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2023

07

Jun

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

Make like a pussy and EAT YOUR DAMN PANTS….

I don’t know if the hormones in the food, the general horniness and perversion of a morally void society, or all this tranny shit is responsible for girls walking around with their pants up their cunts…..

But I do remember a time when the only cameltoes being had were on old ladies in jeans a size to small, or fat ladies in a size too small, or hot chicks who got off to fucking their panties for you, you know pulling them up into themselves as part of some sort of VIP sex show….

Now, hot chicks, normal chicks, young chicks, chicks who aren’t moms, girls with thin pussy, not just fat pussy, are walking around with their pussies pretty much out, and for the pussy fanatic, the pussy FAN BOY, the LETS CELEBRATE PUSSY kind of guy that I am, it’s great…

It may not makes sense to me, how did it happen, is it really just the result of tight pants being a trend, because there seems to be more to it…but yeah, it may not make sense to me, but that doesn’t mean it’s not WONDERFUL!

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2023

07

Jun

Lea Michele Bikini Tuck of the Day

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During the height of GLEE, when Lea Michele was shoved down all of our throats despite having never seen an episode of Glee, yet here I am decades later still remembering the busted down broken down looking asymmetrical face that didn’t belong on TV, who is only known from being on GLEE…..

But yeah, during her peak, I was convinced she was a tranny, who was put on puberty blockers at a young age, so that she’d end up with a long lasting career, and not losing her singing voice that they knew was a money maker for the family, as she’d never have it crack like Joe from NKOTB…and I’m sure most of the other boy bands who hit puberty that aren’t little bitches like Justin Timberlake…

Anyway, the idea of puberty blockers and all that shit is pretty much everywhere now, they are coming after your kids as they turn them all into THEYS when THEY is a weird construct of man, not female or male as they try to tell you while they fight with logic and truth.

So at the time, I was pretty progressive for calling it out because you wouldn’t see 4-5 trannies or THEYS at the grocery store on any given day because the indoctrination and hormones in the water hadn’t really taken hold…..

Now, it’s like 80 percent of kids are doing the LEA MICHELE switch-up, but back then, they just believed she was a chick, that her pregnancy was real and I’d be like “DON’T YOU SEE THAT FACE THOUGH?”….

Well, she’s on the beach, in swimsuit, showing her masculine ass, dick tucked up it we assume, but can’t tell because she’s smart enough to LONG SWEATER this shit…

Isn’t it fun to reminisce. NOSTALGIA..

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2023

07

Jun

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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Stoner chicks may not be the hottest, in their dumpy, sloth, half dead, gamer, unshowered, covered in snack foods, buried in take out boxes, rocking dirty oversized sweatpants, but we take what we can get.

PLUS, we use whatever tools that are available to us to get our fuck on, and anything that gets a girl a little out of her rational state of way too uptight and in control, is the VIRTUAL assistant we all need…..FUCK AI, get girls stoned and maybe your chances of fucking go from 0 to 1 percent, which is really a huge fucking increase in chances, even though you’ll likely not make it happen…it’s something…

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2023

07

Jun

Woodbabee Chugs a Drink While Holding Fat Tit of the Day

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Woodbabee is some chick who keeps popping up in my feed because the algorithm man….

It wants me to see glamour model looking fat fake titty girls who do some woodworking and carpentry tutorial shit like she was Pam Anderson on Tool Time, only you can probably google her and see her insert tools, or wood she’s lathed into a bat shape, you know whilst doing her cabinet making and carpentry half naked for youtube.

The fact is that I don’t hate on girls who decide to use their slutty big personalities to get noticed or to get paid and I actually celebrate or encourage them to build their slutty content around an interest, a talent, a hobby….whether that’s GOLF, Woodworking, making puzzles, knitting, baking, who fucking cares, as long as it’s not just doing gay ass poses for the camera with intense facial expressions of weirdness.

Anyway, Woodbabee is on vacation where she’s CHUGGING a drink…holding a tit, all for the fun of social media content production because the world is a depraved and wonderful place…..

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2023

07

Jun

Weight Watcher Wednesday of the Day

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I am all for inclusivity, I figure let anyone do and say whatever the fuck they want and if they can find success with it, good on them, I don’t give a fuck either way what they do….

