gone Wild in a Tight Dress of the Day

2016

Aug

Mckayla Maroney Big Booty for the Gymnastics of the Day

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Mckayla Maroney was the jailbait in Olympic Gymnastics that was white and possibly worth jerking off to – as the pervert you are – with pride for your gold medal team….and she’s missing from Gymnastics this year, which is all 4 foot 8 boxy midgets running the USA dream team of zero angelic or erotic use of that flexibility, and 100 percent little tanks designed to do really ridiculous freak show shit…

So Mckayla Maroney got into her fame and fortune from the last Olympics, decided she pleased her family that forced her into this shit, and could focus on being a social media whore…and fans…that she’s spent 4 years slutting out on…

HERE SHE IS TALKING ABOUT HER ASS IN A POST THAT I BASICALLY WROTE THE SAME THING ABOUT HER DOING STUNTS IN A SKIRT FROM LAST WEEK

In being a social media whore, she’s been doing squats all fucking day, knowing her sex appeal, knowing her fans are pervert dudes and loving it…all while being clueless enough as to what men are actually into – as she turns herself into a Kardashian or Jenner…the cool kids of her generation…

And I’m OK with this ass…it’s so big and awkward and amazing to think she’s been working on this for the last 4 years..while her teammates were working on winning another gold…

She looks like she’s got face filler also…typical…

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HERE SHE IS TALKING ABOUT HER ASS IN A POST THAT I BASICALLY WROTE THE SAME THING ABOUT HER DOING STUNTS IN A SKIRT FROM LAST WEEK

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2016

Aug

Miranda Kerr in Harper’s Bazaar Looking Wholesome of the Day

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Miranda Kerr…looking good…

I like how Miranda Kerr is looking wholesome, like the recently engaged mother of one with another dude, who got fired from her last high profile mall brand job for fucking an 18 year old boy after their big show…because ultimately, she’s a trashy Australian who was marketed hot and thus in the right scene to get rich guys to fund her life – or fall in love with her – as she clearly knows how to fuck…

So celebrating this marriage that probably has a great pre-nup hooking her the fuck up – and what does Snapchat billionaire care, he’s so fucking rich from the shit, whatever…take a few million he won’t notice…

ALl while Orlando Bloom is flashing his cock – and feeling up Katy Perry in some kind of breakdown knowing his kid he doesn’t care about will have a new dad it likes better because it’s not some lame, egotistical actor….

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2016

Aug

Monster Ronda Rousey Models Jeans of the DAy

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I guess BUFFALO jeans know that their market is half gay UFC watching dudes who like their women who look like Ronda Rousey, because when they fuck her, they can pretend she’s one of their high school male wrestling partners…

I am not against beast women beating the fuck out of other women, not even when they are tranny haters like Ronda Rousey, but I don’t think they should be modeling demin for a company that used to have a billboard outside my old apartement that was hot enough to jerk off to, it was just discouraged because it was a busy street..

I am not into jerking off to Ronda Rousey, or things that look like Ronda Rousey…I can respect her athleticism and training, but I think this is just BUFFALO pandering to her audience of dudes, trying to get their affordable, originally from Montreal Jeans…back on every roided up neck tattoo at the cheesy bottle service like the bootleg Diesel brand they are…

REMEMEBER…ufc dudes are the people in TAP OUT AND AFFLICTION – which was low level Ed Hardy…just garbage all around…but I guess people who like watching naked men beat each other up like some faggots..don’t really have a clue..

