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Is Eva Longoria’s Ass Real of the Day

Emma Roberts is Pregnant and Ashley Benson is in a Thong in Bikinis of the Day

Suki Waterhouse Flashes her Ass of the Day

Em Rata and her Muppet Face of the Day

Halle Berry in a Lingerie Outfit Despite Being 100 of the Day

2016

Mar

Looking Down Hilary Duff’s Shirt of the Day

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Hilary Duff wants you to see that she’s got tits, you know tits that balance out her thick, fit, cross fit looking body, which isn’t really a good thing, it’s a thick thing, that would be hard to take down in a wrestle, or drag into a back alley after roofies set in….which isn’t something I endorse, but is something that you’d need to get within 10 feet of this girl, she’s famous and doesn’t congregate with your type…but she does do whatever she can for you to stay engaged in whatever it is she’s marketing….which includes, but isn’t limited to…letting you look down her shirt…so considerate of her…right..

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2016

Mar

Hot Models for Mert & Marcus of the Day

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The Models include:

Bella Hadid, Doutzen Kroes, Frederikke Sofie, Imaan Hammam, Irina Shayk, Lena Hardt, & Mariacarla Boscono

I don’t know who is who…but these are the “most celebrated” fashion photographers all the celebrities are into being shot by, and who are unfortunately aren’t actually shot by, because they are photographers making stupid money in the easiest ways and not psycho killers….who could rid the world of garbage in the privacy of their own “studio”…

I guess what I’m saying is – I like the ass pic….

Posted in:Fashion|SFW

2016

Mar

Rita Ora Has to Pee of the Day

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Knowing Rita Ora, she’s probably trying to convince us that it’s not pee but that it’s squirt….then why does it smell like coffee and asparagus salad you had for lunch….why , Rita Ora…you can’t fool me with your pornstar tricks you use to get your record career to the top…and what it really comes down to is…why isn’t she showing off her tits…WHY Rita Ora..Why?

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2016

Mar

Maria Sharapova Fitness Now That She Can’t Do Drugs of the DAy

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I’ve actually had more than one conversation about Maria Sharapova and her use of performance enhancing drugs….

The story she gives the people in what I call a “Kim Kardashian Being the Victim of a Sex Tape She Signed Releases and Provided ID on”….

She makes 30 million dollars a year and is forced to play against that dude Serena Williams…the only way would be from some Russian drug that is not on the banned list, but that still is performance enhancing, and that the Russian doctors know is performance enhancing, hell their entire Track team is banned from Brazil Olympics…all of the athletes probably claiming “I thought those pills were for my sore throat or their vitamin d deficiency”….

She makes 30 million dollars a year and has a fucking team of the best experts there are, they just fucked up on getting it out of her system…

Claim “It was for a history of diabetes, like Angelina Jolie cutting off tits”….claim “it wasn’t banned until January of this year”….and claim “The pill I take is another name”…people will believe you…but I call bullshit, I call excuses, I call trying to cover your reputation and ass, and ass that isn’t bad…because no one wants to not make 30 million a year for such a dumb reason….

Someone in her group, probably her, knew…So now she’s finally training…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2016

Mar

Em Rat Cow Naked of the Day…

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Emily Rat Cow is trying so fucking hard to maintain the celebrity that she has, and the reality is that people still follow her on social media, so that alone will carry her, make her money and get her jobs, because brands and companies like to advertise on people with followers…

That doesn’t mean she’s not a one Trick Trick…her Only Skill is Naked…her only talent…naked…and that is probably the most basic of human skills…meaning there’s very little depth to her, but who cares about her depth, when we’re more interested in her peaks….

She’s probably got one of the nicest sets of fake tits this side of Sahara Ray….

I’m just eager for her hollywood gigs to stop, so that she gets back to me on the pitches I’ve pitched her on like sex tapes and getting her pussy moulded for male masturbators…since the people would LOVE to fuck Em Rat Cow – but she acts too good for it…for now…all things come to an end…and she’s not going to be the exception to the rule…

Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski|SFW

2016

Mar

Sophie Simmons’ Weird Butt Shot of the Day

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Sophie Simmons is a fascinating fat girl…she’s only 23, so I guess this behavior makes sense and is in line with the behavior of other Los Angeles based rich kids who at one point in time were on their dad’s reality show.

The fact is that Gene Simmons is probably a billionaire by now, meaning her and her brother will inherit hundreds of millions of dollars…

Meaning, she doesn’t have to really work on anything she doesn’t want to work on, and in growing up in a household with a workaholic father who fucked models, it only makes sense that craving mail attention by doing semi nude shoots, when she’s not working out to prevent being that fat chick she naturally is or was back when she filled the void with food, instead of butt shots on social media….and the sad thing is that the only dudes really into it..are KISS fans…because I guess she’s from KISS sperm and that alone is all she will ever be…

I don’t know why LA kids do this and don’t realize just how fucking cheesy it is…but here she is trying to model instead of doing anything of value in her life…waste of time..considering she’s not even hot…but here’s her ass…because why not..

