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Halle Berry in a Lingerie Outfit Despite Being 100 of the Day

2016

Apr

Anna Ewers Rhymes with Sewers Naked of the Day

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Anna Ewers Rhymes with Sewers is my name for model Anna Ewers Rhymes with Sewers…who has done a lot of nude photoshoots in her quest to become a Victoria’s Secret model….that’s every model dream…

She’s German, possibly a product of the Nazi run human genetic modification program in the 40s to make an Aryan race based on Hitler, a Jewish man with brown hair’s idea of perfection….

I mean looking at her body, and her face that’s pretty possible, she’s perfect, I mean other than the whole GERMAN thing, they just don’t want you knowing that she was made in a lab, but they will throw her nude pics at you over and over again…because nude makes for famous and distracts you from asking questions….

The sad thing in this pic is her bush or lack of bush…because I am a bush advocate who encourages all women to save their bush, not shave their bush, the bigger the bush, spilling out of panties like a little pillow for my dick…the better.

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2016

Apr

Pregnant Bar Refaeli Ass in a Bikini of the Day

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Like any husband who has knocked up his wife and is forced to deal with the pregnancy…I don’t think there is anything hot about a pregnant chick…other than that the pregnant girl in question lets dudes cum inside them..whether it’s husband or boyfriends…I approve of the creampie…it’s my favorite kind of pie…more American than Apple pie…

There’s a window of opportunity where a pregnant chick, as long as she’s pregnant with another dude’s kid, is hot…otherwise those good months of pregnancy go unappreciated knowing bitch is trying to ruin your life…and make it more of a nightmare…but when she’s pregnant with someone else in the first few weeks, you can’t get her pregnant and you can statistically assume she’s got no STDs as the doctor checks for that, while appreciating her hormonal tits…

Bar Refaeli, married model, is no longer in that zone, but some really lonely and sad people love Ready to Drop porn….so here it is….

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2016

Apr

Topless Rachel Hilbert of the Day

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Models can’t really make it as models without going topless…Whether in instagram modeling, or fashion modeling, or commercial modeling, or even just doing shitty photoshoots with local photographers telling you they want to make “art” with you….everyone in America is following Europe’s lead…

I don’t know how recent these are, but her name is Rachel Hilbert, she works for Victoria’s Secret and at 21, I am going to assume that it’s from the last 3 years, which as an old fuck pervert, that’s new enough for me… I don’t know if I’ve already posted these, because as an old as fuck pervert who has been doing this site everyday for the last 12 years….I don’t remember all the tits I’ve seen, but they have made it hard for me to maintain an erection when I see tits thanks to being desensitized, but that could just be the diabetes…and really who gives a fuck if I did, we can just recycle this shit…over and over…young, small, underwear model tits…perfect…

Here’s a pic from her instagram with another hot model named Yara Khmidan …black and white makes it art….

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2016

Apr

Chloe Grace Moretz Vagina Definition of the Day

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Chloe Grace Moretz didn’t really age very well….and she’s only 19….which is suprising because her dad is a Plastic Surgeon…

You’d think he’d be giving her tits, maybe a new face, unless he already did that when she was a kid before selling her to the entertainment industry after “realizing Moretz loved to act, so we did some Auditions”….in what I call stage parent excuse number 1….that got her into Kickass in Spandex for the real creepers…

I guess tits and face isn’t really her concern, because it’s her vagina that likes to eat…at least that’s what you’d think when looking at her vagina eat her pants…

I don’t know if that’s a labia reduction surgery, but would assume it’s not bcause otherwise it’d look more like a dick in her leggings, maybe it’s liposuction situation, or maybe it’s just a size-up your pants, you’re not an EXTRA SMALL anymore…unless she just wants you to see her little (not so little, looks kinda long) slit with pants jacked up into it….I would assume since she’s famous and knows paparazzi follow her…this is intentional…I’d say she wants to see this, but it’s probably her family that has their hands in her pocket more into keeping her talked about..

Either way, here’s some pussy definition

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2016

Apr

Bella Hadid on Instagram Topless of the Day

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Bella Hadid posted this picture of her looking pretty half Asian for photographer Russell James, who is probably best known for working with Victoria’s Secret – announcing some “secret project”…that I would argue isn’t really secret, or can’t really be secret, since no one actually gives a fuck about Bella Hadid, and even if the project was heavily public, let’s say with a topless pic on instagram – no one would care…

The only “secret” in her life is that her boyfriend The Weeknd, gets blowjobs back home in toronto from girls I know…FACT…not that any touring musician doesn’t fuck everyone on the road…while every famewhore rich kid dates anyone high profile to make them more legit.

