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2016

26

May

Amy Schumer in a Bathing Suit for Attention of the Day

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The FAT Amy Schumer being plus sized is obviously a reality that Amy Schumer is trying to own – because this being fat, loving your body, body positive, be empowered and live it, because you made it with all those donuts…is at the point of her posting bathing suit pics – as part of her worst joke…

But the reality is we’re used to fat chicks, especially in bathing suits, and we know that even when they wear them they hate themselves. We know that she’s doing it for attention to carry her career..and most importantly, the most offensive thing about her is her face…then the shit that comes out of her mouth and brain…and the fat slob component is way down the laundry list of how much of a pile of overrated, not funny, overpaid shit this monster crawling out of the sea is….

Yes, you’re a fat girl in a bathing suit…go to the Jersey Shore for 4 minutes and she’ll seem like a fat chick not as fat as she can be because there is fatter in a bikini…holding a neon sign saying “LOOK AT ME…LOOK AT ME…I AM PROUD OF MY BODY….IT GETS ME FANS, JOBS, MONEY, YAY”

Here’s what her sad little COMIC crying sounds like:

I meant to write “good morning trolls!” I hope you find some joy in your lives today in a human interaction and not just in writing unkind things to a stranger you’ve never met who triggers something in you that makes you feel powerless and alone. This is how I look. I feel happy. I think I look strong and healthy and also like miss trunchbull from Matilda. Kisses!

She’s probably on edge because she starved herself for 4 weeks before this pic was taken and is still fat…..

I hate being exposed to this garbage…no one wants to see this shit…

Posted in:Amy Schumer|SFW

2016

26

May

Sophie Simmons in her Underwear of the Day

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Sophie Simmons is the fat Gene Simmons daughter that has huge tits KISS fans want to collect…because KISS fans collect all things KISS..

She was never hot, but had huge tits, mainly because she was fat…and instead of learning marketing or using her dad’s fortune to do something productive in her life…she decided…to become…an instagram model..

She signed to an instagram agency, that gave her instagram work and she hired a trainer to drop the 75 pounds she needed to lose, but without losing her tits, because tits were all people cared about her…so you can’t lose your marketing hook, something her dad’s taught her well…coupled with whoring that her mom taught her well…but for some reason…she’s so uneventful at…even half naked posing….

Posted in:SFW|Sophie Simmons

2016

26

May

Nicki Minaj Selfie of the Day

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I guess album sales are down. Media hits are down. Girl who was once the whitest black Lady Gaga from acting school created some weird ghetto character and owned it…only to be in the news all the fucking time about random nonsense from her fake ass, to her fake tits, to her “remember when she was the fat clown at the kids birthday parties”….to top selling artist with the most annoying “raps”…who was like more into “rape”..more than just our ears…but poor unsustpecting rappers who helped build her up…

Because she’s posting slutty selfies, and slutty selfies are always a social media “Look at me, I exist, I am still here, I am still the egotistical rich cunt I always was”…

All this to say – THANK GOD FOR FACETUNE…making her body look better than it obviously is…

Posted in:Nicki Minaj|SFW

2016

26

May

Audrey Fleurot Topless in LUI of the Day

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Audrey Fleurot is some FRENCH from FRANCE because that’s where the FRENCH are from actress…who was in Midnight in Paris…

She’s an old (39 so practically dead) redhead, looks like Maitland Ward, with some big redhead tits and most excitingly big redhead bush…which means the world to me because I fucking love bush and have never had redhead bush…because redheads like so many girls but even more dramatically than so many girls make sure to wax that shit – like it’s a bad thing – even though it’s a gift from god…

I know what you’re thinking, redheads with their pale skin and super strength from surviving in the woods hundreds of years ago when their parents thought they were demons….leads to wild and crazy people…something you’d want to fuck…because it will destroy you…them with all their effort being put in because they are insecure about being redheaded freaks..

