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Is Eva Longoria’s Ass Real of the Day

Emma Roberts is Pregnant and Ashley Benson is in a Thong in Bikinis of the Day

Suki Waterhouse Flashes her Ass of the Day

Em Rata and her Muppet Face of the Day

Halle Berry in a Lingerie Outfit Despite Being 100 of the Day

2016

May

Kefera Buchmann Topless on Snapchat of the Day

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Kéfera Buchmann is a a Brazilian actress, youtuber and comedian….apparently….

She’s got 6.9 Million Followers on her Instagram …. and she’s not even that hot…we can assume its because the general public has ZIKA virus and their small brains can’t help buy buy into her…

I’ve never been to Brazil, but I know it is the land high AIDS rate and TRANNY prostitute availability makes it a place you probably don’t want to find yourself…it’s the reason AIDS has been included in some famous PORN scenes…not to mention I visit LIVELEAK daily (click stepNEWS in the header) and all the most fucked up murders happen in Brazil…but that doesn’t mean it’s not amazing…

Like you, I have been fed that Brazilian models with nice round ass, who may or may not have penis, thanks to the Victoria’s Secret team loving their asses..so I am a believer, even if this Kefera Buchmann is not that exciting – even in her “scandal” for more press, because what the hell else is there to do when you’ve already got 6.9 Million followers..

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2016

May

Selena Gomez Topless Gif of the Day

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Someone just emailed me this picture of Selena Gomez’s shirt evaporating, obviously created by some nerd who wishes his superpower was vaporizing shirts, but more importantly, created by some guy who sat at hime and colored her shirt to skin color….taking the liberty to decide what her nipple color is…and belly definitions is…probably took dude a couple of hours, but even if it took 30 seconds, shit is creeepy as fuck…so creepy that I have no choice but to post it and support this behavior…

It’s like keep the predators off the street and put them behind computers making porn out of their favorite celebs they obsess over…

Seriously, whoever made this is someone you don’t want to let babysit your kids…

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2016

May

Natasha Poly and Other Models are Topless in Vogue Paris of the Day

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Natasha Poly is a Russian model, not a whore, stop thinking like that…you asshole…

If this was 1985 communist Russia, on a cold cement floor, where this girl was born….forced to fend for herself at the age of 12, because both her parents died of hypothermia in a work camp taking our heroine on an international whirlwind life in the sex trade….suckin’ dick internatiomnall for the mob…until realizing they could make her a model…I would be more into Natasha Poly…

But the real story is that started modeling in 2004, she is married…which kinda makes her really fucking boring…at least to me…because rich chicks married to rich dudes…living the rich life…that she takes a break from every so often for a huge 1,000,000 dollar ad campaigns to seem busy or productive….isn’t really all that inspiring to me….

I like my girls more broken…and desperate…down on their luck and hungry..

So here she is in VOGUE representing nothing good…because I think the focus should always be on the actual whores who don’t make it…they have more personality, substance and edge…

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2016

May

Couple Has Sex On London Bus an Other Videos of the Day

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Toronto Area Costco Brawl!!! Canadian Dreams…

Chinese Man Eats Off Tits at Work

Fridge Falls on Thief

The Elephant Massage

Crazy Jumper

Fight in Cranston RI

Drunk Driver Accident of the Day

Worker Hits back

Drunk Driving Nap

Angry Woman VS Truck

Kid Gets Electrocuted Playing Video Game

Florida Gator…Looks Fake

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2016

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I am out of jokes…I guess they are like cumshots and eventually dry up….but the nice thing is that I’ve morphed into a joke…my existence is a joke…and that alone becomes more valuable than any clever play on words about sluts…that makes people laugh…I call it really committing to the joke that it no longer exists…

Everytime I am face to face with a girl and I crack a joke, they just look at me awkward, maybe even scared and I realized that what may have been laughable in the 90s…is just terrifying when it is pushing 50…

It was memorial day, I saw a lot of tributes to your freedom and soldiers with bikini pics…so I went out to a bar in Canada and tried to convince girls to call me Johnny Depp so that I could throw my phone at them…

Not one of the girls laughed…maybe it was because they were a group of liberal arts lesbians….or maybe it was because I am just not that funny..

The good news is that there are always going to be tits.

Here are some morning links…

Girls Tugging at Clothes
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Man is Very Mad at his Neighbor’s Cable
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Melissa McCarthy Porn….I mean…In Ghostbusters…But Someone Jerks Off to This…
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British Reality Whore
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Amber Heard Laughing to the Bank
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Kirsten Dunt EROTICA
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Some Whore with a Surfboard
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Anyone Else Jerking Off to These Amber Heard Pics
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French Prankster Vs Hospitals
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Search Party – Stupid Comedy Movie Trailer
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J.Cole Makes Beats on the Bus
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Asshole Driver of the Day
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Wolverine Kill Count
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2016

May

Kylie Jenner Memorial Day Bikini Party of the Day

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Kylie Jenner is fucking garbage. I know it’s not entirely her fault that she was raised in this shit, exploited at a young age and doesn’t know better….and I know this is all probably a well calculated joke to her that allows her to really love all the attention she’s getting and all the money she makes doing virtually nothing…but the mangled body that looks like she’s stapled flesh onto herself – in efforts to look cute or hot – and not like the fat chick she is is just odd…freak of nature at 18….and it’d be nice if her and her family self destructed…yet we still feed into the garbage…despite hating the garbage…because it looks and acts like garbage…GARBAGE>

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2016

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s Memorial Day…why am I doing the links?

