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2016

03

Aug

Jessica Simpson in a Bikini for Women’s Health of the Day

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Jessica Simpson is as half naked as you’d probably want her to be in some Women’s Health magazine, she’s the kind of mom you’d rather not look at pics of to jerk off, there are young girls for that, but more the kind of mom who you’d love to bang – because she’s Jessica Simpson…

I guess her PR people wanted to reaffirm the fact that she’s no longer 300 pounds, maybe it’s to get final payment from Weight Watchers who paid her millions to drop weight, but instead she gaind the weight…maybe this is a coming of age story that you don’t need to be an obese pig with all your baby weight you gained because the baby was a good excuse to gain weight….you know a story of it’s never too late to stop eating BBQ and CAKE and to start walking on the damn treadmill…

She’s the representation of the middle American – southern dream – they even wear her products and she’s skinnier than most of them, so by comparison maybe this is as healthy as she gets….and that’s healthy enough…but I’d rather there be more emphasis on them tits…the only thing that matters…

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2016

03

Aug

Kate Beckinsale Ass on Set of New Underworld Movie of the Day

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I was friends with a nerd a long time ago…not good friends but it was in the era of nerds becoming cool and I was hanging with him before that happened….he went onto ripping of DrunkenStepfather and starting another celebrity blog that he made millions on and sold for millions and is probably still a fucking socially awkward freak but with lots of money that we can only hope has got his weirdness laid…

Well, it was the DVD era, when people bought DVDs and he would go to the shop every Tuesday to get the latest releases…I made the mistake of going with him once…it was the special edition release of Underworld, he already had the original release in multiple copies, and motherfucker spent 40 minutes going through each and every one on display to pick out two, one to watch and one to store and whenever I post on the amazingly aged Kate Beckinsale – I think of that guy and his relationship with Kate Beckinsale….which was clearly very fucking unhealthy…and I guess when you don’t fuck real girls, and Kate Beckinsale looks the way she does it’s almost justified, creepy but justified…to people who over rationalize their obsessive compulsiveness…

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This is how you all feel about this…

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2016

03

Aug

Cara Delevingne and Margot Robbie in Love Magazine of the Day

This is the fucking worst…These are two of the most overrated cunts in entertainment…and they are dressed like another overrated cunt in entertainment…

Suicide Squad is in theaters, it will make a fucking ton of money, but the initial reviews is that it’s dog shit, that it was better off as a trailer and investing in the whole movie was just idiotic, not that the producers care, they’ve already made their money back – and will be making sequels – they know people will still go – even if it’s just a pile of shit with top paid actors getting paid top dollar….that is just the world we live in…

Movies are competing with instagram, internet, snapchat…no one wants to go to the movies to pay money when they can get shit for free at home and not be shot…plus porn ends in orgasm…going to the movies just ends with “why do I bother going to movies”….

I don’t know if there’s salvation for movies, will theatres survive, I’m thinking no…I’m hoping no, because Hollywood is filled with cunts – who self destructed due to greed with heads up their asses unable to realize where things were shifting….

Point being, Cara Delevingne is in the movie, Margot Robbie is the star of the movie, and Love Magazine is latching like an orphan Indian baby on a dog in the bombay slums for any nutrients possible…trying to survive…because featuring these overrated twats makes their account more worthy…

TO SEE THEM LEAVING THE HOTEL TOGETHER LIKE A COUPLE LESBIANS WHO ARE AT THE TOP OF THE WORLD>.. CLICK HERE

Or here’s some Margot Robbie nipple…

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2016

03

Aug

Em Rat Cow – Still Busty of the Day

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Em Rat Cow’s still got tits, they are actually running the fucking show, they are the ones in charge, they are the boss, you can tell by how she dresses and how they make an appearance in 99 percent of the things she does…the rest of her is just an average at best, but at least it’s not fat, host body for those tits…

I am a firm believer that Em Rat Cow is done, I know she’s got some new movies in the works on IMDB, and I know she’s got that massive social media following and will always be able to monetize that, because people don’t just mass unfollow people, proven by the Kadashians everyone fucking hates…

So Em Rat Cow will be around for the rest of her life, but I just don’t think she’ll ever matter much more than the tits…the glorious tits…they are great tits…and you can hate on her, laugh at her, realize she’s an insecure loser who needs to feel validated…but you can’t deny the tits.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS – IF YOU ACTUALLY CARE CLICK HERE

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2016

03

Aug

Ebonee Davis and Her Big Black Tits of the Day

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Ebonee Davis has great fucking tits. She’s really fucking hot. I am a fan and yes, I am a black lives matter activist- especially when they look like this…

I have always had jungle fever – are you allowed to say jungle fever in this era of non-racism – where our words are being so controlled and analyzed it becomes racist in and of itself…and takes away from the American Experience….

