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2016

13

Jul

Dead Tara Reid Fetish Picture of the Day

I don’t know why I find this picture so good, but it probably has something to do with Tara Reid being a magical creature sent from heaven, or maybe that should be in heaven, because she’s been a walking corpse preparing for her peak Oscar winning role as a dying of cancer meth addicted stripper trying to raise her black baby with learning disabilities in a small KKK run town in the deep south….after her years of retirement spent drinking everyday like she was on spring break for a decade after being an it girl in all the hit movies….

I used to love TARA REID and I guess I still do, but that may just be because she looks too weak to run from my advances…if I was there trying to midnight molest – something college girls call rape these days – she wouldn’t even know and I’d be wrist deep in the driest vagina ever…facing no resistance…just a spiritual experience.

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2016

13

Jul

McKayla Maroney’s Diaper Booty of the Day

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McKayla Maroney is an Olympic hero, she’s like a Bruce Jenner, but instead of going tranny – she went instagram whore – which a lot of the time looks like going tranny – but in Maroney’s case – it was just subtle slutty…

Once you live out your mom’s dream for her and pay her back for driving you to all those gymnastic meets all your life when you wanted to be in bed discovering your vagina – by winning the Olympic gold before turning 18, which is old for Gymnasts…you are left with few options to take your silly fame..so slutty pics on social media is the logical answer. What else is an Olympic Gold gymnast to do….work at a vegas show, strip, teach less fortunate kids in the projects…why bother when you can post butt shots…

I am digging the weight gain – the fat ass on a what was once fit – athletes finally getting girl hormones into them – always looks good for a while – but I guess the people who actually care about her, don’t care about this – because she’s no longer 12…or looking 12…

But I’m all about that Diaper ass…all puffy and round…looking it was shit in…

Posted in:McKayla Maroney|SFW

2016

13

Jul

Ariel Winter – Pantsless of the Day

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Ariel Winter posted this weird pantless picture of her red legs being tended to by a crew of people – which brings the very important question that isn’t really a question – it answers itself – and that I shouldn’t even bother asking – that her average troll looking face and body looks average and troll looking after a crew has tended to her. That’s unfortunate.

What’s not unfortunate is that she’s got the big, offensively big, fat girl tits that slop out everywhere despite being lifted and reshape in her reduction – because it allows her tit obsessed fan base to focus on what is important…not her face.

It’s also a good thing her parents milked her hard as a kid – when her round face was still cute, sure she’s got money making left in her – people like to work with the same established people especially when they are like Winter and wrongfully labeled hot.

I call this post and excuse to revisit yesterday’s flashing panties…

: P

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Posted in:Ariel Winter|SFW

2016

13

Jul

Mandy Moore’s Bikini of the Day

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Mandy Moore! What the fuck is that? It’s a pop star from the late 90s / early 00s who the people I imagine read this site – probably have life sized dolls of her in their basements because she was a big deal for a minute, she was even in movies….you know the Bella Thorne her her generation….or maybe the Selena Gomez before the world let Mexicans other than Alba work in the industry…

I have barely any memory of Mandy Moore, or what she’s done, who she’s done, when she did it, I wasn’t a fan I guess….but in her defence I don’t have a memory of really anything in my life, seriously, I forget all things, from names, to people, to days, to not showing my dick to strangers in the park…sometimes I even forget the drink I drug at the bar – and end up date raping myself…the simple things…it could be alcoholism, I think it’s dementia, no one cares about me….so back to Mandy….the kind of girl who by the looks of her is older and unassuming, probably 40 now, who took her money and just chilled the fuck out and lived life without the celebrity bullshit because the celebrity bullshit is just bullshit…and you wouldn’t even recognize her on the street…I mean you’d recognize her on the street – you’ve got the life sized doll of her in your closet that you fuck and cuddle and cry on…but the average person wouldn’t recognize her – and that’s probably the best feeling, unless you’re a vapid cunt who craves all the attention – you know what most of these bitches are…I guess dont worry – there’s snapchat for that.

