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Rat Cow Face Shows Off her Ass in Panties of the Day

Bella Thorne Putting her Best Pussy Forward of the Day

Selena Gomez’s Kidney Supplier Francia Raisa has a Fat Ass of the Day

Aubrey Plaza’s Hard Nipple in a Tight Dress of the Day

Charlotte Lawrence Nipples for a Magazine of the Day

2016

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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The nice thing about living the housewife / homeless person / retired and/or unemployed on disability life is watching the free TV channel on some TV someone gave your fat wife a few weeks ago…because watching how to quit sugar according to DR OZ is almost as exciting as watching ELLEN Dance, or staring at DR PHIL’s moustache is key to really understanding the fall of America…the vortex of hell we live…the reason we are obese, dying, braindead, medicated weirdos…it’s like porn quality without the penetration…making it just garbage…

The other nice thing about living the housewife / homeless person / retired and/or unemployed on disability life is leaving the house and seeing all the women who are also living the housewife / homeless person / retired and/or unemployed on disability life and most look tired and sad and willing to let you massage their vaginas.

Life of the bored and the boring…

I know you don’t care what I have to say, or want I finger….so here are some some some links…you probably don’t care about…

Huge Monday Tits
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Courtney Stodden Channelling the Spirit of Michael Jackson is Amazing
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Dump Truck Crushes Passenger Car
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Justin Bieber’s Dreads are Hilarious
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Terrifying Brandi Glanville Upskirt
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Iggy Azaelea Horsback Riding Explains How She Taught Herself How to Take Dick
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Iggy Azaelea Owes the IRS 400k
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Drew Barrymore’s Getting a Divorce. No One Cares.
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Kourtney Kardashian’s Ass in a Bikini
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Selena Gomez in Some Orange Outfit…
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Dancing Dog of the Day
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Girl Kills it with Selfie ARt
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Isabel Lahela in Instagram
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Sluts at the iHeartRadio Show
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Amanda Bynes is 30 and Doing Great
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Gwen Stefani’s Bra Outfit
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Charlize Theron Nipples
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Chris Christie Defends Himself on the Pouring a Small M&Ms bag Into a Large One
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Bella Hadid Swimsuit Slut
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Kesha Could have Got Out of Record Deal if She Didn’t Say Dr Luke Raped Her…
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Selena Gomez Hotness!
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Demi Lovato Lesbian Tits
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Keke Palmer See Through Dress
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Stupid Spark in Face Video
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Power Lines Short Circuit
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Kristen Stewart’s Lesbian is Terrifying
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Beyonce in a Leotard
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Tyga’s Bodyguard Getting Killed is As Hood as TYGA gets
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Kylie Jenner is a Cunt to Her Fans
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Emma Roberts in a Blue Sports Bra
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DR Strange Make-Up is So Gay
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Girls in Sports Bras
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Nikki Sims Topless GIF
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Security VS Masturbating Cam Whore
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This Could be your Sister
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Public Pool Voyeur
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Junkie In Traffic Shows Balls
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Undressing Babe of the Day
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Great Fucking Tits
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Lexi Belle – Naked and Posing
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Random Tumblr Porn
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Nude Selfie of Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

Apr

Taylor Swift Pregnancy of the Day

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About a month ago, I mentioned that Taylor Swift is pregnant.

I am not influential enough for anyone to take me seriously when I write FACTS.

I can think of 15 – 20 times where I called out a crazy exclusive that I got from the front lines of Celebrity….

But No one fucking listens to me.

The past month, notoriously SKINNY Taylor Swift thwarted my claims by wearing fitness clothing, going to the gym, etc….because the first 3 months don’t show…

But going into MONTH 4….she’s having a harder time covering it up….

That said, Taylor Swift is Pregnant….TO SEE THE PROOF CLICK HERE

There was some lame event called “iHEARTRADIO” Awards, they are the biggest Radio station owners and really the people responsible for you knowing all that annoying as fuck pop music you sing along to – because they are exposing you to it without you knowing…

Taylor Swift dressed slutty there…

But there were other sluts there….LIKE SELENA GOMEZ..

To see the pics CLICK HERE

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2016

Apr

Kylie Jenner’s Fat Ass on Snapchat of the Day

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There are two schools of feminist thought on Kylie Jenner and the Kardashians and their whoring.

