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Is Eva Longoria’s Ass Real of the Day

Emma Roberts is Pregnant and Ashley Benson is in a Thong in Bikinis of the Day

Suki Waterhouse Flashes her Ass of the Day

Em Rata and her Muppet Face of the Day

Halle Berry in a Lingerie Outfit Despite Being 100 of the Day

2016

Apr

Anne Hathaway Milk Filled Tits of the Day

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I don’t follow Anne Hathaway’s life of career. I have no idea who she’s fucking, whether she’s pregnant or giving birth or what other lie she’s acting in to get another Oscar that we can assume was a full scam….

For a reason I can’t explain, but that ties into how I feel about most people, especially rich and famous and celebrated people, I can’t stand her…but unlike all the other celebrity pussy I talk about every fucking day of my miserable existence that is my life…the world agrees with me on this one…everyone just fucking hates her…

It turns out that even when she’s got milk filled tits and she’s wearing some matching outfit you’d expect to see on a granny in a Florida Old Folks home you’re debating sticking your dick inside because they pay you to change her diaper and you figure a vagina is a vagina…plus she won’t remember anything…thanks Alzheimers..she still fucking sucks..

Nice pajamas bro.

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2016

Apr

Bella Hadid Hard Nipple of the Day

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Bootleg model – thanks to being a bootleg sister to bootleg model…and the daughter of a bootleg model but great Gold Digger….Bella Hadid…is out in public with a hard nipple…because nipples, especially on breast implants can either get more sensitive…like they are in this case..or not…

She’s been built by science and medical advances, her career has been built on leveraging and the idiotic nature of social media and the decision makers at brands who follow it….and the only good I see in her is knowing her fake boyfriend the Weeknd fucks other girls in Toronto when she’s not around leveraging their “relationship”…even though you know they are both using it as marketing…

Garbage.

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2016

Apr

Beyonce Fat Ass in Concert of the Day

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I hate that everyone is celebrating Beyonce and seeing her as anything more than a puppet for the media trying to sell product..

I have heard non stop commentary celebrating her existence and artistry. Talking about her as some kind of iconic force with masterful approach..who makes music for women and who brings down the patriarchy..

They go onto say how raw and innovative and brilliant her creative direction is…or how her miscarriage or JAY cheating on her is so honest, despite it being covered in the media and in other specials she has done…

It’s like people want to believe the lie that is Beyonce, they are putty in her hands…

What I am not hearing is that her music is written by dozens of people. Her songs aren’t her. Her visuals aren’t her. She has teams of people with one sole purpose of pushing her HUSBAND’s app.

This is marketing. You’re being manipulated.

And here’s her fat ass in concert, you GROUPIE fucks…touring the scam that is lemonades…like a little kid selling piss as lemonade on the street corner for idiots to buy thinking “cute kid”…instead of thinking “Shitty fucking lemonade”

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2016

Apr

Cop in Florida Beats Up Cuffed Woman and Other Videos of the Day

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Public Shit

Bus VS Scooter

Woman VS Predator

Horseback Riding Robbery

Noise in the White House…

Streaker…

Pilot Dad Surprises Army Son

Bikini Strips Farmer…

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2016

Apr

Morning Hangover Drunk of the Day

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I would say I’m late at these stepLINKS, which is better than being late on my period, but that’s only because I spent the better part of the morning washing the whore juice off me…

I guess I should do my stepLINKS in the morning – even though nothing in this life actually matters and this is insignificant…not to mention you don’t care about what I have to say or what I think about anything…you don’t even care about the nude pics I’m hoarding of girls I meet in bars – who I promise fame to – after feeding them drinks because I am a predator…but I like to see myself as more of a friend…

Here are some links..

Tight Dresses
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Melania Trumps ROBOT face
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Usher Puts His Dick on Snapchat for Bieber..
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Homemde Hoverbike…
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Taylor Swift – Party Slut
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Kylie Jenner Bikini Top
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Animal Cover Songs are the Future
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The New Lara Croft
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Kim K – Sheer Top
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Sandra Kubika in a Bikini
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2016

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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People think I am a pervert, because I am one…but more so because I am one…I mean…more so because I constantly ask for real sex videos of the people I talk to…not necessarily for the site, just my own voyeuristic needs….

I like real people fucking, not porn people pretending to be real people fucking….

I like to know who the people in the video are. What their story is. Who their family is. How were they brought up. What their iq is. What they wanted to be when they grow up. Do they have passion. Do they travel. What was their favorite childhood memory. Hopefully they weren’t molested…have they ever been to Disneyland…HAVE THEY EVER BEEN TO DISNEYLAND….

While I work on my life work like Mother Theresa…spreading the Gospel of the wrong Jesus…here are some stepLINKS….

