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2016

12

Jul

Ashley Smith Big Tit Modeling of the Day

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Ashley Smith is some big titty Texan who used to interact with me on social media, then her career happened and broke my heart…and every time I look at her big tits in a photoshoot I think of our glory days, the time we were young and free and not having sex with each other.. because she was having sex with people in bands, with money, in the scene….and not me…we weren’t even friends…but we could have been and that in and of itself makes my insides cry….and reminds me just how much a loser I am…even opportunist models who fuck rich guys don’t want me…

Here she is in a stupid not funny but trying to be funny because models need to feel like they have more to offer in a bikini video….

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2016

12

Jul

Dakota Johnson Topless Tanning of The Day

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I don’t find Dakota Johnson hot or interesting, I’m sure she’s fine, but she’s just so average looking and boring looking, it doesn’t due her third generation spoiled Hollywood brat justice…

She’s filming 50 Shades of Grey’s Anatomy…because she’s a survivor…a true story of overcoming adversity….and the struggles and challenges of being third generation Hollywood.

You know she could have tried to be an instagram model, but she’s too old, she could have died of a heroin overdose at 15 or 16, because being Don Johnson and Melanie Griffith’s daughter, Antonio Banderas’ stepdaughter, Hitchcock’s Tippi Hedren’s granddaughter, is enough to make her rich and annoying…

But I guess she’s still rich and annoying, but likes to keep busy while following or continuing the family scam as the third generation vapid, self involved, “Actress”…

She’s managed to break down that really big wall we call the barrier of entry into Hollywood, by becoming her own name getting in 50 Shades of Grey….we call the struggle of being family friends with producers, casting agents, directors, and having gone to school with all of them…

Either way, she’s tanning topless in the new movie, the sequel. Racy.

50 year old women who work as Walmart greeters and who soaked their panties reading these books in their shitty small town trailer park homes…are probably dripping to see this….everyone deserves to cum sometimes, you just happen to take that to the extreme with your chronic masturbation. It’s the only thing you got going for you.

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2016

12

Jul

Bella Thorne Dick Suck Face on Snapchat of the Day

Here’s some shameless video of Bella Thorne in a car making dick sucking motions – knowing she’s making dick sucking motions – pretending she’s not making dick sucking motions – because she’s not a pervert – she’s an 18 year old child star who people fucking love because she looks like a 40 year old Tranny and Tranny is in right now…

Or maybe you prefer some Shameless video of her stuffing her face with noodles, because she has no table manners, she doesn’t need table manners, her parents let her do anything she wanted – as long as she made it to set -since she was their golden child, their Lohan, they’re last hope to never work again after packing up the van and moving the LA to make this happen for them…and MAKE IT HAPPEN THEY DID…thanks to florida work ethic and drive / hooking…

OR maybe you like seeing her dance…

I don’t hate Bella Thorne, I actually think she’s lovely, funny and almost mocking the industry – because it’s dumb – while being part of the industry, and monetizing the industry while having fun within the industry and her body is banging…so keep up the good work….

Here she is eating her co-star –

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2016

12

Jul

Adriana Lima in a Bikini Video of the Day

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Yesterday….I posted pictures of Adriana Lima in a bikini while in Mykonos for one of her model sister’s retirement party/ where her model sister was securing her retirement package by marrying a billionaire…something other models never miss because they love a good party, they are models…and more importantly they like seeing the less famous Brazilians come out on top financially due to love…it reminds them of the Brazilian sex trade they escaped but still touch on because modeling is hooking..

Well, my friends at Mykonos TV got some amazing footage, not from a critical point of view, you know because I’m a film historian / art critic / have the natural ability to spot talent and good production value…being an uneducated hater of all things….

But because it’s authentic paparazzi, it’s some dude getting 100 feet away from her and sneaking a video on his phone while she splashes around all boring as fuck….but still in a bikini..

It’s the creepy shot stealing that MAKE me feel alive….in a world of zero authenticity, everything posed, nothing organic or just happening…even snapchat – designed to be live action – is posed and people take 40 snaps before posting the perfect one…

We are surrounded by lies…but one thing that is real…is that Lima is Aging..oh and that she’s at the beach in Mykonos being filmed unsuspected…brilliant!

