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2016

30

Jun

Throwback Thursday Emma Stone ee Through of the Day

I originally thought these were pictures of Emma Watson because I don’t actually look at the pictures I look at and post…so I was going to go on about how Harry Potter fans are creeps which is why these Emma Watson’s nipples from 2011 or 2012 are resurfaced and are circulating the internet – you know committed to the cause nerds..

But it turns out it’s Emma Stone, who is also the kind of girl who is adorned by the nerds, so -I guess if you want to make it in Hollywood – do something that reaches the nerds, they are loyal, they will love you, and most importantly. ..they’ll allow you to hve a lucrative career so that you can spend your time – with the money they make you with cool people who don’t care that you’re Emma Watson or Emma Stone, because cool people don’t get that into this kind of thing..

Well. Here are Emma Stone’s nipples, I never claimed to be cool, actually I’m a loser, but not a nerd loser, a legit loser, who lost, but I don’t get excited about this stuff, but I do post it to pander to the nerds, hoping they make me money, but realize nerds are so loyal I must praise these whores they love and not point, laught and call out the scam…

Oh well…

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2016

30

Jun

New / Old Miley Pictures of the Day

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This is a photoshoot from when Miley Cyrus was in character – because she’s a method actor trained by Disney – who played the loud, crazy, drugged out, modern day hippie with a bush, who was always naked, that spoke to the new generation of drone followers who think they are suburban based artists, the Hot Topic of today’s generation – all naked all the time….

It is not the Miley Cyrus who has cashed the fuck in, faded out of the limelight, abandoned her brand and tour to live a little normalcy on her pile of money with her fiance from before she was the Miley Cyrus we loved…

But I guess the photographers she worked with still have outtakes of her – and some of these are never released….and as annoying as all Disney kids are, there’s something magical about seeing Miley, Disney Star, naked…she just figured it out and executed her lie so on point…it was almost promising, inspiring and made me hopeful of a better tomorrow in a world filled with shit content…

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2016

30

Jun

Azlin Nicolette Bathing Suit Model of the Day

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Azlin Nicolette is some model, but in a world where everyone is a model, I don’t think she can actually call herself a model, but rather just a girl….a girl who gets into bathing suits for photoshoots, like every other girl, even fat girls, some who even get paid….

Never heard of her, but I never hear of anyone, I’m pretty out of touch but she exists and wears bathing suits for a comapny and not just for herself – and her instagram – which I didn’t bother looking up – and I guess that makes her more important than all other girls – and that works out well while she looks for rockstars and rich guys to fuck even though It’s uneventful as fuck.

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2016

30

Jun

The Dad Who Shames His Daughter of the Day

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When this was emailed to me last night – I appreciated the joke….I thought – yes, his daughter deserved to be trolled, even if we are the ones being trolled, since nothing on the internet is real, but it does remind me that not enough people call out these idiots and their selfies / posing / instragram behavior that is all the same, equally lame, staged, and sometimes you need a fat man to solidify that fact…brilliant…well not really – but funny and a reminder that it is this easy to go viral, like fucking Lohan, doesn’t take much, I bet he’ll end up on Ellen and with his own show within 18 months. EASY.

His instagram is @therealburrmartin

Posted in:LOLZ|SFW

2016

30

Jun

New York Couple and Other Videos of the Day

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Bikini Wearing Woman Gets Beat

Biker in a June Hail Storm

Gas Station Theft

Construction Golfer of the DAy

Terrifying Biker Accident

Scooter Driver of the Day

Van Driver of the Day

South Africa Teacher

Mayor in the Sewer!

Poor Horse!

Naked Jumper!

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2016

30

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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If you get drunk and want to get a girl to give you – or at least offer you a blowjob so that you can live out your porn fantasy of face fucking her…

Don’t introduce yourself by saying “titty fuck me like I’m Caitlin Jenner”…

For some reason, people don’t like bad – pop culture – comedy that is more awkward than anything and not just because you squeeze your tits together and stick your tongue out when you say it…

Here are some morning links in the morning…

Girls in Short Shorts – Ass
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Ariel Winter – Tits
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Taylor Swift – Whore
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Kelly Brook – Tits
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Daniela Lopez- Slut
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Girl Catches Catfish – Bare Hands
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Guy Climbs Eiffel Tower – Nuts
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Weird Belly Button Tattoos – Weird
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Iggy Aalea – Garbage
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2016

29

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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The highlight of facebook is that it gives me the opportunity to have fights with an award winning Hollywood producer who called out girls at NOBU for being sugar babies, since girls only fuck with him because he’s a hollywood producer…

Dude called me a misogynist because he doesn’t understand satire and that this is all a joke to me….I guess that’s a general theme of society – they are just morons with no sense of humor who allow people like TRUMP to pander to their moronic brains – not to mention I am a feminist and just give girls a conduit to express themselves and their sexuality however they choose..

