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2016

04

May

Montana Lower Naked for Simon Everiss of the DAy

Montana Lower should lower herself on all of your dicks, because when a girl is out there trying to get famous or seen, she should be the one doing the work…not the other way around…

Why should you try to prove yourself by making her cum, or even squirt, like some asshole trying to live up to the sexts he sent on TINDER to get to this moment of fucking in the first place….forcing a motherfucker to practically have a heart attack by fucking her athletically like some kind of fitness guru as she just lays there as the hot girl..banging the fuck out of her as she watches and checks her instagram likes…or googles herself to see if anything happened on social while she’s out “socializing” to get ahead…

It’s all part of the biz…

If Montana Lower is not interested in getting famous, seen or noticed, and is just having a good time and dealing with being a cute girl…and the struggles being cute…by posting to instagram and doing these “shoots”…naked…and I’m wrong about her intentions…of trying to get rich, famous, or fucked by the rich and famous…I’d be surprised..since all girls, every single one of them is an opportunist using sex appeal to get ahead…you know…FEMINSM…

DOWN WITH THE PATRIARCHY..

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2016

04

May

Vita Sidorkina for RUSSH Magazine #69 of the Day

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Vita Sidorkina is a Victoria’s Secret model, probably a one timer, like so many of these other whores they use for a minute to test the waters and to see if they have what it takes to be a top tier mall brand promoting whore, usually from another country…(see previous post on Nadine Leopold)….

She’s working the media, she was in LUI Magazine recenlty, where I wrote the same thing about her, because I know nothing about her and I’ve never really heard of her before, so I figure I’ll just repeat what I already said, it’s not like people read this shit anyway…

She’s a 22 year old Russian goodness with some fake lookin tits, who moved to NYC at 17 because of a “sponsor”…and she’s on the rise…getting herself out there…or at least letting Victoria’s Secret team that is fully connected and rich enough to buy placement for their models in magazines, usually topless, to get people talking….then for other brands…because with that on their “Property Of VS stamp”…on their inner labia, because VS create and own all their girls…modern day human trafficking…that the girls love because it makes them feel ‘Legit”…and the industry eats it up like they are legit..creating stars…CREATING starts….through nudity…

I guess what I am saying is that I like her, but I really like that she’s licking an apple for dinner, what models should be doing…low calorie. Stay skinny…

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2016

04

May

Nadine Leopold in a BIkini of the Day

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I follow Nadine Leopold on snapchat, I have no idea why, I don’t even really know who Nadine Leopold is, but apparently she’s a “model” from Sweden, who did Victoria’s Secret once or twice, which was enough for her to appeal to get her US Work Visa and live in NYC and work on what’s important…rich guys…

On her snapchat, she’s ZERO funny, ZERO interesting, yet she is front row at every sports game…

She even flew to LA to see Kobe’s last game, and fly to Coachella on a helicopter…

She is everything you’d expect for a hot blonde girl who needs her rent paid in America and who knows rich guys love having hot girls around them…paying for them…buying them shit…and covering their rent…

She probably isn’t deserving of a post, she’s that low level, but she’s probably not that bad, she’s probably charismatic, or funny or fun to have around…

I mean why say no to the good life when thirsty dudes are handing it to you…it’s not prostitution…it’s just living and having a great time…can’t hate that…as long as she keeps up the half nakedness…

She’s cute, but nothing incredible or life changing…so many girls look like this..but none that are riding my dick…

Posted in:Nadine Leopold|SFW

2016

04

May

Chloe Grace Moretz in Instyle UK of the Day

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Chloe Grace Moretz is in Instyle UK’s June 2016 issue because Chloe Grace Moretz is one some Publicity tour, probably promoting a movie, because Hollywood is pretty boring, typical, not so creative run by a handful of people who like a handful of people and constantly use them in their average at best content…

They don’t look at talent or dig for the best out there, they just take what’s handed to them and that already has a bit of an Audience…

It’s boring, but this shoot is kind of fun, except that they put her in a recycling bin, assuming people will re-use her because it’s better and more efficient than finding new people…while I’d prefer if she was thrown in a garbage can…a message a prefer…

I guess what I’m saying is…I don’t like Chloe Grace Moretz…I have no idea why because her face is great…but maybe I just hate what she represents and that is that you perverts masturbated to her when she was underage – and that’s wrong.

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2016

04

May

Kendall Jenner for V Magazine of the Day

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Kendall Jenner is being marketed as a TOP MODEL….and is getting jobs TOP MODELS once got, but we can only blame the media for that.

It’s up there with the TRUMP situation, that as a Canadian I don’t really have an opinion on, other than the simple fact that America is dumbed down, into social media and don’t know quality or substance, they just know or understand pop culture and commercial mainstream success and like drones follow the leader…

But the media, journalists, people who are educated and supposed to be behind the scenes informing the people are just as PC and retarded as the people digesting the content….

So instead of saying Kendall is a vapid little cunt, with an unmemorable look or face, but she happens to be the better looking skinny one from the horrible marketing machine that is the Kardashians…the shittiest brand in America..that America created and made rich as fuck….

Instead of saying brands only use her for her following, because they know she wants to be a model, and that magazine want to be on her good side so she tags them on instagram….instead of saying she’s a fucking lie…they perpetuate it..

I assume you that you only know what kendall looks like because they’ve showed her to you 40-50 times a day – and not because she’s inspiring or perfect for the shoot or campaign…

It’s exposure I hope leads to her premature death…because this low quality shit must end…

GARBAGE….V Magazine have historically been the biggest suck ups to celebrities to get hits…they are fucking garbage…they can try to make shit seem artistic or high concept – but when you cast a cunt like kendall, a fucking commerical puppet, it’s a fucking ad..

