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2023

31

May

Weight Watcher Wednesday of the Day

NO FAT CHICKS ALLOWED.

HERE IS THE REMINDER.

FOR INCLUSIVITY.

WE DO FAT CONTENT

WE JUST HATE IT…

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Posted in:Fatty

2023

30

May

Sophie Mudd Lingerie of the Day

Sophie Mudd may not have nipples, she all tit, built like a Barbie Doll, but that’s never stopped me for staring at tit….plus to all us spectators out there, she is already all tit, just a working body to house and fuel those tits….

It’s one of those philosophical questions, is a tits still a tit if it doesn’t have a nipple on it and as far as I’m concerned, it is.

There are ghostie nips, inverted nips, cancer removed nips….and proven time and time again, like it this case, no nip, no problem.

That should be my slogan…..catch phrase me “Happy Face” billion dollar money maker….

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Posted in:Sophie Mudd

2023

30

May

Dua Lipa Bed of the Day

I guess the parasites in the brains of the people are just burrowed in so deep that people can’t help by follow the leader when it comes to posting sexual content on the internet….

It’s like the people are such aggressive exhibitionists that they can’t take a slutty selfie without sharing it to their millions of followers.

Back in the day sending your bikini pic to one dude was considered slutty, two or three made you a whore, and now if you don’t get 1,000,000 impressions on your slutty selfie, you don’t exist.

So even when they are superstars, arguably the top popstar of the times, you can’t just keep the perv content to yourself, you must let the people in on it and that’s a pretty wonderful thing.

Now, I don’t give a fuck about Albania’s own Dua Lipa, but she’s taking a slutty selfie like a whore, so I care about her a little more than I otherwise would….

INFLUENCE THE FANS into slutty selfies for generations to COME and to CUM….

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2023

30

May

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

I feel like I was just assaulted. This cross-dressing, WOMAN-Face trend is pretty fucking real, and I am not sure if it’s for INCELs who couldn’t get laid and who thought chicks had it easier taking advantage of being able to be chicks, or if it’s just the new goth, or tattooed of the generation, but I will say this…..

I saw at least two to three tight pant wearers, one who wasn’t even shy about the dick print, the other two at least did the tuck, all clearly on ESTROGEN with the tits, or maybe drinking too many SOY MILKSHAKES and it was a fucking RAPE to my eyes.

ALL IN THE NAME OF PROGRESS…

Here’s some tight pants, be warned to do a thorough investigation on what’s in the TIGHT pants before getting excited about the tight pants….trans lives mattering has made them everywhere…

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Posted in:Tight Pants

2023

30

May

Ashley Benson Blackface Bikini of the Day

I don’t know if Ashley Benson can get cancelled because she’s LGBTQ+ after eating the parasites out of some celebrity lesbian ass for a few years, before going back to dick, absorbing the cum inside her like her body missed it, and making her far more attractive looking for not being some fair weather dyke by choice….who quits gay for oil Heir and Lohan Fire Crotch calling Brandon Davis….

I just know that in these contentious times, this outraged and angry times, this everyone hates everyone times, this make up artist from Disney gets cancelled for not being gay yet being inspired by gays, craziness….where Target and Bud and everyone else are fucking nuts, because everything is fucking nuts….whether it’s Black Lives, or whatever the fuck people are mad about…race, gender, bullshit, we all fucking suck grow up….

However, Black Face is just up there with the n-word in bad, not much worse, maybe so bad it overrides her GAY GET OUT OF JAIL FREE CARD….but I guess only time will tell…but luckily for us, her tits are out in her RACIST TIRADES…and unlucky for her, the lesbian virtue signalling was just a perv fetish……and the cancel mob will lynch her black face was actually black face…IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN>..

Posted in:Ashley Benson

2023

30

May

Jordana Brewster Bikini of the Day

Jordana Brewster, you PANAMANIAN dream in her mid to late 40s posted up a bikini picture like she’s trying to be some kind of BOND girl, possibly to generate some attention from the new FAST FURIOUS movie she is probably not in, but was in and that should count as some spillover fans searching her on instagram in need of a “Where is she now that they’ve replaced her with some other useless cunt in a franchise that is insane to still be generating revenue and likely the evidence we are doomed as a society”….

