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Sara Sampaio Shows Off her Pussy in Tight Pants Under the Guise that it is a Fitness Video of the Day

Industry Flesh Puppet Jessica Alba Propagandizes for the Machine of the Day

Sydney Sweeney is Glamour’s Woman of the Year of the Day

Paige Spiranac Feeling Herself Up of the Day

Margaret Qualley is Hot for an Ugly Chick of the Day

2016

Jul

Victoria Justice Being Fed Booze in a Bathing Suit of the DAy

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I call this series of pics “doing the Bill Cosby”…you know feed a girl a fruity, rummy, pina colada style drink…and 30 minutes later – finger bang the bitch and hope she doesn’t wake up or remember – because finger-banging a girl who is sleeping is RAPE – but they still get wet when you do it – because they’re drugged and don’t know better – but that’s not the point…the point is that this Victoria Justice, who was the main character of a show that Ariana Grande came out of – is in a bathing suit – probably questioning how it all went wrong for her….but that cunt on her show made it so big…very depressing for her, but she’s still a young starlet, in a bathing suit making that money….

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2016

Jul

Toni Garrn Nipples for Madame Figaro of the Day

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Toni Garrn is a top model, which means internation escort, but I’m sure her agency that rented her to LEONARDO DICAPRIO – doesn’t like to say that to anyone, because that would make them escort agency or pimps.

There is just such a fine line when you’re in the business of selling women based on their looks, height, weight, hair and eye color, like some vapid barbie doll being recruited to fill a void, or in some cases to be filled…usually for a lot of money – or by people with a lot of money.

It’s TRUMP’s favorite part of his business as a Modeling agency owner, something so many presidents before TRUMP have been into…but usually in a more discreet way…not that Toni Garrn is with TRUMP models, but she is a model, and she is modeling and there are nipples because that’s the direction she’s taking her career…magical…

Posted in:SFW|Toni Garrn

2016

Jul

Fat Olivia Wilde in the Kitchen Where She Belongs of the Day

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Olivia Wilde, better known as Olivia Cockburn, something that people have got mad at me for saying, even though it’s her fucking name, she’s just the kind of girl who rebrands herself knowing that Cockburn has limitations, especially to someone who has actually had his cock burn on more than one occasion, we call it Chlamyds in the inner circle….of STDs….something her belly and I guess her career clearly makes me think she’s very familiar with…

She’s in the kitchen with her worst kind of STD…ripping apart her body, but probably not her vagina, she’s already been there and many men have come and gone from there, that it’ll just crawl out of her eventually and she can go back to making shit movies.

Dudes like her, so here she is…

Posted in:Olivia Wilde|SFW

2016

Jul

Joanna Krupa Called the Paparazzi while She Pumped Gas of the Day

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Joanna Krupa got her hair make-up done to pump gas into her R8….because she called the paparazzi to watch her pump gas with her hard nipples.

She’s that kind of hooker, not quite the Mrs Trump trophy wife kind of hooker, but rather a hooker still trying to find something that makes her not seem like a hooker – something legit – something authentic – because as a Polish immigrant – that’s extra hard to do – even though she came to America when she was 2, but Polish is a way better angle to play in the late 90s when she was working as a Glamour model and people wanted ethnic or Eastern European…before American fucking hated immigrants.

She’s still hot, even when hold, and I guess she’d have to be – there’s nothing else going on there…

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2016

Jul

Fat Kelly Brook Gives Herself a Waist in her Bikini of the Day

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Kelly Brook is a fat chick who people think is a hot chick because she’s made a career polarizing herself as a hot chick all thanks to having big tits, really big tits, but not necessarily great tits, but great enough to give her a career tits….but the entire time I’ve been saying “Why is this fat chick still being celebrated, especially since she’s around 40″…but no one listens to me, especially not Kelly Brook, except some of her fans who send me hate mail because I make fun of her for being fat and staging a miscarriage before launching her LA career that has been a failure, but luckily she still has a pile of money and a bunch of boyfriends from being naked…so she doesn’t even need to work.

But she does need to workout, she’s pulling her waistline in to give the illusion of shape – she knows all the tricks and her bikini bottoms know way too much as they are being sucked in by her fatness…deep into the abyss 40 year old men from the UK are very into…

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2016

Jul

Kim Kardashian Picture of the DAy

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Kim Kardashian is the fucking worst, but at the same time it could be argued that she is the best, because she makes the money, she’s the top of the media chain, despite not having a marketable skill, besides being a master of marketing. She just shamelessly promotes herself and people buy into it. She makes fun of herself and people buy into it. People hate on her and still buy into her…all from putting herself out there in a sex tape that she’s made money off of since….decades later….

