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2016

27

May

Alex Hansen for The Alex Book to Inspire Your Memorial Day of the Day

It’s Memorial Day, I assume everyone is eating BBQ or in the woods making SMORES already..maybe they are pissing in a Vegas pool party…or something trashy like shooting off fireworks in their hick town..

But this Alex Hansen model with huge and amazing tits is the star of a new book called THE ALEX BOOK featuring pictures by one of my favorite pre-instagram photographers – who can actually take pictures – Jonathan Leder….and she should be inspiration for your Memorial Day weekend…if it doesn’t look like this…you’ve failed…

Here are a bunch of the pics…and BUY THE BOOK

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2016

27

May

Charlotte McKinney in a Tight Top of the Day

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Hard Nipples! Pushed Together in a Tight Shirt. Of The Day…..fuck Charlotte McKinney. She’s a scam….but here’s a genuine candid photoshoot that’s not a photoshoot of Charlotte McKinney….people are just so damn excited by her that they snap off 300 pics of her…and it has nothing to do with her calling the paparazzi to tip them off as to where she is…and everything to do with her being so famous that they just follow her and her tits everywhere they can to get these life changing – documentary style pics of her…living in her element, doing her thing….which isn’t really a thing…it’s just having them big tits…they created her…because the American Dream is the natural tits…

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2016

27

May

Amanda Seyfried Butt Play of the Day

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Amanda Seyfried has a personality. For so many years she’d be captured by the paparazzi looking like a homeless person, despite being the new Lindsay Lohan who stole Lindsay Lohan’s career, doing the shitty cash grab romance movies and turning around and doing dark nude characters who were nude…with great tits…naked…with bush…but outside of the movies we fell in love with her in…she was just some lame, Justin Long fucking, sweat pant wearing slob…

But I guess she’s got a sense of humor, because she’s got onto social media despite being famous and not really needing it, and even disengaged by celebrity – because she’ never does anything outside of her movies…

Because….here she is making a butt plug joke..

Brilliant…at least more brilliant than any of the fat comedians…

Posted in:Amanda Seyfried|SFW

2016

27

May

Megan Fox Cash Grab of the Day

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Megan Fox was never a talented actress, not that being talented has anything to do with being an actress, it’s the biggest scam that the worst fucking people participate in, you know the kind of asshole who thinks they are so deep and connected to their inner self, and the characters they play – yet are the most vapid, egotistical people ever…

Megan Fox was hot and got jobs strictly based on that…when that mattered and I guess it still does matter..

People are making fun of her for being in a videogame commercial…but the truth is videogames are bigger than hollywood, probably owned by hollywood, and this is more compelling than any blockbuster she’s been in…this is the best acting she’s ever done and it gets the point across in 45 seconds which is all we need…with Megan Fox in some comicon cosplay outfit for the nerds to jerk off to…..

Make that money…

Posted in:Megan Fox|SFW

2016

27

May

Olympic Dreams with McKayla Maroney of the Day

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Olympic gymnast dreams…not that you care about McKayla Maroney, she’s not 14 anymore…or even on the Olympic circuit…

So her slutty “band camp” equivalent perversion – we call “gymnast camp”…where you know these awkward stage parented kids with all their performance enhancement hormones fuck each at a young age while touring the world to compete together…putting their flexbility to the test…jut doesn’t matter…

So this butt shot in jeans…may not showcase athleticism…but it’s still a butt shot…doing it like a Jenner…also an Olympian…Dream.

Posted in:McKayla Maroney|SFW

2016

27

May

88 Breast Feeding Moms in China and Other Videos of the Day

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Man Confronts Woman Taking a Shirt in his Driveway

Young Girl Pics on Disabled Man

Dude Gets Caught ASking Friend’s 12 Year Old Sister for Nudes

The WOman Catching a Thief and Making Him Run Naked…

Brazilian Kids Robbing a Store at Gunpoint

Crazy Dude Hacks Random People in the Head

Woman Picks Up 5 Dollars that Fell from a Dude’s Purse…and He’s Mad About It

Live Ducks Made into Ground Meat – Gross…

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2016

27

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Memorial Day Starts Today…so if you’re not out there supporting your troops by trying to get a college girl so drunk she doesn’t say no to the gangbang, proving that it is not rape, but signing the consent form for her, by guiding her drunken hand….than you’re not at Miami Urban Music Festival….or Vegas…you’re probably somewhere depressing like the backyard of your shitty suburban neighborhood…or at work…getting ready for the day to end…for Memorial Day weekend to start, because you’re a bad planner and didn’t pull the 4 days off…or you’re some unemployed loser no one likes who never leaves the house…like me…