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2016

Aug

Old Man Doesn’t Pay Hooker and Other Videos of the Day

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KO in the Street – Takes Some Work – But White Guy Gets it Done

Dude Recently Shot By Cops – Assaulting a Woman Before Being Shot

Montreal Highway Fire

Creepy Birth of the Day

Portestor Gets Run Over in Ferguson

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2016

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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A girl I was talking to called me a porn blogger in a negative way, something I’ve been getting for a long time even though I don’t think I’m a porn blogger as I don’t watch porn or cover anything porn, so I decided to treat her like a porn blogger would, and offered her 100 dollars to stick random things in her ass, only for her to call me disgusting and tell me she wants nothing to do with me….which was fine, I’m a married man…

But after doing some digging, not much digging, I discovered she was a sugar baby, who is less about the sugar daddy and more about being a straight up escort. With no job, no career, always at fancy restaurants and hotels, traveling to resorts…and has even had gangbangs with these dudes after a night of bottle service at the club…

So I’m the disgusting porn blogger….but she’s just having fun…

So I’m the pervert, but when a rich guy gets and expensive hotel room and a good dinner, it’s just a good time…

The world is an interesting place…filled with sluts and whores who don’t think they are sluts or whores…but they don’t think they are either, they just don’t want to work a day job…

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The Rock Hates Vin Diesel
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People Love Taylor Swift’s Tits…But Can’t Stand Taylor Swift
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Miranda Lambert in Cutoff Shorts
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The Man Who Sounds Like Celine Dion
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The Most Expensive BBQ in the World
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Gaga is Not Dating Ray Liotta…
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Katherine Heigl – Doesn’t Hate Seth Rogan and Seth Rogan Doesn’t Hate Katherine Heigl – But I Hate Both of them…
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Firefighters Rescue Duckings
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Megan Fox Shat Out Another Baby…
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Groom Surprises Bride with Dance
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A Dude and his Porsche 912
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Girls in Flannel
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2016

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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I am into being creepy – but in an ironic way. Which means if you’re following a girl for 10 blocks as she walks her puppy, make sure to bump into her along the way and ask about the puppy each an every time…say “oh what’s his name, he’s so cute, how old is he”….then when she breaks free from you and moves on…try to bump/pump into her again and ask the same thing…by the third time you do it…if you have the athleticism to keep up, she’ll either think you’re crazy, or hysterical and fucking with her like you’re Candid Camera for your Youtube channel and bitches love being on TV shows….so she’ll probably fuck you…

What I am saying is be the obvious dude who turns around on the sidewalk to see the hot chick who walked by you from behind – thanks to her tight dress…why be subtle, they all know you’re a creep – so own your creepy….or offer to take her to an expensive dinner and shopping – girls hate working, love free food and love gifts….

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The Bass Jo
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Tracy Anderson Celebrity Fitness QUeen in a Bikini
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Colorado Water Tainted With THC – 50 Gallon Orders Coming In Fast!
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Benedict Cumbatch – Cums in These Tits
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Bella Thorne 18 Year Old Cleavage
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I Still Love the Courtney Stodden Head Shaving…
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Adriana Lima in a Dress
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Kendall Jenner Nipples
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How Queen Got Trump to Stop Using their Song
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What Makes a Scary Movie
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COurtney Stodden’t Weird Miscarriage Ritual
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A Bunch of Thigh Gaps
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Sara Jean Underwood – Tits for Attention
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R. Kelly is Banging a Teenager
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Amber Heard was Late – People Care
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Lindsay Vonn Bikini Ass
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The Evolution of the Joker
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The Story of Nintendo
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Victoria Silvsteadt Whore in a Bikini
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The NSync Reunion Pics are Weird
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Solid Mug Shots
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Tara Reid Rugged
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Two People Leaving SNL
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Victoria Justice Boring
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Girls in Sports Bras
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John Oliver VS Olympic Opening Ceremony
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Dolphin Steals Ipad
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Bai Ling – Sheer Top
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Some Rugged Chick with Disgusting Fake Tits
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2016

Aug

Lindsay Lohan’s Titty Slip of the Day

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Lindsay Lohan looks so young and vibrant – considering she’s 100 years old…or feels like she’s a hundred years old…or has lived the life of a hundred year old at least in terms with how many dicks she’s and in her….it would take a normal person with the sex habits of a college frat boy 100 years to pull off those numbers…that vagina has been seen by millions…and fucked by almost the same amount of people – but not as FUCKED as how her parents FUCKED her..

She’s a lovely creature, even with her jacked up face, that I’d want to jack off on, because I am a Lohan fan….

