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2016

13

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I’ve decided that I don’t challenge myself enough. I sit here being a critic to virtually myself about shit I don’t care about – because I’ve been doing it for 14 years and what the fuck else am I going to do with myself.

So to grab life by the balls, to take some initiative, to be inspired, to take on life – face to face and to challenge myself. I have decided to take the leap….and see…just how many days I can only eat Peanut Butter Sandwiches for before either dying like Elvis…or giving up..

I am thinking I’ll last half a day, maybe one meal…stay tuned…this is the most excitement my life has seen in a decade…

I feel like an Olympian…at the starting line…ready to have the glory I have trained so hard to deserve…

Here are some stepLINKS while I get my bread out and smother smooth and delicate nature’s gold – that was invented by a black man – onto it….

Big Juicy Tits
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Jennifer Aniston is Not Pregnant – She’s Menopausal
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Cutting Hair with Fire – The Last Milanese Barber….
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Rosie Hungtington Nipples
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Ariel Winter – Panties
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How To Get Run Over by a Lamborghini
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Kim Kardashian Cooking Soul Food….
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Jessica Simpson HUGE tit in a Bikini Top
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Magic Trick Explained
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The Physics of Flip Tricks
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The James Bond Aston Martin
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Lil Kim is Everything
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Snowflake Arizona – Where People are Allergic to Life
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St Vincent’s “Thank You For Being a Friend”
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2016

12

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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Last night I saw a social justice warrior rudely ask for a gender neutral bathroom as if expecting there to not be one and when the staffer said “it’s in the back” she just stood there shell shocked with nothing to fight – no uprise – she or should I call her “it” just had to fake having to go to before taking her aggressive attitude to the next establishment with no gender neutral bathrooms to raise shit in the name of taking a shit…

Today I decided I prefer to poke and cum then to pokemon go…

Right now I decided that no on reads my site, no I decided that a long time ago, but never breathed new life into it – because it would require me doing a podcast or videos or interviews with people that I can promote on social media and fuck that.

I’d rather talk to myself.

Here are some stepLINKS

A Whole Lot of Booty
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Lohan Polluted the Aegean Sea
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Lisa Opie – See Through Dress
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Ashley Graham – Still Fat
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Viral Videos That Were Faked Making the News…..
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Kim Kardashian is Pretending She Cooks
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How To Hack a Car
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George W Bush Dancing at the Police Funeral…
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Kristen Stewart in Shorts…
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This Dudes Photos of the Nuclear Exclusion Zone is Brilliant
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Taylor Swift’s Bitch On a Jog
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Naked and Less Fat Genevieve Morton
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Kristen Wigg Not Hot
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Airplanes / Dirt Bikes / Tight Ropes
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Gisele Topless
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Penis Cloud
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Demi Lovato’s Ass in Concert
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Globe Trotting Hand on a 3 Year Long International Journey for a Shitty Fucking Song
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Angry Uber Man….BECAUSE UBER DRIVERS ARE NUTS….
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Selena Gomez – Cameltoe
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Adele’s Amazing Fat Girl Request
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DR Phil is Suing National Enquirer for 250 Million
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Kate Beckinsale – Hard Nipples
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Julianne Hough – Hot Body
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The No Look Catch
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Kim Kardashian – Tight Outfit
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Cleavage!!
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Random Tumblr Porn
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Drunk Russian Passes Out Taking a Piss
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Hot Masturbator
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Random Tumblr Porn – By Me
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Big Tits in a Lame Bikini
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Amateur FUck of the Day
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Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

12

Jul

Ireland Baldwin Did Treats of the Day

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Obviously…

I don’t really feel like going into Treats! being the LA Rich guy sugar daddy party excuse to get girls naked – an attempt to be a modern Playboy – who actually had a solid shot a few years ago – but dropped the ball and momentum – but they did create Em Rata – they did cast her in the Blurred Lines Video and that did make her happen – so I guess hanging out with creepy old rich dudes in LA and their photographer friends who take erotic pics for a virtually fabricated magazine – sure they print up copies – but when you’re rich and only print 1000 – it’s not quite a real magazine – it’s a FRONT you dumb bitches..

Now Ireland, clearly trying to find her place, her voice, her tits, and has been on this hipster LA slut who wants to be topless to reclaim her name, her celebrity her relevance from her cousin – who is a Kardashian / Jenner groupie….when Ireland is the one who was doing this first…but like Treats, couldn’t keep it together, and wet lesbian, dark, rehab, to this tits…

I am a fan of her, even though both her and her dad have told me to fuck off on social media -which in a way makes me feel like they were inviting me in…since that’s how that family shows their love..