In her bikini pic, her bikini is so low rise, you can practically see her PANAMANIAN tax evading dick….and shockingly, the old lady has no bush at all, which is a little tragic to a bush lover like me, but at her age, she probably has not choice by the wax it all off because it’s SILVER BEAVER…..

DO WE CARE.

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Posted in:Jordana Brewster

2023

30

May

Maddie Ziegler Bikini Top of the Day

Maddie Ziegler is technically a professional dancer. I don’t really know what that means, since most of the strippers I’ve had lap dances from and even the ones I haven’t had lap dances from and even the one who charged me 100 dollars to make herself squirt in the VIP room, which was basically her peeing all over the VIP room, all thought of themselves as professional dancers.

Dancing is stupid, so if you get paid to move around like a fool without feeling shame or embarrassment, then you are a professional dancer.

If you go to school for dance, you’ve got to be some kind of idiot, but that’s ok, if the stars align properly, you’ll be a stripper too.

In Maddie’s case, she was in child dance reality shows, probably got some dance lessons during the process, got cast in some music videos, turned 18, turned the slutty outfit content on, probably wants to be a legitimate actress, which requires no talent or skill and she’s already in the right place.

While she works on that, teasing the camera and creepy fans in her bikini, is a decent marketing strategy to keep her top of mind, since influencer status equals getting cast for shit….and slutty half naked content equals influencer status….you know, simple maths.

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2023

30

May

Elsa Hosk Nipples in a See Through Dress of the Day

Elsa Hosk is a bit of a legend. From Swedish women’s basketball fetish work, to nude modeling to make a name for herself, to being the stand-in or understudy, or back-up plan for Candice Swanepoel at Victoria’s Secret when she was off breeding her multiple children over the course of 3-4 years, basically being the always pregnant wife on Family Guy only a Victoria’s Secret model and not a cartoon, which is less fucking lame and creepy to jerk off to….Elsa’s made her mark.

So even now that VS has gone WOKE / Gone Broke in some knee jerk reaction her corporate shareholders probably manipulated them into doing as they attempted to recreate society by shaming hot skinny chicks and elevating basic fat girls who deserved a shot because they existed…..a democratizing of hotness, ability, that’s more of some COMMIE shit than anything, because if there was a vote on it, we’d all say “BRING THE HOTTEST BACK”….

But yeah, even after being FIRED FOR BEING HOT from VS, the model still brings out the tits, now a mom, recently at some AIDS to give boners to the straight guys at the gay event because it’s not a death sentence and all part of the everyone has AIDS future SEE PICTURES OF THOSE TITS IN THAT AIDS OUTFIT HERE

She also brought her hot tits out in some brown outfit too….she understands how to market herself without a billion dollar brand doing it for her I guess..

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Posted in:Elsa Hosk

2023

30

May

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

In being an irrelevant website that no one remembers or cares existed has made being an ambassador of the ITTY BITTY TITTY movement pretty unrewarding.

I’ve loved small tits for as long as I can remember, I figure it has to do with hating fat chicks, or soft bodied chicks, who typically come with bigger tits. It probably has something to do with the whole hating fake tits, since I don’t like being lied to and misled, my autism spectrum level doesn’t allow it. I need truth at all times and the kind of weak bitch trying to game the world with tits she bought for 5k annoys me….it’s like 5k may not be easy for me to get, but for a chick, that’s a fucking joke to get and to go under the knife to get tits to impress dudes is just fucking lame as fuck….

So yeah, I’m here endorsing small tits all day, doing HERO work, feminists should love me despite having called me a misogynist in the past for being misunderstood, they’ll see I love women or their tits of all sizes.

They’ll know that if I can convince one girl from going under the knife, or killing herself for having small tits, by sexualizing tiny. tits since they are tits, I deserve some kind of price, a celebration, a TROPHY, maybe some tit pics in the INBOX bro….

Yet I get none of that, a hero without the support of the community doesn’t know he’s a hero at all….so how about some positive reinforcement you sluts.

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Posted in:TINY TITS

2023

30

May

Belly Button Cleaning and Other Youtube Shorties of the Day

Hottie Gets Dressed

Surf Girl in Bali

Thong on for the Water Slide

Paramore Upskirt…

Jugular Fetish Video

Big Ass Pyjamas

Tour of the 10k per Month Slut House

Posted in:Videos|Youtube Shorties!