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2016

12

Aug

Jessica Alba’s Sand Covered Ass and Other Alba News of the Day

Jessica Alba paid Allure to run a feature on her Honest Beauty products that are making her a ton of fucking money, but will make her a ton more fucking money when they finally go public and she can cash the fuck out…which is what she’s into, proven by every move she’s made in her career, from marrying a dude named Cash…to cash grabbing her entire existence…

Well, she’s a mom of 2 or 3 kids, she’s full of shit with her happy marriage and probably sleeps in separate rooms than her husband – on some Mariah Carey shit – but they are pulling a great lie, a great scam, it’s working – and she gets to pretend to work – which for a Mexican who has never worked is a big deal..she’s got an office and she takes meetings – when not at the gym maintainging this body – or filming her next movie…

The fact is…she looks good….

Here are screenshots….

Here are screenshots from her upcoming shitty movie…

Her ass is great…like the girl in leggings I followed for three blocks this morning…but way older…how did this happen…

Posted in:Jessica Alba|SFW

2016

12

Aug

Kaia Gerber Modeling of the Day

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Kaia Gerber is 14 or 15 years old…and they think she is old enough to be modeling, even though putting out content or photoshoots is pretty much sexualizing their kid, and is as creepy as that child beauty pageant shit….and I blame the parents….the parents who are Cindy Crawford and Gerber babyfood heir Randy Gerber…

The fact is that she’s rich as fuck, she’s got a trust fund, her dad has a trust fund and she’ll look the fucking same when she’s 18, yet her mom thinks it is a good idea to put her into marketing campaigns for random brands, for pervert marketers, like a prositute, because I guess her mom was out doing coke off cocks in VIP rooms at 17….back in the 90s

Maybe mom’s not working too much and needs a project to keep occupied with…or maybe a celebrated daugher makes her feel good about herself, you know because she sees herself in her daughter, and her daughter is probably all about it because like all girls her age they need that Instagram whore followers to feel validated…

It’s weird…

Here she is for Teen Vogue…a new icon / leader in the making..

Here she is from instagram….

Posted in:Kaia Gerber|SFW

2016

12

Aug

Mariah Carey on Her Yacht with Huge Tits of the Day

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I saw this video of Mariah Carey talking about “his and her” yachts, because she’s obviously obnoxious – it’s all part of her hustle, that was having the voice of an angel – and the ego of the worst woman in the fucking world – who would be so annoying to have to deal with – so annoying that her fiance – the billionaire – keeps her on her own boat so that he can fuck the young social media sluts / models who really love yachts..it makes for great selfies…you know leave the old fat chick in sight but not in close quarters on your massive freighter – because she’s the worse…but clearly better than Miranda Kerr, his last girlfriend…

This isn’t exciting, it’s just funny to see what type of interview Entertainment Tonight is pulling, what garbage – sucking up to her in a weird and uncomfortable way – and people actually watch this shit, but at least she’s in a bikini – her big old tits make her interesting – because without them she’s just some medicated weird, tacky, rich woman.

Posted in:Mariah Carey|SFW

2016

12

Aug

Jessica Lucus Bikini Pic of the Day

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Jessica Lucus is some Canadian actress, who is half black – but you won’t notice – because you are a social justice warrior who sees us all as one species, the human species…one color…beige…unless it comes down to being a pain in the ass trying to defend the rights of other cultures you don’t understand – defending them against how the white masses portray them in the media, or how the white masses view them…when really normal people, like me, don’t give a fuck about anything a bitch does, or where she’s from, or how tanned or asian or mexican she is…we just care if she’s half naked and looks decent half naked and this Jessica Lucus from some show called Gotham looks alright to me in bikini selfies she’s using to help her marketing…

This picture is from April – but I guess it finally penetrated the mainstream – like the mainstream penetrated her…

Posted in:Jessica Lucus|SFW

2016

12

Aug

Reporter Interviews Dude Dying After Being Hit By Car and Other Videos of the Day

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Bad Driver – Driving the Wrong Way on a Freeway – Everyone Lived

Police Take Down Female Cancer Patient at the Airport – Serves Her Right for Having Cancer

When Cars Ignite

Dog Takes Whatever it is Tied To to the Middele of the Street

Airplane Lands on Runway – Killing a Deer

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2016

12

Aug

Tyga Struggles with Sea Monster Kyle Jenner of the Day

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Kylie Jenner paid the paparazzi, or maybe the paparazzi paid Kylie Jenner to let them shoot her birthday bikini party with Tyga and other idiot rich kid brats that other kids seem to idolize because they are dumb and eat anything they are fed thanks to growing up on this shit…and being mindless, chipped and tracked, idiots who think they are free thinkers and creative geniuses, but are really all the fucking same.

