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Margaret Qualley is Hot for an Ugly Chick of the Day

2016

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I came across a very hot dog owner in skimpy workout gear, because it’s hot and it’s summer and girls are exhibitionist sluts who get made when you rape them even if they are wearing sex clothes out in public…

Her dog started barking at mine and she started to wrestle it off, it was a big thing…the kind of dog she probably lets lick her pussy when no one is around, strong jaw you know the type…

I told her…I wouldn’t mind letting her dog eat my dog, if it meant watching this on all fours, ass in the air, pinning the dog down for a bit longer, you see my dog is my friend, but he’s had a good run….

Turns out offering to sacrifice your dog to see pussy lips penetrating fitness shorts, doesn’t make girls like you and she rudely told me to fuck off…and to keep walking….which was probably a good time to expose my erection and start jerking off on her…her all pre-occupied with the dog…but I didn’t have an erection…so I went home to stare at celebrity tits…as I do…

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Girls who take Mirror Selfies are Fucking Self Invovled Cunts
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Amber Herd is Donating all 7 Million from her Divorce to Charity to Cover her Gold Digging Ass
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The Girl Who Makes it Look Like She’s Got Big Tits
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Jennifer Connelly Bikini Porn
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Kendall Jenner has a Stalker – Let’s Hope He Kills Her
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Sara Jean Underwood Nipples
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Roommate Scare Prank
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Girls Who Pose On their Knees Like Guys Thinking They Like Sucking Cock
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2016

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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A lot of girls I know have a fetish is having people from tinder cum inside them, probably because a lot of girls I know are the scum bottom feeders of tinder…you know the ones with the real fucking issues…

So I ask them “why do you let a stranger from tinder, who you know is probably diseased, fuck you and cum in you without a condom”….and they say “you’re not a stranger, I screened you on tinder, can you take your mask off now”…and I pull my dick out of them and go home to my wife…

It amazes me how few hookers use condoms – in a world where more and more people fuck everyone all the fucking time…crazy….

PS – wtf is this picture?

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Girls Who Don’t Wear Bras
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Natalie Portman’s Done with Marvel Movies
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Olympic Beach Volleyball Pussy
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Lady Gaga – See Through
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Random ance Captain Search Weirdness
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Lim Kardashian Admits to Butt Implants
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Orlando Bloom Wants to Put Babies in Katy Perry because He’s Losing His Mind…
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Jay Z and Beyonce on a Trip…
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Jemma Lucy is Topless and Sunbathing
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Chloe Grace Moretz Chunky Legs
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Millennials’ are Weaker than The Same Age Group was 30 Years Ago – because they are coddled little pussies
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RIHANNA AND THE BATHROOM
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Gawker.com is Officially Getting Shut Down
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Dude Fills Pool with Some Dumb Shit
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Nina Agdal at Some Event
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Elle Fanning – Yoga Pants
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Cute Girls…Apparently….
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Shanina Shaik at Some Event
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Shooting Arrows WITHOUT ARMS
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The Never Celebrate Too Early Compilation
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Hannah Ferguson for Some Event
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Emma Roberts Parking Lot Cat WAlk..
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Dire Straits Cover
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Charlie Hunnam Does 22 Push Ups
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Naked Random Chick…
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Rita Ora – Goth
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Creepy Island in the Arabian Sea
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Tom Hiddleston
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TRUCK DRIVER vs Flood Waters
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Spandex Wearing Celebs…
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Chloe Bennet Tits of the DAy
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GIrls With Hot Booty
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Random Tumblr Porn
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Wet in the Pool
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Some Chick Gets Naked after Shopping…
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Sexy Chick with a Sexy Body on Hidden Cam…
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Romance!!
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T-rex Sex
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Some Busty Tumblr Amateur
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Fat Woman on a Waterslide…
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lost and found dildo…
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Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

Aug

Britney Spears Dancing in White Shorts of the Day

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Britney Spears posted this video of her dancing around in some white outfit, like a girl on her first day of Junior high who got her period…and had to live that down for her entire life…

I know what you’re thinking, Britney is so old, she doesn’t get her period anymore…all menopausal and shit and even if she’s not she’s all medicated and anorexic or some shit so that she doesn’t get her period anymore….

But she’s still hot and watching her dance around all crazy, like a bi polar disorder is some kind of magical…I not sure what kind of magical…but magical nonetheless..

