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Sara Sampaio Shows Off her Pussy in Tight Pants Under the Guise that it is a Fitness Video of the Day

Industry Flesh Puppet Jessica Alba Propagandizes for the Machine of the Day

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Paige Spiranac Feeling Herself Up of the Day

Margaret Qualley is Hot for an Ugly Chick of the Day

2016

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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All these faggots went to woods to have some spiritual, hippie, meteor shower experience….you know a good excuse to trick a girl into the woods – to get her so fucked up on Molly – pretending to be into meteor showers…that you have to give her frat boy CPR (finger bang her) while she’s half asleep, in a trance, having a spiritual experience…you know…while I just sat at home hoping a meteor hit or all of them – would hit the earth…

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Girls Laying in Bed…
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Mariah Carey Porn..
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Lais Ribeiro Cleavage
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Kristen Stewart and her Pussy Sauce…
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Bieber is Banging Lionel Richie’s 17 Year Old Daughter…
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Sex Caught on Dash Cam….
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Ryan Lotche Fucks a Playboy Chick he Met on TInder
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Presidents Playlist…
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Dude Gets Taken Out by a Kite
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2016

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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I saw some dude on welfare who has 4-5 kids because Canada government gives him extra money for each kid he has….you know a way to jack up welfare revenue…as long as he has custody…which is a hell of a lot more annoying that getting a fucking job…

Well dude was in the park drinking with a bunch of high school aged girls, I guess he found his purpose in life…buy the underage kids beers for the park and have them feel like they have to have brilliant conversations with you before you try to have sex with them – because clearly, based on your 5 kids, you know how to have sex….you see the kind of dude drinking with 14 year old girls, is the kind of dude waiting for them to pass out so he can give them the good old “frat boy CPR, by trying to sober them up by fingering them…not that he went to college, which could be the reason for all this crazy….

Thank god I didn’t report him to the police, I figure let nature unfold as it should and don’t get involved….the apathetic superhero…who is neither super or a hero…but I do post links..

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Girls Who Aren’t Wearing Bras
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Kim Garner Looks hot
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NBC Invited Ghostbuster Leslie Jones to Host – To Get More Rio Ratings
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White Trash Family I Wish Were my Neighbors
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Julianne Hough is a Gutter Coke Slut
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Rob Ford Smoking Crack
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The Rock and Vin Diesel Hate Each Other
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What Happens When You Try To Steal a Rolls Royce
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Charlotte Mckinney in Lingerie
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Kite Takes a Guy on a Ride
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Mariah Carey in a Bra Top
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Lohan is Making a Comeback
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Lady Gaga is Bra-Less
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So Much Side Boob
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Phelps Face Memes the Internet
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J.Lo is Doing a Female Led Scarface
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A Bunch of Paparazzi Pics
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Bionic Hand Made Out of a Keurig
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Michelle Jenneke Hurdler..
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So Many Great Asses….SO MANY GREAT ASSES
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Digital Printed Food…
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Kendall Jenner Landed the Most Prestigious Vogue Cover – Because Media are Whores
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Rita Ora in an Orange Top
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Chunky Girl – Big Titty Dance
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Elevator Toilet User
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Big Tits – Flashing in Public
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THe Most Disturbing Video – EVER – “The Transitioning
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Girl Riding her Friend’s Face
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NakedC Cam Girl
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Twitch Girl Masturbating
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Naked and Amazing Enough Girl
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Booty Shaker of the Day
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Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

Aug

Katy Perry Panty Flash in France of the Day

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The highlight of my life wasn’t sitting on a couch next to Katy Perry, if anything it depressed me because she’s clearly confused about her fame and fortune – or what to do with it – and is trying to find some sense of normalcy that I should have presented her on my hand in the form of my load for her to insert in herself after rubbing her clit with it- to make me a child with a famous and rich set of tits…

I just felt she was easily manipulated by assholes who know how to manipulate weirdo girls who grew up in a cult…and that she was large, like real large, those tits don’t even look like the watermelons they are while presented against her broad back…

So seeing her flash her panties for Orlando Bloom – knowing he’s gaming her hard – to fuck with her head because he’s a manipulative spoiled entitled actor…reacting to his ex wife remarrying someone better than him…makes me sad…because it’s not her flashing her tits…

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2016

Aug

Taylor Swift Really Working on her Ass Cheeks of the Day

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Taylor Swift is on some PR hustle – because yesterday SHE WAS OUT IN LEGGINGS ROCKING THE MOST INSANE CAMELTOE SHE HAD TO NO SHE WAS ROCKING ….

