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2016

Jul

Even Lindsey Vonn is Whoring of the Day

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Lindsey Vonn may be an American ski hero….she’s won at least on Olympic Gold…which may not be Picaboo Street level American Ski Hero….but still an American Hero none the less, but like all of these semi famous women, who have some level of sex appeal, she’s decided to fixate on that – instead of her athletic ability – because that’s the world we live in.

I am not sure if it has to do with dating Tiger Woods who whored her up because he likes whores, or maybe she realizes that skiing isn’t really known for the pussy, and as someone who has been on ski hills in Canada, the girls are big legged and horny and they do fuck while touring ski town to ski town like little freaks, but they are generally not what you’d want to fuck if you had the choice to fuck….you wouldn’t even jerk off to them like they were gymnasts, or beach vollywball players…

But the last few weeks she’s been in LA, showing off her body, and now she’s at an event in bikini bottoms…at 31…acting like she’s not 31…in some kind of breakdown…making me think that maybe at our core, or at the core of all women…they just want to be something dudes jerk off to….

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2016

Jul

Joanna Krupa for Treats Magazine of the Day

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Joanna Krupa must be feeling the burn, the stress, the fact that people don’t care about her and that there is not much of a career left for her, which is probably hard to accept when you’re a 40 year old Glamour model with an ego, but that she should remember if she didn’t secure Dancing with the Stars 6 years ago, she would have been long forgotten and never a co-star on the sugar baby show….

So she’s getting naked in TREATS Magazine….and TREATS MAGAZINE are not the pioneers of skin mags. They aren’t Playboy or Penthouse or even Hustler from the 70s. But they are speaking to a market that appreciates that kind of photography. We are dudes, we like nudes, but for some reason the people producing nudes went south with their nudes, and just pumped out shitty studio pics of shitty looking girls doing shitty fucking things – that eventually involved peeing…and the quality of everything about the skin mag feel apart and pretty much became internet porn…so there was a real need for hot models – naked – in hot places….even if that got over saturated and boring when everyone jumped on board…

The people behind TREATS who found models willing to get nude, or implied nude, and shot them doing nice thing, in nice settings, looking nice and naked…in what the people behind TREATS will pretend is art and exclusive parties for exclusive people and they spend money behind that image…but it is really just a sugar baby network for new hot girls in LA, or old timers looking for some press by putting their pussy out there like it wasn’t what she’s done the last 20 years to get work.

The funniest thing about TREATS is that the dude behind TREATS is Seacrest’s best friend and he uses the network for pussy…so when you see TREATS I want you to think “girls Seacrest has Anal Sex with…

Here are the preview pics – the nudes will come out soon enough…not that you care -it’s Joanna Krupa not anyone even remotely relevant…

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2016

Jul

Dakota Fanning Had Sex the Other Night of the Day

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Here’s a picture of a terrifying faced Dakota Fanning troll leaving a hotel from the front door in NYC – wearing the previous night’s party dress – some people would call this the walk of shame – but I don’t see any shame in filling your pussy in hopes of filling the emptiness left from your parents robbing you of your childhood….

She’s got money, she’s got celebrity and luckily for her parents, she’s got a hotter sister who can pick up where she left off and help career the family for the next generation – while their prodigal child gets fucked in hotel rooms – fancy hotel rooms – because they didn’t raise no cheap whore – they dated a very expensive whore – who may or may not die of a drug overdose – stay tuned to find out how this plays out..

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2016

Jul

Meri Niemi Naked for Some Magazine That is Probably Not a Magazine of the DAy

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The state of the world is so insane to me, I feel like I am surrounded by so many fucking idiots and I’ve always felt like I was surrounded by idiots, it’s just substantially worse now….

Part of it is this social media bullshit noise – shoving nonsense lives or moments of people we don’t care about – even if they are hot -or know their angles and can look hot – in artificial images to generate buzz and followers…

Now Meri Niemi is not a huge social media star, she’s another one of those “I’ve never heard of her but she’s naked in some fake magazine” though, and that’s the same hustle the social media people who want to be stars – or who are stars use everyday to eventually go viral….it’s just too simplistic…..

I want to be more excited about random girls getting naked, where’s the build up, it’s the cart before the horse…and I think it’s ruining society…but at least we get to see any girl ever naked – I am sure I had a vision of this like some clairvoyant my entire life – every time I left the house – staring at tits – thinking “shit I’d like to see them tits”….

I guess people have lost morals, values, decency, logic, subtlety..but tits aren’t that explicit they are a nice taste of a bigger whore – now I’d like to apply this to ever girl I haven’t seen named and want to see naked…

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2016

Jul

Maitland Ward is Such Garbage of the Day

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Maitland Ward is up there in being the lowest level fame whore around. I generally ignore her and her middle aged, menopausal, yet still busty attempts to be hot and slutty. I just think when you’re not really that hot, and the content you’re producing isn’t that good, you shouldn’t really be talked about….but I guess I felt semi-sorry for her, knowing she was on a huge show in the 90s as the hot chick and unable to ever get a job after that gig, is probably hard on a person’s ego and morale, but why wait 20 fucking years before doing your whoring….and WHORING she does…

A few months ago a reader sent in a conversation from her snapchat where she offered anal sx for money, I posted the conversation – 100 percent from her snapchat – and she emailed me asking me to take it down, telling me she’s married and doesn’t need money she just does this glamour model nonsense for fun…even though it’s shameless, sad and depresses me…

I wonder if she’s doing this because she wasn’t able to have kids, even though she looks like she’s got 6 kids, and this keeps her distracted from tears….