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2016

12

Jul

Pervert Busted at Walmart and Other Videos of the Day

Car Wash Guy Goes Insane

Man Shit Himself in Broken Elevator

Bull Fighter Gets Killed…

Garbage Truck Fire

Dude Sprays His Bitch

Drunk Walker of the DAy

Girl Tantrum Because Dude Ate Her Pizza

Chinese Truck Driver of the Day

Black Lives Matter Guy is Preaching Brilliance….like “Kill Cops”…what the fuck is wrong with America…

Strong Girl and her Big Strong Girl Boobs

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2016

12

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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One of my favorite social media interactions is when someone insincerely wishes someone a happy birthday – because it’s in the notifications – better wish them a happy bday with some canned message – without actually giving a fuck about the person…and the person they are wishing a happy birthday to – you know saying HAVE A GREAT YEAR…OR “THIS IS YOUR YEAR”…something aspirational….without realizing the profile belongs to someone who died 4 years earlier…amazing.

It’s the little things – you know.

My least favorite social media interactions is when someone I’ve been internet friends with writes his final post / final goodbye before his cancer takes over…reminding you that life is finite – but here I am updating an obsolete site…this is my life…my legacy…my very sad calling…

My other favorite thing is sluts..or are sluts…

Here are some morning

Lots of Cleavage
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Brad Cooper / Irina Shayk Televised Fight is Great
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Taylor Swift Wants Babies….
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Portugal Fan Comforting Crying French Fan..
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Rodney Mullen 360 Tricks…
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Selena Gomez Leggy Leotard in Concert
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Celine Dion Erotica of the Day
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Charlotte McKinny White Pants
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Scout Willis Flashes Tits…
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Ceiling Collapses in Queens
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UV Photography Tips…
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Uber Driver Justified By Screaming at Passenger
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Tugging on the Clothes
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2016

11

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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The only thing that social media has taught me is how stupid humanity is. I used to be the kind of person who used to just hate everyone I met, I would discount them immediately without giving them a chance, then over the years I became indifferent and when I meet people I give them the benefit of the doubt, or take them at face value because thanks to social media, I can still generalize humanity as morons – clueless morons – who all follow the same trends, who crave the same bullshit and who have no logic, or rational thought…no real morals or values…are insanely influenced by the media and society…and most importantly don’t listen to themselves, their core to realize what is actually important…

So things like Pokemon Go happen, and the world gets excited, and the world buys into it, and the world follow each other playing the same fucking thing, giving them something to talk about, trying to fit in like it was the cool pair of jeans in high school I couldn’t afford and wouldn’t have bought if I could afford them and not because I was goth or trying to not fit in on purpose, but because I like to use my money for drugs….or booze…or food…

Point being, the internet is one terrible, long, drawn out, VIRTUAL REALITY, contribution based commercial. People into money, making money, and making other people money – instead of looking for quality…

I am not a hippie, but there are a lot of fucking morons encouraging other morons and I don’t understand how as a collective use things like FACEBOOK and INSTAGRAM, knowing they track us, knowing they watch us and monetize us like an evil SCIFI movie, knowing it is a private company that makes people billions of dollars.

Why don’t we use some not for profit social network that doesn’t track us and puts that profit back into the world…to end hunger / ignorance / hate/ who fucking knows…but this excessiveness we allow people to obtain is so dumb, and the fact that Zuckerberg is building a wall around his private island in hawaii or some shit with money YOU made him, instead of building infrastructure, or giving free education to people…is absurd to me…

We are garbage, vapid garbage with no substance, all of junk food eating pieces of shit not looking for sustenance just looking for noise to distract us before we die of cancer caused by that junk food…..instead of collaborating to cure cancer…

It’s absurd, like hating Muslims for religious beliefs when North America only exists because of mass genocide caused by JESUS based religions…so stupid…

I’m saying that as someone who genuinely doesn’t like people…but the good thing about knowing about all the recent trends thanks to all these morons feeding it to us, is being able to use them to manipulate girls into giving blowjobs…

OMG WE HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON…YOU LIKE THE COLOR BLUE ALSO….OMG….shut the fuck up…I think I’m a social justice warrior officially…