Snapchat where she posts bikini pics…shitty bikini pics…but more bikini pic than you’ve had of her in years…

Posted in:Mandy Moore|SFW

2016

13

Jul

Candice Swanepoel’s Artistic Pregnancy Photo of the Day

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Pregnant chicks think being pregnant is so fucking sexy…I guess they’d have to convince themselves that it’s some beautiful experience, rather than accept that they have a parasite that will leech of them for 18 years after ripping their pussies apart on the way out, because otherwise why would they get pregnant in the first place…oh right…egos…

I mean the idea that people reproduce in and of itself makes them irresponsible humans who don’t realize what’s going on in the world…and they are doing it for selfish interest meaning the kid will just end up being an asshole in their asshole image…

So in some attempt to be sexy – because they think they are sexy – no one else does – but maybe other pregnant women – and a few pregnant fetish perverts who love mom pussy or mom body – because no woman would ever let their weirdness get them pregnant….Candice Swanepoel produced this shoot…

Not that anyone should care about Candice Swanepoel…

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel|SFW

2016

13

Jul

Charissa Thompson Cheesy Self Produced Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

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Charissa Thompson is some Fox Sports sportscaster in her mid 30s and she’s out there on her social media with weird staged bikini photoshop pictures like she’s some kind of “travel blogger” which in case you didn’t know – is code for “hooker who tries to justify traveling to magical places to take slutty pics for too many people to LIKE on instagram”….

I just wonder what goes into these self produced shoots, how many outtakes are they, how annoyed is her boyfriend or the person she’s traveling with – now that he’s gotta play the fucking sexy photographer for Sports Illustrated he never wanted to be – because he went to law school or some shit…

It’s so cheesy. Why can’t these idiots just enjoy their vacations their fucking selves. This trying to give your fans of taste of your bikini body is just desperation or pandering to this bullshit idea that social media is the popularity contest you need to win…garbage…

Posted in:Charissa Thompson|SFW

2016

13

Jul

Barbara Di Creddo for LUI Magazine of the Day

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Barbara Di Creddo is a Brazilian model who is apparently the new Victoria’s Secret girl or was a new Victoria’s Secret girl from 2015, I don’t think I’ve ever seen her before, but I have facial and photo recognition issues, they all look the fucking same. I’ve seen all their tits, they are all relatively the same, that doesn’t mean I don’t like seeing their tits, it just means I’d have to be a specific weirdo Victoria’s Secret fan boy to know this one or to point this one out amongst all their other ones….I also hate black and white pictures, even those that remind me of cheesy early 90s romance post cards or some 90s Chirs Issaks video…..so seeing her softcore grind on some dude does zero for me – but it’s probably a big deal for her – you know getting that name out there so she can be the next Beatriz Barros with a brand new Billionaire husband by the time she turns 30.

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2016

13

Jul

Sara Jean Underwood in Some Lingerie Photoshoot of the Day

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I try to ignore Sara Jean Underwood, I don’t really know why I try to ignore her, I just see her pics popping off all the fucking time, every fucking day, three times a fucking day on her massive instagram and I’m not that into it.

That doesn’t mean that I don’t think she’s got a hot body, I just don’t think she’s inspiring or interesting. She had her time to shine and now that she’s over 30, which is dead in the model world, even the low level model world so this going back to the glamour modeling that was once naked in Playboy when she was 18, 18 at her peak…which you can GOOGLE and look at…and now this..

But I guess, I’m just looking at things wrong, I am not remembering that she dated Ryan Seacrest and had what I assume from girls I have met who have fucked Seacrest – she’s a dirty dirty girl….or that she hosted a NERD TV show that gave her a taste of an actual job….that could have made her the next Olivia Munn but none of it worked out for her…so she’s back to this…and taking her title from all these amateurs as a pro half naked cheesy photoshop girl.

I should be more encouraging to girl of all ages – and of all backgrounds – getting naked – and/or still getting naked…..even if it’s half naked…because we all like jerking off and need to stare at as many round asses as possible…

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Posted in:Sara Jean Underwood|SFW

2016

13

Jul

Ain’t No Party Like a Saudi Party of the Day

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Some Saudis, including but not limited to the Ministry of Defence Prince Mohammad bin Salman Al Saud, Prince Mohammed bin, Nawwaf bin Abdulaziz, Sons Sheik el Ahmed and Sheik el Sabr had a yacht party in the Mediterranean as they do…surrounded by bikini clad “model” looking women who are there for their personalities….it’s just a coincidence the guys are all massive billionaires…

There’s no secret that these rich Muslim guys from repressive to women countries use their money for sex parties in mansions….and hotels they rent out, it’s just what they do…being billionaires..who know to use that oil money right…because everyone likes to have a good time!

I don’t really think it’s a big deal that they can be with half naked chicks in bikinis, but the women in their country wear bed sheets to the beach, if they are even allowed to the beach..

I am just interested in who the girls on their ridiculous yacht is. What is their story. How did they end up there.

Are these the girls from Instagram I’ve heard about who let these guys shit on them for private jet flights and yacht photoshoot pics to maintain their lie?

Or are these just the daughters and sister and friends of these people who use the family money to live like normal westernized sluts…

Either way, it looks like a good time…so people need to take their lead and start having a good time. Good Times.