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2016

27

Jul

100 Year Old Gisele Pretends to be in a Nightclub for Gucci of the Day

This is a pretty absurd casting for a Gucci nightclub campaign, unless they are trying to target the 45 year old rich woman who just likes having a good time doing cocaine like the sugar baby days now that her kids are off to summer camp – as we all know rich summer camp sending parents love to do…you know rich, free and surrounded by other rich and free people, who figure there is finally some room to breathe after getting knocked up at 25 by a 45 year old daddy who gave them the good life…

Because this is definitely not designed to rich the young millionaire who wants to get dressed up in Gucci…who wants to party with a 45 year old model who is super fucking photoshopped, even if she is still hot, has a good body, and looks more like a woman than she ever has…maybe better hormone therapy…who knows…

I just know she probably charged the brand 5 million dollars for this – without the brand really looking into the fact that no one, except maybe Tom Brady and their 15 kids gives a fuck about this has been. She’s not even a Victoria’s Secret model…

Maybe they owed her a favor, or just have money to burn, either way – it’s so weird..

This reminds me of a old lady letting loose and getting drunk and inappropriate at a wedding or something – which I guess makes people want to buy designer clothes…

Posted in:Gisele Bundchen|SFW

2016

27

Jul

Lindsay Lohan in a Bikini Apologizing for Being Crazy of the Day

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Lindsay Lohan posted a bikini picture to apologize for her public outburst that she had like a crazy person…because she’s a crazy person.

I didn’t read what she wrote – but I am sure it was crazy – inspiring – and fucking crazy…because she’s a crazy person.

I assume part of her public outburst was tactics to be in the media again, just like posting a bikini pic for a weirdo apology that I didn’t read but assume is weirdo is to get media attetion…

It’s just a series of moves a broken girl makes trying to navigate the complicated landscape after being exploited by everyone around her….

Ultimately, she’s still Lohan, still has great tits, and reminds me that I wish her crazed outbursts were directed at me…I need the traffic…as I fade more into obscurity than I’ve always been.

Either way, no sympathy for a lunatic having an outburst, I just wish I got her pregnant when I had the chance. K-Fed is a hero to us all…

Dear friends. I’m good and well. #ATM I am taking time for myself with good friends. I am sorry that I’ve exposed certain private matters recently. I was acting out of fear and sadness… We all make mistakes. Sadly mine have always been so public. I have done a lot of soul searching in the past years, and I should have been more clear minded rather than distract from the good heart that I have. Social media comes with the territory of the business and the world we now live in. My intentions were not meant to send mixed messages. Maybe things can be fixed… Maybe not.. I hope they can. But I am 30 years old and I do deserve a #GENTLEgiant Life is about love and light. Not anger ???????? Thank you to those who stand by my side

I guess she’s putting it out there for more financiers she is willing to fuck for the good life she can’t afford to have anymore – because no one gives a fuck about employee Lohan, they just like paying her to fuck and play girlfriend because it’s more interesting to say you date Lohan than some basic Russian whore…

I like the boat picture…if I read her caption maybe I would understand what it symbolizes to her…like out at sea – looking for another wallet to fuck? Some Pirate booty…or maybe…she’s just crazy.

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|SFW

2016

27

Jul

Tsanna Latouche for Agent Provocateur of the Day

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Tsanna Latouche is modeling lingerie for Agent Provocateur…interesting name, but what is in a name, when all I care about is the ass. I don’t even remember the names of people I meet or people I like or girls I want to fuck or do nude pics of in my basement apartment – I’m like “who was that bitch from tinder who said she’s filler her ass up with playdoh and shit it out for an artistic shoot”…I just don’t remember…and I guess that makes us all fucking losers missing out on my art that is really just weirdo fetsih shit…in the form of playdoh shit…High concept…

Speaking of High Concept here’s a shoot for Agent Provocateur, the Sugar Baby and Instagram whore’s most favorite lingerie to wear – even if it’s just stylized mall brand at high end prices – they don’t know better – they just know what is expensive is obviously better – since dude who she rims everyday after he shits like she’s his toilet paper – I’m talking to you Seacrest – is paying.