THIS IS AN AD!!!!

DIE DIE DIE

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2016

04

May

Lena Hardt BOOBS for Document Journal of the Day

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Her name is Lena Hardt…HARDT…HARD….HARD like a dick may have been looking at tits back before they were fucking everywhere, but not Hard like a dick may have been back in the days when tits were more an exclusive thing…where you’d be like “OMG TITS”…even though you can still be “Omg TITS”…but not when the tits are like this, in some high concept silly fashion shoot, but rather when they are smacking me in the face..

Model tits are something I’ve always liked enough to look at, but they aren’t the most feminine of tits, especially when they are on this tall, skinny, hard faced German possible Nazi because German was the hub of Nazis before they were TRUMP Supporters but they generally pretend that Nazi never happened…because Germans have a certain intensity…and here’s their own Lena Hardt for DOCUMENT JOURNAL….a fashion magazine.

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2016

04

May

Homeless Love in Detroit and Other Videos of the Day

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Great Day at the Train Station

Wrong Way on the One Way Street

Running into the Street

Man Shot Over Engagement Ring

Attempted Rape

Ted Cruz Elbows Wife…

Firefighters Rescue Kittens

Fox and Dog Play

Brazil…

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2016

04

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The highlight of my night at the bar was all the fat girls in push up bras showing extreme fucking cleavage as fat girls with big tits always have….but for some reason…they weren’t the ones alone in the corner being ignored like they used to be…you know the sad fat girl waiting for someone to talk to her so that she can go home to her cats feeling like she may one day get a drunk guy to fuck her…They were the girls getting all the attention, love…the life of the party…while skinny girls…and I looked on confused…

Had we walked into a fat girl convention or is this just the life we live…on that has created a world of happy fat girls…and it’s terrifying…

Down with the patriarchy…

HOT ASSES
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Strong Slutty Ukrainian Ladies Doing Fitness in Panties
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Taylor Swift was Rude to Beyonce’s Overly Sensitive Sister
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Farrah Abraham Called Black Chyna a Monkey
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High Power Line Inspection is a Great Fucking Job..
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LUPITA IS BLACK AS FUCK
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Columbia and their Mattress Girl Problem
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Daphne Joy Bikini Tits
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Instant Karma Compilation
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Ted CRUZ Elbowing Wife in the Face
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2016

03

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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I probably shouldn’t have gone in on a pair of LULU Lemons a woman was wearing in the grocery store…or as I like to call it, the only place I go to socialize because I have a fat wife who always wants food….

But when you see a woman in LULU Lemons, it’s an invitation to ask if they BIKRIM….and go onto to complement their pants…and ask if the gentle massage of your butt and crotch from your tight lulu lemon pants bring you closer and closer to orgasm…so that when you’re in DOWNWARD DOG…you are just about to squirt…or are you more of a farter when in downward dog…

The truth is that I prefer spread ass than yoga pant ass…Not that any of this matters…nothing matters…except maybe these links….

Sidenote, I am now addicted to commenting on my own posts, it’s LOLZ, not because I am a narcissist but because it seems like I am when I do that…

Girls Tugging at Clothes
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Lady Gaga is Pantsless Monster
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Pet Owner’s Mini Jurassic Park for Tortoise
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Kate Upton – Fat Girl is Engaged
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Gigi Hadid at the MET…
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Skiing in the Desert
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Marcella Braga in a Bikini
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Bella Thorney Mid Driff
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Don’t Park Like an Asshole
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Charlotte McKinney Big Tits
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Largest Zit Ever Popped
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Strong – Scary Ukrainian Women
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Pia Miller in a Bikini
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Dannish Slut of the Day
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Lorde Has Terrible Tits
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Cute Girls!
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Blake Lively Monster
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Rohrbach Cameltoe
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Pregnant Kerry Washington
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Isabelle Fuhrman in a Bra
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Minka Kelly Pokes
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The New Tomb Raider
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Katy Perry Cleavage
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Mary Carey for Donald
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Hoverboard Flight!
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Carrie Underwood for Country Music
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Daphne Joy Huge Tits
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Girls in Flannel
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Nicole Kidman’s Scary Monster Robot Tits
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Amazing Amateur Body!
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Throwback Playboy Slut
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Trolling Pornstars
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Pussy Flash at the Store
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Slutty Tennis
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Nude Selfie of Naked Selfies of the Day
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Lots of This Girls Vagina
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Naked Man Runs from Cop
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Some Random Huge Tits
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Throwback to Alison ANgel’s Tits
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Angry Tranny
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2016

03

May

Caroline Vreeland Naked of the Day

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Caroline Vreeland is some girl I’ve been following on social media for a while, I feel like I’ve known her and already seen her tits, that are amazing tits, tits worthy of being the next Charlotte McKinney tits, tits that she should be putting out there to help her career, and that I guess she is…and it’s finally gone “VIRAL”….

I guess every girl has her 15 minutes, and it’s just taken 5 years for VREELAND’s to happen…and for no real reason other than her huge tits…

Sure she likes to think she’s a FASHION icon because her grandmother or great AUNT worked at VOGUE, but the truth is she’s friends with hooker / sugar baby instagram models – their plus one that gets picked up because of that…you know, at the right parties..

The truth is, I find myself watching her attention seeking tits more often than not, she makes me laugh with her uber driver interviews, and other obnoxiousness,

She’s been trying to be famous for her music for at least 5 years…and she can sing, so maybe it’ll happen, all it too was years and years of trying to get noticed….and now…naked…and getting noticed…this is how she’s getting it done…the best way…what her tits are build for…good….no great…

One more time..

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