The funny thing in this Instagram pic is her caption of “Sorry mama”….like her mom would be against this, her mom is some sugarbaby gold digging model whore who named her Bella, and who paid for Bella’s plastic surgery, to sell off to her modeling agency to be bootleg Kardashians…if anything her mom was has set up hidden cameras in her bathroom to sell the footage at the right time…

Silly…But it’s still some bootleg model rich kid who is the second favorite in the family of two posting topless panty pics for the people…which is a level of thirsty, slutty, attention seeking I dig…

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2016

Apr

Zoe Kravitz for Matt Jones of the Day

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Zoe Kravitz is the worst. I don’t know why she bothers me so much, it’s not a racist thing, and let’s be real, she’s barely black…both her parents were half white, accessible, Jewish people in the entertainment industry, in an era where it was easier to get work being accessible, white / jewish black…than black…

In fact the only interesting thing about Zoe Kravitz is that her her grandmother on her dad’s side was the Willis’ black wife on The Jeffersons…that was the last generation of people with actual substance in her family deserved attention.

Whether her genetic composition is more white than black or not, doesn’t matter…because what matters is that she’s a spoiled brat rich kid, who was raised by these self involved parents who tried so hard to be spiritual and have depth, because as you know, these celebrities being in the entertainment industry alone makes them vapid cunts and all the other soul searching they do in their identity crisis is just superficial, pretentious bullshit…

Meaning, Zoe Kravitz didn’t have a chance, she was raised so alternative, to come across as this cerebral, artist, bullshit…as she tries to be an actor, model, personality…artist…but she’s really just a rich kid with a trust fund, spoiled as fuck…it’s not really her fault she’s annoying, but at least in her hipster quest to have depth her family pretends to have in their mansions…she shows nipples….and that’s pretty solid…if it’s the only thing she’s really given us that matters…

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2016

Apr

Ariel Winter On All Fours of the Day

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Ariel Winter has it all figured out!

She’s grew up on a hit TV show, where creepy perverts watched her go through puberty, obsessing over the size of her tits and her baby fat, only to make her feel insecure about how big they were, cutting them off…always a tragedy whenever you hear a story of young titty murder…

I figure obsessing over 16 year old tits is creepy as fuck, but when their parents whore her out to the media to cash the fuck in, you can’t be blamed…the media feeing you these tits, tempting your half retard, uneducated, tit focused, pervert, sex obsessed, always horny ass, while reminding you she’s underage making her something you shouldn’t want or like, which just makes you want it more…they know what they are doing…

I never watched the show, I don’t watch TV, it annoys me. I only heard about this one when she turned 18 and I only write about her because she’s fat, even with her chopped off tits and people are all about her….so much so that she’s staging weird bikini pics like she’s not fat….

Sure, fat at 18, or “thick” at 18, is not offensively fat…but give this girl 5 years and I assure you, she’ll be on some ROSEANNE bar level of PRECIOUS…

I can tell by her neck, and by the fact that even 30 year old fit girls I know are battling cellulite…just imagine how that works out for chubby at 18 year olds…genetically they have more challenges…

But right now, she knows her angles as she crawls around on all fours…in a picture she posted on her social media…meaning she saw this staged paparazzi pic, and said “I want my fans to see me like this”…ass from the back…why, what’s the takeaway, what’s the point other than giving dudes something to jerk off to…that’s the only point of posting an unsolicited pic like this…pretty slutty! Thanks slutty! We like Slutty!

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2016

Apr

Charlize Theron’s Tits in GQ of the Day

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Charlize Theron is in GQ UK showing off some tits…like she wasn’t 100 years old…

This is the magazine they quoted her complaining about being too pretty for compelling roles in Hollywood, because the compelling roles are for ugly chicks like Jennifer Lawrence, and the only compelling role she had required her being made ugly in Make-Up…leading to her Academy Award….in Monster…

The thing I fear about Charlize Theron is that she came from a broken home, with broken spirits, now disguised with fame and fortune, but at one time was her South African upbringing where her mom killed her dad, making me think he probably touched her inappropriately, leading to a lot of issues like being a victim thinking it’s ok to kill me, I mean why else would a wife kill a husband…it’s usually to defend her nest, her babies….before sending them off to model and whore herself to America…and it worked…

I guess she’s still long, lean, lovely while busting out, despite being old…memories of her in 1997 Playboy before really breaking out…only far less naked…

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2016

Apr

Hailey Clauson’s Lexus Campaign of the Day

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Part of being the Sports Illustrated cover girl, probably the most relevant part of being the Sports Illustrated cover girl, other than maybe the ego of being the Sports Illustrated cover girl to people who remember when Sports Illustrated still mattered, is booking a campaign with the lead sponsor, which I assume is Lexus…

It’s the upsell to try to trick brands to hand over millions of dollars to get involved in the outdated magazine…”we’ll do a shoot with our photog an your car with our model, please pay us”….

It’s also the only one of their models getting paid to be in the magazine, and not even by the magazine, making it the best scam ever…”Let’s use girls for free to make money, to make our subscribers not cancel”…clever on their part, pretty dumb on the girl’s part…all they get out of it is some press and a free trip…and some bragging rights to girls who aren’t in Sports Illustrated Swim…

The magazine came out in February, so I’ve probably already posted these pics, and I generally don’t like posting LEXUS ads just because they have some overrated model in a bikini being a car show import model…which I guess when they do it for Lexus Toyota seems more classy then for Ron the Tinting guy down the street for a bunch of Asian dudes in a parking lot…but it’s virtually the same half naked whoring…and we like half naked whoring…

Lexus should pay me for this…