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2016

31

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

Don’t tell a girl you’re friends with “I just want to jerk off on your face”…at any point in your friendship….and when she tells you that it offends her…don’t respond with “you can close your mouth and eyes”….

If you want to seduce a girl on tinder – don’t write this:

Life lessons….

Hot Girls Not Wearing Bras
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Tarzan and Jane have Rough Sex
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Bam Margera is a Sad Mess
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Hilary Duff is Dating her Trainer
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Sara Jean Underwood Lookin’ Good
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Khloe Kardashian Fat Ass Only Likes Black Cock….
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Emma Watson Face
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Beyonce in Elle Without Pants On
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Bella Thorne Wants to Fuck Jennifer Lawrence – Obviously.
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Shaved Head Rose McGowan’s Still Got Big Tits
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Testing a Quad Barreled Shotgun
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Bella Hadid See THrough
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Neighbor From Hell!
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What Porn Do Women Search
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Kat Torres Nipple Peak
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Lily Aldridge Goes Shopping with some Pregnant Bitch
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Courtney Stodden’s Make-up Free and Terrifying
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Melting Styrofoam
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Susan Sarandon and Debra Messing Fight About the Election
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Scott Sterling Volleyball Blocks
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Panda Taking a Selfie
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Baby Eagles in DC
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Black Chick VS Dude with Dreads
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Ben Affleck Wrote a Batman…
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The Golden Age of Superman Animation
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Leonardo DiCaprio Calls JLo Boo Boo
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Girls Laying in Bed…
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Hottest Maid and Her Huge tits
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Stripping in the Dorm with a Hot Ass
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Busty Yoga Babe
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Japanese Nipple Fingering Porn
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Pre-Dildo Strip
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So Many Nude Selfie and Other Naked as Fuck Sluts in Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

31

Mar

Rihanna’s Nipples in a Music Video of the Day

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The funny thing about Rihanna’s nipples is that if she puts them out in a music video, she will still get featured by the record label, she will still sell records, she will still get asked to promote and spokesmodel for brands, her video won’t get pulled from youtube, her instagram will not actually get deleted unless for a publicity stunt by instagram…

Yet when I post her pics, I am considered a NSFW porn site, I can’t sell ads to big brands, I can’t make internet money so many other people have made, I can’t buy yacht’s private jets or throw outrageous houseparties for the people who are into the site…

I used to be mad about it, thinking, I do this stupid site all day, never to get rich, just because it is what I do, yet advertisers block me, shut me down, don’t support anything I do, despite being the dirtiest cokeheads who cheat on their wives around…

Now I think it’s power, because I can turn Rihanna nipple into porn…and this is how I do it…

According to ad agencies, brands and marketers, I just made Rihanna a pornstar…and that’s more power than any private jet the internet could have bought me…

here’s the video!

Posted in:Rihanna

2016

31

Mar

Jena Goldsack Has No Nipples in Lingerie for Glamour Italia of the Day

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I follow JENA GOLDSACK on social media, mainly instagram, mainly because I follow fucking everyone I come across who is a 7 or better. They don’t need to be models, they can be random tinder girls who don’t swipe right on me, they can be no names who are just slutty, I just pile the fuck on the following….and it turns out that that isn’t Instagram’s point, the point isn’t to follow people who you may want to fuck or find compelling, it’s to not follow people, but get people following you, so you look famous…or important…or cool…it’s called “RATIO”…and it actually works, but I’ve always been the kind of guy who follows hot girls, whether down dark alleys or from club to club, to casually pump into them, and I’ve never been one too interested in getting followers….meaning I did the whole thing wrong…but thank god it’s about to self destruct thanks to Facebook owning them and being the devil and shit..

That said, I may follow JENA GOLDSACK, but have no idea who she is or what she’s done, I just know she’s in this lingerie shoot with no nipples for Glamour Italia and it’s not magical or life changing, but it happened…which is better than it not happening – I guess…

Posted in:Jena Goldsack|SFW

2016

31

Mar

Beyonce Does a Fitness Line of the Day

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I know whenever I think of Beyonce, I think fitness….

