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2016

16

Aug

Em Rat Cow Gets Work of the Day

Em Rat Cow finally gets work! Her million dollar making scam continues to deliver because no matter how irrelevant people like me think she is, she’s got a massive social media following and someone will still throw money her way because that following isn’t going anywhere…that following is locked in…and until Instagram is irrelevant…she will continue to exist…and really I don’t give her enough credit…She identified her massive tits, she used her massive tits, she pulled out her massive tits, because she was confident in her massive tits…she never did porn or real sleazy shit…it was always mainstream tits…making it easier for girls I sext to justify showing their tits…that aren’t as nice as Rat Cow tits, but that are still tits….exposed tits…so even if she’s overrated, irrelevant, non existent…and her contribution to the world has been low level, self involved, and boring…she still lazily showed her tits and that’s the kind of lazy hustle we need…to see tits….working towards a dream…

Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski|SFW

2016

16

Aug

Emily Osment Social Media Cleavage of the Day

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Emily Osment, who is roped into the new Fappening, that is currently either a fake story, because all I’ve got is a screenshot of some folders and not what’s actually in said folders, but I think is how the other Fappening happened, so bitch better be scared, or not give a fuck, as anyone with a sex tape will say “sex is a natural thing” but if it’s a natural thing, if it’s so fucking natural, why doesn’t any single person on this site get sex ever…just a gang of virgins in the dark corner of the internet, the actual dark and sad because we can’t afford our electric bill corner of the internet, where we wait for the actual nerds to crack nude pics for us to feel like we have a purpose..

I guess we’ll find out once and for all if Emily Osment is Haley Joel with a Tit job – as I am sure it is because it just makes sense…

Posted in:Emily Osment|SFW

2016

16

Aug

Ashley Hart in a Bikini of the Day

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Ashley Hard is Jessica Hart’s sister…who have been in one picture IN BIKINIS TOGETHER …bringing out the fantasy of pretty much any dude anywhere who’s dated a girl with a sister, or seen two hot sisters, or even heard about hot sisters and wanted to do the natural thing and watch them fuck each other – or have one sit on your face with you fuck the other – because in your fantasies you’re a fucking king…or some shit…

They are Australian Trash, but at least one of them dates a billionaire, bringing some hot genes to their breeding, because when you land a billionaire – you do what he fucking says so that you don’t lose that retirement plan..

I don’t know what this sister does, but she looks good in a bikini which is apparently doing enough…

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Posted in:Ashley Hart|SFW

2016

16

Aug

Abbey Lee Kershaw’s Tits for Rag & Bone of the Day

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Abbey Lee Kershaw did this campaign for Rag & Bone which I think is some denim company…

She’s some nude model who recently did AGENT PROVOCATEUR

She’s also done artistic nudes HERE

But my favorite shoot of hers, complete with bush and I love bush is HERE …

You know an Australian body, with a body of work, who gets paid to show her body, which is a simple fucking existence…but a fun existence…filled with getting paid too much to do nothing and fucking rich and famous guys who like working models…

Australians are always fucking naked, she’s NAKED HERE ALSO …it’s like get them drunk and dudes playing ping pong with his cock…the girl version…

I don’t know how tits sell demin, but I guess tits sell everything, because we love tits…and it’s a lifestyle, a hip and cool and nude and carefree lifestyle…that the second I post it turns to porn..

Posted in:Abbey Lee Kershaw

2016

16

Aug

Kaley Cuoco in Some Low Hangig Short of the Day

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Kaley Cuoco’s got some low hanging shorts on…for those of us who remember when she was low hanging fruit…

She’s old, so it’s safe to assume that this is the middle aged 100 millionaire version of the Ariel Winter shorts up my ass…

It’s like her way of advertising that at 40 or however old and rich she is…she doesn’t have a bush, she still waxes that shit off, unlike her happily / no ones ever happy, married friends…who just let shit go – because they think it’ll keep their pervert husbands off their backs..or cunts…

But what they don’t realize is that BUSH is king, or QUEEN, and that dudes think they hate it because they watch porn, were brainwashed to think it was gross, but when they see it – and smell it and rub it through their fingers like it was Santa’s Beard…they can’t control their pervert selves…

As an advocator of Bush, these pics offend me…but old fit lady pubic bone is a fetish I’m sure..