OTHERS in the new issue – Joanna Krupa…

Sandra Kubicka….

Hitting the fucking A-List sugar babies from instagram aren’t they..

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2016

12

Jul

Stella Maxwell is Topless for Vogue Germany of the Day

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I guess it’s better to be topless for Germany – than a Nazi for Germany in the 1940s…killing all the jewish people because you’re told to – only to be charged with war crimes – even though you were just following orders…

It’s probably better to be topless for Germany than to be in a German sex dungeon on a fetish night that involves leather, fisting and shitting on each other’s faces…you know like good old German ways…

I figure Stella Maxwell has been naked a bunch, so her topless in Vogue Germany means zero, but it happened and there were nipples…

Posted in:Stella Maxwell

2016

12

Jul

Old Lady Screaming Rape VS George W. Bush Dancing at the Police Funeral of the Day

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These are the two best videos I’ve seen today…so I’m posting them here, I figure I have a blog, I run the site, I might as well keep it here in my personal diary to look back on in 10 years when I’m fucking dead to remember what I was doing on this day in 2016…or some shit, even though FACEBOOK has a shitty notification for that…in their quest to kill website stars….

Here’s George W. Bush Dancing at the Police Funeral

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Posted in:Videos

2016

12

Jul

Bella Hadid Fake Tits of the Day

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Bella Hadid showed off her breast implants – as the hotter HADID sister and not just because she takes big black cock and has dark hair…but because she’s not GIGI Hadid who is the fucking worst, overrated, not even hot…just a perfect entry point to leverage and coat tail ride so that you don’t have to hang out with the Kardashians who made them, but still get all the glory as the sister, and it’s sure better than working the health food shop to pretend she has a job like a contributing member to society – or the family…a hard worker keeping busy like her dad – despite her massive trust fund thanks to her dad….and now she’s out with her fake tits tits..these may be old, I don’t know, they are tits, great tits, I’ll stare…

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2016

12

Jul

Kate Beckinsale in a Penis Costume of the Day

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Kate Beckinsale is dressed like a penis, this is probably the single most important thing that has happened in nerd culture in recent years, even more important than Pokemon Go, because Kate Beckinsale is the god to the nerd people, and despite hating nerds and not being an official nerd, I own a blog which is as nerdy as it gets in the eyes of strippers I am trying to fuck, I can still appreciate a 40 year old who looks like Kate Beckinsale – even when she’s dressed like a dick….

I guess she’s trying to challenge her fans and their obscure chronic masturbation closet case weirdo sexuality…you know because now they’ve all jerked off to a dick, officially…one of the hottest dicks, but still a dick..homo.

Posted in:Kate Beckinsale|SFW

2016

12

Jul

Ellie Goulding See Through Shirt of the Day

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Ellie Goulding wore a see through shirt and no one should care – since she’s a not that hot but hot enough pop star from the UK with one hit song, which I guess is more than we can say about Rita Ora, the other pop star from the UK who has no hit songs – but has fucked a lot of people in very aspects of hit songs – in efforts to get a hit song…we call it the BREXIT….to America for the American dream with tits for Americans who love tits…

She also wore a white dress –

TO SEE PICS OF HER TITS IN A WHITE DRESS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Ellie Goulding|SFW

2016

12

Jul

Ariel Winter’s Big Cleavage in a White Dress of the Day

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Ariel Winter isn’t cute…she’s got a silly troll face, troll body, a little chubby thing with big tits even after having her tits cut off..

I do not see the appeal at all, but I guess people are emotionally attached to shitty personalities they watch on TV, you know watched grow up and go through puberty – like the creepy fucking neighbor watching from across the street as kids grow up…only to show up at her 18th birthday with an erection in hand saying “I’m ready for this, I’ve been waiting for this all your life, literally”..because not all perverts want to be sex offenders…

Her panties were flashed…

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Posted in:Ariel Winter|SFW

2016

12

Jul

Julianne Hough Fit of the Day

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My favorite thing about Julianne Hough is that I know girls who have fucked Ryan Seacrest, and she fucked Ryan Seacrest, she publicly dated Ryan Seacrest and he’s a fucking cocaine loving anal sex loving small penis womanizing terror…who likely spoiled her because he’s richer than god for selling his soul to the devil…but also likely destroyed her ass…nothing she’s not used to – just ask her homo sexual, incesty brother…

She’s got a hot body…

TO SEE HER FIT BODY IN A FITNESS GEAR CLICK HERE

Posted in:Julianne Hough|SFW