I don’t think fat Fried Chicken sponsored eating monster who decided to get fit because her husband cheats on her, she’s getting older, and the only way for her to compete with his Money Maker Rihanna is to really get in shape so that she has the energy to push through…and compete, in one last hustle, since already having 500 million dollars isn’t enough, when you need to ensure your man doesn’t upgrade…gotta stay on top or some shit…

Unfortunately, she looks kinda hot in this video, and I’ve historically had nothing but disinterest in Beyonce…but maybe, just maybe, it’s wanting to fuck a black girl in a life where I’ve never fucked a black girl..because black girls don’t like me…racists.

More?

Posted in:Beyonce|SFW

2016

31

Mar

Jessica Simpson’s Huge Tits Busting Out of a Bikini of the Day

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Just yesterday I was trying to jerk off to a set of huge sloppy natural tits spilling out of a bra – like it was the good old days when I could get an erection….

I was just craving a set of tits, in an era where I’ve been exposed to small tits, and I was willing to accept that they come with a chubby girl attached…

I just stared and stared and it spoke to my fucking soul, making me think that maybe my mom never breast fed me, why was I all of a sudden into the DDs when I’ve been into ass and pussy for so long, and fully accepting of tits of all small to average size…

I guess we just need variety, or maybe…as Jessica Simpson proves in these big tit bikini pics…it’s awesome.

These pics…are everything….

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PCIS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Jessica Simpson|SFW

2016

31

Mar

Meredith Mickelson and Zoi for Vogue China by Ellen Von Unwerth of the Day

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Ellen Von Unwerth is the biggest and best in hipster, instagram vibe, before instagram, using models who get nude or partially nude….I am into her pictures…

But I am more into this model Meredith Mickelson, who I know nothing about, who I am convinced is everything…

The kind of girl I used to dream about since childhood in a recurring dream, that must have been designed to let me know when I finally came across my soul mate….who I must devote my life to finding…

Or maybe…I just think she’s hot as fuck…either or…

Posted in:Meredith Mickelson|SFW|Zoi

2016

31

Mar

Marie-Ange Casta Nipples for LUI of the Day

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Marie-Ange Casta is the 25 year old sister of one of the original internet model tits I jerked off to – Laetitia Casta…the now 37 year old tits…

I didn’t know there were more CASTAs, in fact I forgot about Laetitia, because that was late 90s internet porn back in the thumbnail gallery post days of lists of any girl who has been naked in magazines or movies…which basically paved the way for celebrity and model fetishes that this site is built on…that grey area, softcore porn…

Either way, where are the rest of these pics dammit..

: Marie-Ange Casta for Lui Magazine France (April 2016)by Leila Smara (1)

Posted in:Marie-Ange Casta

2016

31

Mar

On Baywatch Set of they Day

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Here are some recent pics from the set of Baywatch, to document the hard work and genius of the people who are destroying the iconic, high quality original Baywatch…which I guess was as shitty as this looks, only recreating shit, just because it had viewers and pop culture relevance, thinking it’ll fill seats in theatres that are now suffering because they tell shit stories, and because humans are lazy and don’t like leaving the house, especially with all those shooters and terrorists but more importantly, the inability to fucking in public, when you can just invite girls to your couch and eliminate all that confusion all while saving money.

Either way, it’s terribly casted, a horrible idea and I hope it fails as hard as it should, but probably won’t…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Baywatch|SFW

2016

31

Mar

Lily Donaldson and Other in MARFA Journal of the Day

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Lily Donaldson, Ebonee Davis and Solveig Mork Hansen for Marfa Journal….is alright…

I mean throw some models into some “high fashion”, which for the record is produced in Asian sweatshop where Dollar Store clothing is also made, but it has high concept, that is really just recycled shit with a little variation, that’s not high concept at all…just ripp off bullshit…because they spin it as art….and whatever the reason for these girls getting naked…or half naked…posing slutty like softcore pornstars…I’m into it…

Via MARFA JOURNAL

Posted in:Lily Donaldson|SFW

2016

31

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Troll of the day – comment “is this before or after the abortion” on any girl’s facebook profile pic – it’s a big hit!

Be warned…there was a time you couldn’t say certain things to a girl, but now you can’t say the word “girl”…

Here are some morning links:

Girls in Bikinis
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Walmart Clerk Does Scooby Doo
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Disabled Plus Sized Model is my Porn
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Abigail Ratchford – Huge Tits
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Charlize Theron Dirty Panties
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Hydraulic Press Fruit Salad
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Kourtney Kardashian Face
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Some Slut named Marion Cotillard
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Hot girls in Bed
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