I’m sure the story is fucking sad, it must be, no matter how much smiling comes in her pics that I’m sure make some weirdo’s cum, just not me – because accessible, even hireable 40 year olds who were once on TV isn’t my fetish….but sloppy tits are fun at all ages…even if we don’t understand them or their motivation…

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2016

Jul

Hailey Baldwin for GUESS Becuase Whores of the Day

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I guess GUESS? didn’t want to dig into their pockets for a Kardashian, so they went of the discount version who has been following the Kardashians around like some kind of understudy or student intern, only she’s likely not a student, more a “I have a trust fund and I’m skinny”….vapid bullshit, or is it trolling the world bullshit, because some companies do actually pay her….and what else is she to do with her time, her dad is Stephen Baldwin, she was raised with little mental capacity to actually explore doing things of value, and GUESS? is a really big mall brand you know, they created and killed Anna Nicole Smith, that’s pretty iconic…something Hailey Baldwin is rich and bratty to get close to, but will never actually be…because all these young cunts…they are just empty shells trying to be hot, posing hot…and if you look at any of the GUESS archives you’ll see that this is probably their worst shoot to date…but at last she can put it on her resume / her ego to justify all that money her dad put into her social media following…

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2016

Jul

Woman Takes Shit in Broad Daylight and Other Videos of the Day

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Husband with Knife Intrrogates Naked Wife

Made in China – Motorcycle

Japanese Police VS Biker Gang

Cat Watching Rats Fight

Fan Tries to Extinguish Olympic Torch

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2016

Jul

Tom Greene Made a Donald Trump Rap…I hate funny or die, but I’ll post it anyway….

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The masses are clearly misguided, and it’s not their fault, just understand his patriotic claims and banter even if they are empty statements and just words…sensationalized words that the media pushes on people because they are competing for ratings…

Trying to get people to think logically or critically, when they can barely tie their shoes, and the ignorant life is more a want for a wholesome America, not the commercial noise and fear mongering….

Freedom when we aren’t as free as other countries but we will say it over and over again until we believe it…there are just a lot of people who don’t understand. If you breed a nation of idiots through overpriced higher education, shitty media, constant barrage of corporate interest and commercialization of content – all content – you’re going to have a nation of idiots.

If you feed those idiots garbage rhetoric they are going to perpetuate and contort that garbage into bigger and stinkier garbage. The idea is keep people dumb to control them in the land of the free but the objective should be to create the smartest and thus most powerful nation.

Instead the goal is to sell sugary drinks and reality tv to people. Everyone knows true freedom comes with knowledge.

I am not a liberal or a conservative, I just find things going on absolutely insane as a logical thinking human…everything doesn’t need to be junk food, or reality TV, or media manipulation for followers or rating or fame, and negativity shouldn’t be what everyone talks about, the trolls, like me should be ignored, because there’s no substance and garbage…people are misguided….and shock culture is going to kill your culture…because people want hits and anger / racism and frustration keeps us divided.

Why can’t we be good humans, I hate people, but I keep to myself and I’m still a good person. There’s no need for any of this bullshit.

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2016

Jul

D.L. Hughley VS FOX News of the Day

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I find this clip from “The Kelly Files” where D.L. Hughley was invited to be yelled at, talked down to, talked over and pretty much disrespected by the host of the show who like Donald Trump is just pandering to the racists who confuse being racists and closed minded with being politically conservative because the GOP likes to feed people little easy to digest political topics that they know people are passionate about – like abortion and gun control – and the line is drawn in the middle, makes zero sense…

“Don’t wow me” is probably the highlight of the clip…..considering she’s got the look of a bitch who uses “wow” to have her career….you know by sucking dick, not because woman can only get ahead by sucking dick, but Fox news only lets girls get ahead if they give head…

“The only place racism doesn’t exist is Fox News and the Police Force”…also a good moment…

If anyone believes police don’t target black people, you’re fucking idiots…and if anyone believes that black people created this impression of themselves, you’re fucking idiots, if anyone thinks America isn’t racist, you’re an idiot…

I guess idiots is where America is right now, since the majority of America is uneducated due to overpriced education because the government wants to keep people uneducated and dumb, distracted, unhealthy…not to mention fed misinformation, sensationalized content from the media, over and over and over as the media tries to get ratings creating an information overload….to people who can’t think critically and think “My Dad was a Republican, We’ve Always Been Republican”…but now Republican means racist, anti abortion, hick….

It’s really fucked.

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2016

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I would ask chubby girls “you have a belly – why the fuck are you in a sports bra and fitness shorts”….every time I see chubby girls in leggings / shorts and a shorts bra, their belly’s busting out…but I’m usually too busy trying to make sense of all the shapes I am seeing…not to mention…90 percent of the time I’m lookin at fat girls doing fitness in the park in fitness gear with their big old bellies – it’s actually a maternity class. Actual fat girls don’t work out silly, I mean some do, but they’re usually too ashamed to do it it half naked – unless – they are the fat girls who don’t think they are fat – but rather that they are fit and just strong..

I guess what I am saying is that fat women or really all women are a complicated creature I should limit my interaction with to just masturbate to..

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