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2016

30

Mar

Em Rat Cow and Kim Kardashian Milking Them Tits of the Day

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These two hookers are trolling us, or maybe milking their tits and “friendship”, for a little publicity, because sister hookers need to have each other’s backs…

Kim K and Emily Ratajkowski are both sex workers who have uses their sex work in a manipulative way to become “relevant” in pop culture, in an era where social media and good timing to create or rebrand them into something brands want to use, despite being sex workers, which makes no sense to me coming from an era where sex workers were pigeonholed.

The rumor I heard and believe is that Em Rat Cow has been fucking Kanye his entire marriage to Kim K, because they are just in it for business. She met him on a music video shoot and seduced him with her tits….prior to the Blurred Lines tit video…and he flew her around the world to fuck, while Kim K was whoring at home…

These are all opportunist cunts, so maybe this is some sister wife shit, or maybe Kim is showing who the alpha den mother is, or maybe just maybe they are all in this together on the scam…because it’s about money.

The fact that two uneducated retard set of tits are trying to intellectualize how their tits empowered them to become millionaires…dragging this bullshit from a few weeks ago out, when they are both TERRIBLE influences on girls or the youth…

I’m not mad that they exist, I actually don’t care, I just think they represent a lot that is wrong in the world, mainly that average looking girls can get ahead…but on the flip side, I love that girls starting out their adult lives at 18 think filming themselves fuck is the way to get ahead…cuz I’ll watch…

Omg they are giving the finger…they are so hard with their floor lamp to light them int he bathroom and giving the “fuck you”….this is what the free world is about..

Some people need to disappear – these are two of them…

Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski|Kim Kardashian|SFW

2016

30

Mar

Farrah Abraham in Lingerie on Set for New Sex Tape of the Day

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Farrah Abraham made me a lot of money with this SEX TAPE …and HER OTHER SEX TAPE …so in a lot of ways, I like to think we’re business partners…

Apparently, she’s at it again, because these are from her on set, where I guess she’s doing some lesbian shit with a terrifying looking girl..

But I guess it’s possible this isn’t for a sex tape, even though the sex tape is the only thing that’s made her money the last 5 years, and it feeds her sex addiction that got her pregnant as a teen in the first place..addicted to the cum…

I know she’s a fame whore, bottom feeder, but I shouldn’t talk about my business partner like this…

I can just hope this is a MASSIVE hit and makes me my YACHT money, because I deserve YACHT money from some hooker exploiting herself….

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Posted in:Farrah Abraham|SFW

2016

30

Mar

Pixie Lott in a White Bikini of the Day

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Pixie Lott is some UK Miley Cyrus…she sings songs that suck, that you’ve never heard, that you don’t care about, but her marketing is her in lingerie and bikinis…and if I’ve learned anything in the internet school of marketing…get as naked as possible without alienating the people who pay you, so if you have the weirdo Christian audience, do the LeAnn Rimes, get fake tits and homewreck…if you have a more conservative british crowd…get in bikinis in alps, because those snowsuits are so bulky, constricting and get in the way of self promoting your whore self…

What it comes down to is that I think this bikini shoot in the alps – in the snow in bikini….so innovative, edgy, unique….YOU DON’T WEAR BIKINIS IN THE SNOW YOU CRAZY PEOPLE…but Pixie Lott doesn’t care about convention, you can put her in a box of “normal”…she’s hip, she’s cool, she’s current, she’s the now…and all it took was bikinis in the snow…just don’t listen to her music because it’ll remind you she’s bootleg pop music…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Pixie Lott|SFW

2016

30

Mar

Lara Stone for Vouge Australia of the Day

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These are the final pictures of the LARA STONE SEE THROUGH BEACH SHIRT PICS have happened – and they are for Vogue Australia…where she posed in a white shirt with a man in a white speedo…and that I guess is art, I call it distraction from a solid set of tits that tried to sue me once, because they are British and uptight tits that didn’t like being made fun of for marrying some rich Comedian and TV show dude, before getting divorced, paid out and forced to fend for herself with her tits in Vogue Australia…not exciting, but they are still an actual model with big tits and that’s better than a model ho is plus sized with big tits..

Posted in:Lara Stone|SFW

2016

30

Mar

Ariel Winter Tits for Snapchat of the Day

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Fatty Ariel Winter…is a murderer, but despite cutting off her tits, she still has tits that she likes showing her tits..tits that would be more impressive if she hadn’t killed them off like they were a villain…

I guess we can’t really understand why any girl would cut off her tits, unless she was pre-cancerous, or if she had back issues, or if she was transitioning, of if she was tired of them growing uncontrollably into some kind of weird premise of a horror movie “attack of her tits”…

I’ve fucked at least one breast reduced girl, and the scars aren’t so bad, it’s just too bad to ruin a full set of tits that spill out everywhere, to make them more manageable..

Posted in:Ariel Winter|SFW

2016

30

Mar

The Iron Liver Challenge of the Day

Apparently, this is a big deal…it was DailyMail

His name is Skat Dagger, which is really the story here, and he drinks a litre of vodka in one sitting, because that’s what real men do…it’s called Tuesday night where I’m from, but we like to sip it over the course of an hour…

I would argue that this is an optical illusion, that I could easily drill a small hole in the top of the bottle, draining the vodka and refilling it with water…because that’s exactly what happened here….

