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2023

06

Jun

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

When I look at all these tight pants on the internet, I realize that there’s a large percentage of girls in tight pants who know exactly what they are doing when they slip into those tight pants.

When I decide to leave the house to reconnect with society and see what’s going on in terms of style and half nakedness in public as we become a hornier, sluttier, exhibitionist society…..I always wonder if the tight pants girls even know they’re being shameless whores for dudes like me who have the ability to jerk off to the tight pants….

Or are they just such exhibitionists, that have been naked or half naked so many times on the internet and in life, that they don’t even realize they are in tight pants, they are just pants or that people are looking at them in tight pants, because they live in their own world….and tight pants are just normal…

When I see the girls in tight pants with their sweaters around their waists, covering their asses, I know they aren’t fully comfortable and 100 percent aware that we can see their big ass…but that happens less and less than the American Apparel / Lululemon days……but it still happens….

So when I see the girls in tight pants, pussy forward, shorts up their cunts, I am convinced they well aware that they are giving boners to the perverts, but not caring they are giving boners to the perverts, until the perverts remind them and they get mad…

When I see them go to the internet to upload the tight pants, to not let it go to waste, I know they know what they are doing, no matter how casual “this is style” they pretend…

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2023

06

Jun

Ariel Winter Still Exists of the Day

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Ariel Winter, who is some mental case child star with all kinds of mental health issues, because they tell these idiots that they have mental health problems, to jack them up on brain numbing medications, so that they can easily control them….mental health issues are a myth motherfuckers, it’s called being immature pussies who can’t figure out their shit, that’s all.,…it’s not a disease…

Anyway, the Modern Family star who great up before the eyes of a lot of perverts. You know the kind of guy who watches his neighbor’s kid grow up, until realizing she’s hit prime ripeness and is legal to jerk off to at 18 when she’s sitting by the pool tanning.

I can’t relate, my neighbors don’t have kids or pools and I didn’t watch Ariel Winter on Modern Family, since I’ve never seen an episode of the show….so I’m immune to any weird attachments weird people who are clearly mentally stunted enough to sit through one of those shows would go through.

What I do know is that she’s had fat tits, she chopped off, but due to eating disorders and junk food addiction, they’ve grown back….

There was a minute when the paparazzi were really excited about her sloppy new fat girl tits hat had survived the cull.

Then she disappeared, maybe for some reprogramming, but she’s back, apparently with tit, doing selfies, rocking a scarf like a bitch with newly diagnosed cancers, which could be hot to some of you, but not as hot as her squating by the toilet like she’s about to produce some shit porn for the shit loving parasite brains out there.

It’s not exciting, but it’s giving athlete’s foot vibes….cuz that aint her bathroom at home bros…

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2023

06

Jun

Bitches Love Boats and Other Youtube Shorties of the Day

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Van Life Outdoor Shower

Girl in Short Shorts in Bed

Girl and her 12 Gauge

Snorkler

Abs Girl

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2023

06

Jun

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

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As you may or may not know, the swimsuit is basically what keep the internet going…

It is responsible for Zuckerberg’s billions of dollars, he can pretend it’s due to his tech that gathers everyone’s data that he can re-sell and use against them, while conditioning them to think how he wants them to think, buy what he wants them to buy, and all that other shit….

BUT NONE OF THAT WOULD BE POSSIBLE….without the self starting whore and her bikini pics to make a dude say “I’m going to sign up to this tracking software disguised as a place to stay connected with friends because bitches post their bikini pics there”….

So here’s to the power of the swimsuit and the weakness of the average dude….that allows the swimsuit to be that powerful…

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2023

05

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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Everything is gay….give guys get boners from the smell of farts because it reminds them of their poophole sex a big and important month to celebrate the various ways they fuck….it’s a lifestyle not a sexual position, you assholes…YOU BIGOTS….

All the foot fetishists and chubby chasers are wondering where they flag is, where their community is, where there parade is, or do they get included with the lesbians, gays and the other added letters we don’t know what they stand for, but because of inclusivity they get attached to it….

I know the fags of the 90s who survived are probably hating every second of this farce, it’s clearly driven by white female college grads pushing some sort of idea that sounds good on paper….

I saw that brands are starting to already backpedal on their gay as fuck logos because people are calling them out for being fucking gay as shit, enough with the gay shit but the question is, when did the face of gay pride become drag queens….I thought Drag Queens were just pervert weirdo performers….yet here they are at ribbon cutting ceremonies for pride month around the globe….when it should be the pit boys of grinder….

Isn’t Pride one of the 7 deadly sins according to Catholicism? I’m not a Catholic, but I did see SEVEN because I thought cutting Gwyneth Paltrow’s head would be worthy of a good jerk and I clearly remember Pride being a deadly sin….

It’s almost like there’s a satanic agenda or conspiracy at play, part of some destroy nationalism, staring at the kids, and BRAVE new world-ing this shit in a godless society where we WORSHIP the corporations…..

Interesting, since the governments are cancelling national holidays like Canada Day in Canada, but they are allocating resources to a month of Pride….even making it law to put the Rainbow flag about the national flag at government buildings…..

Maybe TURNING off the computer, the TV, the NOISe and either RUNNING off grid to jerk off in the woods, or hiding in the bush in the park to jerk off is the better strategy to a fulfilled soul…

DO IT TO PREVENT FOREST FIRES, CLIMATE CHANGE AND THE MOVE TO GET YOU IN 15 minutes cities……

The future is bright, behind that VR Mask you will live through on your couch….like the SLOTH GUTTON that you are…..

