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2016

11

Aug

Chloe Grace Moretz Seductive Beach Pics of the day

Chloe Grace Moretz posted these black and white – romantic day at the beach – probably shot by rich kid David Beckham TRUST fund Spice Junior…

You know before slamming her up the ass like most of these non-committal youth that grew up on porn pass each other around, and perpetuate chlamydia through the halls of Senior Year high school…they grew up on porn and know how to face fuck….and it’s all so exciting..but not really, these pics are nothing like the selfies I want to see, or the amateur sex pics I want to see, oh baby nice upper back – I’m so hard….because pussy and asshole are just so fucking standard…we need to go obscure and high concept….step it the fuck up girl…

Posted in:Chloe Grace Moretz|SFW

2016

11

Aug

Malia Obama Smokes Weed of the Day

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The fact that weed is illegal is just stupid, the fact people are in jail, in the system over weed is ridiculous. I don’t smoke weed, but there is nothing wrong with people who do, plus it relaxes girls you invite over at 4 am to smoke a joint to get them to suck your dick like a good stoned girl..

So I don’t think there’s any issue with some rich kid smoking a joint at a music festival..she turned 18 a month ago, let her be her own person, and not a representative of her President father..

I don’t think her Twerking THAT I POSTED HERE was a big deal…and this sure as fuck isn’t a big deal…but I think weird Christians that make up America do…even if they are the same people having weird gay meth parties in the back of their evangelical churches…

IT’S WEED FUCK….not a big deal.

I wonder if posting this will get the FBI knocking on my door for showing how bad little hot Obama is…being like every other 18 year old…right..

Posted in:Malia Obama|SFW

2016

11

Aug

Lais Ribeiro for Love and Lemons of the Day

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Lais Ribeiro is a Brazilian 20 year old model.

She’s got huge tits, and is being used in some premium lingerie brand’s lookbook, but she’s best known for being a Brazilian that the evil Victoria’s Secret empire cultivated in their Brazilian training facility, where they abduct women or buy women from their family, to have cheap and amazing workers for their catalogs…and if you’ve seen brazil, her family doesn’t notice, they are too busy trying to stay alive / attending Olympic events…Brazil pride..

I find it weird that Love and Lemons would use a VS model, when they can use other models who don’t work for the bootleg lingerie made in China…it’s like getting a TV commercial reality show actor to star in as your President….

But she’s all ethnic looking, with a ridiculous body, ready to take the fuck over….my staring at tits, not anything else, these are just sex dolls that get sold to rich dudes and nothing more, but they can take over my staring at their tits in these pictures of her…it’s their talent, what they are paid for…

Posted in:Lais Ribeiro|SFW

2016

11

Aug

Streamer “accidentally” Masturabates of the Day

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I don’t know what this video is from, but it seems like we’ve got a new Olivia Munn on our hands. I didn’t bother looking into this story, but her name is not Oliva Munn, it is “Novapatra” and her hustle is just Olivia Munn…..where she streams herself playing video games for a gang of perverts, where she makes herself up to look hot – as dudes love “hot nerds”…only to stage an accidentally leaving her cam on – to jerk off to some porn for the nerds…and play it off as an “oops”…

She’s likely a cam girl, I googled her…she’s a prn girl or a cam girl…or what I call a girl too lazy to work, but into letting dudes watch her smoke weed and play videogames naked…just a girl trying to get famous and willing to show off her twat…and she’s doing it the right way – through gamers and nerds…

You know masturbate on a new platform, get noticed, now matter..naughty little porn girl…

I posted the uncensored version HERE – THIS STORY WAS MORE FUN WHEN I THOUGHT SHE WAS A RANDOM.

Posted in:Videos

2016

11

Aug

Em Rat Cow Whores Up the United Nations Fund Dinner of the Day

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I think it’s safe to say that Em Rat Cow doesn’t care about the United Nations, Philanthropic efforts, or anything related to doing good in the world…because if she did, she wouldn’t be a vapid, nude model, who flashes her tits to get followers…

She’s like the Sugar baby on snapchat who just got a nose job from a dude who paid for her nose job, crying because she’s on meds and watching Syrian refugee videos…

She’s out for her damn self, she thinks she matters, that she’s got talent, that she’s got more to offer the world…and the UN event was just a good way to get on a red carpet, a good way to get her tits out to the paparazzi, an a good angle to pretend she’s not a calculating, superfical scammer trying to scam…because she thinks she’s hot enough…

Great tits though, tits for charity, even if intentions are for their damn self, are still tits…

What a joker…

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Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski|SFW

2016

11

Aug

Hillary Holmes Does Fat Chick Modeling Right of the Day

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Hillary Holmes: Fat Chick model, doing fat chick modeling right, because she’s officially just a larger girl, and not a slob who looks like she’s got diabetes, high blood pressure and will be in a motorized scooter in vegas – going from slot machine to slot machine….waiting to die prematurely..

Now I don’t love fat chicks, I married one, and wiping her ass is disgusting, but I need to do it before eating her out so I don’t get ecoli.

I don’t like gross fat chicks, especially entitled ones who don’t act like they are fat, but rather like they are hot. All loud and annoying. I don’t mind gross fat if it’s broken and sad and lonely and willing to suck my dick…

But I do like handsome, substantial, large and strong women, with toned stomachs and massive hips and asses, but probably because I can’t fuck them since my dick doesn’t reach…or penetrate the egg hole…but I still like lookin’ at them…so here’s some fat chick model who does plus sized right..