Some feminists hate them and think they are using feminism as a cheap tactic to basically turn themselves into clickbait. “Dudes like sluts, be a slut, people will notice, call it empowerment”…

While other say that they are actually doing good for feminism, because in this patriarchy, a feminist must use the tool to empower herself, while nudity being one of those tools.

But based on their faces, their pictures, their content, their general brand and vibe…nothing they do is authentic…they are plastic, painted on, vapid and superficial bullshit…

Where even the 18 year old, who is rumored to be pregnant with her black boyfriend their wrote into the “reality” show…is a puppet to their money making egomaniac insanity…

But I’ll still look at her fat ass being spread or bend over into fuck position in a tight dress, even if that ass looks like it was made in their basement plastic surgery fat transplant studio and even if I’ve seen her in person and she looks like a 40 year old with random meat stapled to her face…because I’ve had sex with and even jerked off to weird shit…you see being online since 1995..coupled with being a creepy dirtbag…fully absorbed in this shit…has taken me to weird places…

That’s not to say I could jerk off to this. But I can watch her whoring…whatever the feminist spin, knowing she’s tainting the youth through sluttery. A good thing for those of you who like sluts…because the patriarchy will always win or some shit.

Here is the insane cover of Paper Magazine featuring the clown version of her…

I hate feeding into these idiots – but here’s the sister with the white babies – in a bikini K

Posted in:Kylie Jenner|SFW

2016

Apr

Kate Bosworth Still in a Bikini of the Day

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Kate Bosworth is everything….and I am not just saying that because she was a champion equestrian when she was 14. That would be perverted.

I am saying that because at 33, she’s maintained an amazing fit or skinny body…throughout the way she’s supposed to and it’s a nice change of pace in a world filled with fat chicks and plus sized chicks being celebrated…when skinny, doll faced and amazing is what I actual want to see…and she’s some married chick in her 30s which is so fucked up…until you realize she’s as good as she is…and she is good…just not at acting but who needs to be good at acting when you look like this…right.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Kate Bosworth|SFW

2016

Apr

Kelly Rohrback in GQ Mexico of the Day

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Kelly Rohrbach may be in GQ Mexico, but the most important moment in her career is when Leonardo DiCaprio was inside her…

I mean not that GQ Mexico has ever been the most important in anyone’s career, it’s some bootleg version of the original GQ, and the original GQ is a magazine that’s probably not that influential anymore thanks to the internet, and they probably buy all kinds of porn traffic like all these other websites do, since advertisers that overpay them don’t know better…but the pics are still hot.

You see, I don’t care if a publication is all bullshit, even VICE something the mainstream seems to see as alternative, while the alternative see as “sell outs’…are buying traffic, inflating numbers and running bullshit impressions for advertisers…it’s been a thing since the internet started and even before the internet used to print extra copies to lie about circulation only to incinerate them….so no one knows better…LIES EVERYWHERE…

I just care that they waste their money on average at best photoshoots, because boring bikini photoshoots may be boring, but Kelly Rohrbach from the back, is pretty fucking great..even if it’s boring.

We’re in a porn generation, she’s a slutty model who fucks A-Listers, she’s just angled her brand in a way that got her in some B-Movie called BAYWATCH…so she could be doing porn in these pics and we’d care for 10 – 15 seconds….

None of this shit matters…

Posted in:Kelly Rohrbach|SFW

2016

Apr

Mariah Carey Panties in Pantyhose of the Day

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Mariah Carey is marrying a billionaire, she’s probably worth well over 200 million dollar herself, making the billionaire think he’s not getting in with a gold digger, but rather a successful celebrity with the voice of an angel, who has gone out there and made it her own way, a way people probably forget involved being married to the head of her label….which in and of itself is gold digging…

Talent aside, her career fully based on prostitution.

So when she’s posting pics of her ass in panties on her instagram, like a classy billionaire’s wife, or a classy multi multi millionaire superstar probably shouldn’t, you have to remember how she got where she got with what she had…because lots of girls can sing, not all girls who can sing can become Mariah Carey…

Doesn’t matter, because I appreciate this kind of behavior, just a rich girl who thinks she’s looking good in a way girls normally pretend they don’t like being looked at…the up stair upskirt, something men everywhere are familiar with, I mean some of my favorite years were when I used to wait at the bottom of stairs at the mall just to follow girl in skirts upstairs, I was unemployed, it was my fitness…

What I am saying is that I am into this..

