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Sara Sampaio Shows Off her Pussy in Tight Pants Under the Guise that it is a Fitness Video of the Day

Industry Flesh Puppet Jessica Alba Propagandizes for the Machine of the Day

Sydney Sweeney is Glamour’s Woman of the Year of the Day

Paige Spiranac Feeling Herself Up of the Day

Margaret Qualley is Hot for an Ugly Chick of the Day

2016

Aug

Nina Nina Agdal Bikini Photoshoot for SI Summer of the Day

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Nina Agdal is Leonardo DiCaprio’s beard….or was during the summer…because she had her big break as a low level, relatively old, party girl from Miami at all the right event ass always dreamt of…

She’s got a great body, but that face is so fucking Downsy….all forehead…I’ve made fun of her for at least 2 years of her low level success, and the fact that Leo’s picking her up, while she’s old news, last year’s kitchen garbage, rotten table scraps no one gives a fuck about, it’s safe to say he won his Oscar and has since lost his edge…but we can assume if he’s not gay, I know, it’s a stretch, that she puts in work when she fucks him, so much relies on her performance…because she’s not making shit with her modeling, she is more of a ride rich guys kinda girl…but then again, aren’t they all…they put a price tag on their immigrant asses, and want that american dream and any cost…mainly with their dignity…sugar babies…

These pics are for SI, her only friends, who are releasing content in the summer – to keep their site active all year…bikini every day….with the same chicks…in the same cheesy catalog style pics..AWESOME…

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2016

Aug

Kelly Gale Not Naked for Chris Heads for Playboy of the DAy

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Chris Heads…that’s a name I haven’t heard for fucking ever. I remember following him on Myspace back in the early 2000s when I was just starting up the site, which I guess means I liked his stuff. He’s actually the person who linked me up with Em Rat Cow before she was famous and before he deleted me of Facebook….

I guess he’s still out there taking nude, half nude, dramatic, not very sleazy pics…all artistic and fashion – because fashion is a huge business and an excuse to pretend you’re being vain, vapid and high concept all to turn profit, because when you make people feel insecure about their lives and bodies and outfits, they buy more!!!

The model is some slut named Kelly Gale…I have no idea who she is – but she looks good. .. even in these pretty tame, boring, uneventful pics that I’d expect to be better based on Chris Head’s other work..

The magazine is Playboy, which is taking on the instagram level nudity, to appeal to advertisers and browsing from work, like a bunch of fucking pussies destroying the already dead brand that doesn’t need to be dead, that could still do good things, but that instead adapted like a bunch of clickbait sites to make some profit….because sucking ad dick is how media works – I guess…

But for some reason, they can show 1/4 of a nipple, every month going further and further as they should because they’re being idiots…”lets see how far we can go to reclaim our classy, edgy image”….after we’ve already seen clit in the fucking magazine on some real trash over the last 3 decades…it’s a too little too late…come back next week where we show 1/3 of an asshole…

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2016

Aug

Olivia Palermo See Through of the DAy

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Olivia Palermo is some socialite. Her dad is some billionaire real estate developer…making her all that more interesting to jerk off to…cuz knowing that her piss is worth more than your life is pornographic..

She’s walking around in a see through shirt and like all rich chicks…I am sure she lacks in character and personality…and mental health. I am sure she’s a damaged vapid little hooker…almost as bad as the pornstars and street hookers she probably judges and looks down on…despite being the exact same as them…only on the polar opposite of the spectrum…in luxury not in ditches…

I’m talking drugs, lots of sex partners, self hate, daddy issues….all the good stuff that turns me on….which I guess makes her ever more amazing….the one flaw that I do see…is that she hasn’t let me K-Fed Her yet….I need to trick rich people to give me hand outs, pool house crasher, let me out of the hell that I live…thanks…

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2016

Aug

Chantel Jeffries See Through of the Day

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Chantel Jeffries, the instagram whore who is a legit model people, she’s signed to an agency and has lots of followers because she’s a legit model…and not because she’s an instagram whore…

She fucked or hung out with Bieber when he had a DUI or car accident or something like that in Florida…which happens when you’re an instagram model / legit model…opportunities just fall into her lap…

More importantly has fucked rappers, athletes and black people to get famous before Bieber…I don’t know what she’s done since, but let’s assume riding that celebrity baby…

Just a ratchet ass, running the Miami party scene like she is supposed to…fuck the famous, feel more important…all while not being as disgusting or annoying as that YesJulz clown…while white guys who wish they were black love the girls the black guys fuck…trying to fit in…but too small to fit in..its a cultural thing…

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2016

Aug

Christian Catches Hot Boxers and Other Videos of the Day

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Jay Walking Black High School Student

Suicidal Girl with a Knife Gets Taken from Behind

JFK Airport Scare…When Cops say “Get Down”…but no one starts dancing…

Group of People Electrocuted by a Pole

Elevator Fail

Pokemon of the Day

World’s Largest Aircraft…

Weird Chinese Road Rage

Thug VS Woman’s Purse

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2016

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It happened again…I was sexting a girl, trying to get pussy pics and some fat, like real fat, disgusting, greasy, and pimply bitch interrupted and said “did you find it yet”…and I looked at her like she was fucking crazy….or a psychic who know I didn’t get the pussy pic I was looking for and stupidly I asked “what the fuck are you talking about porker”….and she said “Pikachu”…and I said…I don’t play that shit, I’m more into pussy…but not your pussy…SEEE YAAAAAA…but between you and me…I would have totally got up in that…because she looked like she’s always lubricated…probably the McDonalds…