It actually impresses me that a girl so ugly, so monstrous, so large that her athletic boyfriend struggles to lift her, maybe her boner is hitting him in a pressure point in his back, or maybe, he’s a pussy…unable to swim…but I guesss that Swimmer who won last night shifted that race sterotype…

But seriously, liposuction, lazy, sloppy, with a flat stomach because she’s 19 and gets the fat re-instated to what looks like a mom ass…all while rocking a troll face…is what leads the youth in their decision making…

This isn’t hot, interesting, inspiring or compelling, but I guess vapid and apathetic is what we’ve become…NEED MORE CLICK BAIT…NEED MORE SMUT…DISTRACT AND DESTROY…

Garbage…

Posted in:Kylie Jenner|SFW

2016

12

Aug

K. Michelle TIT of the Day

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K. Michelle is some tranny looking stripper looking “singer”…who is actually from some “Love and Hip Hop – Atlanta” show – where we can assume she played the trashy tranny looking stripper looking singer – desperate to get as famous as Beyonce or some shit…

I have never heard of her – because I hate these staged, scripted, bullshit reality shows…but she’s wearing a see through top at her concert and that’s worth pointing out…just not worth spending to much time thinking about – it’s noise, splash in the pan attention seeking bullshit and I’ve already said too much…

I prefer her COSTARS from the show – who actually put out a bottom feeding sex tape THAT I POSTED ON HERE

I said I prefer her COSTARS from the show – who actually put out a bottom feeding sex tape THAT I POSTED ON HERE

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2016

12

Aug

Selena Gomez Takes Her Tits in a Crop Top Salsa Dancing of the Day

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Selena Gomez, dying of LUPUS, has partnered up with Make a Wish Foundation and created this whole “I am not a low level actor with a huge fan base, I am a pop star”….and even after her Chemotherapy, a treatment that destroys little kids, makes them deaf, not just tone deaf, and a treatment she exploits to get sympathy for her “weight gain”…which is code for breast implants…just makes me hate her – not that I care enough to hate her – but you know what I mean – when I see her dancing around – I see a well trained puppet, dancing money, pile of garbage that has scammed the world thanks to Disney…and know she’s likely one of the worst humans, scamming the world with her lies, making money doing it….and that’s not what should be leading the kids who follow her…that’s what helps the kids become bigger pieces of shit than they’ve ever been.

Thanks Selena…maybe she’ll have a similar fate to the other Selena…maybe she will follow her lead already…as she has been…or maybe she’ll keep on fucking winning – and dancing about it…with her tits in a crop top….

TO SEE HER GRUMPY AT THE AIRPORT CLICK HERE

Posted in:Selena Gomez|SFW

2016

12

Aug

My Tribute to the #burkini’s Banned in Cannes France of the DAy

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The Burkini was just banned on the beaches of Cannes, so I decided to make a tribute video to the beauty of swimming fully clothed for the sake of religion, because you don’t need to be half naked to enjoy the sea…..

I’ve seen women rocking the burkini at the local pool, at the beach, in pictures and I find the whole thing ridiculous unless you have a sun alergy, up on some Ginger shit, mainly because I am a pervert who likes half naked sluts…

But then again, if everyone wore a bikini, maybe I’d be able to jerk off again…to normal things…like a woman’s ankle…I won’t need spread asshole anymore…I’ll be reset and back to normal..

I don’t hate one religion, I hate all religion, get it together people, it’s called Science…so dressing like this in the South of France, the land of toplessness – should be banned for raining on our pervert parade…

Posted in:SFW|Videos

2016

12

Aug

#GirlsShuffling or #GirlswhoShuffle or #Girlsthatshuffle of the Day

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I came across the #girlsshuffling or #girlswhoshuffle hastag and found a bunch of new age ravers, which are basically frat boys and cheesy girls, doing their dance, which I guess they are supposed to do while high and sucked into their “house music”…basically destroying the electronic music scene, but making people in it – a LOT of fucking money…because I remember raves that were just underage rejects in fun fur – disgusting and dancing on speed…this is better..it’s the Gap / Jenner scaled down version…cheesy as fuck…with an

“Here’s a dance that makes us look as unattractive as possible”….Let’s put it on our instagram…

Werid..

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