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2016

10

May

Jennifer Lawrence Tits for X-Men of the Day

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Jennifer Lawrence looks like she’s been hanging out with Amy Schumer too much – and eating all her Amy Schumer food…Gettin’ Fat!

But fat or not, I think we can all agree that there’s nothing special about Jennifer Lawrence, other than her tits that we’ve already seen, and thus that should make her less relevant because we got what we wanted and she can fade into obscurity…

Instead, she is still booking huge blockbuster movies for the pay day, huge Oscar style character driven movies for the Oscars, and possibly other independent movies for the street cred that she can act…when anyone with a brain knows acting requires little to no talent…and bad acting is just people insecure about being an asshole while reading lines – but once you get past that feeling like an asshole – you become believable…you know because you’re a liar…

It’s safe to say that Jennifer Lawrence is created by the industry, possibly because she’s dumb, not because she’s crafted this career, but because the industry needs young leading ladies to command big days to keep budgets up. They need to overpay a handful of people to make the industry sustainable…and she won that lottery…it doesn’t mean she’s interesting…

She’s not even appreciative of that GIFT she’s been given, she complains about not getting paid fairly for having a vagina, instead of just taking the fucking money – because no she thinks she’s irreplaceable…

But she is replaceable..they all are…and tits or cleavage or not…stop feeding into this garbage.

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Here she is tumbling – like a clumsy fucking joker – falling – as she does…

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2016

10

May

Charlotte McKinney’s In a Bikini of the Day

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Charlotte McKinney is a set of tits….

That’s it…that’s all…just tits…on a host body…that’s not even that great..but those tits…are tits…and because they are tits…they have gone viral, are celebrated and booking jobs….in what we can assume means hollywood movies like Baywatch and shows like Dancing with the Stars are misogynists who only value a woman for her tits…since that’s all Charlotte McKinney is…yet she still exists in the media…

Down with the Partriarchy…

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2016

10

May

Selena Gomez Fucks with Orlando Bloom and Does Marie Claire of the Day

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Selena Gomez is doing whatever she can to get in the media, including but not limited to fucking up to an cuddling up to Orlando Bloom the actor you assumed was Gay because he dates Katy Perry…

Maybe this is some catty Taylor Swift coordinated scandal to go up against Katy Perry, and publicly embarrass her, or maybe it is a bi-product of Selena’s boyfriend Beiber fucking Orlando’s wife and baby momma Miranda Kerr a bunch of years ago – an incident I was first to report…because I’m so good at this modern journalism…

Maybe it’s just a scandal to get into the news…as these things happen…because all these idiots are connected like some terrible high school we all watch…

Maybe I am ashamed of myself for participating in this nonsense…

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Selena Gomez is doing all she can to get in as much media placement or attenton as possible – hoping to fill up the seats at her new concert tour that has just started….where she will love songs about being an independent child star trained by Disney who had a fake romance with Justin Beiber that she continues to milk because it’s the best PR stunt she’s had to date…

I don’t care for Selena Gomez or her shitty pop music that gets produced because she has a huge fan base – and because people have no taste – and because music producers know how to trick people into liking or thinking they like songs – because humans are pretty fucking basic minds…and the figurehead the attach to the song, who is more a dancing, well trained puppet…

Music and Live Shows makes more money than acting – so this is her cashing in, feeding her ego, and doing press for that tour…she’s shameless..

Here’s the shoot:

Here’s the video…

Here’s some GIFs where you can see that when she’s not photoshopped, her LUPUS bloat is on point – with the pudgy little attention seeking face…

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2016

10

May

Bella Hadid in Some MAgazine of the Day

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Here’s some bootleg sister in a pair of underwear jacked up into her vagina – to keep it all in place after THe Weeknd banged it out….

You see, I know people he fucks while dating “Bella Hadid” and they say he’s got a big dick, and I guess you’d have to when you sing in such a high pitched angelic tone…

Sure my sources may just be angry girls who are mad that he didn’t fuck them when he had the chance because he’s committed to this bootleg sister of Gigi Hadid…but it’s more fun to assume that everything, from her face to her career to her relationship is bullshit…because it is….

It’s the plight of the rich girl who is vapid, egotistical, garbage…but still in magazines because she’s less expensive and selective of the jobs she takes than her more famous sister who’s coattails she rode to be this IMPORTANT and ICONIC forgettable..trash…

But in her defence, I think she’s hotter and more dramatic looking than her candy-coated commercial model sister..so what I am saying is I don’t hate any of these people, I don’t care about their success or their bullshit, I just care about their tits, and Bella’s tits are more interesting because she’s not the famous one….she’s just as vapid though!!!

Here are some pics:

Here’s her nipples…

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Since there is no “Dark and Mysterious Version of Gigi Hadid with more Plastic Surgery Than Gigi Hadid” without Gigi Hadid – this career wouldn’t exist without GIGI’s need to be famous vapid twat….here’s GIGI in a silky dress rockin’ hard nipples…

Posted in:Bella Hadid|SFW

2016

10

May

Ginta Lapina by Gilles Bensimon in ELLE UK of the Day

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Here’s model Ginta Lapina in Elle UK June 2016, shot by legendary old time who has taken pics of everyone – French photographer – who has been in the scene for a long fucking time – probably best known for being married to that bitch who got famous on that Reality Housewives show – but who I like to remember for marrying my favorite model – Elle Macpherson back when she was in her 20s…circa 1988….Gilles Bensimon…

Ginta Lapina is a Latvian model, who according to my Lativan friend is just average looking compared to Latvian girls, who are apparently the hottest breed of communist around….and affordable too….

