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2016

27

Apr

No Name Model Elizabeth Elam has Great Tits of the Day

Her name is Elizabeth Elam she’s a model who is barely a model…at least in terms of fame, or me knowing her, or me following her, which is how I base relevance…since I follow EVERYONE…

But she’s got great tits, and great tits have taken average girls like Emily Rat Cow to the top, it’s safe to assume it’ll do the same for this Elizabeth Elam, except for the fact that so many girls have great tits and are showing them for free…marketed as a FEMINIST hustle…when really being anti feminist because they’ve made nudity a given instead of a treat…expected instead of celebrated….

The photographer’s name is Benjamin Skinas and She’s a great tits…

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2016

27

Apr

Chloe Grace Moretz Tongue of the Day

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Chloe Grace Moretz are so fucking weird. The virgin losers who fell in love with her in her spandex superhero outfit – despite being 14…because nerds just fucking love anything in spandex superhero outfit…even dudes…it’s just part of their psyche of being nerds who didn’t have friends pre-internet – where they could find likeminded nerds…forcing them to use their imagination and their comic books to stay entertained…something some of them still do for sex purposes thanks to social awkwardness…but more likely don’t have to do because they used their nerd brains to get nerd rich and rich gets all the pussy they could ever want – even when socially awkward…because hookers don’t care about the person behind the wallet they are fucking…

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2016

27

Apr

Camille Rowe and her Nipples of the Day

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These pictures of Camille Rowe from Vogue Spain from February 2016…I figure why not use them as an excuse to repost ALL THE VICTORIA’S SECRET MODELS IN THE RECENT VOGUE SPAIN …possibly but not necessarily including Camille Rowe….

Camille Rowe is a Victoria’s Secret model, thanks to being a a lovely nude fashion model…who is probably only really lovely because she is willing to get nude for fashion model shoots…or maybe because it worked for her…getting her mainstream work…encouraging other sluts to get naked for fame….

I like her because she’s French…and French girls have anal on the first date…that doesn’t need to be a date…

Since shit is better than working a real job…and pays better…why not maximize it while you can…it also opens you up or puts you on the rich guy radar…where you want to be as a model…to maintain that life..

Camille Rowe wins.

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2016

27

Apr

EDITA VILKEVICIUTE FOR WSJ MAGAZINE OF THE DAY

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EDITA VILKEVICIUTE is in the Wall Street Journal magazine beach edition – and these are the pics…

Nothing sayis beach like Wall Street Journal….because thanks to Wall Street a lot of legal criminals who know the financial system have figured out how to fuck the general public by selling them a dream that they need to invest their money into their interest to earn a return…leading to many multi millionaires…living on the beachfront propperty….multi millionaires this EDITA from Lithuania who will never head back to Lithuania thanks to being a famous enough model to date these billionaires…who subscribe to Wall Street Journal…making this her “Backpages”…

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2016

27

Apr

Ryan Newman’s Slutty 18th Birthday of the Day

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I’ve never heard of Ryan Newman, but these pictures are all over the place, thanks to her shitty 18th birhtday PR stunt with shitty photoshoot…so I was forced to look her up.

Apparently, she just turned 18. I am not sure why her face and tits look like they are a 35 year old Kardashian but I think it’s more a sign of the times.

Young girls, especially those prostituted by their parents, get their periods young from the trauma of having their childhoods robbed of them…plus they are vain thanks to having so much pressure on them to get cast….plus they have these parents who are willing to get them botox and fillers to make them look like they are in their 30s, even though the majority of dudes are more into the fact that she is 18 than that she looks 35….I mean that and her tits…

She’s the Jon Benet of her generation, just not dead…and you may know her, especially if you’re a creepy dad forced to watch Disney channel from a sow called ZEKE and LUTHER. Or maybe from Sharknado 3….

Either way, we can blame the hormones in the food, or we can thank them, who cares, she can do porn now…and for someone who has had her soul ripped out of her young, vapid and entitled, it’s a viable option if this acting thing doesn’t work…but first…comes the instagram whoring….

I guess what I am saying is that she’s better than Bella Thorne…

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2016

27

Apr

Police Chase Ending in a Strip Full Footage and Other Videos of the Day

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The Cherry Bomb Eater Challenge

Bike Thief in Broad Daylight

Escaping Death

Bully VS Ft Kid – Fat Kid Wins

School Bus OVER Barrier

Crazy Girl on an Australian Bus

Girl Gets Run Over by Taxi

Dog and a Little Girl

Building shedding it’s Skin in China – I Wonder Why…

Tits and Fighting…

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2016

27

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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When “I can be your herpes baby” autocorrects to “I can be your hero baby” and you don’t tell her…

Here are some steplINKS…in the Morning…

PRINCE HAD AIDS!
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Elizabeth Banks in Costume
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Bottomless Bag Trick
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Kate Hudson is the Whore of the DAy
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THe Girls of Baywatch
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Snowbiking in Whistler
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420 in Golden Gate Park
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LeAnn Rimes in a Bikini
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Girls in Bikinis…
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Trump Like Most People – Wants Lena Dunham the Defector – Out
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Russian Baseball Bat Brawl
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Amy Schumer is Disgusting
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Melting Jawbreaker
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2016

26

Apr

stepLINKS of the DAy

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Getting invited to a wake only to make by “shouldn’t it be called not a wake”…jokes doesn’t impress the daughter of the deceased…or the wife…in the event you were wondering…which you weren’t…no one cares what I say..