Catalog pics are boring…

Posted in:SFW|Tsanna Latouche

2016

27

Jul

Laura Hanson Sims & Lia Pavlova Fashion Porn Vogue of the Day

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I don’t know who Laura Hanson Sims or Lia Pavlova but VOGUE does so they must be important…like a Kardashian…because Vogue and really all media fucking love the Kardashians, not because they are cute – but becasue they have followers and are thus important and people you should get behind and leverage to get your own followers – despite the fact that a lot of people I know with a lot of followers are just Russian spammers with robot traffic who post nude pics of Russian sex workers – but they never get featured in Vogue…unless that is what this Lia Pavlova is, she sounds like she may be one, but her instagram only has under 20,000 fans…so I guess she’s not important…but rather a model being used to model because she’s got the look and feel of what they were looking for / the agency is hustling her as a new face.

That point of all those words I just wrote is that everything we see is a calculated bullshit scam – used to manipulate us and get our money or information – and whether the tools being used are new models or old washed up cunts like a Kardashian….the message is the same…they don’t care about us, or good content…but if they distract us with tits we won’t have an uprising or even notice whatever they are trying to do or manipulate with this pics…

I don’t know what you’re selling VOGUE..but I know I’m not buying whatever it is…

Posted in:Laura Hanson Sims|Lia Pavlova

2016

27

Jul

Christina Milian Nipples in a TIGHT DRESS FOR SNAPCHAT OF THE DAY

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I find Christina Milian a waste of fucking time, a pile of dog shit, and not just because of her color, but because she’s a mom with a lot of money, but instead of living the good life, she’s out whoring on the internet like a Kardashian…trying to be a Kardashian…and something has to be seriously wrong with a famewhore to want to be a Kardashian…especially when they have millions of dollars.

It’s like raise your kid bit, you don’t need to put your nipples on snapchat, your werido fans will still follow your nonsense…be a mom….because ultimately, bitch looks old and haggard as fuck under a snapchat filter that usually helps girls cheat to look smooth skin, bright eyed and fresh faced.

I’d hate to see the real version….but I doubt she even knows what the real version is…puppet..

Posted in:Christina Milian|SFW

2016

27

Jul

Lara Stone for LOVE Magazine of the Day

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Lara Stone is looking good for an old sloppy model – in this shoot for Love Magazine.

Maybe I am just into slutty pictures…of sluts…

Lara Stone is actually a pretty top earning busty model who poses topless for fashion on the regular….has huge tits and I think she’s lovely to look at…

BUt that may be because her team tried to sue me for posting pics of her and her fat husband, comedian David Williams, on their honeymoon…and I fucking love girls who hate me…

You know a NO WAY, NEVER, Fuck Yourself…from a girl makes me want to fuck her more…it’s less rapey than it sounds…

Well, she’s divorced now, because I guess tits only remain appealing for so long, eventually the shitty personality starts to get training – especially when you have other pussy options…or maybe she’s the one who cheated to advance her career and feel hot…models, you know they like their pussies filled withe that constant male attention affirming they got it going on as they know they are aging and no one actually cares about them…

But we care about them tits…so here she is in another slutty shoot…because she’s still got them in her…but the real question is what else she’s got in….or has had in her to get to this point….something to think about.

Posted in:Lara Stone|SFW

2016

27

Jul

Adriana Lima in Vogue Brasil of the Day

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This is really uninteresting pictures of Adriana Lima for Vogue Brasil…but I guess she’s Brazilian pride, who has left the most violent alleys of Rio…and Zika virus…where Olympic Athletes are starting to fill up their athlete villages…where they are getting abducted, robbed and gunpoint and diseased enough to make babies with mini-heads…to make it in the world on the international scale…

But who Brazil can reference when they need some good press, like sure people get killed everyday on the streets shopping innocent multiple times a day here, but have you seen Adriana Lima, that bitch was hot right? Go Brazil!

