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2016

04

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The highlight of the weekend was when a group of drunk jocks, probably on a bachelor party, clearly in their late 40s, walked into the lesbian dive bar I go to because I can’t handle all the straight girls trying to fuck me at the straight dive bars and I like the challenge and conversations I have with lesbians….because they hate me due to penis…

Either way, these guys walked in with so much energy, chanting bullshit, like USA, USA, USA or some shit, only to quickly shut up…when they realized what they walked into…

I don’t know why that was the highlight of the weekend, but it’s the only thing I remember besides meeting a girl with a broken condom fetish, who ripped all her condoms because she wanted accidental loads inside her…it was her thing…her crazy crazy thing…

The Thigh Gaps of This Generation!
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Mariah Carey Panties!
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Amateur Wrestling Goes too Far
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John Stamos Freaks Out at Netflix Office
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Bieber Got Dreads
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Rosie Hungtington on All Fours
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Lawnmower VS Spray Paint
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Should Pornstars Be Respected…
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Pictures from Behind the Scenes of Doctor Strange and it Looks Like a Porn Set….
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Farrah Abraham and Porn Chick in Lingerie
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Katy Perry and Dolly Parton Big Tits Together
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Toucan Lap Dog
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2016

01

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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I didn’t bother with April Fools because I woke up after noon when it is over and I didn’t put the effort in coming up with a played out joke, the only one I wanted to do was announce my death and disappear until next April Fools, but no one cares about me and wouldn’t notice my absence…there would be no write up or obituary in the NY Times…

I figure if you’re going to do the joke, fucking commit, and if I don’t pay attention to calendar’s or annoying basic hobbies everyone tries to play into because their lives suck…

Jokes need a backstory, but if no one cares about you or your backstories…they don’t exist…

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Some 90s Poster Girls
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Taylor Swift Face Plants on Treadmill
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Kylie Jenner Lashes Out at her Young Fans
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Thermite Launcher is the Insane Invention of the Day
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Kendra Wilkinson’s HUGE tits
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Kat Torres Slutty Water Vendor
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Pregnant Erika Christensen – massive Tits
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Gwyneth Paltrow’s Pregnancy Prank…because it’s not the most played the fuck out
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Talking Scarjo Robot
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Slutty Alyssa Arce Tits
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A Bunch of Sluts in Bikinis…
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Chill Dog at the Baseball Game
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Delivery Bike Driver – Jumps a Train
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Kendall Jenner Nipple Ring..
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A Bunch of Liz Hurley Pics…
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Emma Watson’s Skin Whitening Ad
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Making Cocaine in the Amazon
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Asshole Driver of the Day
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Charlize Theron Nipple
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Tennis Cameltoe
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Kim Zolciack Big Mom Tits – Wrecked Face
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Some Bachelor Chick in a Bikini
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Vanessa Hudgens in a Tight Dress
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Poop Girl and Her Huge Tits
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A Bunch of Pam Anderson Pics
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Self Driving Bike in the Netherlands…
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The New Top Gear AD
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Marloes Horst for Free People..
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Random Tumblr Porn
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Ava Addams Has Big Naked Tits
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Hot Sluts in See Through Outfits
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Asshole Driver VS Karma
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This is a Big Dildo
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Big Clit of the Day
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Some Hot Naked Chick in Bed
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Nude Selfie of Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

01

Apr

Britney Spears in a Pink Bikini of the Day

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Britney Spears concludes our late 90s popstars I wanted to fuck, and still want to fuck who are in bikinis..because it’s never too late for bikinis, even though we know that’s not true, it’s just not too old for bikinis yet…

Britney represents so much good, more than just her vagina definition in bikini bottoms, and big fake tits, or fit mom body in her 30s, she has been a puppet used by men, her own family and the industry….to make a lot of fucking money…and she’s still doing it…like a real sex doll…who is all kinds of crazy I want dripping off my face and into my mouth.

