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2016

12

May

Bella Thorne in a Tight Dress of the Day

40 Year old Bella Thorne who plays an 18 year old subtle slut who shows off her body as much as she can but in an innocent way on social media – since followers leads to acting jobs and no one casting anything wants anyone who isn’t followed by millions and the way to get followed by millions is to be slutty on social media – since we’re all porned the fuck up…and tits and pussy is what we care about..

Is in a tight dress on set…and if you look at it from the right angle…you can make out the shape of her fake looking youthful but I still want to see her Birth Certificate tit..

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2016

12

May

Marisa Papen Nude for Playboy Netherlands of the Day

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If you’ve seen one hipster photographer who isn’t a real photographer but who has a camera and photoshop he can apply filters taht make shit look like film….you’ve seen all hipster photoshoots…

It is all the fucking same, it’s like take a hipster model who is willing to get naked cuz she’s a hipster, put her in a trailer park, doing the dishes, or something equally obvious…maybe riding a long board, or a bike….or whatever…and take the pics…

I find it hard to get inspired, feel anything, I’ve seen it all, and now that hipster is mainstream, I am polluted by it all…over and over again, no pictures exciting even when the girls are naked..but they are still naked…

Some hipster models, like Marisa Papen break through the clutter of hipster instagram models, and get cast in obscure market Playboy that still do nudity – and I appreciate that….because a Playboy without nudity is a Playboy you should stop participating in…

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2016

12

May

Kendall Jenner in her Underwear – Still Exists of the Day

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In case you forgot..Kendall Jenner is still Garbage…

I have actually had conversations with dudes who don’t really give a fuck about models, they just care about pussy and they are brain washed into thinking this girl is hot as fuck….they think she’s amazing because they’ve been shown pictures of her over and over again and compared to the alternative, especially in her own family, she’s the ideal one..

Brands like her, she’s a modern day AVON lady, capable of pushing products, and she can pose like an asshole, because ultimately, modeling isn’t a real talent and choosing the right girl for the part – is nonsense…it’s all marketing and about selling product, so use the one with the biggest audience and the most connected, because her and her litter of sisters are each marketing vehicles…modern day family on the block at the top of they pyramid scheme…getting everyone to buy into their lifetime supply of supplements because they are sharks and know how to prey on the idiots
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Posted in:Kendall Jenner|SFW

2016

12

May

Topless Protesters and Other Videos of the Day

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Weather Woman in a Tight Dress Of the Day

72 Year Old Woman – Gave Birth…

Weirdest Breast Squeeze CPR…

Home Depot Parking Lot Fight…

High Speed Chase

Hoverboard Dude Loses His Cool

A Girl and her Tits…

Grandpa in a Trailer

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2016

12

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Strippers hate me. When at the strip club I refuse to get lap dances. But I am all for good conversation inspired on their end by trying to sell me dances. don’t believe in putting a price tag on a woman or her body as she is a priceless gift given to the world. Turns out the strippers put a price tag on themselves and want ten dollars a song. So no matter what I say, especially on the slow nights – like “you’re better than this” or “let me save you” or “if you want to get naked on the Internet” eventually frustrating each and every one of them, from fat to skinny, hot to monster with ass implants…. making them get up angrily after telling me to fuck off….

Who am I to step in the way of their dreams… forcing me to accept their ten dollars a song and just to help them in life offer 50 dollars for a blowjob. I am a modern day hero. Some call me a hot and less masculine mother Teresa

Boobs and Cars
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Taylor Swift Looks Like a Tranny Sex Doll
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Lebron’s Instagram Chick in a Thong Bikini
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Victoria Justice in an Orange Bikini
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Kristin Cavallari’s Fake Tits are Solid
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Posh in Cannes
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Movie Effects that Didn’t Use CGI
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Blowing Up a Computer with Swedish Dynamite
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Volunteer Gets Knocked Down By Clown…
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Jean Claude Van Damme’s Daughter Does the Splits
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Honey is Bacteria’s Enemy – Take that AIDS!
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First Time Flyer Pranked From Friend….
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The Gayest Pic of the Day
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2016

11

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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The highlight of the day wasn’t going outside and seeing every young college aged ass in leggings – most with awkward panties under the leggings – forcing me to stare in curiosity and looking like a creep to everyone around me “look at that old fat guy staring at that young round, thick thanks to hormones in the food ass, what a pervert”…

The highlight of the day was trying to figure out of the guy in the public washroom with a kid of a different ethnicity was an adoptive parent or pervert – saying things like “Oh you really saved up there”…in reference to the length of the poor kid’s pee…I am going with parent – because who am I to try to make some kind of citizen arrest..or risk being seen as the pervert accusing others of perversion..

Maybe the highlight of my day was the girl ass…so much girl ass…

Here are some stepLINKS…..