Posted in:Adriana Lima|SFW

2016

27

Jul

Charisma Carpenter Getting Naked of the Day

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Charisma Carpenter fans, yes she has fans, you’re probably one of them, because the kind of person in Charisma Carpenter is probably the socially awkward weirdo who goes to sites like this because they haven’t heard of this thing called INSTAGRAM….

Well her fans get so mad when I write about her being some old washed up whore – still trying to get as much attention as she can – because she’s posting nude pics on her social media – like she’s still trying to get as much attention as she can….like it was still the 90s, she was still on BUFFY the VAMPIRE SLAYER, and she was just getting scouted to do Playboy….

But it’s 20 years later…she’s still fit, sure, I’ll still look at her naked even if I don’t like old chicks….and self produced nudes is something to do when she lives a life of what the fuck else is she going to do with her time off / early retirement / irrelevance…

Instead of the media booking her for slutty shoots, or getting cast she’s staging them her damn self….creating her own existence like she’s not menopausal….so old that she’s not even last weeks kitchen garbage, but rather already biodegraded into nice rich compost soil…growing organic vegetables like a fucking hippie…

Here are her pics from her trip…

Posted in:Charisma Carpenter|SFW

2016

27

Jul

Hannah Elyse Fashion Tits for Numero of the Day

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I don’t know who Hannah Elyse is – where she’s from – but I know she’s a fashion model who does runway shows and pulls her model tits out for Numero – because tits are fashion especially in this feminist era of loud girls who don’t realize the feminist fight has been won – but instead feel pulling out their tits – something men used to have to pay for – for free – is going to pave the future for the children of tomorrow.

That’s not to say that fashion hasn’t been posting and taking pictures of tits for the entire existence of the industry – because they have – they are as perverted as pornographers – just smarter because they attach a cause, purpose or reason for it – like an artistic mission – when ultimately – we get to see Hannah Elyse and her tits…and that’s all the basic, simple, mechanic, blue collar AMERICAN really cares about…

So while Hannah Elyse is probably a pretentious cunt who walks around with her nose in the air because she’s high fashion and not mall brand fashion – or maybe she’s from the hipster school of – models because it means she doesn’t work…but none of that matters because we got them tit for fashion which is really just TITS for the people…pretending to be tits for fashion…

I’m sure I’ve said that before about other tits for fashion – which are still just tits because there hasn’t been a tit I didn’t want to see even if I didn’t like it – because the funny thing about tits is that they speak to our souls and biological needs as humans – and I want to collect all of them – even Hannah Elyse who I’ve never heard of before today..

Posted in:Hannah Elyse

2016

27

Jul

Plus Sized Model Ashley Graham Supporters are FEEDERS of the Day

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Ashley Graham is getting ripped apart because she’s been going to the gym – trying to get in shape – trying to be fit because even fat girls who champion being fat girls don’t like being fat….

I saw through her bullshit marketing strategy of “look at me I’m fat, hire me”…being the loudest fat chick in the room so that you noticed her and so that she could live the life of the hot chick she thought she was.

You know the girl who still gets paid to be hot, fucked by dudes because she’s hot…all while being fat.

It was an angle and I saw through it…and now she’s on a mission to get in shape, with trainers, because that’s all she really wants. She doesn’t want to be the fat model, she wants to be the model. She probably even wants to get into acting and movies to leverage what she’s done…and then she’ll start pushing her work out DVDs and supplements when she becomes that FITNESS Icon….cashing the fuck in…

Don’t worry for now – she’s still fat…but it’s amazing to see that her supporters don’t actually support her, they support her being fat because they are either fat or just fat festishists, who don’t actually care about health or things that look good – BUT WE already know that…obviously…

I like when the bullshit these idiots try to hide or mask but that everyone sees – expect people with brains who just want to believe …actually comes to the surface and can’t be be swept under the rug…and these bitches who are so full of bullshit and baked goods can’t fake it anymore…

Don’t worry for now – she’s still fat…she just doesn’t want to be Even though her doctor tells her she’s healthy at her fattest which is also bullshit…because fat isn’t healthy, or nice to look at….

Posted in:Ashley Graham|SFW