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2016

29

Jun

Kylie Jenner Possible Nipple of the Day

Kylie Jenner proved that her tan is fake, her coloring is painted on, and that she’s not a black girl, half black girl, or an Armenian…you know because she’s created an ethnically ambiguous face thanks to modern science and fillers…and by ethnically ambiguous – I mean barely human, more like a cartoon, that coupled with all her photoshopping, makes for a sketch of a human and not an actual person….it’s weird..

But one thing she hasn’t modified yet is apparently that she’s got herself some white girl nipples – all pink and puffy and flashed on her snapchat like whores do…and it’s not her fault, it’s a family thing…it’s a born into a brothel thing…

Here’s her sister no wearing a bra – because why not..maximize the over exposed garbage family..

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2016

29

Jun

Daniela Lopez Osorio of the Day

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No idea who Daniela Lopez Osorio – but I’ll assume she’s some instagram whore on the rise- trying to make it in a world of so many instagram whores – not needing to be real models because modeling agencies will sign and promote anyone with some level of following – and luckily for all these girls – modeling requires no talent – just an ability to not feel like an asshole while posing like an asshole because you’re an asshole with an asshole I’d like to stick my tongue inside to try to eat whatever she had for dinner the previous night – not because I am into shit – but because I’m into hot girls trying to make it who look like this…

So Daniela Lopez Osorio is alright.

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2016

29

Jun

Photoshopped Sophie Simmons Plays Washed Up Model of the Day

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Sophie Simmons is Gene Simmons’ fat daughter, who I guess is less fat, at least based on her back, because why the fuck wouldn’t she be fit, she’s got access to all the money in the world and all it takes is hiring a fucking trainer to whip her into shape on her schedule in her home gym….which would take work…so why work when you have all the money in the world and don’t need to work…or workout…and you can afford all that great food….

I mean that was before she was an instagram model – or aspiring instagram model – addicted to the fame from being on TV, trying to follow her mother’s lead, thinking she’s a little hotter than she actually is thanks to positive reinforcement, trying to be the kind of girl her billionaire KISS dad was into….all while being the collector’s item real KISS fans and collectors are OBSESSED with…

Because she’s looking fitter than she was, but barely, she had a minute where she was about to breakthrough before realizing that plus sized modeling is IN..so bitch squeezed IN to some lingerie…to actually have photo proof that she works…

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2016

29

Jun

Billionaire – Nicola Peltz – Cheesy Inflatable Bikini Porn of the Day

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Nicola Peltz is a hot rich chick who makes me laugh, not just because she’s doing a cheesy inflatable unicorn picture like all the fame-whores, last year the trendy inflatable prop was the massive swan, this year it’s this…a unicorn…ridiculous but that alone doesn’t annoy me or offend me. Anything to get a girl in a bikini, to show the world how good she looks in a bikini…because she looks good in a bikini….so thanks for the update bro..

But the funny thing is that she’s in a fucking movie…she’s a billionaire – yet she’s still low level instagram whoring in attempting to matter in the grand scheme of the entertainment world because money can buy her everything, even movie roles, PR teams and the best outfit and locations but it can’t buy the love and adoration of people everywhere….to validate her existence…

Sidenote, she’s fucked Bieber…

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2016

29

Jun

Nude Joy Corrigan of the Day

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Her name is Joy Corrigan, she’s a Florida based model, probably a sugar baby, but then again who isn’t a sugar baby in this internet generation of wanting to live the rich life, and figuring you can stomach banging a 50 year old in exchange for a good life, because you can rationalize that they take good care of themselves, they workout, and they have nice houses where you can be lazy, do nothing all day, living the medicated housewife life waiting around for them to come home, in really nice egyptian cotton sheets, on a really expensive house that likely has an Ocean View…better than work…

Or maybe she’s Billy Corrigan’s daughter…

I don’t blame hot girls for wanting rich guys instead of jobs, or rich guys for wanting hot young girls who get naked in photoshoots on their quest to become famous…whether they are in LA, New York, or LA – they are all the fucking same…they all run in the same circles, circles I don’t participate in and never would even if I was a billionaire, but that I don’t mind judging while looking at nude pics of a girl, because just appreciating her nude, huge fake tits, remembering her as Charlotte McKInney’s sidekick, isn’t enough for me…

I don’t know much abotu Joy Corrigan, but I know I lover her as much as I’ve ever loved any other woman…and that’s by staring at them tits in sand….black and white…shadows hiding her pussy – so dramatic.