Either way, if you’re reading this, you’re on the computer so click these links…

Cosplay Slut
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Icelandic Horses are Friendly…
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Gavin Rossdale Took Time Away From Tranny Sex to Hate on Blake Shelton
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Rihanna See Through Dress…Julia Roberts Wore Last Year
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Speed Hugging
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One Last Ride in the Dodge Viper
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Sara Jean Underwood Big Tits..
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Charlotte McKinney Big Tank Top..
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Kim and Kanye Are Suing the Bodyguard.
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Mirror Selfies
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Car Loses Control…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2016

27

May

stepLINKS of the DAy

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It’s memorial day weekend – so most people are already off on their camping trips…while I’m just hanging out at the airport pretending to be an uber driver for 18 year old American girls who want to get drunk..it’s the best way to trick them into sex…make it memorable…

It’s not memorial day weekend yet, so here are some stepLINKS, until I wake up tomorrow and post more bullshit you don’t care about…YAY

How To Make A Jeffery From “Get Him To The Greek”
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Latina Ass
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The Weeknd VS Donald Trump – Even Though He’s Canadian
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Eddie Murphy’s Fiance
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Hailee Steinfeld Booty…
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Leo Riding bikes with Hookers
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Khloe Kardashian Fake ASs in Tight Pants
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Bentley VS Tesla
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Slow Motion Hula Hoop TIT
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Some Slut in a Bikini
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Some Slut Tyga Fucks of the Day
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Happy Wolf of the Day
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Katie Holmes is a 1967 Jackie O
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Kylie Jenner is Killing herself
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Jena Malone Topless
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Casey Anthony is Guilty!
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Nipple Ring of the Day
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Ashley Graham Fat in a Music Video I’ve Ignored All Week
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Robin Wright Penn Loves Sean Penn’s Shitty Reviews
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Disturbing Kid Drawings
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Salma Hayek and Susan Sarandon Compare Tits
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Homewrecker of the Day
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Cheating Death
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Emily DiDonato Posing
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Corey Feldman Would LOve To Name the Pedos…
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Slut in Bed
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Slut in the Shower
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EAT THAT Pussy POP
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Real Meat Dildo…
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Lesbian Massage
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Big Oiled Tits
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Genevieve Morton Has Nipples
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Naked Game of Thrones Slut
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Big Tits
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Busted Gays
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2016

26

May

RihanNa in a See Through Dress of the Day

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Rihanna is in a see through dress – because of course she is…she’s Rihanna and has been a nipple exposer for the length of her career, because she’s so free spirited probbaly because she’s owned like her cotton field working ancestors, only instead of being mistreated down in the slave yards of Bridgetown she’s making 100s of millions of dollars of the billions of dollar her personal brand brings to the world…it’s crazy…so crazy that being exposed is part of the experience…putting yourself out there…so you might as well put yourself out there – while I watch…

All this to say, she’s a fucking babe…

Posted in:Rihanna

2016

26

May

Selana Gomez May Be In a Sheer Top of the Day

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Selena Gomez is possibly in a sheer top in this slutty shoot where she looks like she’s either on a porn set ready to take a load on her face…or just doing porny poses to try to be sexy – it’s hard out there for a cute chipmunk earner from Disney who is trained to be as wholesome ass possible, even if she’s into weird things like eating old, unshowered, studio executive ass…

I don’t really understand why the TV star who can’t act is doing a stage show when she can’t sing, but I guess when you pull off this scam in one part of the entertainment industry – it’s easy to do it in the other…

These pics are from Toronto Canada..on her Revivial Tour…because she was half dead from CHEMO therapy, LUPUS, Bieber and anything else she can play up and own….in efforts of making us buy into her garbage lies…

Posted in:Selena Gomez|SFW