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2016

07

Jul

Hot Runner Faceplants of the Day

Good times in the most boring, least porny, but those shorts are pretty great – so maybe it is a slutty sport…all those track and field meets – in the locker room, feet young and hormonal people – who can run fast if they get caught…

I still think Summer Olympics suck, and not just because ZIKA virus and high crime rate..but because summer sports..

But when a bitch trying to qualify for the biggest amateur sporting event int he world and she slams on her face with her hot body – I appreciate it….

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2016

07

Jul

Margot Robbie Slutty for Vanity Fair of the Day

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Big girl Margot Robbie is on the aggressive self promotion kick because the stars aligned in some kind of miracle and she’s now the most important person in Hollywood – starring in all the big movies and on the cover of magazines like she’s not some Australian brat pulling some kind of elaborate scam….

People love her and I guess she’s alright…they also get mad when I call her big but I guess they like believing lies…

TO SEE HER – Margot Robbie at some Premiere..FOR A MOVIE SHE SCAMMER HER WAY ON CLICK HERE

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2016

07

Jul

Em Rat Cow Naked Again for Attention of the Day

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Emily Ratajkowski is grinding her vagina against horses because she’s so fancy, high budget, regal and doing weird theatrical nude photoshoots for magazines to ensure she still maintains her position as go to nude model because going Hollywood has been pretty challenging for her and her tila tequila level of talent….

She gave us the tits and is still tits….a great body yes….and that’s about it…which I guess is enough….

Like the female Fabio on the cover of a romance novel…magic

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2016

07

Jul

Ariel Winter Shitting Out Cheetos of the Day

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It would be expected that all Ariel Winter shits out is Cheetos – you gotta feed your feelings of being an exploited by your parents thrown into the entertainment industry to be on a hit show – a great opportunity for the whole family – but more importantly to feed your stupid even after being reduced huge young titties!

Perverts everywhere rejoice!

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2016

07

Jul

Famewhore Bella Thorne is the New Lohan in a Bra of the Day

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Bella Thorne is the new Lohan, not broken or haggard yet – but still has red hair and exploitive parents still not quite at her peak and really could be just a splash in the pan we don’t remember – but there is still hope she gets one hit role to support her hit Instagram where she uses her tits to get hits in a subtle but obvious way – which will make the crash far more enjoyable….

But I don’t mind spending two seconds a day or less paying notice to her antics my life is dull and empty – might as well fill up on junk food like this….

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2016

07

Jul

Loving 30 Year Old Lohan in a Bikini of the Day

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I am still celebrating Lindsay Lohan’s birthday. The big 3-0…

She’s haggard -and amazing….but not overly fat and Her tits are awesome…so she’s doing just fine!

I just pathetic enough to be Trying to figure out her pussy mound / pussy definition is awesome – even a mystery because that’s the first thing I look at in any bathing suit situation….and I am not too sure what I am looking at but I feel like it may be heaven – a shit stained, scabby, heaven…..my queen..

To see the rest click here

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2016

07

Jul

Marloes Horst Topless Photoshoot of the Day

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Marloes Horst is a Victoria’s Secret model who by default is also a Titty model because models aren’t models unless they get topless these days and I guess that’s a good thing if you’re into tits like some kind of queer Titty fetishist…which I guess applies to all of us, women and men included thanks to breast feeding as a baby….getting hooked on or latched on before we knew how to do much…making it the responsiblity of women everywhere to show me their tits…my contact info is at the top of the site where it says contact…

Here she is not naked for playboy by david bellemere because playboy doesn’t do nudity you perverts – not at all – it’s ad friendly this way…

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2016

07

Jul

Charlize Theron Making Out with her Phone of the Day

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Actors are theatrical to the point of being so fucking fake and obnoxious – and I guess a tormented soul from South Africa who was shipped out here in the 90s after her mother murdered her abuaiv me father- which I guess is normal South African Behavior at least if you ask the legless Olympian….

So a broke fatherless model imported to America where she was forced to make it or bust saw some hard times – did playboy in those hard times – looked amazing in those hard times and I guess impressed the guardian angel producer in those hard times because two decades later she’s an Oscar winner and her obnoxious casting couch antics can be saved for public FaceTime calls when the paparazzi is watching – we get it Charlize you’re a big personality with no dad…but millions of dollars. You won! You beat that statistic cuz your street hooker daddy issues are way more luxurious….

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2016

07

Jul

Ashley Benson in Miami of the Day

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Chubby Ashley Benson who is less chubby than she was but was an iconic figure in the youth culture scene because she’s on a hit show that targets them but also because her chubby body mimics theirs making her accessible and even more famous…

I know her from sex scenes in Springbreakers – a movie I like to think represented all that is wrong in the world with kids these days and their shitty rap music and bodies but I guess she’s done other things like this Snapchat from Miami zero erotic but people still care because our lives are pathetic….

Posted in:Ashley Benson|SFW

2016

07

Jul

Cindy Bruna Fashion Nipple of the Day

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