Posted in:Hillary Holmes|SFW

2016

11

Aug

Kylie Jenner’s Doughy Birthday Ass of the Day

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This family is such fucking garbage…but they are masters of illusion, the David Copperfields of our generation, because they have managed to use some science, make-up, medical procedures and strategic hustle – to convince millions of people that they hot…

Moving fat from her 18 year old gut, to her ass, to make some weirdly shaped non-human human, something her family is into, they are all fucking monsters…

Yet…brands pay them millions and millions of dollars….why can’t brands just say no…cut them off…and move society and humanity forward. I mean it’d make for an interesting scrambling I’d like to see from the family…trying to fix what is broken…but instead – everyone keeps giving them what they want and they continue to give me nothing I want…not with them, or not with all the other young sluts that now look like this…it’s fucked…

Posted in:Kylie Jenner|SFW

2016

11

Aug

Couple Fucking on the Side of the Road in Nature and Other Videos of the Day

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Dude Gets Slammed in a Hit and Run….and the One Dude Who Stopped to Help Him – Robbed Him

Lost Dildo finally Found of the Day

Close up of Suction Steve from Virgina

Security Guard Drives with BOOT on

The Best Prostitutes of the Day

Man Riding Young Bull

Cop Runs Red – Flips another Car

Weird Naked Woman Confrotation

TOpless Monster at a Music Festival

Sales Girl Presses Tits Against Dudes Face at a Store

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2016

11

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Girls I meet on tinder are hard to try to convince that I am in love with them and that I want to spend the rest of my life with them, obsessed with them, because they are the only one –

Sure, it is all in order to get spread pussy pics from them – but they don’t need to know that…

Not to mention, these girls love sending their pussy pics, you just have to trick them into wanting to send it to you, because they are sending them to other people, and you have every right to get on that BCC….

Here are some morning links…

TOday in Sideboob
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Thank God Ghostbusters is DEAD in the Water
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Phelps Face Meme is No Steve from Virgina
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Kim K in a Tight Dress – Exploding
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How To Dab Marijuana Like A Fucking Pro (VIDEO)
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Serena Williams is a Beast
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Malia Obama Smoking Weed
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Muhammed Ali – Remix
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So Many Great Asses
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Fuck THat’s Delicious Season 2 Trailer
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2016

10

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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I just spent 2 hours watching “Suction Cup Steve” from Virginia climbing Trump Towers…because according to the live feed I watched – he was doing it for Harambe, Pokemon Go, to Propose to his girlfriend on the 30th floor…dragging out NYPD to Keep Trump Tower Safe again….it was tedious as hippie mountain climbing is…causing traffic….being annoying..hippies with their dumb ideas…and dude didn’t do it for any cause, he did it for self promotion….I blame social media, but I guess it’s better than a mass shooting…and the fact I watched this, is a testament to how pathetic my existence is…

I watched 2 hours of Suction Cup Steve climbing Trump Towers and when the police grabbed him – the live feed was showing his lame youtube video – 2 hours and they killed the climax – feels like watching lesbian porn…

The highlight of my day was figuring out that looking down shirts when girls pet my dog is a great reason for a small dog – and I don’t know why it took me 8 years to figure that out…maybe it is because with today’s slutty fashion trends, even nerdy weird mousy girls are in dresses with no bras tits spilling everywhere – not just for old ladies and hookers anymore….

Here are some stepLINKS….

Crazy Booty on Wednesday
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The Oceans 8 Remake for Girls are Sandra Bullock, Cate Blanchett, RiRi, Anne Hathaway, Helena Bonham Carter, Mindy Kaling – because Hollywood’s answer to misogyny is remake movies with all women cast – I think they are missing the point….
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Catalog Pics of Victoria’s Secret WHores
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Sewage Truck Explodes on the street.
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The Destiny Child No One Cares About in a Tight Dress
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Taylor Swift’s Booty
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Want To Meet How Girls Who Chill With Weed? Check This Out
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Abigail Ratchford Stupid Tits
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The Best of McKayla Maroney
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Bird Meows with the Cats
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Jessica Biel Golfing
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Septic Truck Explodes
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Topless Tanning French Actress
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Dolphin iPad Snatcher
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Some Slut Named Lindsey Vonn’s Skiing Ass
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Leo has a Doppelganger in the Olympics
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How Dirty are Festival Bracelets
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Bad Santa 2 Trailer
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Nina Agdal TIGHT DRESS
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Swimmer Who Flips his Dad Off Every Race
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Playboy Chick on a Triumph
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Weed Legend Tells You The Two Best Strains To Smoke In The WORLD!
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Black Man Who Sounds Like Celine Dion
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Jamie Alexander’s Filming an Action Movie
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Rita Ora Tank Top
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Victoria Justice Cleavage You Shouldn’t Care About
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Haha Ghostbusters Lost 70 Million Dollars
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Julianne Hough Photoshopped for Shape
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Farrah Abraham’s a Hero Who Fought for her 7 Year Old to Wear Makeup to School
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How To Get Off Opiates Using Cannabis, Step By Step Guide
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Amateur Couple of the Day
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Hot Slutty Bouncy Girls
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Hot Britney Spreading Pussy
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The Best Boobs in Porn
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idiot Skater of the day – Definitely fake…
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Naked Golf with some Whores
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Graphic Design Tits
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Hot Greek Bitch in a bikini
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How About More Orlando Bloom Dick and Katy Perry Tti
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Naked Selfies of the Day
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