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2016

11

Apr

MTV Movie Awards Happened of the Day

MTV Movie Awards Happened and No one Cared…at least I didn’t care.

I wasn’t invited, I don’t like award shows, I don’t watch award shows, I don’t even have cable in an era where cable barely exists. It just isn’t interesting.

I know these awards are all “advertorial”…you know sponsored content from the film companies, and the actors who attend are nominated, even though the awards themselves are meaningless.

In the mid 90s, I can understand why MTV and their bullshit awards was a thing, but they’ve lost hard to YOUTUBE and now the only thing they can be proud of is TEEN MOM and JERSEY SHORE….

This is just one big commercial, but then again, I guess everything is designed to sell product, get snapchat followers, and all that other bullshit that is media…

I wasn’t going to do a post on this, but figured it was a disservice to you, my one reader…because you live for these sluts, dressed up, ready to attend events you aren’t invited to…but I hate it….all of it…unless there’s vag or tits…it’s garbage…

Cara Delevingne….

Charlize Theron….

Daisy Ridley

Farrah Abraham…Porn TiTs

Ariana Grande – Dressed Up…

Halsey

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Fat Jessica Chastain Tits…

Kat Graham Ass…

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Brittany Snow Cleavage

Kendall Jenner Rubbing Her Leg…

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2016

11

Apr

Alessandra Ambrosio in a Magazine of the Day

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Alessandra Ambrosio’s hard nipples were brought out in a magazine, because she’s an old mom who’s tits have been sucked on by both potential employers and her babies she had being a good Catholic Brazilian..coupled with increased sensitivity from her fake tits…

She’s still a model, still has a fit body, but is still boring to me. It’s that whole mom thing and overexposure from being in Victoria’s Secret that I hate….she’s like the McDonalds of models…

Either way, These pics came out 4 days ago, I spent 4 days deciding whether to post them since I posted the paparazzi pics when they were shot a while ago and even those bored me…and who needs more Ambrosio really, a hard mom still modeling when she should retire nipples in a bathing suit is exciting to some – I guess…just not to me…

Here’s her tits from her instagram yesterday….with the hashtag “forevervacation”….we get it you rich cunt.

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2016

11

Apr

Iggy Azalea Fat Ass in Short Tight Shorts of the Day

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Iggy Azalea disgusts me, but that doesn’t mean I can’t buy into her self promoting, life changing, earth shattering, don’t matter tight shorts…that she wants people to talk about, because they are terrifying, and because she’s a bottom feeding talentless slag who needs all the help she can get to get an audience…whether it’s fake ass or not, she’s out there on the prowl for attention….and always has been – that’s why she exits – make noise, fuck the right people, use the media, cause controversy, pretend your a stripper have a disgusting ass, own that ass, target that ass to black men by Cultural appropriation….

Fake white, fake bitch, fake angle, fake raps, fake ass, fake Australian, fake shorts, fake hair, fake vagina,

So fake, not sure if these pics even happened…

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2016

11

Apr

Miley Cyrus “leaked” pictures of the Day

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I doubt these are recent, but Miley Cyrus is lovely. She’s managed to take her Disney character and leverage it, almost perfectly into this polar opposite character who was always high, naked, advocating drugs, putting herself out there in a crazy TUMBLR kind of way and seeing a ton of fucking success with that hustle, because it shocked, was interesting, and not necessarily unusual in pop music, but unusual for Disney Child stars to just do it so seamlessly…

It was this “I don’t give a fuck”…social media driven…teen at the mall angst…with titties, bush, feminism, nipples, ridiculouslness everywhere…

She’s been on stage with strap on dicks, she’s had her pussy spread in fashion mags, all while being a bullshit, lie just being marketed well..

So these “leaked” pics are probably not leaked at all, they are strategically put out there for press now that she’s engaged and has gone back to her rich as fuck, cashed in, boring, wholesome life….and is just a reminder of how she faked this image and vibe and social media whore wildness so well…because she’s a fucking actor..this is what Disney trained her for…

Fun pics. Glad they happened.

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2016

11

Apr

Bella Thorne Working It for Coconut Water in a Bikini of the Day

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I think it’s safe to say that the most important thing to happen this past weekend and arguably the year in Hollywood pussy is Bella Thorne…

I don’t know if this is a product placement or ad for Coconut water, but I am going to assume that it is, since the product is all over this staged paparazzi bikini shoot, making this actual prostituting rather than just attention whoring….and when a girl is getting paid to run around in a skimpy bikini, doing booty shelf selfie poses she’s practiced on her own, so that you can practically see her asshole and bush…makes her almost magical…

I love her body, I love her hustle, I love how she’s taken over social media, I love how shameless she is, I love how she’s doing instagram better than instagram whores and is booking more and more acting jobs as an it girl….

But most importantly, I love that this is what celebrity is about now…shameless, low hanging fruit, half nakedness to get an audience to pitch to brands and movie producers…because social media finally caught up with how perverted and sex obsessed voyeurs and exhibitionists humans are….