So Many Great Asses…..
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Taylor Swift – Wins the Taylor Swift Award and makes a Dumb Speech About it
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Victoria Justice – Orange Bikini
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Kate Beckinsale is Amazing in a Tight Dress
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Kristen Stewart is banging Stella Maxwell
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Guy Gets So High He Leaves His Body
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More on the Orlando Bloom Cheating
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Abigail Ratchford Topless Titty Grab
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Feeding the Farting Wombat
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Blake Lively in Red at Cannes
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Bella Thorne’s Big Tits
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Doorbell Captures Firefighters Saving Burning Down House
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Emily Rat Cow Pays Friend to Give Quote to Star About How Desperate She IS….
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Victoria’s Secret Models Behind the Scenes
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Eiza Gonzalez is Amazing
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Looking Down Lisa Rinna Shirt
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Hot Girl Shows How to Be Hot on the Beach
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Boob Flash of the Day
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Honest Trailer of Deadpool
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DIMPLES ON SLUTS – BECAUSE THE DIMPLE IS THE IN HOUSE CUM CUP
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Kristen Stewart Didn’t Want to Work With Woody Allen for the Rape Accusations…
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Kaley Cuoco’s Pre-Nup
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Taylor Swift Tits
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Ben Affleck Wants Wife Back – Because Dudes Always Go Back to the Wife After the Drugs nad Hookers Wear Off
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Super Fans Super Fans Super Fans…..WITH TITS AND PUSSY…
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Abigail Clarke Has an Amazing Outfit
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Golfer Strips to Save Bird – Becomes hero
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Tallest Dive on a Roller Coaster
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Kate England – Cameltoe
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Bella Hadid Tits in Cannes
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AUtsitic Kid Falls in Love with Cinderealla or Some Shit
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Lucy Mecklenburgh in a White Bikini
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Sports Team Sluts
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Cleo Live is a Slut
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Kristen Cavallari’s Fake Tits
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Why is Flying So Expensive
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Get Phone Cases!
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Random TUmblr Porn of the Day
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Girl Runs Her Friend’s Pussy on the Beach
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Public Displays of Affection
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Homo Straight Porn
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Asian Girls Fight Over a Dude
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Lesbians…Together…Being Lesbians
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Naked Babe in the Shower
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Greek Slut in a Bathing Suit
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Kim Kardashian – Whore in Cuba
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Hot Sripping Blonde
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Stick on Dildo in the Shower
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Topless chick named Wifey
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Great Tits!
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A Bunch Of Porn Pics and Videos
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2016

11

May

Elsa Hosk Nipple and some Behind the Scenes Victoria’s Secret Models of the Day

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Victoria’s Secret has figured out how to market half naked women, first you find the best looking girls you can, in all parts of the world, then you buy them by signing them into some probably very insane contract, then you get them half naked for your brand in a photoshoot that you will bring the paparazzi to…and that you will make them post on their social media…so that before the shoot even comes up – there’s already 2 media cycles to it…

Then when the models aren’t working, you put them into magazines, get them working for other jobs, so that other peoples’ budget indirectly promotes your products because you own the woman…

So a competitor thinking “let’s get that VS model to do our shoot it will increase our profile and piggy back on their work”…is really saying let me buy billboards and ads with VS models to promote VS models and make people think VS when they think about us…

GET YOUR OWN DAMN PUSSY…

Either way, here’s Elsa Hosk – the older Swedish nude one replacing Candice….in some behind the scenes because it’s their hustle:

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF ELSA CLICK HERE

Here’s newcomer Vita Sidorkina who is being pushed aggressively a fuck by the brand, pretty much named everywhere…except for the mall brand because they are good CHRISTIANS…owned by JEWS….exploiting women…promising them celebrity..

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF VITA CLICK HERE

Posted in:Elsa Hosk|Vita Sidorkina

2016

11

May

Bella Thorne’s Tits on Set of the Day

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18 year old who is probably a 40 years old – Bella Thorne is still at her shameless self promotion because she understands casting is based on a girl’s social media following and not her talent – and in order to stay competitive and relevant – getting paid you need that social media following and the best way to get that social media following is by being slutty as you can – in the least slutty way – because any of these social media girls with followers have 80 percent creepy pervert dude following – and not people you’d assume are in their target market…thanks to the world being sexed up and perverted…

She’s on set for a job – with some weird stuffed animal and her cleavage..that must be 40…getting paid because that cleavage made her big head relevant on instagram…

Weird, but the world we live in.

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2016

11

May

Selena Gomez’s Orlando Bloom Pose in Concert of the Day

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Taylor Swift’s assistant and groupie Selena Gomez decided to join the Taylor Swift / Katy Perry hip hop pop music beef – by seducing Orlando Bloom into her little ghetto trash Mexican pussy, that probably isn’t that little, this bitch has been taking loads in her since she was a kid – HOW ELSE DOES HER CAREER EXIST….

Apparently, Orlando Bloom isn’t a faggot, and was actually dating Katy Perry for a minute, before being a typical actor and getting up into Selena Gomez because he can – and the whole thing is all nonsense marketing…that helps all these old timers stay in the news…

Katy Perry kept the story alive with this:

What's the cut off age of being able to say "I want to grow old with you" like 50? 65? 31? :-/

— KATY PERRY (@katyperry) May 7, 2016

Even though she’s only been fucking Bloom for a week, which for celebrities is like years….and we can all collectively agree this is stupid…

But not as stupid as LUPUS CHIPMUNK CHEMO SURVIVOR spreading her whore lets for her concert tour she doesn’t really deserve, but in her defence the whole industry is pure bullshit…so cash in.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Selena Gomez|SFW

2016

11

May

Brittany Daniel is a 40 Year Old in a Bikini of the Day

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Brittany Daniel is 40, but when she was 11, she was a Doublemint Twin, because she had parents who were smart enough to exploit the fuck out of their freak of uterus situation…enterprising….typical…and understandable…because she’s fucking hot at 40…so based on logical deduction looked good at 11…right?? Pervert. That was a test.

Her career led to a very important career in shows like Sweet Valley High and that’s pretty much it – she hasn’t worked since…but is still hot…

She did get cancer…and survived which should count for something…and that is that she has been giving a second chance at life, and should have a second chance at career…I mean…these paparazzi bikini pics are good enough though…we don’t need her doing things that take her and her freakishly hot at 40 body despite being 40 and it going against all things science has taught us….meaning…this may be exactly what she needs to be doing…

OH THERE IS NUPPLE

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