I guess he’s just projecting because he actually exploits women but casts them in movies which is glamourous and what can be positioned as giving them their dream, but I’d argure, and I’m right that that’s just pimping at the higher stakes table…

If you pay a girl dog shit, but put her name on the movie poster, in exchange for sex and your own personal gain..because we all know the producer is the one making the money on a movie….while assuming all women are whores because some women are whores, mainly those attracted to rich guy life – when everyone knows they are only on your 55 year old arm at 20 years old and hot because of the rich guy life….

Where as I think all girls are angels, but these kinds of Hollywood characters are the one breaking them, distracting them with glitter and gold…and really fucking up an entire ethos of a society…where celebrity and money is all people care about..when there is so much more to life than celebrity…and money….and money is the root of all evil, it shouldn’t be a motivator and is just a diversion from what actually matters…being fucking human…

You all disgust me… here are some stepLINKS…

Hot Assses
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Caitlyn Jenner thinks Donald Trump is Good for Gays
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Elsa Hosk Models Lingerie….
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Alessandra Ambrosio in a Dress
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Taylor Swift Holding Hands with her New Boyfriend – Cuz She’s a Whore
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How Do You Make A Jeffery And Smoke That Shit
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American Flag and Tits!
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Charlottte McKinney in a Tight Red Dress
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Girl Catches Cat Fish with Bare Hands
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Boob LUGE ends with a Twist!
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Drew Barrymore – Gross Mom of the Day
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Tony Hawk Does a 900
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John Oliver Doping
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Frenchy Morgan is an Amazing – Sheer Top Wearing Fame Whore that Looks like a Clown
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Eliabeth Gilles Tits in a Mag
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Fat Kid – Fitness Instructor
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How Snapchat Filters Work
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Chasing Niagra – Looks Like a Crazy Fucking Event
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Lots of Booty – Lots of Booty
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Calvin Harris is Done Dating Celebs
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Chelsea Handler – Had Two Abortions – But None Ended with her Dead
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Jennifer Garner – Ass in Jeans
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Demi Lovato Thick Legs….
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Weird Belly Button Tattoos
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Sara Underwood in Nature
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Black is Black
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Nina Agdal – In Bahamas Fucking Leo – LOOKS LIKE SHE MADE IT
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Hypnotist on America’s Got Talent
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Candice Swanepoel in Vogue Topless
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Milk Run of the Day
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Obama Sings Drake – Edit…
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Drunk Girlfriend of the Day
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Tyga Moved into Kylie’s Jenner
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Hannah Ferguson Bikini….
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9 Violent Hypnotism on America’s Got Talent
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Josephine Skriver – In Lingerie…
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Sexy Fan Girls….
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Random Tumblr Porn
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Greek Slut in a Bikini
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Good Worker are Hard to Find
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Big Tits and Paint…
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Webcam Girl Gets Off
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Kylie has Big Naked Tits
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Old Pervert Wants the Big Black Cock
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Random Naked Slut of the Day
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Naked Selfies of the Day
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2016

29

Jun

Hannah Ferguson Ocean Drive of the Day

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Hannah Ferguson is some hot rich kid – who thanks to the science of being a rich kid – their mom’s are usually gold diggers and the dad’s are into giving them all they want to make sure that they aren’t ugly…

She’s managed to become a Sports Illustrated model, that doesn’t really hold as much value as it did in the 70s and 80s before, but we can assume that Hannah Ferguson doesn’t need to pursue her dreams, because her trust fund does the working for her, and working for free for the publications is good way to pass the time and feed that ego…

She’s in Ocean Drive – looking good – I like the way her booty pop….because I can appreciate a half naked girl….

Posted in:Hannah Ferguson|SFW

2016

29

Jun

Sarah Paulson TOpless of the Day

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Sarah Paulson is 41 and topless…and that’s all I have to say about that…because I have no idea who Sarah Paulson is and it’s summer, I’m on summer hours and don’t have time to google it. If you’re so interested – you can figure it the fuck out..I believe in you – I am trusting you – I am letting the bird leave the titty nest..

Posted in:Sarah Paulson|SFW

2016

29

Jun

Fergie Ass in Concert of the Day

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Fergie wore lingerie on stage for GAY PRIDE because she’s a proud tranny, but not that proud, she had to fake a pregnancy to explain her kid – and has never come out as tranny, but that hard face that is more delicate with age….thanks to fillers and who the fuck knows but she sure as as hell doesn’t look as haggard as when she was a drag queen on the scene addicted to meth….

So despite being 100 years old, she’s showing off her fitness ass, because she’s the semi-white Beyonce…with high testosterone and here’s a video of her performing – shot with the BEST camera ever…seriously…what the hell happened to this video…

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