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2016

29

Jun

Michelle Hunziker in a Bikini of the Day

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Michelle Hunziker is a 40 year old mom in a bikini from Switzerland becauase it is neutral territory filled with hot 40 year old moms in bikinis…

My favorite thing about her was her tribal arm band tattoo, but I guess her fit as fuck body isn’t

She’s apparently a TV host / model, she’s got 3 kids, she’s been a bikini before nd will be in a bikini again….I never bother posting her in a bikini – even though she’s always in a bikini and has been for years – because women die at 30 for me – but the 25 year olds of today are so fat – I’m forced to ignore old aging weathered faces – to focus on tight body…It’s crazy to me that a 40 year old mom of three has a tighter body than most 25 year olds…but apparently – it happened…

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2016

29

Jun

Bar Refaeli Definitely Pregnant of the Day

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Bar Refaeli is still pregnant – that baby hasn’t crawled out of her vagina – tearing her apart – giving her big tits purpose as they feed new life – since they’ve stopped performing for her – but did do a pretty good job for her throughout her 20s – from A-List men, to A-List Brands – to having the money to go back to Tel Aviv and fight terrorism from the comfort of whatever luxury apartment she lives in…

Baby making is not hot to me, I don’t like ready to drop porn, but I do like how ugly women feel / or how beautiful they think they look, in this weird emotionally unstable time – that lead to posting big titty pregnant selfies, putting themselves out there, like breeding is a beautiful thing we should rejoice and celebrate – because they are rejoicing and celebriating – when all I want to see is before and after pussy pics…

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2016

29

Jun

Topless “Fashion Blogger” of the Day

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Her name is Brianna Addolorato. I’ve never heard of her – but if the paparazzi are taking pictures of her – it’s safe to assume that she’s got a good scam going on, one that involves knowing who the paparrazzi who will take pictures of anyone in a bikini are – but more importantly, that she has been able to polarize her whore behavior, slutty pics, by calling herself a Fashion Blogger…which basically means zero, just that she tags the clothing she wears, or as she probably calls it “curates”…because justifying her whore for follower behavior, or packaging it as “fashion blogger” you know giving it a bigger purpose – makes brands happier to send money her way…it’s all fucking lies…

But at least she knows her place, gets topless one the beach and keeps the lie alive by reminding us she’s down to fuck, but she can make more money if she pretends she’s not..

Yeah..she’s a fashion blogger, more like a girl with a lot of followers trying to find a purpose or way to sell that audience to make money and live that good life…and fashion blogger is trendier than “I post my ass on instagram”…

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2016

29

Jun

Bella Thorne’s Subtle Outfit / Casual Posing of the Day

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I call pictures like this casual. Where a cunt poses hard and cheesy and owns it. Like the street is her runway and the hired paparazzi her adorning fans – or the people in the audience at the fashion show of her life…

It’s so shameless, so ridiculous, and basically what a group of fame whore girls have been doing for the longest time in their self promotion…financed by the yogurt shop…

I just prefer when the pictures on INSTAgram are more “INSTANT” and not some photoshopped bullshit lies. I prefer when the paparazzi pics are casual, and the girl in them doesn’t want to have her pics taken like she’s having her privacy invading – LIKE SHE IS SUPPOSED TO FEEL WHEN PAPARAZZI HOUND HER…

But instead everyone, especially Bella Thorne, are fame whores, who love the attention, who love the camera, who work it for the camera as part of their marketing strategy and who don’t care how silly they look, because their entire generation does this FOR their IPHONES, at least Bella is on TV and in movies and is doing it for reputable hired paparazzi – like she mattters…

This girl is one of the more relevant names on social media getting work in movies…and this is how she behaves – loving every second of it – reminding me that the glamourous exclusivity of hollywood is done, and it’s just a matter of who can be the bigger fame whore getting half naked – in a bikini top on the fucking street – to get noticed…and it’s really too bad…because if hollywood is so basic, accessible, cheesy and lame…what are the kids going to aspire to…I guess getting half naked on the internet – fingers crossed that they’ll make it…I guess that works for me…so keep it going Bella Thorne…slut on…forever…you 40 year old looking 18 year old gift from the trash can of florida…

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2016

29

Jun

Rihanna Humping the Stage Video of the Day

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“Which one of my Scottish fans took this video???” – Rihanna’s Social Media Coordinator when reposting this video.

So last week this video of Rihanna performing on a glass stage that she didn’t fall through, but she did hump to give fans the illusion of her humping their face, directly on top of the camera, that she obviously knows she’s grinding up on – and because Rihanna lap dancing, slamming pussy in the face of the world is a big deal, it went viral…

I didn’t post it, because I didn’t bother posting it or looking for it, but Rihanna posted it on her social media yesterday – calling out the fan who shot it – who she basically face fucked…because she wanted more people to see it – and since she is my leader, my god, the only thing I worship….I figure I’d post it too…because Rihanna pussy is magical…it made her famous and I appreciate the reminder that after fucking up when the videos came out because I was in a park watching girls tan in bikinis – you know, doing important things, and that I forgot the video existed when I got back to my computer because I’m over stimulated by garbage slutty internet content and I can’t be held accountable – to remember to post..this shit…So thanks for the reminder BAD GAL RIRI…without you this would have gone into archives of my brain amongst all the other bullshit I’ve seen on this internet thing.

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