Which means, I am all for inclusivity including people who hate certain things that are being normalized or included into general hive mind collective consciousness of society.

Like, I don’t care that fat chicks exist and sexualize themselves, but I do care that I can’t call it gross.

I don’t care that brands hire fat chicks, but I do care when they replace hot chicks with fat chicks, instead of just giving the fat chicks their own kind of side show.

I don’t care that fat chicks think being fat as fuck is healthy, empowered and fierce, but I do care that they tell young people that it’s ok to be fat, despite all evidence being the opposite, but why focus on evidence, THAT IS YOUR SCIENCE, BIGOT….

So when I see the woke mob charging and fighting for the marginalized in an annoying way, I also see them targeting the hotties….or last night, the woke mob pushing gay shit, went after the Muslim migrant community that they’ve also defended, it’s like a fucking confusing warzone….

In said warzone, you are categorized transphobic if you don’t accept a man turned woman as being a woman because they decided to be a woman, and you choose to not want to fuck their vagina or suck their dick since they didn’t get a vagina yet…..

So it’s probably fatphobic to fat fat vile….so maybe the RIGHT thing to do to fit in, to be a good person, is to jerk off to some of this shit….it’s INCLUSIVITY….DUH…

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Posted in:Fatty

2023

06

Jun

Denise Richards is Still Participating in the Humiliation Ritual of the Day

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I am sure I’ve been hating on Denise Richards for as long as I can remember, because I do remember being told she was a low key prostitute working for famous Hollywood Madams, which made total sense after realizing she really on worked a handful of movies, none really memorable besides Wild Things where she dyked out with Neve Campbell and that giant pussy Kevin Bacon….

I never really thought much of it, until the Charlie Sheen scandals involving all the porn chicks he fucked and the HIV he tested positive for, while his Two and Half Men job was pulled from him….

I thought, if he’s into whores and trannies, then Denise Richards is either a whore or a tranny and based on their kids, I’m going with whore….

I figured she was rich enough from the divorce, child support, other projects she was involved in, so that we’d never really know her true colors, just get her on housewives where she plays and rich mom and leave it at that….

BUT THEN OnlyFans happened and Denise Richards couldn’t help herself, she had to see how much dudes would pay for her slutty old lady selfies, and despite it being real gutter bottom feeding shit, she keeps going, like she’s either making dumb money off the fans, or trying to figure out how to make big money off the fans, or like it’s an S&M Dom vs Sub relationship where her role is to do what she is told and she’s being told to do this shit….

It’s definitely challenging to jerk off to, even if sad sacks of shit are the only thing I know sexually….not being able to jerk off to her, is really confusing.

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2023

06

Jun

Leni Klum’s Tits Keep on Going of the Day

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I posted some of the pictures from this campaign that Leni Klum has dropped on us pretty aggressively, I guess her mom is putting the pressure on and threatening to cut off the allowance if she doesn’t use her god given talents and her birthright from being born to Heidi Klum to good use, because those tits aren’t going to show themselves off and really lazy rich kids don’t typically have the self starting drive to deliver the tits to the public, even through opportunities that were dropped in their lap….

Heidi is a little more aggressive, realizes that she’s rotting away in her old age and that Leni better get going with those tits, you know act like she’s got the daddy issues she should have since she was born out of wedlock because Heidi was letting multiple dudes cum in her, they’ve narrowed her dad down to SEAL or the F1 Scammer from Beneton fame, and I’m going with the Italian…

Anyway, the star child is working it in these snap shots, which probably didn’t take much effort, but she’s got tits, is in lace, is being racy and cock-teasing and that’s the kind of celebrity kid you should jerk off to the way Heidi really wants you to, because it keeps the family going…..and this is the shoot that keeps on giving…

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2023

06

Jun

Lily Rose Depp’s Nudity of the Day

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I realize that I’m a day late on the Lily Rose Depp nudity and I blame being a hater for that.

You see, I think the dude who did Euphoria is a full on scammer rich and connected kid who ripped off a concept from an international market and made some dark high school mental trash fast food clickbait version of a TV show….