This was a viral trend a while ago, where Australian college girls would do it, and it was way more fun than big dudes named skat with face tattoos…but whatever..

It’s called NEKNOMINATE….

Or This:

Posted in:SFW|Videos

2016

30

Mar

Halle Berry’s First Instagram is Back of the Day

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Halle Berry launched her instagram – even though instagram is on the verge of imploding as the kids move on to grow their social following on other platforms – platforms that let their fans see their content…

So brought to you by the team at Facebook, a BILLION DOLLAR BRAND build on the collective use of all you idiots, contributing to some asshole’s fortune, is the Halle Berry bareback “artistic” implied nude pic she had taken of her on vacation like every other bitch on social media…it’s all the fucking same…

What amazes me is how anyone really stuck to instagram like it was “cool” or great, when they knew it was owned by brainwashing HUMAN manipulators, who have DATA on how people operate online, what they are willing to do online, how they navigate online, what they buy online…allowing them to create product all you fuckers eat up like morons drinking the Koolaid at some cult compound in Guyana.

Seriously…every click and pageview you give facebook or instagram is working for fucking free for an oppressive regime that controls the information you see.

It’s pretty fucking dumb of you…but pretty fucking smart of them…they are are like your GODS…

I can’t imagine I’m the only one tired, exhausted, annoyed of all the content shoved down our throats…

Whether it’s a topless back of an old lady actress…or all the other bullshit…it’s a waste of my fucking time…and your time too…

Who fucking cares about anything that isn’t Halle Berry’s sex scene in Monster Ballz…

Posted in:Halle Berry|SFW

2016

30

Mar

Chloe Sevingny Models Shoes of the Day

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You may not know this about me, but I actually don’t know any of these people I talk about and I don’t really know why I even talk about them because I genuinely don’t care about anything pop culture, or I guess “celebrity”, “fame”, “rich”….

I think it all went this direction of models and actors when I first started the site and no one would read my trolling Large Penis Support Groups, or other clever things that wouldn’t work as content in this era of social media. We’re in a world of people who don’t read anything but top 10 lists that aren’t even scientifically proven and just more like random 10 lists…

That said, I know nothing about these people….but I do know that I never cared for Chloe Sevigny. Maybe there was a minute, when I was in my 20s and she popped up in KIDS where she got AIDS from losing her virginity to some player before being date raped spreading the disease….but that was just because I like sluts.

She went on to become some hipster, artist, fashionista icon…and the whole time, she was barely interesting, but other pretentious people bought into her, allowed for her to bullshit them…

Sure that meant she did some edgy roles in movies, you know trying to give herself credibility…like where she was a Topless tranny with a Dick HERE and HERE for some show she was on..

And more importantly, mainstream movie sex before it was a thing, by sucking Vicent Gallo Dick HERE

Meaning, I guess she’s not THAT bad…but I just can’t get into her…especially not in this campaign for a shoe company like she still matters…I don’t get it, but nice legs though.

Here’s the ad:

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Posted in:Chloe Sevigny|SFW

2016

30

Mar

Madison Riley Nude Model of the Day

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You may remember Madison Riley as her 2006 role in Smallville where she’s credited as “COUSIN” but she was so much more than that…

Or maybe you remember her in something called Miss March where she played “SOCIALITE” but who we know carried the story and put “MISS MARCH” on the map..

Or maybe you remember her from her acting break where she had no jobs in 2013, and the industry shut down and couldn’t handle a life without Madison Riley on Camera…but I remember her comeback…which is really the only thing of value she’s done and that is these nude pics with SLIT…SINCE NAKED IS WHAT GETS YOU FAMOUS…we’re all pretty fucking basic…and that’s all it takes..

Posted in:Madison Riley

2016

30

Mar

Reporter Michele Fields Gets Assaulted by Trump’s Team of the Day

I don’t really cover news, even though I should, because it’s far easier to make fun of than just another girl in the same photoshoot, over and over again, to the point where they are all the fucking same photoshoot…with the same boring girl who is good to look at but has no personality…

Throw in some action with the tits, where Trump’s Campaign manager ASSAULTED her as she was getting up in TRUMP’s face and grabbing at him…

So the Michelle Fields goes and presses charges like a fucking baby, who needs to spend time doing some war correspondence because if you get in the way, you’re gonna get pushed…

I am not defending TRUMP or the comedy that is TRUMP getting this far, which is just a testament of where America is right now, thank’s to the lack of free education, in a system designed to keep the poor man poor, and make the rich man rich.

I read a quote the other day that “the richest man has likely never contributed to the poorest and hungriest man in America, but I can assure you that the poorest and hungriest man in America has contributed to the richest man”…it’s a little fucking backwards…

Here’s her bruises:

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I saw some hip bitch with way more bruises on her arms the other day in the coffee shop, but those were from sex and bitch wasn’t complaining about them, instead showing them off so we knew she liked to fuck..

I guess what it all comes dow to…is tits, and that Michelle Fields who clearly likes to draw attention to herself with her tits…is using this to become household.

We call it “the Erin Andrews”…

OMG am I victim blaming? I just think girls complain a lot about equality, but at the same time complain a lot about sexual assault and harassment. I’ve never accused a girl of raping me while I was drunk, even the ugly ones I know I couldn’t be accountable for…

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Posted in:Michelle Fields|SFW|stepNEWS