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2023

27

Jul

Sarah Michelle Gellar Modest Swimsuit of the Day

Sarah Michelle Gellar comeback in a burkini…

Sarah Michelle has probably been jerked off to by some of the weirdest, no 50 year old dudes, who just fell in love with her on Buffy. There was a Sarah Michelle Gellar many years ago, and it was pretty much dominated by the Buffy Bros who weren’t ashamed of professing their love for Gellar being Buffy, or the fact that they watched Buffy…and it was an eye opening experience to those of us who didn’t watch that shit, or fall in love with an actress on that shit, even if it was a simpler time, dudes were still fucking pathetic..

Well, she pretty much disappeared from my radar for a decade, because I haven’t crafted a sex doll out of a fleshlight, pillow and ipad with her face on it….but there are dudes out ther who have…

And she’s recently been making a mid 40 year old mom comeback, this time in a modest bikini, that could even be a BURKINI, which the local Arab Women I see all veiled up would think is probably a racy swimsuit due to the neckline, but not racy enough for the desensitized by hardcore porn and the slutty outfits worn outside on the daily crowd….which would be US….

It’s like get with the program boomer and get naked on the internet like everyone else…BOOMER

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2023

27

Jul

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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Oops……

Titty DROPS…which are generally not an accidental tit falling out of a shirt when a woman is bending over to get you a coffee or to serve you at the diner, but it happens…

These Titty Drops, are more of a scripted tribute to that, a little performative, but not in an annoying way like actual theatre, which is gay as shit….or even stand up comedy, which people seem really excited to experience from a bunch of losers who just drop the same jokes in different cities, over and over again, like fucking groundhog day and not in a good way, because it’s lazy and boring…no matter how well paid they are…

Titty Drops are a better kind of scripted, even if practiced in front of the mirror many times before releasing them to the world….

Here are those titty drops….that aren’t an OOPS, but are more a “imagine this was an accidental flash”….it’s good.

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2023

27

Jul

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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Nature’s Highlighter to remind us all that the sun is our friend, at least for staying alive, but also for bitches in bikinis getting tanlines so that when they are naked, you can see the good parts all highlighted by not being exposed and stained by the evil sun….you freaks.

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2023

26

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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I recently found out that the punchline or the premise of the overhyped, over politicized, over-intellectualized, outdated pro-woman bullshit that should only resonate with bitter old childless millennials, is that that Barbie gets a vagina. The movie that is being heavily marketed and hyped as a culturally experience in these modern times, is summed up in a story about giving Barbie a vagina…

I am sure all the weird dudes out there who have been carving vaginas into their Barbie collections for sexual purposes is pretty upsetting, not because grown men having Barbie collections is weird enough, or that carving vaginas into their Barbie collections is weird enough, but that if only they made a Hollywood script out of their weirdness, instead of trying to hide their weirdness, washing their cum covered Barbies after each and every use, they’d be rich and friends with Margot Robbie, who I don’t think is dreamy, or as hot as a Barbie, but people do, especially those so sad and lonely that they carve vaginas into Barbie dolls….