And today…she’s in little skimpy shorts – she’s pulling her cameltoe out of…

And bother days…she’s been the fucking worst, a scam, a marketing machine who lies to her fans, and isn’t anything she pretends to be…because entertainment is deception designed to make people a lot of money in the process off the backs on insecure regulars…

But that doesn’t mean I can’t appreciate her attempt to go from mousy weird girl – to busty girl who spends everyday in the gym doing squats…because lanky skinny girls building out a body to fuck the world with a they fuck the world and pretend the world is breaking their heart…when they don’t even have a heart..is exciting….but not that exciting…it’s still Taylor Swift…the devil…

People are excited about this…I don’t get it…

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2016

Aug

Bella Thorne Bikini Jump Fetish Video of the Day

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Bella Thorne is at the peak of her career at 18, despite looking 40….so let’s watch a video of her out in the sun, not melting like the two twin redheads I saw yesterday – burned the fuck up…because red heads can be hot when they aren’t freakish looking – but they are usually freakish looking…really fucking freakish looking….while this one is lovely in her subtle whoring, strategic whoring, accessible whoring, getting hired to be the new Lohan whoring, fitness whoring, hot body whoring, WHORING…

Doing cannon balls…like she’s not a whore…whored by her parents to the entertainment industry…not robbed of her childhood and still having fun….

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2016

Aug

Jessica Simpson’s Lazy Workout Video of the Day

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Jessica Simpson posted this fitness video because she’s not 300 pounds anymore – so she’s clearly someone who knows fitness, thanks to trainers and personal chefs and a million dollar weight watcher contracts that depended on her getting in shape, she even tried to get pregnant to get out of it..but she powered through – is still chubby, probably got some liposuction or stomach stapling – because based on her warm-up video for her fat audience that shop the Jessica Simpson collection at Walmart or Target – she’s never actually worked out before…she looks awkward and confused “this isn’t a turkey leg or pizza slice or baby back ribs, what do I do with it”….

But weirdly enough, I still like it…

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2016

Aug

Today in Hilary Duff Twerking of the Day

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I posted an EDITED SERENA WILLIAMS TWERK VIDEO that I spent hours slaving over, trying to figure out how to make it just right for my amazing fans, because you deserve the best…and by hours I mean 3-7 minutes on imovie…but you deserve the best, so long as the best isn’t the actually best, just more than your low expectations, depressing existence expects…

So I assume that you don’t like twerking, or you don’t like big manly black she’s a man girls twerking…but maybe Hilary Duff and her muscular fit ass is more your vibe…because Hilary Duff fans are creepy and loyal…

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2016

Aug

Ashely Smith for Team USA Instagram of the Day

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Ashley Smith posted this old TEAM USA picture for the Olympics, where TEAM USA t-shirts seems to be a hipster photoshoot a few years ago, and the trend this Olympics is for these low level models – who have miraculous become relevant models thanks to their titty modeling – putting their early titty work out there…works for me…what doesn’t work for me is Ashley Smith. She’s one of those too cool for everyone model hipsters…and when I used to leave romance on her instagram she just ignored and possibly blocked me and it would have hurt so bad – if I had feelings and if she wasn’t someone who I can get everything I want out of – with pics she posts – like this…

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2016

Aug

Chloe Grace Moretz Seductive Beach Pics of the day

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Chloe Grace Moretz posted these black and white – romantic day at the beach – probably shot by rich kid David Beckham TRUST fund Spice Junior…

You know before slamming her up the ass like most of these non-committal youth that grew up on porn pass each other around, and perpetuate chlamydia through the halls of Senior Year high school…they grew up on porn and know how to face fuck….and it’s all so exciting..but not really, these pics are nothing like the selfies I want to see, or the amateur sex pics I want to see, oh baby nice upper back – I’m so hard….because pussy and asshole are just so fucking standard…we need to go obscure and high concept….step it the fuck up girl…

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2016

Aug

Malia Obama Smokes Weed of the Day

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The fact that weed is illegal is just stupid, the fact people are in jail, in the system over weed is ridiculous. I don’t smoke weed, but there is nothing wrong with people who do, plus it relaxes girls you invite over at 4 am to smoke a joint to get them to suck your dick like a good stoned girl..

So I don’t think there’s any issue with some rich kid smoking a joint at a music festival..she turned 18 a month ago, let her be her own person, and not a representative of her President father..

I don’t think her Twerking THAT I POSTED HERE was a big deal…and this sure as fuck isn’t a big deal…but I think weird Christians that make up America do…even if they are the same people having weird gay meth parties in the back of their evangelical churches…

IT’S WEED FUCK….not a big deal.

I wonder if posting this will get the FBI knocking on my door for showing how bad little hot Obama is…being like every other 18 year old…right..

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