I remember when people pretended to be wholesome, classy, and jerking off to them was impossible because they were always clothed….

Look at things now..way more convenient for our laziness…feed me what I want to see…and that’s less of her latch on sister – and more of Bella Throne and her 40 year old fit mom body…

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2016

11

Apr

Rita Ora Topless Piano Pic of the Day

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RITA ORA is a lot of fun…

These piano pics are from a Terry Richardson shoot she did with LUI magazine. I posted the rest of the pics a month or more ago HERE …

But like anyone who knows who Rita Ora is, including but not limited to every producer she fucked to get her a record career – after being with a Kardashian….as well as RITA ORA herself….you can’t get enough of her tits, in fact, they are all she really has going for her…so she sure as fuck better milk them as hard as she can into stardom she wants so bad – but has barely pulled off…since the world only needs on RHIANNA…

So keep em’ coming, one day, she’ll break through…I mean the fact she hasn’t is ridiculous based on all circles she runs, and by runs I mean fucks, in…

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2016

11

Apr

Anna Ewers Rhymes with Sewers Naked of the Day

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Anna Ewers Rhymes with Sewers is my name for model Anna Ewers Rhymes with Sewers…who has done a lot of nude photoshoots in her quest to become a Victoria’s Secret model….that’s every model dream…

She’s German, possibly a product of the Nazi run human genetic modification program in the 40s to make an Aryan race based on Hitler, a Jewish man with brown hair’s idea of perfection….

I mean looking at her body, and her face that’s pretty possible, she’s perfect, I mean other than the whole GERMAN thing, they just don’t want you knowing that she was made in a lab, but they will throw her nude pics at you over and over again…because nude makes for famous and distracts you from asking questions….

The sad thing in this pic is her bush or lack of bush…because I am a bush advocate who encourages all women to save their bush, not shave their bush, the bigger the bush, spilling out of panties like a little pillow for my dick…the better.

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2016

11

Apr

Pregnant Bar Refaeli Ass in a Bikini of the Day

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Like any husband who has knocked up his wife and is forced to deal with the pregnancy…I don’t think there is anything hot about a pregnant chick…other than that the pregnant girl in question lets dudes cum inside them..whether it’s husband or boyfriends…I approve of the creampie…it’s my favorite kind of pie…more American than Apple pie…

There’s a window of opportunity where a pregnant chick, as long as she’s pregnant with another dude’s kid, is hot…otherwise those good months of pregnancy go unappreciated knowing bitch is trying to ruin your life…and make it more of a nightmare…but when she’s pregnant with someone else in the first few weeks, you can’t get her pregnant and you can statistically assume she’s got no STDs as the doctor checks for that, while appreciating her hormonal tits…

Bar Refaeli, married model, is no longer in that zone, but some really lonely and sad people love Ready to Drop porn….so here it is….

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2016

11

Apr

Topless Rachel Hilbert of the Day

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Models can’t really make it as models without going topless…Whether in instagram modeling, or fashion modeling, or commercial modeling, or even just doing shitty photoshoots with local photographers telling you they want to make “art” with you….everyone in America is following Europe’s lead…

I don’t know how recent these are, but her name is Rachel Hilbert, she works for Victoria’s Secret and at 21, I am going to assume that it’s from the last 3 years, which as an old fuck pervert, that’s new enough for me… I don’t know if I’ve already posted these, because as an old as fuck pervert who has been doing this site everyday for the last 12 years….I don’t remember all the tits I’ve seen, but they have made it hard for me to maintain an erection when I see tits thanks to being desensitized, but that could just be the diabetes…and really who gives a fuck if I did, we can just recycle this shit…over and over…young, small, underwear model tits…perfect…

Here’s a pic from her instagram with another hot model named Yara Khmidan …black and white makes it art….

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2016

11

Apr

Chloe Grace Moretz Vagina Definition of the Day

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Chloe Grace Moretz didn’t really age very well….and she’s only 19….which is suprising because her dad is a Plastic Surgeon…

You’d think he’d be giving her tits, maybe a new face, unless he already did that when she was a kid before selling her to the entertainment industry after “realizing Moretz loved to act, so we did some Auditions”….in what I call stage parent excuse number 1….that got her into Kickass in Spandex for the real creepers…

I guess tits and face isn’t really her concern, because it’s her vagina that likes to eat…at least that’s what you’d think when looking at her vagina eat her pants…

I don’t know if that’s a labia reduction surgery, but would assume it’s not bcause otherwise it’d look more like a dick in her leggings, maybe it’s liposuction situation, or maybe it’s just a size-up your pants, you’re not an EXTRA SMALL anymore…unless she just wants you to see her little (not so little, looks kinda long) slit with pants jacked up into it….I would assume since she’s famous and knows paparazzi follow her…this is intentional…I’d say she wants to see this, but it’s probably her family that has their hands in her pocket more into keeping her talked about..

Either way, here’s some pussy definition

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