But I’m so into it…I wasn’t when I was in high school at could have fucked a redhead…only to throw up at her orange as fuck inhuman bush…but I’m older now..and ready…

Lui Magazine should be a leader to you all, they were a hardcore porn mag, that became a naked celebrity magazine – all out of France…where tits are conidered bikini tops…

I approve of all this…

Posted in:Audrey Fleurot

2016

26

May

Man VS 5 Guys Burger and Fries and Other Videos of the Day

Dude Messes with the Wrong Girl

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Land Rover Pushes Jaguar Out of theWay

Dude Gets Taken Out with a Roof Tile

Girl VS Pepper Spray

OLD MEN – Up To Some Shit…

WTF…

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2016

26

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I know that social media is the mark of the devil, the devil incarnate, the root of all evil..

I place for very average people to develop an ego they don’t deserve, narcissism their ugly faces shouldn’t have, depression and anxiety from all the people they follow having better fake / public lives then them….

Insecurity is good, it makes for a place I find lonely, sad, broken girls willing to fuck, or get naked….because of desperation and that’s a good thing…not for them but for me…because I used to have a hard time finding the worst humans ever.

It’s also the reason why I saw three fake photoshoots in various places yesterday, the fat girl legitimately snappin off pics of her friend posing…three times, three different groups…all thought this was normal behavior…so I could stare…and really get up in there…

We don’t live in a time of shamefulness, where even if a girl felt hot in front of the mirror and practiced posing existed, we’d never know because we weren’t assholes.

We live in a world of assholes, but mainly because these young sluts won’t let me creative direct them when they are on all fours, middle of the day, in the fucking park….something I appreciate…if not love…because without fake photoshoots of people I don’t know..I’d have less of a reason to approach with my creepy suggestions of “try doing it with my fingers inside your mouth”…

What a time to be alive…

Here are some monring links..

Hot Girls Laying in Bed
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Screech is Back in Jail
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Homewrecker Files for Divorce – Never Trust a Slut
CLICK HERE

Removing a Jaguar with a Range
CLICK HERE

Most Expensive WEED SMOKE OUT
CLICK HERE

Bella Thorne Tight Dress
CLICK HERE

Amy Schumer is a Monster in a Bathing Suit
CLICK HERE

Fat Man Backflips
CLICK HERE

Gillian Anderson – The Next Bond
CLICK HERE

Kellan Lutz Uses Online Dating
CLICK HERE

Cute Girls…Whatever that Means
CLICK HERE

Motorcycle Cheats Death
CLICK HERE

Posted in:stepLINKS

2016

26

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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I spent my day negotiating with a girl as to whether I could piss on her pussy or her face…but decided to agree on her not calling the police as long as I walked over to the next section in the restaurant to get a different server…who I asked what the dirtiest thing she ever did was…to which she said 4 dudes ran train on her while everyone at the party watched…my kind of girl….but the second I brought up pissing on her face or her pussy she freaked out…because I guess people don’t like urine…but they’ll take 4 cocks in front of a group of people…logic..

It was a shitty restaurant….

Tonight, I say goodbye to a good friend of mine. My free wifi connection called InternetTurntOn. This is the final post on InternetTurnt on so Goodnight InternetTurntOn…we had some good times, we e-raped some good people together…and even thought I am replacing you for faster, younger, more modern connection…you will forever be in my internet heart…new beginnings…this is life, live….LIMONATTA! Drunk.