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2016

01

Apr

Jessica Simpson’s Bikini Vacation of the Day

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Fat mom Jessica Simpson in a bikini is not an April’s Fool joke, but it is amazing, even if it would have been a joke a few years ago…when her whole body was fat…and now she’s scaled back the gross parts of her because she was paid by Weight Watchers to do that…while keeping her huge fat tits…so thank you Weight Watchers…she’s old, she’s a married mom, but sloppy in all the right ways…ways I want to choke on while reliving my childhood..

I love big tits….flashback from the 90s goodness….

HERE IS HER BIG FAT ASS:

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2016

01

Apr

Kate Bosworth’s Hot as Fuck in a Bikini of the Day

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Kate Bosworth is everything….

I don’t know if Kate Bosworth has a kid yet, but I do know she’s old enough to have a kid, and her vagina has probably had enough penis in her to have a fucking kid…because celebrities don’t use condoms…but they do use abortions…

That said, she’s a model, turned actor, turned model, and she’s still fucking skinny and hot, in a world where everyone is fat, and we hate fat…

Making her a throwback to classy, elegant, not offensive Hollywood of the late 90s…

And I am a fan. She’s perfect.

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2016

01

Apr

Kate Hudson has Nipples of the Day

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Kate Hudson, like most girls who hasn’t had breast cancer, has nipples…and like most girls with small fake tits, or really just small tits, doesn’t need a bra, especially when in a sweater because it’s a good strategy to distract from her old as fuck face…

Draw attention to yourself, famous daughter of a famous mom, dressing all inappropriate, because when you’re a narcissist, with narcissist parents, you can never have enough attention…something she’s proven in the past with all the famous cock that’s rolled through her, meaning this post would be more fun if it was her banged out mom pussy – but that’s always the case..

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2016

01

Apr

Lana Del Rey Ass in Bikini Bottoms of the Day

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Lana Del Rey revolutionized music a few years ago…but not really, but her sad songs were actually worth listening to while crying, raping, or doing whatever it is that you do…

She was a fascinating tormented story of rich girl, who was raised in Lake Placid by a rich guy, only to move to the city to have a rebellious drug addiction, only to have her dad hire a producer and make gold with his otherwise annoying, depressing, failure of a daughter…

Now she’s in a bikini outside her Malibu house, she probably would have had without the music career thanks to being raised rich…but she can say she did it on her own…even though other runaways don’t get record producers, they get AIDS..and die…

I don’t care that her ass isn’t amazing…she’s a singer not a model..so I’m into the fat ass…it’s all about context.

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2016

01

Apr

Krysten Ritter in Glamour Mexico of the Day

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Krysten Ritter is some old as fuck ex-model turned commercial model turned some girl on Breaking Bad who I guess is now on some Netflix produced show where she plays some comic book hero who drinks…and I actually watched the show…because I am pathetic and sometimes use a stolen netflix account to connect with the youth I am trying to fuck…and I actually got sucked into Krysten Ritter, so instead of hating on her, blind to her work, I was brainwashed by the media, which is probably why I hate on all these girls, I don’t watch TV, so I don’t learn to fall in love with them like some loser fan boy who can’t get laid because they haven’t figured out street hookers…

She’s in a Magazine…it’s not exciting..

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2016

01

Apr

Sarah Hyland’s Panties of the Day

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Sarah Hyland is some weird faced…12 year old looking but legal adult…who is on some shitty, yet popular…award winning…despite the awards being insular bullshit that is paid off by producers….show called Modern Family….and now she’s doing ballet in panties…because she’s cultured, thin and worth jerking off to…because she’s on TV…looks 12…and is so intense…like a Russian…

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2016

01

Apr

Bella Hadid is in a Bikini of the Day

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My favorite thing about Bella Hadid is that she’s the bottom feeder…

From being the bottom feeding sister trying to make it as a model, and making it because they have good team of people and strategy of coattail riding….to being the bottom feeding girlfriend of Canadian singer who fucks other girls, or at least gets blowjobs from them – which I know for a fact….thanks the Canada news wire….

It just makes her amazing on so many levels, knowing there will be a self destruct….and she’s not even that hot…it’s like you can put fake tits and a nose job on a pig, it’s still a pig.

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