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Sara Sampaio Shows Off her Pussy in Tight Pants Under the Guise that it is a Fitness Video of the Day

Industry Flesh Puppet Jessica Alba Propagandizes for the Machine of the Day

Sydney Sweeney is Glamour’s Woman of the Year of the Day

Paige Spiranac Feeling Herself Up of the Day

Margaret Qualley is Hot for an Ugly Chick of the Day

2016

Jul

Doutzen Kroes in ELLE of the Day

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Do you believe in life after Victoria’s Secret modeling? Doutzen Kroes has taking her commerical marketable socially accepted hotness and shown us all that even when Victoria’s Secret says “fuck off you’re not worth the money we’ve paid you all these fucking years”….she can still post topless or in panties or both for magazines,

It’s like if you train a woman to pose half naked – like the best – you know like an olympian of half naked modeling – she will always find her way – even when those people turn on her – seeing as getting half naked is always something people are looking for.

And if that doesn’t workout, you can always get knocked up twice by some famous and successful DJ from your hometown…

Either way, nice to see Doutzen surviving – and not obese…eating her feelings – based on her failures…you know waking up and going to the studio and stripping like she’s meant to.

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2016

Jul

Amy Schumer Bodyshames Herself in a Bikini of the Day

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Thank god Amy Schumer is funny, or people find her funny, or people think she’s a great writer, or her bitter ugly chick allowed her to create a sense of humor from all the bad sex and social observation she faced – because that’s how life works out for unattractive people – I know – because I am one..

Only unlike Amy Schumer, I’d never leave the house and arrogantly think my voice should be heard, I’m more into accepting failure before even trying so that I can nap….but this one is so cocky, and may even have a cock, not because women can’t be funny and must be packing penis, but because I don’t think this is a woman…sure she’s in a bikini – and sure she shouldn’t be judged for wearing a bikini seeing as she’s not pretending to be a hot model – but owning this, having confidence to wear this – makes me think some kind of mental disorder or delusion is going on in this funny girl’s mind.

I am not a fan of her as a comic, I am definitely not a fan of her body shaming herself by walking around half naked like it’s some kind of joke – a terrible joke – but I’ll say – I expected her to be much fatter and the real tragedy is that face…making her career all the more fascinating, unless ugly chubby girls are given handouts out of sympathy – it is the politically correct era – where we can’t lock them in the basement or abandon them in the woods until they die.

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2016

Jul

Kim Kardashian – Still Whoring of the Day

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There’s a recent gossip story that is trending on my facebook – that I didn’t bother looking into – because it involves Kanye / Kim and Taylor Swift – all terrible people – but from what I did see they outted Taylor Swift for lying, because she’s an evil little monster – no one gets as rich as she does without manipulating or slitting some fucking throats – and no one at her age have that kind of money and act like decent people – even though it’s all part of the media manipulation – they are all in this together.

I’ve been calling her a whore forever…but I guess I call everyone whores – because they are whores and I only do content on whores…and one of the leader in whores is Kim Kardashian – who made a massive career as a whore – is a cover on FORBES for the 50 million dollars she made with her video game from being a whore – and she posted nipples from some photoshoot where she wore a MILF shirt – because she’s still whoring – and why not..dudes still want to fuck her – and think she’s hot…even though she’s a monster made by science and I guess by perverts everywhere – it’s weird – but at least she keeps shamelessly gives people what they want…

Here’s the video everyone is talking about – basically exposing Taylor Swift as a liar about his lyrics – because Kanye’s pretty hilarious and I guess Kim is up there with him in ultimate trolls.

Fuck Taylor Swift and her weird group of koolaid rinking weirdos.

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2016

Jul

Tara Reid is Amazing of the Day

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Apparently there was a Tara Reid / Jenny McCarthy fight on her radio show…

Tara Reid is Amazing, I mean mainly amazing because she’s not dead – yet looks like some kind of walking corpse – the kind of body any necorphiliac in trianing, you know – the kind of person not quite ready to fuck a dead body would like – and I’m sure based on her level of skinny that she probably doesn’t have much energy to resist or thrust back…and if anything sticking your dick in her may end up with her uterus all over your dick – like she was Courtney Stodden after her miscarriage we can assume was never a pregnancy – because fame whores are disgusting…but not as disgusting as Tara Reird’s body training for some zombie apocalypse straight to NETFLIX film she’s been preparing for the last 10 years of her life – by being dead on the inside… and dead looking on the outside…

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2016

Jul

Charlotte Carey Topless of the Day

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Charlotte Carey could be an instagram model – I am not very good at deciphering the difference between actual models and instagram models and I’m sure calling an instagram model and instagram model would offend her as she’s trying to create some kind of image around herself and she doesn’t appreciate being discounted like that – even if she is an instagram model – while actual models – are trying to figure out how to be instagram models, because instagram models make all the fucking money – but don’t call them instagram models either, they’ll take offense to it.

Women…such a complicated species, never happy with just getting paid to be hot enough that someone is willing to get paid…

So her name is Charlotte Carey, she was discovered at 16 by some pervert who found his calling at the modeling agency where he could spend his days chatting up 16 year olds. She’s got a hot body, she’s done some work, she’s got a boyfriend, she’s some kind of asian, that’s all I know about her, which is a lot, seeing as today was the fist time I’ve heard of her….and now here are her tits.

