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2023

12

Jun

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

I don’t know if my perversion is getting soft, it can’t be the low testosterone since I’ve been impotent and non threatening in my sexual frustration since I started this website….

But when watching LILY ROSE DEPP , a celebrity child of the Johnny Depp variety, who I thought was hot in all her cankle and midget glory, is currently in a sex based show about nothing but her masturbating and having sex with a really cringe WEEKEND….and I hate every second of it, it just makes me fucking sick and I still think she’s a hot chick, but in last night’s episode they were sexting in person, him telling her to stretch her little pussy and other SEXTING classics and the whole time, I was like wanting to vomit….which was concerning….

I get the same feeling when I see these women from the medical field, in their scrubs, at the job, which in theory would be a turn on if you were talking to a bitch of her who works in the medical field on the night shift while jerking off, but when they publicly post this shit to the internet, I’m like “GET BACK TO WORK GIRLS”….which goes against everything in my soul, but I guess I just hate how the world is run by idiots, how no one works but gets paid and that just annoys me. GET TO WORK GIRLS….or post nudes from work while kids are fucking dying in the other room….HOT….

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Posted in:NURSES

2023

12

Jun

Alexis Ren Bikini of the Day

Alexis Ren is one of the earlier Instagram sluts, so she inspired a whole category of instagram sluts producing travel content in their bikinis.

She went onto get bolt on tits, you know to fill out those bikini betters, as well as attempt to have a mainstream career because she’s an important influencer therefore she must be an important celebrity across the board….and I don’t think she’s any less worthy of being a famous actress or TV star than the other daughters of celebrities who are equally only in it to be on camera….

In these pictures, she’s in a bikini, showing off her body, or her bikini wax but she wants you to know she’s versatile, because she also wears one-piece bathing suits….she’s more than just a bikini on instagram….she’s a one-piece on instagram too….and one day, she may even be a bikini in a mainstream movie or TV show….because dreams come true when you get the bolt on tits.

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Posted in:Alexis Ren

2023

12

Jun

Milf Monday of the Day

MILF by definition are moms that I’d like to fuck, when really I don’t really care to fuck moms, I’d rather they spend their time focused on being moms in efforts to bring up a future of generation that civilization can be proud of…unlike the weird trans children I see with their clearly abusive parents on a daily basis, I’m not talking about Megan Fox specifically, but I did see that story and realize that so many other parents are turning 7 year old boys into girls for their own sick needs and wants and not for the benefit of the child….or there are parents raising their kids on screen, not bothering to have any human time with them who are also shit….so stop producing porn, stop fucking fat impotent dudes from the internet and GET mom-ing.

This MILF post is moms who identify as MILFs, because some self proclaimed MILF and I’ll admit, there are hot slutty moms out there in the world, I’ve seen at least 4 today, whether in leggings with their mom pussy lips basically hanging out, or in summer dresses you know they don’t have panties on underneath, just airing that mom pussy out…and it almost makes me want to shit my pants, ask them to change me and hope for a breast feed when I’m all cleaned up…..something I’m sure they would frown upon since MILFs actually respond to MONEY and NICE things and not grown men acting like babies, but you know, when you don’t have money, you gotta get creative in your mind fuck to get fucked…tap into their MOM instinct and maybe you’ll get to cum.

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Posted in:Milf

2023

12

Jun

Charlotte Lawrence Perverted Birthday Party of the Day

Charlotte Lawrence, daughter of Bill Lawrence, who has won the lottery with a handful of sitcoms, including some that starred her mother, the now mangled faced Kate from Drew Carey…so you know she was raised in a cesspool of shit that is high budget Hollywood brat, think they are important in their weird insular world of other brats, while simultaneously being lame try hard fucks with no substance because of how sheltered their lives have been. You know, no character building when you’re a rich kid. It’s a fact.

Anyways, she’s been attention seeking on social media for a while, rocking her tits and ass out in various ways for attention, since she’s just trying to have fun, have purpose, be relevant, fashionable and current….

But she’s unfortunately the equivalent of the girl I saw walking in bike shorts yesterday, her skinny legs and wide hips allowed for a full on fat pussy view, and when I stared at her pussy, since faces don’t work for my facial recognition she did some dirty look, wanting to yell at me, for looking at what she clearly brought out to show off…

It’s the tit out girl mad at you for looking at her tits that are out, meanwhile she has her tits out for the guys she wants looking at her tits out….it’s confusing…

The reason Lawrence the slutty exhibitionist rich girl is like that girl is because I posted one of her slutty shoots, only for her to demand I take it down, not understanding how the internet works and that creepy perverts perving on young rich sluts, it’s a fetish, have access to the content as much as the people she’s trying to get attention from, probably Sam Levinson from Euphoria based on this asss out outfit.

Yes, this is how fashion works these days, full asses out, I’m into it, but if you look too hard, they’ll yell toxic masculinity, misogynists, leave them alone, creeper, can’t a woman just live without being jacked off to…..

NO.

No they can’t..