I could watch her medicated ass dance all day…

In my dressing room dancing to #DoYouWannaComeOver ???? Pre-order #Glory on @AppleMusic & get it instantly!! Stream it on @spotify here: britney.lk/dywcospotify

A video posted by Britney Spears (@britneyspears) on Aug 17, 2016 at 8:05pm PDT

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2016

Aug

Irina Shayk’s Topless in GQ Italia of the DAy

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Irina Shayk is out of control this month….she’s been doing all kinds of shoot for magazines, it’s like her hustle to make Brad Cooper continue to like her and think she’s A list enough to knock up because that’s the exit strategy for her Russian to Model career…

You know put in that work, last hurrah, before getting knocked up to get that security you feel liek you need, as Russian girls usually make babies by the age of 18…and she’s instead chosen manipulating the entire fucking world by distracting us with her hotness..

I am a fan of her, her tit, and even after her womb is polluted and her vagina shattered, I’ll offer to put the pieces back together with my mouth…

I wonder if these pics will be used again her when Brad Cooper runs for president?

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2016

Aug

Em Rat Cow Fully Clothed Photoshoot on the Beach of the Day

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Clothed at the beach on a half naked hooker – makes total sense…

I don’t know what she’s trying to re-invent, or what the fuck marketers who hire her are thinking, because I know she charges a lot, I tried to book her to suck my dick at my birthday photoshoot and it was unaffordable…

What I am saying is she’s a nobody, she doesn’t matter, she’s not influential, or an INFLUENCER, fuck that word INFLUENCER…she doesn’t influence shit, but maybe makes that Blurred lines song more tolerable when you can jerk off to her tits..

So this is some AMERICAN EAGLE shoot, where she’s doing her “art” on the beach, because her dad is some Bob Ross high school art teacher, which is less creepy than a high school gym teacher, but still the kind of guy who may jerk off to nude paintings he’s done of his daugther’s glorious tits…because she does have glorious tits…but tits don’t sell cheap jeans…tits are meant to be stared at…and she picked up some basic art techniques she’ll need when she becomes the topless girl on Venice beach painting beaches with her tits for 40 dollars to buy drugs that give her that high she once felt when she was at her peak….

So the more she gets clothed, and tries to be a serious personality, the more uninteresting she is, but yes, she will maintain her audience and fans…yes…people don’t unfollow…and yes..she’ll get naked again..she needs to be..but she’s not in these pics…but should be…what the fuck is she thinking..

THE PANTS ARE FOR THE FIRST DANCE AT THE STRIP CLUB…THE SLOW SONG IS THE PUSSY SONG you dumb twat…

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2016

Aug

Rachel Bilson Blowing Bubbles and Eating Ice Cream of the DAy

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Rachel Bilson really likes putting up pictures of her mouth…

I think she was more fun to write about when I thought she was kept in a cage when living up at her husband who I assumed kidnapped her’s farm…in Canada…but she ended up sticking it out with him, making babies with him, and may still be under his spell, and maybe this is her version of a safe work, “notice me, I am mouthing S-O-S”….but maybe I am reading into things wrong – because when I think of mouths I think of getting my dick sucked and when I see girls post pics of their mouths – I think – they want to give blowjobs – and there’s no way – she’s not trying to manipulate us someway or another…because not everyone has forgotten she exists, just most people have forgotten she exists…not her core fans, those OC weirdos are still in love and can’t move on…creepy…you’re creepy…

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2016

Aug

Justine Skye Bikini for W Magazine of the Day

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Well these colored folk sure have come a long way from the slave days…haven’t they, running the music scene, running the pop culture, running Olympic Gymnastics and Swimming, and even acting in movies and not as the token…setting trends in fashion and art…but one could argue, they are still just slaving for the white man, and people could argue that the white man just uses them to shut people up…and this is all part of the white agenda to whitewash America…and pretend that Black Lives Don’t matter…but they aren’t racist because they gave Justine Skye a shitty record deal…because I’ve never heard of her…or they’ve let Jay Z and Beyonce exploit themselves and their craft for money…to the point of singing about money…pretty trashy…

Now I don’t know who Justine Skye is, but she’s in a bikini for W Magazine, and I think we can all agree that we are all one color, the human color, and all you racists need to start having sex with those races you hate, because I’m sure after white Sally from the south gets her pussy pounded inside out – or Herb the Hick gets ridden by a black goddess like she was doing a tribal fucking voodoo dance…he’d be less about shooting her the second the government gave him permission to…and more into shooting loads inside her and making babies…they are a fertile people…just go to Walmart…

I find it so ridiculous how we’re still having race issues in America, while every single white kid wants to act like a hip hop gangster, you’d think that’d carry the nation – but divide and conquer or something..

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