Follow her on instagram HERE

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2016

Jul

Old Man Getting a Double Blowjob on the Balcony at the Waldorf Astoria – a Hilton Hotel and Other Videos of the Day

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Casual Public Oral Sex

Horrible Fight

Dancing in the Street…

Dog Attacks Man – Crazy

Cat on the Back of a Scooter

Sewage Pipe Bursts at a Family BBQ

Man Eating Baby Mice

Man Not Scared of Bear

Look at this Racist Donald Trump Supporter Going Crazy

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2016

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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There’s something funny about realizing how irrelevant you are, not that I ever thought I was relevant, amongst real life issues like cops being killed, countries staging COUPS and trucks killing 85 people while they are innocently out celebrating, I am forced to ask myself “what should I post pics of on instagram so that I seem interesting, exciting because I’m not”….

I figure a series of me in lingerie, a different pic a day, wearing my mask would probably do the trick, you know the fat weirdo doing the bruce jenner in his basement apartment…or something equally weird selfies, maybe I could just take pics of girls tanning in the park until I get arrested…or maybe I just post pics of half naked girls, works for other people, just need to do MEMEs where all I post is funny random photoshops of celebrities…or maybe…I should just do nothing because this shit is the fucking devil…this internet thing consuming, depressing, the worst…and being liked by you isn’t really worth shit, but maybe it could make private jet money…

When you don’t leave your house and sit on your phone all weekend – it gives you solid perspective on what’s actually important…nothing.

Here are some morning links in the morning because it is morning of the day…

A Bunch of Girls in Lingerie
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Head Banging Horse
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Kate Hudson’s Ass in a Bikini
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Big Titties in a Bikini
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Taylor Swift and Kanye and Kim are all Fame Whores Together
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Cyclist Ploughs Face First into Car…
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SUV Intentionally Hitting Other Cars
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Some Behind the Scenes Footage of Star Wars Rogue One
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Snake in the Shoe….
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Jenny McCarthy and Tara Reid had a Fight
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Reporter Falls in Love with Shirtless Man During Interview
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Harvesting Guitars from the Bones of NYC
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Underwater in Ireland…
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Madonna Got her Hands Done
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Hot Selfies
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2016

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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1 in 2 sugar daddies use my site as a resource to find sugar babies…

The depressing thing about being an old impotent fuck is that when you do achieve orgasm after a whole lot of pain and suffering – all that comes out of you is a load that resembles one loan tear far too much to make you really feel good about things…

My second failure today – was seeing what was probably the hottest girl I’ve seen in a long time – in the tightest dress I’ve seen in a long time – fighting with her boyfriend, like real fucking tantrum fighting, only to jump into her YARIS to drive off to freedom….leaving him behind – and I should have offered to save her..

Don’t follow my lead, always save a women in distress…Here are some stepLINKS for the weekend – hopefully you do something inspiring like the neeja song..

Now links….

FLexible Bitches
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Leo Dicaprio Making Out With Nina Agdal’s Dick on the Beach
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Hunter King – Big Tits….
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Naomi Campbell’s in a Bikini – and Is Black
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Bear of the Day
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Winona Ryder – Magazine Cover
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Julianne Hough Abs…
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Slutty Mariah Carey
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Cake of the DAy
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Tom Hiddleston Says that His Love for Taylor Swift is Real
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Slutty Kiteboarder….
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Kylie Jenner in a Tight Dress
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Want To Meet How Girls Who Chill With Weed? Check This Out
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How To Get Off Opiates Using Cannabis, Step By Step Guide
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UFC 200 in Slow Motion
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Claire Danes – Push-Up Erotica of the DAy
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Kelly Brook’s Big Tit…
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Kate Hudson – Bikini Ass
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Fat Kelly Brook in a Bathing Suit
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Victoria Justice in a Tight Dress
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Maitland Ward – Big Tits
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Kate Hudson Hard Nipples
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The Rock is Highest Paid Actor in the WORLD.
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Kim Kardashian See Through
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AMY SCHUMER’S DISGUSTING FIRST TIME
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Big Bikini a Day TITS
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Karlie Kloss Legs…
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Dani Mather’s Punishment….
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Racist White Girl’s song…
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Inspiring Pics for the Weekend
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RANDOM TUMBLR PORN
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Tessa Fowler – Huge Tits
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Asian Piss Squat
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Girls Pulls Her Dress Up
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Big Swinging Dick Costume at the Music Fest
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Girl on All Fours – With Her Weird Leg Birth Mark
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Some Naked in the Garden Bitch
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Drunk of the Day
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Math Genius
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Amazing Bike Fail
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Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

Jul

Big Girl Margot Robbie Topless on the Beach of the Day

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I guess this is the most important post of the week…nipples on a big girl that you’ve already seen topless in her breakout role. You know Margot Robbie – the big girl who is living the fucking dream thanks to some kind of scam that made her the biggest star in Hollywood – out of no where – like she cuz a deal with the devil or some shit….but we can’t hate her for the tits..

I did a post on her yesterday – with bikini pics – to see it and read it – CLICK HERE

Posted in:Margot Robbie|SFW

2016

Jul

Gigi Hadid’s First Olympic Vogue Cover of the Day

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I generally dislike Gigi Hadid – for no real reason, I don’t know her and don’t have to deal with her very deep voice, I just pin her as the rich kid brat who wanted to be a model for her 14th birthday thanks to her hooker mother pushing it on her – it’s good for everyone’s ego – so they created her.

Modeling requires no talent, you don’t even need to be skinny anymore to be a model, so there’s really no accomplishment here, she’s in Vogue, but Vogue like everything else in the media is just clickbait bullshit.

I don’t find her that hot, but what else would she be doing as an LA brat, and I guess in her defence – she’s not a Kardashian – she just leveraged the Kardashians to exist….

These pics are boring – but I call them doing the Bruce Jenner…you know a little tribute to the source of her career and the inspiration of her family to follow their lead…and I’m sure Kendall’s all mad about this – unless she’s too happy living the scam to be jealous of her homie – who knows about their interpersonal relationships – but more importantly…who cares.

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