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2016

09

Jun

Paula Abdul Gets Puked on So You Think You Can Dance of the Day

If you watch this young girl for about a minute, you’ll see a girl throw up on Paula Abdul…which may represent you current mood, it represents my current mood..and the Paula Abdul didn’t know how to deal with it, not because she’s famous and doesn’t get puked on but because she is the one who is normally throwing up. All those meds…all that booze…you know…life..

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2016

09

Jun

Kate Upton Fat Vagina Slip at 24th Birthday of the Day

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Kate Upton has been working out – really fucking hard…but is still fat, with her fat tits and apparently a fat vagina that is sticking out her bathing suit that she boldly wore out in public – because she’s a bikini model, we’ve all seen naked in leaked nudes, so why not put your vagina out there when feeling good about yourself, when it’s your day…

I’ve wondered why she was so famous while being so fat – because it was an era before the whole fat model was the only model…she was an innovator we should hate for moving focus away from skinny bitches…but it was all about the tits…tits matter.

She’s only 24, so accomplished yet almost forgotten…and her metabolism is only going to slow down from here…so take it in, all of it in…

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Here’s her flat – huge square ass..

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Here is her humpin fitness – she’s made her full time job – because what the fuck else is she gonna do all day everyday

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2016

09

Jun

Lindsay Lohan Panty Flash of the Day

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Lindsay Lohan revisited her past by hanging out with old friends, like the Kardashians and her lesbian Yahoo heir Courtney Semel – like it was 2004 and they were all 12 years younger and the talk of the town – and not a group of bootleg, old timer, horrible humans…and she really got into that role of Lindsay Lohan from her youth – since all these actors have no souls or identity they are just fucking puppets always acting – and aren’t real…but in reconnecting with that character from her past – she flashed her panties, that should have been her pussy which is just as red in pubic hair and scabs – which I guess is better off covered – no need to go back down that road….not now that she’s engaged to be married and all that other bullshit she’s up to…even though this is the only LOhan I like.

I guess what I’m trying to say is that I am in love with Lindsay Lohan. She’s the only thing that matters!

Here she is posing hot with water…

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2016

09

Jun

Rita Ora in a Bikini of the DAy

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Rita Ora is a whore in a bikini….because that’s what whores who are aspiring Rihanan’s do….they model for brands, get paid by brands, to make themselves seem or feel like they are hotter than they actually are….

It’s a good tactic to trick rich guys who buy into their bullshit and give into them with record deals and marketing money because she has proof, actual photo evidence, that someone put together a shoot of her in a bikini so that’s proof she’s hot, right?? RIch guys love bitches when they are published / half naked, espcially with big aspiring popstar who has been doing this too long to be considered aspiring and should accept her low level success tits…

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2016

09

Jun

Cindy Crawford and Her Daughter for a Campaign of the Day

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Cindy Crawford is still whoring herself out – to help whore out her daughter – as these people who made a lot of money – just being themselves – it’s a solid scam – that opens doors and makes for a great life – that leads to billionaire husbands and world travel – because why spend your trust fund on your lifestyle – when brands can do it for you.

I guess it’s combination of Cindy Crawford’s daughter wanting to be a little Kardashian – who has a huge audience on social media – because that’s where the relevance, ego and everything lives – and these rich kids love that….

But it’s also got to do with Cindy Crawford finding a second life in modeling – riding her daughter’s youth…because all these people are narcissists and their self worth relies on it…

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2016

09

Jun

Bieber Fist Fight of the Day

Everyone seems to hate Justin Bieber because he’s a little cunt…and here’s the little cunt, who think she’s invincible fighting with some big black guy – because that’s what happens when little pussy bitches are coddled and rich and don’t realize that they can get hurt – because they’re always so well taken care of…unfortunately, it didn’t end with death…

I was in a cab with some Vietnam vet who I guess turned Canadian cab driver and along with talking about fucking hookers and loving hookers despite not having a functioning cock thanks to hard drugs…he went on a rant about how if someone offered him 100 dollars, he would slip Bieber’s throat and rip out his vocal cords himself…I think he was a little too passionate about Bieber….maybe ex addict turn the impotent sexual frustration turns people fucked…

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2016

09

Jun

Georgina Stojiljkovic is Eastern European Babe of the Day

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Georgina Stojiljkovic is in some Serbian version of some fashion magazine – and she is posing all Glamourous and luxurious – because there are billionaires who are over the top in Eastern Europe, long gone are the days of cold cement floors and no running water…and when you’re a babe – like Georgina Stojiljkovic you don’t really need to make those billions, because those billionares will make you…with their penis….sex work comes in all forms because people like to come.

I know nothing about her, I didn’t even google her, because why bother, she’s lovely enough for me….to look at in a photoshoot of who the fuck cares…

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2016

09

Jun

Rihanna is Killin’ It at her Self Produced Shoot of the Day

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Rihanna is the kind of narcissist and ego who brings a photographer to Barbados – where she is from and where I guess she lives for tax purposes – but is also a beautiful yet slow paced place where they isn’t much going on – even when things are going on – so to keep herself busy and I guess feeling relevant her and her team stage instagram style shoots of her whoring out in a bikini – like an instagram model – because I guess she likes being in front of the camera – it ties into her need to be in front of the camera, the only place she feels at home – even when at home – where her peers all look at her like a zoo animal…not because of her resemblance to Harambre – but because she’s rich as fuck – and a cunt – who mistreats them…

Fascinating…but only because she’s hot, she’s great, she’s magic…

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2016

09

Jun

McKayla Maroney’s Olympic Gold Ass of the Day

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Olympic gymnast living the Olympic gymnast dream…who is no longer a Gymnast but is still an Olympic winner who is actually living her gymnast stage mom dreams…stage mom that probably saw that glimmer of talent in and that she in turned into a reality thanks to hard work, hormone therapy and teaching your kid a lessing in whoring their happiness for bigger dreams..

You know there was some negotiation every time Mckayla Maroney tried to quit growing up, because kids don’t care about this shit, they just want a normal life…they don’t care about getting up at 5 am to do cartwheels, they just want to go to the mall….

And I guess some of those concessions were that once she got a gold, she could quit and become an instagram whore for her fans…which is what she’s been doing since she won…

I know you don’t really care about her and her fit ass now that she’s not 14 anymore…but thanks to all she’s been through – she still looks 14…and in a tight dress…so go go go …

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2016

09

Jun

Marina Orlova’s Russian Leaked Pics of the Day

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Marina Orlova is a Russian youtube celebrity who did or does some video called HotForWords – that I have a feeling I’ve seen over the years – where she explains the definition of a word or something – I am far too lazy to look into it…I just know she’s American based….

Apparently these are leaked nudes, that we know were probably not leaked at all – because once you’ve made that youtube money – you gotta do something to next level it…and nudity or softcore nudity – seems to be the answer…

She’s Russian, and Russians are hyper intelligent, well trained and disciplined and she knows what she’s doing….

She’s Russian and even with average at best tits, is still amazing…

Sure I prefer when the RUssia we all liked, back when it was communist and very fucking poor, where the people just craved Levis and Michael Jackson….while fighting for rationed toilet paper.. I liked Russia when it was regulated, when their TV and video equipment was from the 1950s, when their whores had to actually escape and risk their lives…that’s when all these hot Russians were bred.

But these hot Russians taking over the free world, while sex working strategically – you know as models or instagram stars – or hyper intelligent youtube stars – also works…even if it’s not the workcamp kind of work I’m sure their mother’s had to work while raising them in their cold water communist ruled flat…

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