She is probably best known for doing Victoria’s Secret once, there are a lot of titty models who have booked the big evil billion dollar mall brand once…and you’re lookin’ at one of them…

It’s safe to say, even when knowing ZERO about her…that she dates rich guys an that this is just part of keeping her day rate / night rate / hooker rate up to be able to afford her rent (as if she pays her rent) and her luxury private jet trips (as if she pays for her trips)….

I guess what I’m saying is – Nipples…for fashion…

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2016

10

May

Kendra Wilkinson Mom Stretch Marks of the Day

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Kendra Wilkinson decided to showcase the damage done to her stomach by her children – on mothers day – to show off how disgusting breeding is – even though she claims it has made her happy – probably because she’s a broken woman and also because the baby daddy and tranny fucking father is rich and has money to support her more than she ever thought she’d have – back when she was a ghetto trailer park stripper…

Pregnancy is disgusting and ruins women, unfortunately, women are so delusional that they don’t realize it, or they do – but their hormones don’t allow them to not get pregnant – breeding is what they are told they need to do….

It is amazes me that anyone other than maybe her father, who based on her inbred eyes, clearly believes in fucking family members cuz they are so convenient to creep up on when you come home drunk…. would find Kendra Wilkinson hot…

Even when she was on PLAYBOY I was confused by her existing….but now that she’s posting her ravaged stomach…I am just confused by this kind of body positive “Hey mom’s like unite” like they do at Starbucks after baby swim class – only on instagram…

But none of it takes away from her SEX TAPE

A SEX TAPE I REVIEWED IN ONE OF MY BEST EDITORIAL COVERAGE IN THE HISTORY OF MY MODERN JOURNALIST CAREER

No Seriously….

WATCH THIS PRE IMPLANT SEX WITH A DOWNS SYNDROME TAPE

It’s Brilliant…

I guess what I am saying is BUY HER SEX TAPE …let’s make me some YACHT MONEY off such a TERRIBLE looking Ravaged by Pregnancy crack whore….

Posted in:Kendra Wilkinson|SFW

2016

10

May

Arianny Celeste in Some Photoshoot of the Day

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Arianny Celeste is the stripper with a stripper name who still sometimes strips for the stripper fix….and justify her fake tits…or keep talking about her…because when you look like this, you need that male attention to validate you…

Today, she’s done it in the form of a cheesy instagram style photoshoot…

Her real name is Penelope Lòpez Marquez, she’s 30, she lives in VEGAS, and she is the UFC Hired tits…famous because UFC is Huge….and we can assume she’s used to divert from the homosexual nature of the sport….

Having tits to look at to help the fans who get boners from the fighting gets more PAY PER VIEW subscriptions….because no one wants to be the fag at the high testosterone party that always ends in wrestling after watching the fight…except for the fag who has jock rape fantasies…but you know what I mean…and that is that the older Arianny Celeste gets the more tranny she looks..

Seriously, walk around a bar that showed the fight after the fight and grown men are so pumped and annoying, you know a gang rape is gonna go down…

Not that it matters, what matters is Arianny Celeste….still living…and by living I mean escorting..

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2016

10

May

Caitlin Stasey Titty Flash of the Day

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Her name is Caitlin Stasey. She’s already flashed her tit HERE …because tits are now mainstream, like wearing a shirt but with nipples, giving the milk for free, because this is shit we as men used to have to work for…..now we just get it given to us…almost devaluing tits – but never devaluing tits…because as men – we adore tits…no matter how many tits we see…we’ll still be into the tits…so tits..

I guess what this is more than a set of tits, is a reminder that Australian girls, not just actors looking for fame and fortune and attention, are a lot of fun, with or without their tits…they just love being naked and hot…thanks to being built on a island of criminals in exile….makes for magic…and titty flashes hundreds of years later…

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2016

10

May

Fish Eating Dead Skin Off Vagina in China and Other Videos of the Day

Woman Tries to Prevent her Car from Being Towed

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Gas Station Attendant Sets Robber on Fire

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Mother Makes Daughter Smoke Weed

Student Can’t Get Plaster Off Face

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Employees VS Customer Brawl in Atlanta

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2016

10

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I realize that 90 percent of the reason girls don’t send me vagina pictures is because they hate their vaginas…

They think they are too meaty, not pink enough, disgusting…

So as men, and lesbians who hate me, we need to come together and tell women that all pussy, no matter how meaty and penis-like, except maybe for Bruce Jenner’s vagina, is a vagina worth celebrating by taking pictures and sending them to me…because I’ve never met a vagina pic from a random girl I don’t know from tinder I don’t like..

Celebrate that pussy to make girls celebrate their own pussy with pussy pics…

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Eva Mendes Pussy is Jacked Up by New Mexican Babies
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Semi Truck – Close Call
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Jennifer Lawrence Cleavage Doesn’t Make Her Interesting
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Skydivers Plays Harry Potter QUIDDITCH – WEIRDNESS
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Rapper Wrecks his Bentley…Sure He Did
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J.Lo in a Bikini
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Hot Female Chefs
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Crazy Corn Eating Hair Removal – You’ve Seen, But I’m Not Over It
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Natasha Oakly Fat Girl Tits
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