Oh right…because I am Canadian…and even if I wasn’t Canadian…I am anti social and hanging out with people, even in bikinis, would be very tedious and boring for me – and I’d rather be on my couch looking at my wall – because that’s really living..

Luckily – dream girl Marlena Posa is taking over my snapchat – applying suncreen…so follow that – she’s in a bikini…

I am going to try to convince the girl gardening across the street to wear shorter shorts to make watching her from across the street more enjoyable – she’s married – and will appreciate the male attention – they all do..

Drink hard – as you celebrate fallen soldiers – the way they’d want you to…or the way they’d be celebrating if they didn’t die because they were forced to join the army because they couldn’t afford college out of High School…

Here are stepLINKS…

Memorial Day Weekend – Bikinis
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Jane Fonda to Remind You of When You Jerked Off to Jane Fonda
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Barbara Palvin’s Short Shorts in Monaco
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Bieber Sucking Lewis Hamiton’s Bottle is Very Fucking Gay
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Lego Ghostbusters Weirdness
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Largest Bonfire in the World
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So Many THigh Gaps
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Alicia Vikander in a Bathing Suit
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Pregnant Megan Fox in Leggings
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George Clooney – VS – The Pope
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Kaley Cuoco’s Boyfriend of 2 Months ALready Moving In Because Rich Actors are Needy as Fuck
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Wheel of Fortune Tie
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Mercedes Driver – Pissing Off Ambulance Crew
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Emily Ratajkowski – Birthday Whore
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Donald Trump’s Hair Meets His Police Escorts
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Throwback Rose McGowan Naked
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Terrifying Tattoed Chick named Jamma Lucy’s Tit Popping Out
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Some Low Level Celebrity’s Lower Level Sister in a Bikini Top
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Guy Catches Chipmunk Stealing Food
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Pixie Lott in a Bathing Suit
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Flat Earthers are Debunking Space X
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Patrick Schwarznegger’s Girlfriend is a Model
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Adele’s New Home
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Girl Cuts Line – gets Pick Pocketed
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Great White Shark Cage Swimming in South Africa
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Alcia Vikander White Bikini Slut
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Memorial Day – America Dreams
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Chloe Grace Moretz Cameltoe
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Child POrn Charges of the Day
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Disgusting Chrissy Teigen Braless for Attention
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Rubiks Cube VS Hydraulic Press
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Jennifer Lopez – Bikini Top
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Some Brit Reality Star in a Bathing Suit
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View of a Landing Jet
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Some Comedian Was With Johnny Depp when he threw the Phone – Says Amber Heard ins a Whore
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HUGE TITS!
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Random Tumblr Porn – Chosen By Me
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Lindsay Pelas – Tits
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Upskirt Walk
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Classic Pinup Tits
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Sluts in the Shower
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Slut Loves Chicken Pee Soup
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Golf..
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Nasty Bitch and her Dildo
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Cam Show of the Day
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Lollipop Pussy for the Yeast
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Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

May

Britney Spears is the Memorial Day Queen of the Day

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This is the hottest Britney “the mom years” Video ever…

Like the homecoming queen, or the prom Queen, or the Queen of England, or the queen at the drag show doing its make-up – Britney Spears is Everything..and this video she posted is what makes her the Memorial Day Queen..

It’s a little slow motion, pull out of the pool and beach yourself in a bikini….

She is our forever girl. She’s forever. She is always. Not just on Memorial Day and not just someone we’ve left in the early 2000s, she’s iconic and immortal…even when she falls a apart….and for that she is a spirit to us all…just not her family, she’s a puppet to them…that’s how the afford the pool…

Let this video inspire you…for a better tomorrow…and that you may need to be a medicated sculpted hunk of muscle and flesh to really be careless and free…or maybe you just need to be rich and Britney Spears to really not give a fuck…or maybe we can all be like this…so girls….get in your fucking bikinis…

This is what everything is about..EVERYTHING..

Posted in:Britney Spears|SFW

2016

May

Kate Hudson’s Used Old Lady Mom Ass in a Bikini for Memorial Day of the Day

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Kate Hudson is some whore who has a pretty impressive ass considering it has been violated since she was young by everyone in Hollywood – thanks to her being the cute daughter of Goldie Hawn, before she was able to leverage that family connection to star in her own movies and make her own stupid money…leading to more and more people wanting to fuck her…including, but not limited to Owen Wilson who tried to kill himself over this ass when he was in some tormented rock bottom…something I’d never do if I was Owen Wilson…not that I am Owen Wilson, but that would be a funny twist in this site’s existence if I was…and this was my hobby where I got to blast celebrity sluts that I hate for wronging me or some shit…but unfortunately…I’m just a deadbeat who hates on these girls because why the fuck not…they’re not all that great…and we can’t fuck them…and therefore should hate them…it’s our right…

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2016

May

Topless Vanessa Paradis for Johnny Depp’s Passion of the Day

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Vanessa Paradis and her Daughter the hottest Lily Rose Depp are going public by saying that Amber Heard is full of shit and her Domestic Abuse claims are just a whore trying to get attention – even though Depp probably did get mad at that cunt, I mean she totally manipulated him with her pussy – for whatever reason and she represents his weaknesses…because everyone besides him saw her agenda..that she’s still trying to manipulate by coming across as the VICTIM…

I am convinced – she punched herself in the face, and even if Depp threw a phone at her, she likely deserved it and is getting paid better than any of her acting gigs for this hustle…

What better way to celebrate a win for everyone but AMBER HEARD the hooker, that some Paradis tits recently published in some magazine…

Posted in:Vanessa Paradis