So seeing her sloppy mom in a tight dress may be vile to some, but people will still jerk off to it, because they are brain washed….and I am all about this pic, even though I truly don’t give a fuck about Kim Kardashian and think she’s the fucking worst…

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2016

Jul

Abbey Lee Kershaw for Agent Provocateur of the Day

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The other day, one of the biggest superficial gold diggers I know wrote some enlightening post on how she’s moved to a third world country to live the life of luxury for 1000 dollars a month, with good food, good views, nice beaches and that she realized she didn’t need the important things that Westerners think are important – like Agent Provocateur panty sets….something no girl I’ve ever fucked has ever worn….the girls I fuck are more into mismatched soil underwear I assume they got at Goodwill 25 years earlier…so many years of period stains, STD discharge stains, and magical toxins that if you were to boil said panties and drink the tea – you’d possibly die….but yes…our world is fueled by materialistic shit, marketed to us, making us feel inadequate – but the only people that really works on is instagram hookers trying to project some bullshit…

That said, I’ve always like Agent Provocateur as a brand, not as much as Ryan Seacrest who shuts down the store in Beverly Hills for his hookers to spend 30,000 dollars on lingerie, but enough to look at the pics of the brand. I mean I remember when the line was very fucking fringe, impossible to get, premium….and their catalog pics good enough to jerk off to…

Well here’s their campaign for F/W 2016 with model Abbey Lee Kershaw….an Australian.

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2016

Jul

Christina Milian is Such Garbage with her Nipple in a Bathing Suit of the Day

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I just do not like Christina Milian. It’s not a racist thing, I like all kinds of black women, I just don’t like when a bitch lives up to a stereotype.

I used to go to the strippers with this black guy who was stealing money from the pharmacy we worked at, I didn’t know he was stealing – but when I found out I laughed at the boss and thanked him for all the lap dances I got from the stolen money. Either way, whenever a black stripper would get on stage, the guy would turn his fucking chair around and when the black stripper would ask him why he turned around during her show, he’d say something like “you disgust me and our people”…it was like Bill Cosby hating on the rap culture and how they speak, while raping hundreds of women….you know, a criminal calling a stripper a whore lowering their race…

But when I see Milian, a girl who was best known for a slutty video you could jerk off to, who became a mom with a rich guy and got song credits on huge songs thanks to that rich guy, and now she has all kinds of money – but she can’t help but go out there and be a whore…

Sure, being in a bikini or bathing suit when you’re a mom isn’t what makes a girl a whore, it’s the shamelessness, the cry for attention, the trying really hard when she has money and doesn’t need to. She just loves the attention. That makes her a whore…

So here’s her nipple falling out of a bathing suit, a nipple we can assume her kid hasn’t seen because she clearly pawned him off to someone to focus on her party…in ibiza…

There’s just nothing awesome about a 35 year old famewhore famewhoring when you know she doesn’t have to.

I like real struggles, slutty to pay for baby formula slutty. It’s hotter.

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2016

Jul

Transfeminine Canadians and Other Videos of the DAy

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KO at Walmart

Bride Faceplant

Runner Nuts VS Pole

Garbage Day in Taiwan

Clever Thieves

Stripped for Sleeping with Married Man

Husband Interrogates Naked Wife with a KNife

Punished for Sleeping with Married Man

Woman Tries to Breast Feed Co-Worker

India Wipers

Hot in Saudi Arabia

French Ppl Throw Trash where Killer Died

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2016

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I watched the republican national convention, not because I am American or have anything to do with your politics, although most Americans would say they rule the world and whoever is in charge of their country is the most influential leader in the world, and that is probably true…but I watched it for the comedy. I don’t care for any politics but when real life trolls happen at this level it is brilliant, because even the most die hard believer knows deep in their soul that Trump dud this as a joke, it went viral, he had to commit and it had been a series of “what can I say to end this” but instead it just continues to fuel it, in a very weird series of events.

So seeing the supporters from angry Muslim hating army men who truly believe they are fighting for freedom and not oil interests and who ignorantly want to make the world American, to black people who hate illegals more than they hate racism thanks to Trump finding them and personally reaching out after their kids were killed by illegals, you know to win them over to make him seem human, to his communist wife talking about her communist lessons as if they were American in her communist accent in a speech she ripped off Michelle Obama, calling out Bob Dole who remembers the Cold War and WWII probably started panicking with some kind of tigger warning – before an awkward interaction with Trump that screamed “so that’s what the name on my paychecks look like” –

Her bragging about her non existent modeling career like she’s not an escort – looking down on other immigrants who don’t have rich men who want to fuck them in exchange for a visa and the good life as vain, egotistical billionaire arm candy puppet.

Her English after 20 years is about as good as it needs to be when all she has to say is “yes daddy”….not that she was allowed to talk – being household staff and either way….hilarious fear mongering, manipulation and insanity really..makes me hope he actually wins!!

I just keep wondering how many TRUMP models at the TRUMP agency fuck for money. Is Trump a pimp, where’s the investigation into that?

Give me 4 years of endless insanity – it’s just sad Giuliani isn’t his Vice President candidate. Looks like he owes Trump some favors you know thanks to being the mayor to a seedy slum lord developer. Fascinating…but not really….it is actually pretty depressing

What a time in American history…it is filled with just so much noise…no facts, just random catch phrases, it was pretty moronic…

A Bunch of Fan Girls
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Olivia Munn Legs
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The Cowboy and his TRUMP dog
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Colbert Trolls the RNC
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How to Eat BBQ for a Living
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Nude Protestors at the RNC
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The Taylor Swift / Kim K Exposing her Lies Drama
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The Taylor Swift / Kanye Recording wasn’t Illegal
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Water Bottle Flip Trick Shots
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Game of Thrones in GIFS
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