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Cam Girl Of the Day
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J.Lo Turns 54 in a Bikini
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The Cavinder Twins Do a Synchronized Workout
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Megan Fox has Concealed her Nipples
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Michelle Rodriguez Nip Slip
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7 Keys to Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse
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Greta Gerwig Naked in her Early Days
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Alessandra Ambrosio in a Bikini in Ibiza
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Madison Pettis Bikinis in Greece
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Zoe Saldana Tied Up
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Halle Bailey Covered in Mud
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Sydney Smith Does Gymnastics Around the World
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Lori Harvey Nipple Pokies
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The Chemical Brothers have a New Video
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Sinead O’Connor – She Dead
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Lana Del Rey Works a Shift at Waffle House
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Drake Impressed by a 36G Bra
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Em Rata in her White Bikini
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Karlie Kloss and her Baby Bump
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Angel Reese in a Racy Outfit
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Gisele is Down with Tom Brady Getting Up in Irina
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Bulldog REacts to Woman in Distress on TV
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Nude Model Ellie in a Dark Luxurious Room
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A Day in the life of a Cavinder Twin
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Facts About Elephants
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30 Day Timelapse at Sea
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Sommer Ray’s Thong Goes Tubing
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Jutta and Jake Do Couples Fitness
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Maasai Tribe Having a Jumping Contest
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How To Calm an Angry Hedgehog
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Megan Fox on the Beach
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Kelly Gale Plays Chess in a Bikini
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Paulina Gretzky’s Bikini for her Euro Vacation
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Baja Truck Racing Worth Watching
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Car Breaks at 200 km/h
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Chloe Bailey Shows Off her Coconuts
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Livvy Dunne’s Barbie Photoshoot
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Plane has Engine Failure Lands in Corn Field
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Long Exposure Photo Tricks
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Kendall Jenner Strips Down to her Calvins
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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Purple Bikini
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Madisyn Shipman’s Soccer on the beach
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Rocket Launch Fails
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Rescuing a Sea Turtle in Florida
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Madison Pettis in a Tight Red Dress
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Noa Diogina Does Parkour and is Hot
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Baboons Escape Lion
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Why the Pikes Peak Race is So Deadly
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Bear Finds a GoPro
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Alexandra Stans Tiny Bikini
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Lilia Schneider Golf WAG in a Bikini
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Nina Agdal Bikinis
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Megan Fox Walking ARound in Public with her its Out for Attention
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Kendall Jenner in Calvin Underwear
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Jojo at an Event
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Kim Garner Hot Bikini Ass
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Cara Delevingne in a Photoshoot
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Olivia Dunne in Elle Magazine
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Chloe Grace in Bike Shorts
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Britney Spears Body Double Spotted in Cabo
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Minka Kelly in Leggings
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Lily Allen Looking Fit
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Michelle Rodriguez in a Bikini
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Rachel Zegler in Bike Shorts Signin Autographs
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Camila Cabelo at an Event
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Katie Holmes in a Sports Bra
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Olivia Culpo’s Hot Tight Dress
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Aubrey Plaza Dog Walker
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Alison Brie in Shorts
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Big White Dildo
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Busty Blonde Tit Jiggle
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Sneaky Dick Suck
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TITTIES
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Super Booty
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Gripping the Toy with her Ass
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Violet Diamond Huge Titties
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Asian Reddit Amateur
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24 Shit Days
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Gabbie Fucks – Compilation
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Public Ass to Mouth
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I like the Vanishing Sweater Trick
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Jiggle Boobs with a Dick In Her
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Fuck the Car
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Moriah Mills is the Terrifying Nude Model
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Camera Man Ends the Store Masturbating
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Giant Tits in Wet T-Shirts
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Legal in Oklahoma
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Car Roof Riding
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Lissy Cunningham – Nude Model
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The Amateur Fuck Couple
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Masturbating in the Woods
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Big Ash in the Shower
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Stripping Out of the Swimsuit
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The Girl with no Gag Reflex
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Naked Driver Touches herself
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2023

26

Jul

Leni Klum Sunburn of the Day

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In the most important story or content piece you will see all day, or possibly all week, Leni Klum has brought us a TANLINE THURSDAY a day early….by showing the people her bikini tanline, while rocking some THONG underwear that don’t cover her bikini bottom tanline, and the whole thing is wonderful…

Yes, she’s got huge tits and she should have been more considerate in her production of this tanline content, when we all want to see nature’s highlighter highlighting the best features that were covered up while being “sun kissed”, which in her case are the tits bigger than our heads…

But she’s high profile man, her mom, who has trained her in the art of clickbait and seduction, since they all benefit from Leni being sexualized thanks to Leni having been sharted out of Heidi’s cunt during her various sex romps of her youth, she’s not about to flash her full fucking tit to us yet, that will be more strategic….

HOWEVER, a shot from the front, even in bikini top, maybe just covering the nipples with her arm, would have gone a long way, but as a positive and supportive internet pervert who likes tanlines, this is pretty great, because when you’re rich as shit, lazy as shit, you don’t have to post anything….so be grateful, even if we can’t see tits or asshole behind thong…the truth is, we don’t deserve it, but it will happen because all these girls are SLUTTY for attention.

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2023

26

Jul

Nicole Scherzinger Slaps Her Ass of the Day

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Nicole Scherzinger, the Pussycat Doll who exploited the fat girls who thought they were Betty Page, doing their own version of Burlesque at the local theatre, only to end up with a very highly paid solo career, has always been a rockhard body that I assumed could have been born with a dick…..

Sure, she’s a dancer, into fitness, and all that other shit that makes a hard faced, hard bodied girl all muscled, but I was always suspicious of this one….

In this era of tranny fuckers, which I assume most of you are, because it’d be racist or sexist or transphobic to NOT fuck a dude who mentally retardedly thinks he’s a chick, her having a dick isn’t a deal breaker for you, plus the truth is, we used to be able to laugh about calling pop princesses like Scherzinger trannies, and now that everyone’s a fucking tranny, it has lost it’s power….

