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2016

04

Aug

Agent Provocateur Lingerie Campaign of the Day

Agent Provocateur is arguably the hottest mall brand lingerie – because it is more expensive than Victoria’s Secret, has better design than Victoria’s Secret, and because it pretends to not be a mall brand – but rather something all the instagram sluts get their sugar daddy’s to buy to make them feel special about taking 12 loads on their face before the main dude pisses it off them clean on some DUBAI adventure – they all seem to go on….”well he bought a first class ticket for me”…..prostitutes are everywhere amongst us…like the zombie apocalypse predicted…they walk amongst us – taking their selfies and doing their shameless snapchats everywhere they go – thinking they are more important than they are…fucking rich guys to validate it…which has nothing to do with this shoot, but probably applies to the models in said shoot..

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2016

04

Aug

Ireland Baldwin Tits for Treats! of the Day

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Little Piggy, at least according to her dad, Ireland Baldwin and all her masculine 6 foot tall features that are offset by her tits – tits she’s putting out there – to the Sugar Daddies of LA and the world, because all other attempts at making it have failed – she’s been a signed model forever and nothing – so might as well try what worked for Em Rat Cow…because when you’re raised vapid, superficial and spoiled – celebrity is all you want…I guess..

I support this behavior…

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2016

04

Aug

Annalynne McCord Topless on Snapper of the Day

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You’d think Annalynne McCord would be showing her snapper at this stage in her career….which isn’t much of a career – she did one TV show that didn’t matter to anyone but her – so that she could go back to Texas and tell the world she’s the fucking star she always knew she was – always meant to be – was to porn to be – and she made it..

She was the most shameless girl who was on TV, out famewhoring every chance she got, like she was Bai Ling or some shit, all while being on a TV show, because she fucking loved the attention so much….

Yet she still hasn’t done a sex tape, and her toplessness in a world where everyone is topless is just dog shit and censored…

You know, when you’re an attention loving, low level acting whore, do what is right for the world, for your brand and spread that pussy and ideally show some asshole – because a pussy without an asshole is not worth living…I think that’s how the expression goes…what does that even mean…I guess I’m trying to say a pussy pic without an asshole in it – doesn’t count…that’s it..

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2016

04

Aug

No One Told Mariah Carey Her Dress is TOo Tight of the Day

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Mariah Carey is rich as fuck. She’s got a team of people who follow her everywhere. She’s famous, a star, a huge deal..she’s fucking Mariah Carey…and her fiance, who we can assume is also fucking Mariah Carey is a billionaire…with resources that could prevent her getting into a dress like this but maybe he’s some kind of prevert who likes a roley-poley bitch busting out in every direction because in the 90s, she sang great hits a generation was built on…

Maybe this is embracing being a hooker who made it – thanks to a voice – in a world where she once went crazy but now feels good and doesn’t give a fuck….or maybe this is part of that fat is beautiful – don’t body shame – bullshit – but either way – it is fucking terrible to look at….

But then again, I am a body shamer…

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2016

04

Aug

Pervert of the DAy and Other Videos of the Day

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Road Rage Biker Meets Karma

Cop Uses Force on Black Woman

Front Flip Gone Wrong

Drunk Man Jumps Off Cliff

Civilian Helps Cop

Throwback Thursday – Girl Pisses on Counter

Sleeping Gas Station Clerk

When Inmates Attack

Bottomless Woman beat for Sleeping with another Woman’s Husband

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2016

04

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Whenever I see a girl buying cut pineapple at the grocery store- I know exactly what she’s up to…so I look at her and smile and she turns away bashful or maybe disgusted that I’m smiling at her in a creepy way – that assumes she’s buying pineapple for her pussy taste when she’s being eaten out – without realizing that maybe she just likes goddamn pineapples and maybe it is for her breakfast smoothie….