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Posted in:charlotte lawrence

2023

12

Jun

Slutty Artist and Other Youtube Shorties of the Day

More of the Slutty Artist

Pantyhose Girl

Ass on a Kayak

Ass on the Beach

Kite Boarding Babe

Butt Shaking

Posted in:Videos|Youtube Shorties!

2023

12

Jun

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

I don’t know if this belongs in a MILKY TIT MONDAY post or in the MILF MONDAY post I am working on, but maybe I’ll just cut and paste the same thing in both since no one fucking reads my bullshit anyway.

The highlight of my weekend was leaving the house and realizing that either there’s another baby boom happening, people busy getting their fuck on, or that I go places pregnant chicks go, because I saw dozens of pregnant chicks, and not hanging out together like they are part of some being knocked up club that we call MOTHERHOOD, or so to be motherhood, and I wasn’t hanging in the maternity clothing store’s underwear section like I should be, but pregnant chicks sporadically appeared everywhere I looked….

To make them more interesting than just some hormonally swollen used up pussy, they were all walking around with their bellies on display, parading that shit around like they were special or like they had a trophy inside them from being CUMMED in, and all I could think of was just how much they were cummed in…

I saw old ladies approach these bellies, all excited at fertility and the blessing of life, and I’m like, pregnancy is a billboard you carry around for 9 months saying “I GET CUMMED IN”…

In fact the whole being a mom thing is pretty slutty, it’s sex to absolute completion and you don’t need chicks sexualizing lactating tits like they are a porn fetish to drive the point home, the BELLY in a tight summer dress is ENOUGH…

But here are those MILKY tits being sexualized by the slutty moms who own them….

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Posted in:Lactating

2023

09

Jun

Rita Ora Bikini Body of the Day

Here’s Rita Ora floating in the pool because she’s rich as shit, plus her husband is rich as shit, so they are collectively rich as shit and can afford to lounge in the pool…

She’s rocking a bikini on her floatation device, which for those of you who don’t know, are an actual fetish to some dudes, even without the Rita Ora with her scaled down built in floatation devices thanks to her recent fitness addiction…yes, dudes fuck floaties…it’s fuckin weird…but I guess we’ve all been there once or twice in our lives after a day in the pool with nothing else to fuck….unwilling to try the pool filter or jet….but to jerk off to that memory is sad…

I’m more into Rita Ora looking like the person taking the pic is about to shoot his load on her face from afar, you know BUKKAKE in the pool pose, so artsy and perverted….

The tits flattened out as she lays on on her back is not the best use of the tits, since a flat chested Rita Ora is a Rita Ora who barely matters, but it’s some good end of week get into summer inspo….I guess….I mean pools and bikinis, that’s all anyone really needs….

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Posted in:Rita Ora

2023

09

Jun

Lea Michele Tuck Game Strong of the Day

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again….

I am convinced that Lea Michele was born a man based on her face alone…

Even with her feminization surgery I still think she was born a man….

I don’t know if she got the CHOP and dick inverted to cunt to live out her act as a woamn…..

But I do know that her “mom” bod bikini posing is in poses that would make tucking her dick quite easy to do….

So she’s not doing any favors of putting those rumors to rest, especially in this ALL BITCHES ROCK CAMELTOE era we are in….UNLESS of course they have dicks….

I will say the looking long and thin and shot from half a mile away almost tricks me into thinking “I”d fuck Lea Michele, unless she’s still got the dick”….but that’s ALL just optical illusions and I will not let that SUCK ME IN….but maybe suck me off…I mean…it’d be gay no to take a dick suck from a dude who looks this much like a chick…right? That’s what they want you to think THESE DEMONS!

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Posted in:Lea Michele

2023

09

Jun

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

Here’s the week on ON/OFF, clothed/nude side by side selfies to remind you that seeing a clothed bitch get naked is really the point of life….and that’s something worth celebrating every friday before going into the weekend….

It’s like sure, clothed chicks can be hot, especially in their really revealing outfits they wear these days, but SHIT….seeing the nude version shot the same time the clothed version was shot is inspiring….

It makes staring at bitches and imagining them nude far less effort and for a lazy mind, in a slutty time, that’s what dreams are made of.


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Posted in:OnOff

2023

09

Jun

Dua Lipa’s Panty Strap of the Day

Dua Lipa’s family is Muslim, so showing off her panty strap is far worse than showing ankles or hands, so you know that she may be victim to an honor killing.

However, I guess that doesn’t always apply to the girls who escape their families or their countries, because some of the biggest tits I see busting out of crop tops and sports bras in ther summer are girls from Jordan or some other country living their best slutty life before going back home when they graduate college to live behind the veil….

This pop star, one the biggest around right now, who may or may not be AI, since nothing is real, especially when viral on TikTok does far worse in the level of HARAM than showing panty pulled up to her shoulder in her outfit….this is actually tame for someone who has clearly lost her path or traded it in for STARDOM….sold her soul for money and fame…which I guess is what everyone wants in these heathen times….

Point of the story, I dig visible panty lines.

Posted in:Dua Lipa