Her incredible, light nippled breast, is hanging out of her dress, reminding me of the pasty redheaded freckle invisible nipple, tear drop shaped implant that no matter how skinny and near death she is – is great….

She may not be the future, she may be washed up and done, but I am a believer that the Oscar is coming….and in the meantime, lots of 40 year old dudes who used to jerk off to her when she was 16 are cumming, unless they’re more into finding new 16 year olds…like Bella Thorne…which they are…

Lohan…is God…and her nipple may just be acne…

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2016

Aug

Natalie Imbruglia is Not Lying Naked on the Floor of the Day

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Natalie Imbruglia is not lying naked on the floor…is the only thing you can really say about Natalie Imbruglia, as a one hit wonder – that’s all the world knows of her – not that she gives a fuck, that was the era of cashing the fuck in in the music industry and that song has carried her to the riches….around the world…a life of luxury and able to retire at 27….

She’s 41 years old and has been fucked by David Schwimmer, which is terrifying..but I guess in the 90s when she mattered, he was on friends and that alone made him matter…it was his one hit wonder in his own right – giving them something to discuss and people who fucked the system…

I don’t remember ever fantasizing about her laying naked on the floor song, but I remember her being cute and at 41…she’s looking pretty fucking awesome substantial….

I know, Australian women are hot, until they turn 25 and dry up into some shrivelled raisin white trash thanks to the hole in the ozone layer…I guess she hid inside on her pile of money….but at 41, maybe the only thing trying up is her fertility….and with a body like that…menopause is a hot concept, the contraceptive that is normally not of champions – but rather old bitter married people…

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2016

Aug

Heidi Klum in a Bikini of the Day

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Heidi Klum is playing it up for the paparzzi – while wearing her bikini – because I guess she likes the attention, loves the camera, and feels like she’s in her element…

We know how easy the German people are to please people they deem worth pleasing….whether it’s a client, a boss, HITLER, or SEAL and his massive penis that made her an army of beige children…just to prove that her sexual fetishes of being stretched out in the pussy like a good German Dominatrix, who comes with Golden Showers….is more important than building an Aryan race….in a “Look how much of a Nazi I am not”…

I like to assume that Heidi Klum was created or is a product of Lebensborn –

“Lebensborn e.V. (literally: “Fount of Life”) was an SS-initiated, state-supported, registered association in Nazi Germany with the goal of raising the birth rate of “Aryan” children via extramarital relations of persons classified as “racially pure and healthy” based on Nazi racial hygiene and health ideology.”

Because she looks like something that genetic modification would make on the back of millions of Jews….I mean that or breast implants..while on her back for billionaire Jews…at Victoria’s Secret…you know…models…

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2016

Aug

Taylor Swift’s New Titty Side Profile of the Day

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Taylor Swift’s got some tits….

I wonder how that happened for her, or why that happened for her, maybe she got into eating fast food or hormones in her food, or maybe she finally hit puberty….but I like to think she’s an emotionally stunted terrorist who in her sexual deviance she sings about as dumb songs about childish schoolyard love – since it’s marketable….she’s actually into very ADULT sex and party of that is growing out some tits….at the plastic surgeon’s office to feel as sexy as her model friends or the porn she’s addicted because tits are back in style, guys like tits and all the models have tits…so peer pressure trying to fit in by not fitting into her bra…has to be what this is about…

Good tits are only 10,000 dollars. Taylor Swift made 175 million dollars last year, which is probably more that 175 million dollars, which is about 500,000 dollars a day, but you have to factor in money she’s made off all her previous years, which is a lot of dollars the last 6 years….probably over 500 million that at 10 percent ROI is another 50 million a year….what I’m saying is bitch can afford tits…so she’s likely got tits…because her whole backstory is whore and everyone knows anyone who isn’t a cancer survivor getting tits is a whore..at least according to me as I stare at their tits….thinking the only reason they got those tits was to make dudes cum faster…good girl..

They are all trying to brainwash us…devil women…

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