Girls Who Don’t Wear Bras – Have Nipples
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Beyonce in Concert
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Kat William Got Arrested
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Rachel Bilson Ass Flash
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Hailey Baldwin Tight Pants
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Jessica Alba is a Scam
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Gwyneth Paltrow on Being 40
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USHER PENIS PIC
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Internet Photoshops Chris Evans Staring at Olsen Tits
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Renee Olstead Pinup
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Alec Baldwin and His Wife
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Lego Train
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Jessica Simpson WHoring for BUDGET
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Local Pothole Celebrates a Milestone
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Woman Arrested in McDonald’s for Masturbating with Happy Meal Tow in the Ball Pit
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Emmy Rossum in a White Dress
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Kylie Jenner See Through
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Gold Digger Padma has Hard Nipples
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Lea Michele in Leggigns
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Diane Kruger Talks Shit on Peter O’TOole
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Worst Stage Dive Ever
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Jeri Ryan in a Satin Dress
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Strapped into a Falling Helicopter
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Ellie Goulding Bikini Top
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Where is My Mind – Animal Cover
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Ping Pong Trick Shots
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Kelly Rowland Won’t Talk Beyonce…unkike EVERYONE in the World Who Won’t Shut Up About Beyonce
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A Bunch of Redheads
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Random Tumblr Porn
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Outdoor Stripping
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Masturbating Babe
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Tessa Fowler Huge TIts
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Her Name is Dillion Harper and She’s in Lingerie
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Nude Selfie of Naked Selfies of the Day
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The Wettest Vagina in the History of Vaginas…
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Huge Boobs…
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Hot Nadia
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Anal Fail…
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Worst Sausage Stuffer
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2016

Apr

Lindsey Wixon Topless on Set of the Day

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I am trying to find old posts I’ve written of Lindsey Wixon that I can cut and paste into this post pretending it is a new and innovative perspective on the weird faced model…

BUT I COULDN’T FIND ONE!!!

This is a huge tragedy, where I have to dig into the depths of my mind to find original thought on the same thing I’ve seen over and over again, I’ve been at this 12 years, and in doing it in 12 years, the girls are interchangeable..the message the same…and that is that even when they are weird faced yet celebrated models…they still have tits I’ll stare at…because tits are great, I blame not being breast fed…

I also figure she’s European, and topless in a bikini bottom is standard fare, making not topless at all, even though it’s still topless, and when on the beaches of Europe just a solid way to get men to stare – because they are still tits…even if they are “desexualized” and in the open..they are still tits…so free them nipples…please…

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2016

Apr

Kylie Jenner Doughy Monster in a Bikini of the Day

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Kylie Jenner hasn’t had a breakdown yet and that is pretty fucking annoying. I figure by 18, she should be in that state of self involved, self raised in the weirdest household that has sold their soul tot he media, that have no shame and that is filled with vapid, superficial, materialistic cunts who represent all that is wrong in the world..

You’d think she’d have teen angst and rebel from the family hustle…but instead she just looks like a mini Kim, possibly because they cloned Kim, but maybe because of Plastic Surgery having limited LOOKS and techniques…

She is peddling some bullshit merch, as she does for her family…but let’s hope the drug addiction, tantrums and LOHAN behavior starts soon..I need DUIs and Scandals of abortion ideally self induced on the family SNAPCHAT account…or really anything…beyond dead face, dead eye, bikini selfies…

Here’s Jim K – The Leader of the Herd – In a Bathing Suit Fame Whoiing in Iceland – To Compare to Her Clone…

Posted in:Kylie Jenner|SFW

2016

Apr

Pam Anderson on Baywatch Set of the Day

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Pam Anderson’s a monster who has booked a cameo or roll in the new Baywatch movie, probably because she was the main thing in the Baywatch TV show they are making a movie about,…it’s really her legacy…

She wasn’t always a monster, she’s just old as fuck, washed up and has gone under enough Frankenstein type surgery to have left damage…

We can assume she’s happy to get work, but she’s probably mad that they didn’t do the movie in the 90s, when she was at her hottest…and more importantly…when the movie stood a fucking chance…

I’m hoping the movie fails hard, I just fear that people will waste their money on it, perpetuating the financing of terrible ideas….it is all your fault CONSUMER…

It’s an era where porn is available online, we don’t need to watch busty girls in bikinis to jerk off, we can watch them gangbanged or throat fucked…

Pam Anderson included, you know with her SEX tape that paved the way for sex tapes….amateur famous person porn..it was brilliant…but unfortunately why Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian exist…something she should be punished for…

I’d still crawl up inside Pam Anderson’s womb, despite being old, she feels familiar, like home…and her panty flash is less terrifying now that her HEP C has been cured..

What I’m trying to say is that I am a fan of Pam Anderson…and all she does…old or not..she’s magical..

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Posted in:Pam Anderson|SFW

2016

Apr

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Stupid Flash Tattoos of the Day

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Alessandra Ambrosio is an out of touch model in the tail end of her model years…who still looks good because she had her post-pregnant tits rebuilt…but who is still just an old mom holding on…

In leveraging her “personal brand”….that is probably owned by Victoria’s Secret, she’s releasing the cheesiest FLASH TATTOOS that really basic sorority girls from Florida fucking love…for their Spring Breaks and I guess what Coachella mainstream girls were into a YEAR ago because COACHELLA is so ahead of the trends…thanks to FOREVER 21 and other MALL BRANDS exploiting and financing the music fest…coachella – an event Ambrosio brings her kids to…because its a good place for kids amongst all the loser mainstream festival goers on amphetamines….

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