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2023

05

Jun

Leni Klum’s Recent Titty Work of the Day

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It seems like Leni Klum is bringing out the tits, like Lily Rose Depp did last night in “The Idol”, which I’ll likely be posting eventually, since her tits were awesome, even if the show itself was shit. who needs good when you have Lily Rose Depp tits out and in a thong, but this is about Leni….the other celebrity daughter who you could argue doesn’t need to show her tits to get noticed, to get work or to get ahead.

The simple face is that she’d book the jobs regardless of her size, shape or look thanks to her mom.

So the sensationalizing of her sensation tits that are far more substantial than her big burly bikini model mom, especially they are on her smaller, daintier, more feminine frame are just to rub it in our fucking faces…to say ‘Yeah, I got awesome tits on top of everything else I got and I don’t even need to be doing this, but what else am I gonna do.”

It’s safe to assume that Heidi is pushing her in this direction because every single dude who jerks off to Lenis, gives Heidi 7 more minutes of life and longevity. It’s the reverse of smoking a cigarette, so as Heidi nears 50, Leni must carry the sex appeal torch to keep the family working. It’s some Kris Jenner Kardashian shit….and I’m ok with it, since the tits are bigger than my head.

Is it hormones in the food, is it the illegitimate sperm from an Italian, since Italian women can have big tits before they grow out their moustaches, it could be other secret rich person shit that only Heidi and her womb would have access to, or maybe it is Eugenics…..the reason for the tits doesn’t matter, the fact that the tits are being. used as a prop that dominate the photoshoot does…like is Leni even in this shit, all I see are the tits…

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2023

05

Jun

Victoria Justice Bikini of the Day

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Bitches love boats and I guess that applies to celebrity Nickelodeon stars who you know were creeped on by at least one Hollywood Executive who I assume has been ousted for his weird teen girl foot fetish that Justice was a full on participant in, anything for the paycheck bro, like the girls selling feet pics to weirdos on instagram, what the fuck’s the big deal if it pays for their Rolls Royce….or whatever luxury purse they are wearing…

The news is that retired starlet who was a lowkey sex worker, like most child stars probably are, despite what you’d like to believe not that she was even a child when she was officially getting creeped on, stripped dfown and got herself on a boat her her ass is fat, her tits look good and despite never caring about Justice or her ability and skills to fuck, I’m liking this vacation shit….even if her life is a vacation.

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2023

05

Jun

Milf Monday of the Day

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Hey MILFS what’s for dinner? Where’s my laundry? I WANT LUNCHABLES…..

MOOOOOMMM WHERE ARE MY LUNCHABLES……oh that mystery meat between your legs is a good stand in for those LUNCHABLES…

Do you have before and after birthing pics of your mom pussy, I want to put that urban myth to rest?

Point of the story, there are aspects to moms that are great, from being comfortable showing rooms full of people their gaping gunts being shredded open for life, to being comfortable with so many vile bodily fluids, to an ability to keep a human alive, fed and a home clean enough that Child Services don’t take the kids, while being too exhausted to be annoying about bullshit, to being too down on themselves to think they are hot, due to that exhaustion, to likely being married to another man and not wanting to let you in to protect the kid, to having a limited schedule that must be optimized for the fuck….

Not all things MILF are bad and some of them don’t even have bodies that are that bad…so here they are:

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2023

05

Jun

Jordyn Jones Bikini of the Day

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There was a minute when celebrity reality show child dancer from Kalamazoo meth farm Jordyn Jones had a promising social media hustle….which like all other promising social media hustles ended with her selling memberships or access to her exclusive half naked content…..

She basically ran a porn site on the back on Zuck’s instagram while Zuck’s instagram had no idea that the close friends she was letting in were paying customers, almost a genius move that I doubt she thought up, but that I am sure bought her at least one of her super cars…

She eventually launched an OnlyFans as girls who get the whore itch from selling nudes, not the old fashioned way from dirty john’s and their crabs, and what was a child reality dance star to do when no longer a child…

She has since disappeared, at least off my pervert radar, that I’ll admit isn’t the best pervert radar since I don’t care about these people or their storylines….but she’s back in a bikini for summer, and I guess that’s something for all you inbred lovers who only know inbreeding because you too are from Kalamazoo and likely Jordyn Jones’ cousins…

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2023

05

Jun

Alexandra Daddario Nude Selfie of the Day

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Alexander Daddario’s got a big WOP dick, but luckily for you she’s also got big WOP tits…

The old as shit, went viral late in the game for her tits, who still exists in hollywood because of said tits, runs her instagram like a bit of a detached rich kid boomer who doesn’t really get it…..

However at least she’s trying to be moody, to be artsy, to be interesting, in some though provoking, black and white or filtered to shit so it might as well be black and white all pixelated and blown out so you know it’s art, nude selfie that doesn’t show the tits, or the dick, but just implies that they are all there ready since she’s a sexual being on her way into menopause…

I don’t hate Daddario or her trying hard….I just don’t think she’s an impressive celebrity, but really, are any celebs impressive, they are all just insecure hacks with egos overcompensating while pretending acting is a real art form, as they get their fat checks….so I’m just here for the tits, or implied tits, or the nude selfie parody that this clearly is because if I was sexting a bitch and she sent this, I’d send her back to the drawing board…I guess some puppets just need direction….

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