Here is some Lohan giving herself an enema – at least according to Lohan:

“Free fall (I probably shouldn’t of gone into a seated position for the fall) lol ????”

In her defence is not that much effort and doesn’t require jumping off yachts onto her ass…she’s been raped figuratively by her family so hard that it manifested into a loose asshole…you know one that she’s cleaning out for her abusive fiancé and their makeup sex, that’s where he cums during herpes outbreaks, make up sex that they have probably already had since girl likes to keep things at a high intensity…it feels passionate….

I like that no one gives a fuck about her being abused in video, while everyone is boycotting Johnny Depp for boycotting his hooker…no one gives a fuck about a fat lohan…expect me..

I wouldn’t go as far as to say Lohan is Porno you should jerk off to, especially not now while barrel bellied, or fat as fuck and haggard, but she is the nostalgic porn worth giving another chance when bored, like revisiting an old crazy friend with great tits who was once magical before that magic was robbed from her but I believe she still has that spark and everyone deserves a little magic sometimes….

If I wanted to see Lohan get an Enema…I’d want it to be with my tongue…

I guess this could be her throwing in the towel, building up the confidence to kill herself, doing some trial runs….at least that’s what the Russian will want us thinking, you know that it’s self inflicted and not some Natalie Wood situation when he loses his temper with her again…anyone who knows lohan knows it will be with pills..

I am still a fan. I still think she’s GOD. Perfection….and here are some dramatic bikini selfies to prove it..

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