Sure, it’s full of nudity, Sydney Sweeney, who when clothed is really not hot, but when those huge tits are out is fun to watch simulate sex as a High School student, which in and of itself should be frowned upon, yet here it is, the most popular show…

That popularity obviously gave an entitled rich kid the validation that he needed to feel like he’s a genius, an AUTEUR of his time….so with that winning formula and with his BFF production partner – THE WEEKEND, not the WEEDKDAY….he put together more masturbatory fodder you can probably masturbate to, this time with Lily Rose Depp….

So, on the surface, I’ve thought Lily Rose Depp was a hot cankle rockin’ hip and fashionable, entitled and annoying Hollywood rich kid who. had something to prove, but I liked what she looked like, so let her prove it.

I never thought she’d be a brilliant actor, and she probably knew that as well, so what’s the next best step, get onto what will be a hit show, because of that winning formula…

So why bother writing words, plot, story, or anything, just find your target puss, one who wants fame and credibility so bad, because she feels she deserves it, and strip her down edgy to make noise..then for 45 minutes keep her tormented soul naked or near naked…which as a concept should be amazing and exciting…..

I am a dude who rented movies strictly based on the nudity, because I didn’t have the attention span to watch movies, but I did have the power to push the pause button….so in theory attention seeking nudity is good enough for me, from a marketing perspective, to story telling, fuck just keep bitch naked….

For some reason, it annoyed me, even though I liked her tits, her ass, the whole thing was just fucking annoying and that made me mad.

Something I was supposed to love….was just so fucking bad….but the screenshots of her tit, cum covered face and ass are ok….just not when it’s all working together in a movie format…but all that nudity from Lily Rose Depp’s makes it all good…..which I guess is the point!

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2023

06

Jun

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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There was a time before memes, where sites like this were the foundation of offending the pussies of the internet and it was a good time…

Slowly, the site became less and less offensive, boring and people realized that reading some idiot’s opinion is a waste of fucking time, especially about celeb tits no one actually cares about….when there are so many funnier memes on the internet offending the pussies of the internet more effectively because they actually go viral….

So in the last 10 years or so, there’s been no trolling, the site barely exists, yet for some reason, the ONLY post that I do that generates hate is the TINY TIT post…

So I can post racist shit, anti-vaccine shit at the peak of people wanting the world vaccinated, I can post basically anti-gay shit, or complain about how it all went wrong when giving women the right to vote and NO ONE, not one single cancel culture freak gets notified or bothers….no FEMINIST groups against misogynistic cyberbullies who endorse suicide when it comes to losers give a fuck…

But post up tiny tits, and I get all the hate….

They call me a fag…..into little boy bodies…and when I see grown women naked, tits out, all tight bodied, with nice asses and toned stomach, perky little tits and hard nipples, the last thing I see is a little boy body….

To think REAL tits anger so many, makes me understand why we have a gay pride month, ya’lll are the faggots…not the TINY TIT SUPPORTER that is ME!

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2023

06

Jun

Kendall Jenner Slutty Bikini Shoot of the Day

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Kendall Jenner is probably the prized Kardashian. She may not be the one with the billion dollar brands, or who can be labeled a billionaire for bullshit over priced products, but she was gifted a Tequila brand that you know will likely sell for a billion dollars down the line….

Her purpose in the world of Kardashian thanks to being tall, thin, and not a fucking troll looking bitch, is to play the fashion model, to give the other pigs some relevance in the fashion world, besides being big shoppers or pushers of designer clothing on girls who can’t afford it so they turn to whoring…you know just making the world a better place with their vapidness….

I like to think she’s the vagina they moulded for Bruce, but then I wonder if she’s actually even got a vagina or if they transitioned her pre-puberty for the sake of the family business, knowing an athletic boy who doesn’t go through puberty would have a better shot at being a model, than one of the troll looking women….but then in this era, they’d obviously leverage that since they leverage everything…

It’s easy to hate on the Kardashians, they love it and don’t care, because they’ve won at this social media marketing hustle if winning is bank balances, which apparently it is….

So whores or not, demons destroying society or not, I’ll still look at Kendall bikini, why the fuck not….

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