So instead, we’ll just have to keep on sexualizing the bolt on, ripped, soon to be married chick, as she hits the gym for some LIFTING, to get some GAINS, where she takes a second to make sure her balls aren’t showing through the leggings, or to slap her ass in a way that would jiggle pussy lip, to let the air out…or to get the cum deeper in for potential pregnancy reasons since she’s old and has limited periods left due to the lifting assuming she is a genuine chick…

Point of the story, this social media content’s pretty solid, and comedic….good effort to make the from behind shot seem less shameless….I dig.

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2023

26

Jul

Workout Wednesday of the Day

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Fitness is being marketed as some white nationalist, racist, misogynistic, pro-trump, far right, alt-right, Q-Anon, survivalist, anti-establishment, libertarian activity, at least by the media that is written by weak, low testosterone, cucks with man tits, who eat soy all day, while sucking back on their anti-depressants because they are weak little bitches…

The truth is, that’s all part of the agenda, try to give fitness a bad name, when clearly it’s the most important thing a person can do for health, wellness, clear state of mind, quality of life, especially in this world that wants us all fat, even where they shame fitness so that people who feel pressured to get fit, don’t bother, because they don’t want to be associated with all those “negative” things in their LIBTARD gang….

So from Fat Models, to vile bad foods, to sitting all day….FITNESS is being attacked, and I think as fat chick haters, we need to celebrate the fit chicks who are still vain enough to not want to be fat, since it’s gross, by doing fitness, and since we’re all low testosterone, lazy, given up on life fucks, just old school about it and not blaming fitness for it, all we can do is jerk off to the musculature and build of these bitches, you know, because when they are fit they fuck better, the look better, and their fitness exercises are basically pornographic while they do them….so hop on that fitness train perverts….do it for the future of HUMANITY…

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2023

26

Jul

Noah Cyrus Nipples on Stage of the Day

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Noah Cyrus is apparently engaged, that’s some exciting Noah Cyrus news that I am amazed that I even know, since like the rest of the world, her family included, I ignore Noah Cyrus and when I see her, I say “oh hey, where’s Miley”….which I assume her future husband also does, but in a more subtle way, because when you’re a Cyrus in the shadow of Miley, anyone giving you attention, no matter how talented, interesting, cool, amazing, good at sucking dick or taking it up the ass as you re, is there to get closer to the top dog in the family, FACTS.

To try to draw attention to herself, because Miley wasn’t available to give her sister a handout thanks to feeling sorry for her because she gets all the attention in the family, Noah took a different approach, and that was to wear a sheer top to show off her torpedo looking tit, NIP included, to off-set that really weird looking face….

I support all tit in marketing, especially of celebrity siblings who are broken on the inside because they are celebrity siblings…

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2023

26

Jul

Imogen Thomas Bikini Ass of the Day

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Imogen Thomas is some Miss Wales, who I feel was also a Glamour Model, before landing a role on Big Brother, where she turned into a Reality Show Glamour Model personality who didn’t have to work as a bottle service girl at the nightclubs anymore, but still had to do thirsty whore shit to keep the fans jerking off to her, because that’s where the money came from….

She’s 40 years old now, and I guess still bringing the smut, probably because she’s found herself some OZEMPIC or whatever the celebrity weight loss drug is, because she’s looking less fat than she has in the past, but her ass is still big and broad but in a good way, considering she’s 40 years old…

All this to say, mom’s being slutty on social media with bikini pics, works for me, as it represents pretty much the slutty society we live in thanks to social media…and I mean she was probably always into using them broad hips and tits to get seen, so it’s just the middle aged version of that. Fun.

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2023

26

Jul

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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For some of you losers, myself included, the only pussy that you get to see that you want to see is on the women walking around in tight ass pants showing off the pussy through those pants…

Sure, some of you may be married, you may fuck hookers, you may count pussy you watch in porn as pussy you want to see, but the reality is, when it comes to hot, young, random, babes you see on the streets, who don’t look you in the eye or even your way, because your overall look, smell and vibe creeps them out….is likely wearing a pair of pants or shorts that showcase their cunts….because it seems to be every bitch walking the streets wants us to know they have cunts….a self preservation attempt now that dudes are pretending to be hot chicks on the streets….and we get to be the recipients of those pussy wedgie gifts…..

So yeah, if you’re not into going outside and seeing a consistent flow of pussy through pants on the streets, in the gym, at the coffee shop, WORKING the grocery store cash, because for whatever reason, the tight pants are seen as formalwear, well, here’s a bunch of PUSSY wedgies for you.

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