Here are some stepLINKS…

Crazy Booty Girls…
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Kelly Rohrbach in a Bikini Like a Whore
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Leonardo DiCaprio is Fucking Nina the Retard Agdal
CLICK HERE

Whore in a Red Bathing Suit
CLICK HERE

Game of Thrones SLut
CLICK HERE

Anne Hathaway is a Cunt…
CLICK HERE

Chloe Grace Moretz Cameltoe
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Sarah Jean Underwood Tit
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Slow Motion Wedding Guy is the Best
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Radio Head Singing Creep
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Drunk Creep Won’t Give Up on the Girl
CLICK HERE

Big Tits Busting Out
CLICK HERE

Amber Heard and Johnny Depp are Done
CLICK HERE

Kate Beckinsale Looks Good…
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Hank Azaria Commencement Speech
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Chloe Grace Moretz Ass
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Jessica Melody is a Whore…
CLICK HERE

10 Best Plastic Surgery Maek-Overs
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Jena Malone Nipple
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Sports Sluts
CLICK HERE

Conan Plays Videogames
CLICK HERE

Charlie Sheen is Moving to Mexico
CLICK HERE

Crazy Ass Girls
CLICK HERE

What Happened to Britt Maren – in a Bikini…
CLICK HERE

Water Bottle Toss
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Bikini Sluts
CLICK HERE

2 Chainz Has Most Expensive Session
CLICK HERE

Deep Fried Water
CLICK HERE

Tinder Girls Love Dolphins
CLICK HERE

Julianne Hough Hot in Spandex…
CLICK HERE

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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Bukake Hate Compilation
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Gillian Barnes is a Slut…
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Big Booty in a Garden
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Gay Guy Beats Woman
CLICK HERE

Naked Selfies of the Day
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Blonde with Round Tits
CLICK HERE

Cranky Old Dude
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Dildo – on Wall…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2016

25

May

Kelly Rohrbach Topless on Set of the Day

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If you’re the rumored pussy that Leonardo DiCaprio puts his dick in, even if he doesn’t put his dick in you, and even if it is only for a few months while he’s rolling out the next titty models to fake date….you need to maximize that as hard as you can…like Kelly Rohrbach…

You see, she was a low hanging fruit with a great body and tits, who was in one issue of Sports Illustrated SWIM…a magazine that barely even exists anymore…and the A-Lister and boom – life happened for her big tits..

Big tits she’s busted out on set in Malibu, because to me…she’s still a low level titty model…because she is..

I wwonder how good of a surfer she is…as she poses with her surfboard…I mean…when you get past staring at the tits…

More importantly, I wonder why her tits look so sloppy…I’m such a hater…but I am not hating, I’m just pointing out the sloppy tits..

All this to say…at least she’s not Charlotte McKInney…

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Posted in:Kelly Rohrbach

2016

25

May

Taylor Swift Still Pregnant of the Day

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I announced that Taylor Swift was pregnant a long time ago, I said I had very legitimate sources who told me she was pregnant, I said that she’s been getting bustier slowly because of that pregnancy, she just hasn’t announced that pregnancy….no one believed me…

Maybe they think I’m a lie, or a joke, or a hack who doesn’t know what I am talking about, and I am…but over the years, I’ve broke countless stories that are sent to me – and no one even bothers noticing…and not just sex tapes…real life stories of cheating and fame whoring…you see because I like making Taylor Swift Pregnancy announcements about me…

The truth is…she may not be pregnant, but she’s thicker in the GUNT…that WOMB is Swollen, she’s wearing a sweatshirt to cover it..and she’s got bigger tits popping out as part of the diversion…

Sounds pregnant enough to em…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:SFW|Taylor Swift

2016

25

May

Rihanna Models Sunglasses for DIOR of the Day

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Rihanna is not just a pop tart who sings other people’s songs pretty fucking badly, but in a really fucking marketable way, thanks to being from the Islands and just going along with this whole winning at life thing…

But she also sits with Sunglass designers at Dior and says which of the 50 designs they present her are her favorite – in an hour long meeting – so that they can come up with the Marketing hook that Rihanna designed these glasses, as the girl who actually designed the glasses sits at home crying as she drinks a bottle of wine she can barely afford from her shitty junior designer job…making herself feel better about things because “Rihanna chose one of my designs out of the 50, that means I am good, right?”….no credit when you work for vapid celebs who everyone wants to ride the name of…

Rihanna also modeled the glasses she “designed”…so versatile..

Posted in:Rihanna|SFW