Half Naked Hula Hoop Girl
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The Exact Moment Jared Leto Fell in Love with the Elf Coat He Wore to the Squad Premiere
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Lohan’s Fake Baby Strory
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Drunk Passenger Taken Out By Pilot
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Rita Ora Sports Bra
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Girl Demonstrates How to Pick Up Guys at the Bar
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Jessica Simpson almost Got a Breast Reduction
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Cobie Smulders Lifting her Skirt
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Clint Eastwood Thinks We Are All A Bunch of Pussies – I agree
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The Best Sorority REcruitment Videos
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Lady Gaga – See Through
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2.5 Million Dollar Lamborghini on the Road
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Body Builder – With No Pulse – Or Heart – Freaky
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2016

03

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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The moment of weakness of the day was going to the park to stare at poor people who can’t afford backyards tanning in bikinis…and the only one I found was really fucking fat…again…it’s a general theme…the hot girls aren’t in parks in bikinis….so I take when I can get…but after trekking to find the bikini…I felt pretty lame with what I ended up with…

The good news is that there was am 18 year old Polish girl eating an ice cream sandwich on the corner in the shortest shorts – with the longest legs…she was over 6 feet tall and 90 pounds and realized…the world’s not all fat, disgusting or over photoshopped shit…and at times..it’s hot pussy…it still exists…

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Crazy Asses
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Drake Makes Joke about Making Baby in Rihanna
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Chanel Iman – Bikini
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The Sharknado Premiere Happened – Tara Reid Was There
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Kate Upton is Not Hot in a Tank Top
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You Should Be Smoking Weed With Your Parents, Here Is How To Do It.
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Drake Posts Pics of Rihanna on His Instagram
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Lucy Hale in SHorts
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Kristen Bell in a Tight Shirt…BORING…
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Ozzy Osbourne is a Sex Addict
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Kristin Cavallari – Legs
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Sarah Hyland Hard Nipples in a See Through Dress
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Watchmen – Adapting the Unadaptable…
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Man Removes Fox Stuck in Bedroom
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Bella Thorne Eyebrow Tattoo
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US Olympic Team is Staying on a Cruise Ship
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Salma Hayek – Big Hips
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Kate Bosworth Hard Nipples
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Emma Stone’s Tight Jeans
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Margot Robbie – Hard Nipples
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Rooftop Parkour
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Caitlin Jenner’s Tranny Show Cancelled
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Jennifer Garner – Old and Boring
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How Long Should Steak be Aged
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American Breakfast is really Dessert
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Miami Dolphines New Cheerleaders are Pretty Spanish
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Jessica Lowndes – Big Booty
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Suge Knight Tried To Have Eminem Killed
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A Bunch of Fan Girls
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Random Tumblr Porn
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How Cam Girls
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Chunky Girl Dancing and Flashing…
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The Worst Boob Job in Porn
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Skyla Novea Tits
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Cops Get Stabbed
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Music Video About the Clit
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Dakota Rae Yaking her Thong Off
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Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

03

Aug

Katy Perry and a Naked Orlando Blooom of the Day

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Katy Perry is recovering from her rough Hillary Clinton campaigning and took her boyfriend for the second time – because she like to repeat boyfriends – I guess like a good Christian who forgives, forgets, has no self respect and doesn’t want to jack up the cock’s she’s had inside her- Orlando Bloom – the nudist actor trying to get as much attention as he can in his nude on the beach – despite having a paddleboard to show the world his cock…because I guess when your model ex-wife ends up with a billionaire with the most relevant app, and you’ve got a doughy superstar of your own, you don’t need pants…because you’re Australian and Australians get naked everywhere they can….

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2016

03

Aug

Bella Thorne Gets Eyebrows TATTOOED of the Day

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Life as a fair skinned ginger fame whore is rough…you know drawing in your eyebrows everyday – but luckily the world is vain enough to have a solution for that, to appease her vanity, her insecurity, her self absorbed narcissism that would rationalize her fame whore whoring….you know her putting out pictures that she thinks she looks hot in, for people to believe, when really they aren’t her legitimate self…but who needs legitmate self when you can live on a computer or cell phone via social media…

She’s clearly a vapid twat, who would tattoo her eyebrows, in an era when 12 year olds are getting brazilian waxes and face fillers….life…it’s so ridiculous…

I still think she’s 50…this is something 50 year olds would do…

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2016

03

Aug

Sarah Hyland Hard Nipples of the Day

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Sarah Hyland despite looking like a haggard 14 year old with a drug addiction – who all you perverts watched on her show and loved on her show because she looked 14 – has nipples – and she’s not scared to show them off – because she probably feels like she’s sold her soul to the industry, you might as well also take her tits, like her parents too her money…after selling her off to the world…

BUT…maybe it’s just the no bra style…that is the no bra style all girls big titty and small titty alike are into….but not quite as into it as us…

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