I got confirmation on Prince killing himself which was brought on by having full blown AIDS…but no one cares what I say…it’s a huge exclusive you know…but again no one cares…

I was out walking getting into my bikini body, only to be passed by three old fat men, who I couldn’t keep up with…realizing..I was pretty fucked…

But not as fucked as the girls I offer to payback their airfare on flights to Candaa I convince them to book for adventure and love..and internet fame I don’t actually have because no one reads my site…that I usually forget I invite… because too much noise, hard to keep track plus no one cares or reads the site.

Assholes.

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Hot Girls Tugging on Clothes
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Dakota Johnson’s Humping a Chair
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Elizabeth Olsen Cleavage…
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Shut UP Beyonce
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Alexis Ren in a Bikini
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Bruce Springsteen Opens Show with Purple Rain
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Crazy Female Driver Crashes into 17 Cars
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Rita Ora Fucked Jay Z – Beyonce Sang About it and Called her Becky with Good Hair
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Leanne Rimes in a Bikini
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Alessandra Ambrosio in a Bikini
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Black Students Beat Up White Girl
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Donald Trump Wants to Pack Lena Dunham and Sent Her Back to Canada.
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Huge Tits! Busting Out
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Emma Watson Legs
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Chinese Bus Driver Crashes
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How Vending Machines Work
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Moleskin Game of Thrones
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Alexa Chung is a Slut Fucking Skarsgard…
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Megan Fox in Leggings
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Sara Bareilles – See Through…
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Charlotte McKinney Gets the 3rd Degree from David Spade
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Pam Anderson in the New Baywatch
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Masturbating Woman on the Bench
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Jessica Alba Pokies
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Kesha at the Airport
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Gay James Franco
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The Dumbest Video Ever – Hot Wheels on a Track
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Apple II Restauration…
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Diane Kruger Drunk on Tequila…with a Topless Joshua Jackson
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A Bunch of Fan Girls…
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Maisie Williams Chose Game of Thrones Because She Needed a New Lap Top
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Hot and Random Sluts
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Sara Sampaio Cleavage
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Ted Cruz Lookalike Doing Porn is Terrifying…
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When HD Came Out on VHS
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High Stakes Dining – The Puffer Fish
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If Nate Diaz Doesn’t Fight Conor McGregor – He’s Going on Vaatioon
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A Selfie Bruce Springsteen
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Casting a Mushroom in Molten Aluminum…
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29 Most Searched Porn Stars in 2016
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Stella Maxwell in a Thong…
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Elizabeth Banks On Set…
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Jessica in the Shower
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Naked WOman Stoned and Burned to Death
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Nude Selfie of Naked Selfies of the Day
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LEsbians
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Anal Sex Fail..
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Eating Out the BAr Slut
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Some Chick in Leggings
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Amateur College Girl…
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2016

26

Apr

Bella Thorne Gone Topless of the Day

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It was bound to happen sooner than later…it happens to all these young girls who get a taste of celebrity or male attention. They are too young to really decipher or navigate it, even if they are likely 40 years old pretending to be some 18 year old slutty it girl…

Bella Thorne didn’t start out as an instagram star,she was what I think the “youngest” in a family that moved to LA from Florida to create child stars. Egotistical and lazy parents who
saw dollars signs in their offspring…she started out on some Disney level shit, that her PR team decided to maximize at 17, even though she was clearly not 17, to garner interest from the perverts who don’t want to be “That” perverted, so they choose almost 18 year olds to jerk off to…it’s not as bad…

Well, she got caught up in the pervert audience, it is direct immediate response to her already eager for attention, bratty ego…and she keeps going more and more aggressive…which I’m sure we all saw coming…or hoped would be coming…while you are cuming…because you gotta always reinvent your slut, otherwise it gets boring…”oh great, another gym pic”…and people give up on you…but you love that people are into you…

Well..here she is topless in thong…gateway to sex tape…response to controlling her own content…and the audience that is really into it…30 year old perverts like you

Not quite naked enough – but it will happen..

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2016

26

Apr

Ariel Winter Sloppy Leg Vagina Shot of the Day

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Is this an Ariel Winter vagina flash?

I just don’t really care to zoom in to see the labia, because I’m not into chubby girls, even rich chubby girls, even 18 year old chubby girls, because they represent an era of chubby girls, where skinny isn’t celebrated like it once was, because skinny requires work, and work is something these entitled cunts don’t like doing, when they can just put on leggings, stretch them out, and have dude who like thick girls thanks to rap videos, fuck them…because dudes will fuck anything..

There is nothing more disgusting than an 18 year old body that is anything but tight….seeing sloppy cellulite and no shape…is just a sign of the mess that is to come…not to mention the strain on the healthcare system…but ok..keep eating that fast food and sitting around watching screens…you lazy fucks…and keep saying how healthy you are…it is easier than hitting the gym…

I don’t hate Ariel Winter, I never watched Modern Family. I just hate what she represents and that is that every 18 year old I meet on tinder, then in clubs, is built to move furniture…rather than to ride dick…because that takes too much effort…and that’s not what being 18 is about..

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