2016
15
Mar
Rosie Huntington is on all fours..
That’s all I have to say about that…that is all that matters…that is everything…
I just don’t understand how the cover is so good – and the insides are so shit….but I guess that goes for most models…in terms of their look versus their personality, but maybe I am just angry at them because they all hate me…and don’t grease me or charm me with their best act since they don’t see me as a Sugar Daddy contender…
Posted in:Rosie Huntington|SFW
2016
15
Mar
Big titty model Gia Genevieve model doing something for TREATS!, which is the LA based escort agency, that prints out a magazine randomly, to lure in new LA aspiring models to give out to their rich friends…and investors…or invite them to all their exclusive events…so exclusive that they take place in mansion bathrooms and bedrooms and yachts…
Here is her MODEL MAYHEM which outlines her objectives of “all expenses paid and I’m there”…
She may want to take that off now that she’s as high profile as she is, we call this from Playboy to more fashionable than Playboy, but still doing the same thing, one just pays better on a personal level, through child support opportunities…
Posted in:Gia Genevieve
2016
15
Mar
I wonder what kind of weird sex Julianne Hough has had with Ryan Seacrest, seeing as he’s this coked up homosexual in the closet who bangs through every low level model, even offering to buy them tits, to make them his ass fucking, coke snorting sex slaves…at least that’s the story I heard…and the story I heard…is always right..
If America new what their self involved, narcissistic host, who seems like such a good guy was actually like with women…would he still be America’s favorite…I mean probably, he created the Kardashians..they eat that shit up despite how horrible it is…maybe that should be the premise of this whole Make America Great bullshit..
Either way, Julianne Hough is in a bikini.
Posted in:Julianne Hough|SFW
2016
15
Mar
Elizabeth Turner is some whore from Georgia…at least I assume she’s a whore – because that’s what girls who aspire to be bikini models are…
Maybe I am just bitter because in ONE year ago in 5 Days she messaged me asking to feature her on the site…and I never did…but here she is now…her Big tits, too big for me, my window of opportunity closed…left alone to stare at her bikini…
I missed the time I needed to take advantage her, when she needed followers and craved standing out, and was willing to do anything to get there…Now she’s got 100 of thousands of followers…and I’ve failed.
Posted in:Elizabeth Turner|SFW
2016
15
Mar
There’s a show called VINYL, that I’ve never seen because I don’t watch TV, but Juno Temple, who has been naked in a bunch of movies….so seeing her tits doesn’t really inspire me…but then again…seeing her tits is better than not seeing her tits….cuz that’s just how life works…pretty fascinating, but we are just primates addicted to porn and everything is fucking porn now, even TV shows…good.
Posted in:Juno Temple|SFW
2016
15
Mar
At least Bella Thorne Gets it…
I know what you are all thinking but I was realllllly trying to climb in that bird cage ..
Can’t hate a girl with a sense of humor using social media to win, in the most basic of ways, if anything all girls should be doing this…and I guess all girls are doing this…as they should…
They call it the dumbing down of America, just a group of primates excited by a tit because all they do is watch porn all day… but I call it amazing….
Here is a video of her asking for sex…
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Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW
2016
15
Mar
Ava Sambora is this amazing, cute, young, youthful, babe that Heather Locklear shat out of her during her Melrose Place Bon Jovi groupie years…
She’s rich, she’s got a budget to be creating content and her own career as a lifestyle blogger, like a Kardashian only less troll like, and more blonde, fit and youthful on the beach…
You know Richie Sambora and Heather Locklear’s troubled tween… who may not even be troubled, but just part of the era of social media stardom, and is now taking her modeling to the bottom of the fucking barrel…
You may not know this, but this water company, who I avoid always, since it is owned by an evil paparazzi dude who tried to sue me at least once, understands that staged shitty paparazzi pics on the beach – get picked up by the press…
They use that basic, bottom of the barrel fact to get girls into working for them for free, sometimes even promising them the “billboard” on the Sunset Strip which is a whole pile of bullshit…
The girls they get are washed up, playboy cyber girls and other bottom feeding paparazzi whores…normally escorts…But the pics get picked up, since dude owns the pap agency and blogs like bikini pics…
So it makes absolutely no sense, why a connected girl would look at this route and think it’s good strategy…
She should just call me – I can help.. This is the equivalent of a finding out your daughter is on heroin…not just weed.
Bad. So bad. Hot ass though. Hot young ass though…
Ava…Answer my instagram message.
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Posted in:Ava Sambora|SFW
2016
15
Mar
Diane Kruger is almost 40 and she’s pretty fucking hot…
She best known for being in a long term relationship with Joshua Jackson, because Dawson’s Creek makes American Dreams come true…
Maybe she is also known for her own stab at hollywood by being in shitty blockbusters like Troy and National Treasure and National Treasure 3 and a bunch of other shit she’s getting paid…whatever else she has done before this a photoshoot…
What it comes down to, is she is German..therefore dudes shit on her….and she likes it..
Oh and she’s a Nazi…or from Nazi roots, but with a name like Kruger, maybe she was more from a concentration camp survivor roots…either way…let’s stick to the getting shit on storyline..
Posted in:Diane Kruger|SFW
2016
15
Mar
I heard a rumor that Taylor Swift is pregnant…and that Karlie Kloss, despite her hopes and dreams since Taylor Swift is a good sugar baby, the kind you befriend and let play barbie with you, because she’s a more solid client than Victoria’s Secret, and throw a kid in the mix so guaranteed income comes into the mix for the next 18 years…solid..
But at least they have the shitty poetry of their gym…to hold their cheesy mainstream bullshit rich as fuck lives together…
The charmed life…
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Posted in:SFW|Taylor Swift
2016
15
Mar
Her name is Olga Karina Jelinek Yamaguchi….she’s an Argentine personality…who knows how to get it done.
You may know her from “H Para Hombres”….or the hit show …Bailando por un Sueño,
She’s 34 and I guess figures it is time to throw it in the fucking towel on being subtle now that there’s a timeline and really when you’re from South America, you have a different relationship with your tits than American girls, you sort of just have them, own them, and put them out there as the baby feeders that they are…whereas American girls need to pretend it’s for feminism or some shit…
Either way, we all win cuz we all get to see them tits…all tits..feed me tits.
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