Here are some morning links…

Girls Bending SLutty…
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Hollywood’s New Black Guy has a Rape Problem…
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The Blue Pants Wearing Chicken
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Amy Schumer’s Show is Ending
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The Willis Sisters Looking Slutty
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Dire Straits Gayageum Cover…WTF
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Girl Stuffs her BRa for Social Media Pics
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Ryan Lochte’s Troll is so Weird
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Blake Shelton Apologizes for Being a Racist – Because Saying Sorry Cures Racism..
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Truck Driver VS Floods
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3D Printed Lightsaber
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2016

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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Sometimes I wonder how many instagram hookers are on welfare, or if they just stick to the sugar daddy hustle because it pays better….since most sugar daddies don’t want their babies working, they need to be on call 24/7 for when they need to get them to do whatever weird service they are paying them for….when they need them to do it…because getting enough money to buy 20 year old college girls for 2000 dollars a month your wife doesn’t notice missing…means having a busy schedule that you can’t plan what day or time you can show up for you massage, rim job, face sitting, trample, or whatever fetish it is you’re paying her to fulfill that your fat old wife doesn’t give you…

Here are some steplINKS…

Some Great Asses…
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Weird Old – Haggard Fame Whore Sluts
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Lady Gaga – See Through
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Taylor Swift is giving 1 Million to Louisiana – she Made 175 million this year and has 800 million in the bank – to put that into perspective….
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Taylor Swift Flies Her Dick Private to her House to Fuck…
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Kim Kardashian Admits to Butt Implants
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Elle Fanning in a Tank Top
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Usain Bolt VS a Rubik’s Cube
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Jared Leto was Tricked into doing Suicide Squad
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Sophie Turner Tight Dress
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Clue is the Latest Remake of a Movie that Shouldn’t be Remade…
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The Dick that Ruined the High Jump
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Abigail Ratchford Big Tits…
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Sophie Turner Shorts
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Greatest Olympic Weed Smoker Of All Time
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The Olsen Twins Like Old as Fuck Dudes
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Metallica the Early Years Looks Bad
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Em Rat Cow Hard Nipples
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Charlotte McKinney Hard Bikini Nipples
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Meryl Streep Wants Amy Schumer to Play Her in a Movie
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Olivia Holt – Tight Dress
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Guy Dressed As the Delivery Guy Steals ALl the Beer
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Molly Quinn Creepy
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Abby Champion Bikini
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Kardashian Midriff
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Heather Morris Bra
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Shay Mitchell Garbage
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Ryan Newman – Young Hot Whore…
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Emma Roberts in Jeans
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Rita Ora is Dog Shit
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Daisy Lowe has Big Tits
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Shaun White Raped the Staff
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Katy Perry – Big TIts
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Hot Beach Volleyball Pussy
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Motherfucking t-Rex
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Two Girls Share a Bath
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Tiffany Toth – Naked For Playboy
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Sheridan Love – Big Tits
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Slutty Chick of the Day
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Econolodge Maid Sucking Dick
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Police Attacked by Fireworks…
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Private Sex Video of the Day
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Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

Aug

Vanessa Hudgens Ass Cheek of the Day

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Vanessa Hudgens is wearing a romper – as girls do without factoring in going to the bathroom in public bathrooms, and I guess picking things off of high shelves, or maybe this is intentional, like all the nudes she’s released over the years, one with her bush that she pretended were taken when she was 17…and some when the fappening happened a year ago..because she wanted to redeem herself…not that she had to, all girls getting naked in selfies and showing ass in stores are doing all the right things…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:SFW|Vanessa Hudgens

2016

Aug

Kate Upton Pregnant Dog Walker of the Day

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Kate Upton has been working out a lot, she even posts this shit on her instagram, to let the people know that despite how thick her upper thighs are, and how round, doughy, weird shaped her fat curves are, she’s not as fat as she could be….

She was way more interesting at 18, when all the fat she had was in her tits…and nothing else about her distracted from that…

Now there’s weird ass, weird chin, weird hips, weird tits getting in the way of her only redeeming quality..

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To see her tits Lift Weights…

#Repost @benbrunotraining ??? Kate Upton (@kateupton) crushes "1.5 rep" trap bar deadlifts with great technique. Strong! She makes it look easy, but trust me, these are brutal. Great for the legs and butt ????????

A video posted by Kate Upton (@kateupton) on Aug 10, 2016 at 2:30pm PDT

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2016

Aug

Ariel Winter’s Young Hollywood Party of the Day

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Ariel Winter is a young slut…and dresses like a young slut…because this is what young sluts are like now…they are all empowered sluts, who hate being called slut, but own being sluts, because they watch porn and they took a woman’s studies class that didn’t teach them how to wash dishes and cook dinner, but instead whine and feel empowered – like feminists – thanks to the cocks they put in them….but they aren’t actually woman power or woman supporters but instead they are more bitchy and judgemental to other girls than guys are…

When they see this bitch, they see fat, they see average acting, they see a busted face…….

When guys see this bitch…we see tits…