Posted in:Kaley Cuoco|SFW

2016

16

Aug

Recently Married Isabeli Fontana naked in Maldives of the Day

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Isabeli Fontana is a great recently married to some internation singing sensation model – who was once married to Bob Marley’s son, and who has been married to other people, because I guess when you have nothing else to do with your time, seeing as you’re a basically retired model, you get married as a hobby, some bitches can’t get enough Romance…

She posted these uneventful hard nipple and naked ass pics to her instagram – that’s against instagram policy, but not her policy, she was half naked modeling at 16 for Victoria’s Secret….DIRTY GIRL…who didn’t know better…she was all immigrant cashing in…too young to know what was right or wrong as the American execs / perverts…were cashing in off them youthful tits…

Posted in:Isabeli Fontana|SFW

2016

16

Aug

Lea Michele in Pants That Don’t Breathe of the Day

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Lea Michele is in Leather pants and all I can think of is that the unbreathable material is probably making her balls stink…assuming she still has her balls and the hormone therapy she’s been taking didn’t atrophy them….

I’m so mean, I call a girl with the voice of an angel a dude for no reason, her face isn’t even that manly anymore, it’s barely manly enough to be too manly, to warrant my verbal assault and the fact is we should assume she has a pussy, because that shit gets way more stank on hot summer days, shit’s unbreathable…it’s reminding me of late 80s heroin parties where we’d end up walking up after a night of raging, dancing, and coming down slowly…only to wonder where that dead fish or animal smell was coming from…and it was always coming from the hooker in the leather pants who joined up…a smell I hated at the time, but would like right up now, even if it burned off my tongue…

Sidenote, her fake tits are gone, I guess it was a false alarm…

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Posted in:Lea Michele|SFW

2016

16

Aug

Ashley Judd in The Good Kid of the Day

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Ashley Judd is pushing 50 years old, she’s around 48 or something, yet still looks like this, because I guess not all the family Genetics are Wynonna…

You see, because this one went hot chick in Hollywood, while the other one went fat chick in Country music and I’m glad for that, because I’m old enough to remember all her low level work over the decades being the hot chick and I remember always thinking “I’d totally fuck that”…but then again I’ve had the same feeling towards loose meat sandwiches…

This movie is called GODO KIDS…where Four high school students look to redefine themselves after graduation…sounds like dog shit…dog shit that fucks hot 50 year olds…unless this is a body double…in which case that’s too bad…you know…stay fit, it’s not like there’s anything else to do when you sit on your pile of country music inheritance..

Posted in:Ashley Judd|SFW

2016

16

Aug

Woman Vs Walmart and Other Videos of the DAy

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Woman VS Convenience Store

Do Pulls Over Cop to Tell Him That He’s Speeding

Woman Walks Away from Being Hit By her Own Car

Relatives of Milwaukee Urges People to Burn Down the Suburbs

Unhappy Camel

Man VS Nachos

Camera in RIO Slams People

Woman Rescues Baby As Car Gets Stolen

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2016

16

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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You can’t text and walk anymore because everyone screams from their car “did you catch any pokemon fat fuck”…and other amazingly sad and painful words…when really all I’m doing is negotiating nudes from a tinder – which is very important business – it is my dot com billionaire strategy, but I guess when Steve Jobs pitched a personal computer, everything thought he was wasting his time also…and look at him now…he’s dead…and we’re all his little bitches..

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Elon Musk Says We Are Living in a Simulation
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Vine Star is Trolling the Olympics
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Joseph Gordon Levitt Plays the Drums
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