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2016

11

Jul

Farah Holt for Playboy US of the Day

Here’s a model named Farah Holt for Playboy’s latest Non-Nude issue, where she’s nude in at least one picture, you just aren’t allowed to see it, because Playboy is like a shitty ex girlfriend you used to cum on while she ate your ass, who won’t even send you a pic of her pussy for old times…all because of AD DOLLARS and some kind of bullshit rebrand…

But it gives people like Farah Holt, who have been trying to make it as a model, in at least one or two naked shoots for reputable magazines, and pervert photographers, only to be virtually ignored, she’s only got 20,000 followers in a world where the girl who works my coffee shop has 100,000 followers…JUST NOT FOR PLAYBOY…because they like ruining all things good, like girls willing to get naked because of their brand name, hell this bitch gets naked for anyone, and here Playboy, a name that could trick even the most conservative girl to get naked, isn’t taking advantage…pretty fucking rude of them…fuck them all..remmeber – in frat logic that we shouldn’t live by – cockteasing sluts get raped…so please rape Playboy.

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2016

11

Jul

Britt Maren Naked for Hipster Shoot of the Day

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You’d think the world would be bored of the exact same shoot with a different bitch….

Sure Britt Maren and so many other bitches are hot, but when people are putting out 10 shoots a day, I guess it’s hard to do things that inspire or are interesting.

It’s just JUNK food, with tits, and I’m the conduit of that to 10 people who probably don’t speak english, so I shouldn’t be complaining, I should be embracing people wasting their time out there, doing virtually nothing of substance – but spending TIME on this shit, which could be paid for by a brand, but it’s still just fucking noise…

DO THINGS THAT MATTER..

I’ve been following Britt Maren since no one was following Britt Maren. I seek out and destroy whores like I was a military created weapon. She’s since gone onto do Victoria’s Secret…and now this MAGIC…that’s not magical at all.

STEP IT UP SLUTS….I HAVE SEE THIS SHOOT ALREADY….ONE THOUSAND FUCKING TIMES…

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2016

11

Jul

Naked Girl in the Road and Other Videos of the Day

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Elevator Fail in China

Horse Possibly Dies at the Horse Race in the Philippines

Dog VS Gopher

The UFC Weigh-In Where She Got Naked is Good – Worst Porn Ever – but Good

Lizard Sees its Reflection

China’s Media Released a US Bathroom Sex in the Shower Video

Israeli Swan Dive!

Stranded Scuba Diver Records Final Thoughts While Stranded 6 Hours – He Was Saved – What a Drama Queen

Angry Man Doesn’t Like Poeple Filming

Attempted Cop Strangulation

WTF China Driver

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2016

11

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The nice thing about getting food poisoning to the point where you shit the bed at least 4-12 times over a 48 hour period is that it brings up very important questions like “how much shit is too much shit during anal sex”….or great text conversations with a varety of girls when you’re dying in bed with fever – assuming that ZIKA finally got you – or is it meningitis or maybe it’s from eating hooker ass – who knows – but those great conversations about how much of a shitter that girl is because you’ve seen her eat and you know she’s got a fast metabolism…

My weekend – has been shit filled – but at least I am not playing pokemon go – or what I call the easiest way to strike a conversation with girls staring at their phones giggling – with a relatable “hey you guys are playing too”…you know before kidnapping them and making them my Elizabeth Smart…

Here are some stepLINKS

Slutty / Wholesome / Selfies of Girls
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Caitlin Jenner – Hard Nipples
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The Derek Jeter Circle of Herpes Life – Comes Full Stop with Hannah Davis
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Japanese Man and His Pet Tortoise
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Beyonce on Black Lives Matter – because She’s So Black –
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Fergie is Old and Beat Up in Lingerie – Still Trying
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Diving Goes Wrong…
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Nobody Kristin Cavallari is Criticized for Having Skinny Kids
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Ronaldo Crying Like a Little Bitch for his Closet Case Faggot Fans
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Slutty Girls Together
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Taylor Swift’s Breast Implants and New Boyfriend Continue
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Jim Jeffries on Donald Trump
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Girls in Lingerie
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Gordon Ramsey VS Lobster
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2016

08

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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It is the weekend and like every weekend – you are not going to get laid….girls don’t like you – but that’s ok since you can angrily masturbate to them…

I will spend my days working on Feminist political theory, trying to understand why the world cares more about when a MALE turns into a Female for transgender purposes – like they did with Bruce Jenner – than they do when a FEMALE turns into a male for Transgender purposes – like they did with Chazz BONO….Down with the patriarchy – all TRANS should be treated equally weird..

That’s all I have to say about that…

It’s an interesting time in America – where the divide and conquer is at full throttle – people are going crazy and you, dear friend, should focus on the grey area – nothing is black and white, pussy of all nations, cree, ethnicities, political party, religion, is magical….stop the anger – be peaceful and learn to love – and when your freedom is compromised – stand up for your right to live…make love not war..on my face ideally when you squirt…if you’re a woman..if you’re a dude – don’t make love on my face – I would hate that – despite how gay having a titty blog / celebrity blog is…