Instead of letting us all be free to call wanting to fuck hot black chicks whatever the fuck we want….especially when the fantasy is consenual sex and not plantation owner rape….and I know Ebonee Davis isn’t actually from the jungle, she’s probably more likely from the dessert, or from the beach in the islands thanks to her ancestors that were brought there for sugar…it’s just a fucking expression…all you fucks with your oppressive anti-generalizing – who don’t realize that equal rights doesn’t mean I can’t call someone black…or tits…or whatever the fuck you want to call a girl with great tits

If you want to see her topless from 2013…. CLICK HERE

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2016

03

Aug

Kate Bosworth Nipples of the DAy

I just saw that Kate Bosworth was in Montreal the other day – and I stupidly didn’t know this before she was here – and I didn’t go profess my love for her by throwing my semen at her – before getting arrested because semen is a controlled substance that you’re not legally allowed to throw at people – even if you’ve been saving it up in a jar next to your bed since you first saw Kate Bosworth in whatever it is she was first in….only to have her drop charges after tasting it and realizing it’s sugary goodness…making her addicted to my sperm and hiring me as her sperm factory she locks in her pool house making her a shot a day….because that’s the kind of fantasy I have…

I like that she’s skinny, I like her legs, her face, she is what all girls should look like, so if I ever made billions and could build a woman producing lab in my basement…we’d factor in a little bit of this in the design…

She’s old and still looks like this…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS

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2016

03

Aug

Kendall Jenner’s Garbage Bikini Selfie of the Day

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Kendall Jenner is garbage, like her dad’s dick that he’s announced he is chopping off for his gender reassignment surgery – he’s committed to getting done in September – because he’s tired of being called a fair weather tranny, or a cross dresser and wants the real female experience, where his dick is slit into some kind of orifice, where his dick head is made into a clit that still shoots loads since they don’t remove the prostate – making his woman experience very different than any female I’ve experienced, but close enough, a parody of a woman maybe…but let him play make-belief while everyone buys into his nonsense, gives him support, because that’s politically correct to not mock trannies – even when they are cut from a terrible, the worst, family cloth…..but making fun of their vapid, barely hot – but skinny “model” daughter who can push product….is ok….

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2016

03

Aug

Chanel Iman Gets Down for Cropover Barbados of the Day

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I guess Rihanna was out in Canada for Drake’s music festival, so she had to get a stand in to be her during Bajan Caribanna – that they call CROPOVER and hot girls get dressed half naked and dance around like vegas show girls – a reminder that not all cultural experiences are things you can’t jerk off to….but as someone who has been to Barbados knows – none of the local hookers look anything like this – they aren’t Victoria’s Secret models, but rather obese…unless you get them like Rihanna’s owner who recruiter her off the island at 14….before they make 10 babies by 18 and fall apart…

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2016

03

Aug

Mischa Barton Bikini Showering of the Day

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Mischa Barton was a girl who didn’t shower for a long time – she was all greasy and fat and disgusting. She looked like she smelled, was half dead or dying, and throughout those years of her self destruction – I still would have had unprotected sex with her using my tongue…I didn’t care the outcome, she was Mischa Barton and thus lovely…

Well, she got her life together, rehab maybe, dancing with the stars whipped her into shape, even if it was actually a sign that she was dead, suicide had happened, acting career over at 32…or however old she is….

And now…she gets to post bikini pics, proving she showers, that once cured of addiction, showers happen, but more importantly proving she’s not fat and sloppy, and proving tI was right all along in thinking I want to tongue her ass…because I want to tongue her ass…even if it tastes more like soap…that rotting flesh and fec

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2016

03

Aug

Rachel Yampolsky Nude for Lions Magazine of the Day

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I am guessing that Model Rachel Yampolsky is barely a model, but rather an instagram model, who happens to have agencies represent her, because she’s hot, and why not sign her, it’s not like it costs money to do, if anything they charge her for portfolio pics and her leads not that she cares because it gives these girls credibility..

Well, it turns out that she’s taken the route of all instagram models who matter, and got herself naked for Photographer and magazine no one cares about…there are just too many of these magazines and fake magazine accounts to keep track of…and the same goes for the models…

But whether she’s relevant or not, making money or not, the next big thing or not…she’s naked…and that is always something I encourage and would like to participate in…with my mouth, fingers, and even my micro clit sized penis…if I can make it work…I can never make it work..

All these garbage caliber people, scared to get real jobs, so they moonlight doing this, living that dream…

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