Here are some steplINKS

Thigh Gaps
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Brad Cooper and Irina Shayk Fight
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Kendall Jenner – Daisy Dukes
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Scout Willis Hipster Demi Moore Daughter Titty Flash
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Pokemon Go Hard or Go Home
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Diaz and McGregor Face Off
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Jessica Alba – Still Hot
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Lady in Red – You Won’t Masturbate To
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Panty Flash of the Day
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Julianne Hough – RUNNING
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Sports Bras of the Day
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Johnny Depp Tries to Kill Joe Perry
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Em Rat Cow – On SEt
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Slut in a Bikini
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Killed By an Angry Bull
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Jump Scare Supercut
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Caitlin Jenner – Hard Nipples
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Gator Climbs Fence at Golf Course
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Summer Life Hacks
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Charlotte McKinney on her Relationship with Stephen Dorff – Notorious Womanizer / Creep
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Ashley Tisdale – White Jeans
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Elle Fanning – GYM Girl
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Why No Aquarium will House a Great White
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Charlotte McKinney – White Pants
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Fishing for GoPro
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Miley’s Tribute Tattoo to her Man
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Funny Accident
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Perfectly Timed Photos
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Courtney Love in a Tight Dress
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Brandi Glanville Rejected from a Club
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Selena Gomez Cameltoe
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Surpising Dad in the Trunk of the Car
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Jessica Biel’s Old Lady Booty
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Glass Skateboard
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Em Rat Cow – Lingerie Video
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A Bunch of Huge Fucking Tits
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Random Tumblr Porn
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Lindsay Pelas – Big Titty Pool Party
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Hot Slutty Booty Dancing Girl
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Semen Feeding – REPEAT
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Molly Has Big Boobs
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Girl Goes Through the Drive Through Window
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Facial..
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Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

11

Jul

Brad Cooper and Irina Shayk Wimbeldon Fight of the Day

Here is an amazing video of Irina Shayk showing some emotion, as a Russian this is a huge deal, they don’t have feelings beyond “CONQUER”…and conquer she does…

I mean we can look at this and think he said something that hurt her, and that she’s crying, but being a diva bitch from Russia, all high maintenance as Russians are, knowing her ex was winning the EURO CUP like the homo hero he is, this could all just be over her wanting more ice in her water to which he’s saying “really”…

I find this a nice reminder, that women, are a special species, which doesn’t make me misogynistic, but the feminists will think I am, but I guess they haven’t dated women – and don’t understand the wrath or how tyrant they are…like they never grow up…and are always 5 year olds throwing tantrums…to which you make-up and fuck, then have it all happen again…

I think Misogyny should be renamed – HETERO..relationships especially with spoiled brat hot chicks…we know this feeling…all of us know this feeling…a feeling I call even hot chicks can be a pain in the ass.

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2016

11

Jul

Bella Thorne’s Ice Cream Licking Butt Shot of the Day

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A few hours ago – Bella Thorne posted this cropped picture of her eating ice cream – taken by the paparazzi in Italy or wherever the fuck she is…and I appreciate her doing the work for me – it’s like why take an “innocent” pic of a random low level celebrity who is on the rise because of her masterful use of social media – which doesn’t really take much mastering, I mean I am shit at it but I’m not a girl who can post semi clever pics dudes can jerk off to or at least get primed to jerk off to because with as many slutty pics that she can pass off as not being slutty as possible – followers grow…this is just an innocent ice cream eating pic and if you’ve been to the ice cream shop on a hot summer day – you know even innocent ice cream eating isn’t innocent to the right pervert…or anyone who has sucked a dick, had a dick sucked or seen it..

Apparently, she’s in Montreal this summer shooting a movie….I can take all the slutty pics she needs…It’s the summer job I need and that I’d do for free…make me relevant Bella Thorne…make me relevant….

TO SEE MORE PICS OF HER IN ROME CLICK HERE

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2016

11

Jul

Emma Roberts Outfit of the Day

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My favorite thing about Emma Roberts is Eric Roberts….because I know anyone who has a self destructive dad who virtually destroyed his career thanks to substance abuse after winning an oscar only for his Cunt sister to become “America’s Sweetheart”….leaves a girl really fucked up…

Not only raised in Hollywood, but raised in dysfunctional Hollywood…not that Hollywood is ever not dysfunctional…money, fame, vanity, narcissism, egos, failure, wins…barely ever working…just disturbing…vapid moral-less world that guides America…

Must make her pretty fucking interesting, or terrible, definitely not humble, but her little tits would make it easy to put up with her shit attitude…

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