Here are some stepLINKS…

So much Latina Pussy
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Spice Girls in Bed
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Wimbeldon Slutty Pussy Flashes
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Karlie Kloss Doing Some Shoot
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Coco Huge Mom Tits and Matching White Baby
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When your Forklift Dance Party Goes Wrong
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Kate Hudson’s Fake Ass
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Celine Dion Erotica
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Dana Carvey Perfoming Mini Impressions
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Lesbian Kristen Stewart – in a Slutty Lesbian Dress
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Malin Andersson’s See Through Bathing Suit PUSSY!
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Margot Robbie at some Premiere..
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Pregnant Courtney Stodden Gives Herself an Abortion
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A Bunch of Mirror Selfies
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Sarah Hyland’s Legs
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Kayaking the Sand Dune
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Mariah Carey’s Billionaire Sex on a Boat
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Nicky Hilton’s a New Mom
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Fame Whore – With a Pussy Flash
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Christie Brinkley’s Peeing on Stalker Like a Good Girl..
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10 Magic Prnaks
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Slow Motion Collision
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Rihanna is Slutty in Concert
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THings that Bounce –
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ALessandra Ambrosio’s Amazing Ass in a THong in Greece
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Katie Wright – is a Slut in a Bikini
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Blake Lively – Aerola
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Selena Gomez – Tight Outfit
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Slutty Average Girls in Hats
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Lily Collins Midriff
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Ciara Lost her Virginity
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Some Cannabis Cocktails
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Random Tumblr Porn of the DAy
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Rachel’s Huge Tits TOpless Morning Routine…
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Amateur Sex Tape Fuck Ups
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Naked Brunette – of the Day
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Cosplay Boner
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The Grossest Thing to do to your Back Skin
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Iggy Azalea gets Trolled
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Topless Vegans in Bath of Blood
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Brexit Passed Porn as Google’s Most Searched Topic
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Hot Topless Model
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Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

08

Jul

Chloe Grace Moretz Slow Motion Bikini Run of the Day

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A bratty teenage brat who was spoiled enough to think she deserves to be famous since it is like having the best princess birthday party that will make all the other girls jealous – you know rich kids and their delusions that they matter and are talent just not that talented and even in slow motion bikini runs I find her dull but whatever all this is dull I Keep going and you keep reading the pics – we are one – chloe grace is 18 so get be excited… New fresh blood even if she’s probably been used a lot in her youth….

Posted in:Chloe Grace Moretz|SFW

2016

08

Jul

Rita Ora’s Cleavage at an Event of the Day

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Rita Ora may be the worst kind of Rihanna impersonating fame whore trying to make it by fucking random important people – from Kardashians to Taylor Swift exes – she’s laying it on thick, trying as hard as she can to get something to stick, besides the semen in her hair…but not in her cunt – since making a kid would be too easy and she’s got some bullshit to prove – before realizing she’s a hack who has made it VERY far due to tits…and that she will just need to suck it up and make those babies – because it is the only retirement option…

I appreciate her resiliance…and her tits…

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here’s her bikini from instagram video – of whoring for attention – I like…

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2016

08

Jul

Laetitia Hallyday Hot Tits for LUI by David Bellmere of the Day

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Laetitia Hallyday And her great tits for a porn Mag turned fashion magazine in France is a nice distraction to the race wars in the USA – race wars that I am telling people with on my facebook – entertaining myself as everyone gets all passionate – because America is racist – they want you to be racist – it’s part of the plan to not have the government over thrown as we fight amongst ourselves….

That doesn’t mean I encourage cop killing, because cops, despite being power hungry – uneducated – gun toting with a license to kill don’t deserve to die…I just think America likes to keep the black man down with poverty, lack of access to education, hunger leading to crime that makes leaving the house even for the innocent scary…

It will be interesting to see how this unfolds but the good news is that people like Laetitia Hallyday and her great tits…

Shot by Davis Bellemere not shot by a cop or a black person or an inside job to push agendas…or maybe facebook did it to get people posting and to jack up pageviews – they love this shit…

She’s a model from France in her 40s…

…we are doomed..

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2016

08

Jul

Kelly Rohrbach for British GQ – Like She’s Made It of the Day

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I’ve said it before – and I’ll say it again…Kelly Rohrbach was some low level bikini model from Sports Illustrated swim, which I guess makes her not that low level, because SI Swim is the top of the bikini model charts, you seen it’s that stamp of approval that makes all your instagram whoring worth your time and effort…you know because without a publication to publish you – you’re just doing it for yourself and that’s lame…

I think she did one or two issues because she’s still young in the scene and in being young in the scene, that means she has already been one of the models Leonardo DiCaprio co-signed with his penis or at least by promoting to the world as his girlfriend, because he may be gay…

Before turning her over to his film producer friends, who cast her as Pam Anderson in the Baywatch remake no one needs to see because it’s going to suck and you can see all these bitches in bikinis without the storyline on the internet. It’s kinda what they do…

Now Leo has moved onto old timer Nina Agdal – who has been around for a while, because I guess he likes his whores more seasoned and mature….you know where she’s trying to get pregnant to make it all worth it and to make sure

While Kelly’s just getting her career started, all being promoted in GQ UK…in a bathing suit..

She’s hot…Like I always say….good enough for leo goood enough for me…I mean good enough for a homeless man good enough for me is my other saying…I have no standards or taste – but appreciate this..

Posted in:Kelly Rohrbach|SFW

2016

08

Jul

ESPN Body Issue of the Day

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ESPN releases a nude body issue for their magazine I doubt anyone reads – in their attempt to be on the radar with low level scandal like nude athletes – who for the most part you wouldn’t really care to see nude – but will look because nude’s alright – it’s what we want when girls around us our clothed – especially in female sport…because why the fuck else would we be watching it..

This came out middle of JUNE and no one bothered posting or talking abotu it…that’s just how relevant it is…

I just know that athletes are fit as fuck – have a skill and it is impressive – and that these pics are pretty amazing…