Posted in:Mariah Carey|SFW

2016

Apr

Bella Hadid’s Bathing Suit of the Day

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In case you don’t read the site, the theme of the day is Bootleg…and Bella Hadid is hilarious to me because she’s bootleg on all levels…

Not only is she the bootleg girlfriend to a guy from Canada called The Weeknd, who fucks other girls…I know this for FACT…

But she’s also a bootleg model, being the bootleg Hadid sister, who has had plastic surgery thanks to being rich in efforts of making herself seem less bootleg, and brands and magazines are buying into her, because it’s easy to just buy into it and go along with it….

These are pics of her bootleg paparazzi in St Barths, because she’s rich, and calling the paparazzi to take pics of you in a bathing suit is what these fame whores do, it’s part of their PR team’s strategy…but next time she should maximize the white bathing suit’s best feature, it’s ability to be see through…because wet see through bathing suits make anyone, bootleg or not, worth jerking off to…

I wouldn’t say I’m not a fan of weird looking girls in bathing suits spending their trust fun to change the world through being vapid modeling bootleg Kardashians…because I like girls in bathing suits even if everything they represent and the way they spend their money is the fucking worst…

I wonder if people will ever realize that being rich and having excess money becomes absurd and disgusting at a certain point, it just doesn’t make your life that great no matter how many stupid cars they have. You can make 200,000 dollars a year and still live a decent life. The only good thing about being rich, along with being able to pay your bills, is the hookers that try to fuck you because of it, but everything else is just garbage including the spoiled brat kids you end up having with those hookers that fuck you because your rich…..like Bella Hadid…

Posted in:Bella Hadid|SFW

2016

Apr

Rita Ora’s See Through of the Day

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Rita Ora is a Bootleg Rihanna, the word of the day is Bootleg…and bootleg isn’t necessarily a bad thing – it’s just that people lack creativity and the public isn’t open to new or innovative, so even if Rita Ora was more than a bootleg Rihanna impersonator, she is forced to give the people what they are used to in order to sell records…something I don’t think she’s done to date, but she exists…and is in lingerie shooting her new video on the street like a street walker…

I guess it’s some tribute or glimpse into how she was found outside the club before she launched her career….having sex with DJs…

TO SE THE REST OF HER DOING THIS “SUPERHERO” IN LINGERIE SHIT CLICK HERE

I am more into her SNAPCHAT TITS…

Posted in:Rita Ora|SFW

2016

Apr

Em Rat Cow Rubbing Her Pussy on her Boyfriend’s Head of the Day

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Rat Cow does anything she can for a little attention.

She is level zero in talent, she’s got nothing to offer and her face is fucking mangled and weird.

The only redeeming thing about her is her huge fake tits on her skinny frame, which I guess she’s well aware of because she’s made her career being what the UK has been doing for decades – TITTY GLAMOUR MODELS….only Rat Cow’s not that Glamour….

I don’t hate her for doing what she does, she’s making money and doesn’t need to work, I just hate that people buy into her and think she’s this amazing thing…oh right…no one does that…they just see her tits and her instagram following and follow her and give her work because I guess that’s all we really need in this world of iphone pics making slutty girls millions.

I know she’s probably on the outs, but she’s still whoring and that is something we should all support….you know the bootleg model, bootleg actress, bootleg porn chick, bootleg instagram personality combined…makes this…

Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski|SFW

2016

Apr

Katy Perry and Dolly Parton Compare Tits at the Acm Awards of the Day

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Katy Perry and Dolly Parton performed Jolene together and I am only posting this very shitty quality video because I liked my caption, headline, clickbait…because I imagine that’s what happened backstage.

As a Dolly Parton fan, I love her music and her massive tits on her small frame…while being a great singer songwriter…with massive tits…I like everything she does..and as Katy Perry non-fan, her music and talent is the worst, I only like her big tits, and not even that much…they are just sort of their, they come stock with the cankles…I figure tits on tits is the tits…or something…

TO SEE MORE PICS OF KATY PERRY MOCKING COUNTRY HERE

Posted in:Katy Perry|SFW