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2016

Mar

Shitting By a School and Other Videos of the Day

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Women Caught Shoplifting

Robber Uses Stun Gun in Taiwan

Woman Drives Through Building

Miracle of the Day

Kid Reacts to Giraffe Penis

Fleeing Suspects – have a Car Accident

Pickpocket Fail

Don’t Text and Cross Train Tracks

Shot Dude in Baltimore – What the Fuck

Erotic Dancers of the Day

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2016

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Diary of a Facebook Prisoner: Jesus Martinez

DAY 25 in Facebook Jail

I am pretty sad that there’s only 5 more days left on my facebook ban…

It’s like vacation is coming to an end…

You know like that feeling after a good Spring Break week of being wasted and gangbanging chicks until a herpes outbreak only to know that you have to go back to class the following Monday…

That’s where I’m at right now, but the good news is that 19 year olds on snapchat are helping me through this sadness…using vibrators because they are exhibitionists but if they were actually in front of me…would be disgusted by my staring at them like a creep…possibly even calling the police on me…reminding us that In Real Life..has nothing on ON INTERNET…

Here are some morning links…

Hot Girls in Bed
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Woman Pepper Sprays Teen
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Amanda Seyfried is a Homewrecker
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Some Serious Fame Whore in a G-String
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Alec Baldwin’s Wife Makes Too Many Babies
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Tiger Escape
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A Terrifying Fame Whore
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What the Most Expensive Steak Tastes Like
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Jet Ski Jump Destroys Drone
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Maria Sharapova’s Fitness on Beach
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The History of the Waterbed
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2016

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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Diary of a Facebook Prisoner: Jesus Martinez

DAY 24.5 in Facebook Jail

I think the real loser in this Facebook jail is the fans…you know all of you who I inspire everyday with my wise and positive words designed to bring you up with kindness and insight as the screen you are staring at rots your fucking brain – which for the record has been scientifically proven – on Dr Oz – a show I am forced to hear about now that I don’t have Facebook chat to make my wife think I’m too busy to talk to….

I’ve reverted to sending annoying and harassing messages to my crazy militant feminist friend who loves me but think’s I’m the worst…

Those messages include: “What are you wearing?” which is the cliche opener than makes mer so angry…then I tell her that I can’t stop thinking about her vagina and that even though she doens’t fuck me because I have a penis, even a small penis, I can tell it so tight they feel like a vacuum….then I tell them I am jerking off and ask them to “invite me to come”…because with militant lesbians, it’s about being subtle…

That was advice because I have nothing to say now that I don’t use social media because I’ve been ousted from their attempt at a mindless UTOPIA…FIGHT THE OPPRESSOR….

Here are some stepLINKS

A Bunch of Regular Girls with Not so Regular Amazing Asses
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Old Lady Dancing
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Kahil Blundell for the UFC
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Alicia Vikander Post-Oscar Win
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Girl in a White Dress Gets Taken Out by a Wave
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Melissa McCarthy Diabetes Supporter
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The Director of The Matrix is Tranny Now
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Cell Phone Footage of a Shooting…
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Hilaria Baldwin – Pregnant Again
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Frenchy Morgan in a Pink Bikini Monster
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Lindsay Lohan is Funded by Rich Russian Named EGOR
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The New Game of Thrones Trailer
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Emma Stone and Ryan Gosling Get Their Fuck On
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Maria Sharapova Tests Positive
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Cleavage at The Bachelor
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Maria Sharapova in Whole Foods Buying Illicit Performance Drugs…
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Zac Efron’s Muscles…
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Rita Ora Panty Flash
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Pregnant Bar Refaeli….
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Alexandra Daddario in Bikini Bottoms
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Katt Williams Gets Arrested Again
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Hockey Has Awesome Hair Again
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Selena Gomez – Panty Flash in Paris
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Rita Ora Topless
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Ola Jordan Getting Tits Grabbed!
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Emmy Rossum with Kitties
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Abigail Ratchford is the Fucking Worst – Slutting for In and Out
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Liz Hurley in a Red Dress
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Maria Menounos Midriff
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Emma Olson is A Boring Model..
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Emma Watson is a Monster!
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This is Why He’s Fat
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Karlie Kloss in a Red Dress
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Dude Spoofing Slam Poets – Since Slam Poets are Homos
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Katy Perry Upper Thigh
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Hot Girls in Bikinis
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50 Cent Says ALl His Money is Fake
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Josephine Skriver Lingerie
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Random Tumblr Porn
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Double Blowjob
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Post Op Masturbation is a Scientific Research I Didn’t Want to Experience
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Isabella Taylor’s fat Ass
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Asian Stripper’s Pussy Trick with Beer
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Kelly Madison’s Huge Tits
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Denny’s Waiter Blowjob Doesn’t Bore Me
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Slutty Blonde Strips…
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Greek Slut!
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Skinny Lesbians…
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My Friend Kayden Kross’ Ass
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So Many Nude Selfie and Other Naked as Fuck Sluts in Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

Mar

Gigi Hadid’s True Spoiled Brat Unappreciative Colors Shine Through of the Day

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Gigi Hadid is a rich kid who has a modeling career because she’s a rich kid. She’s so fucking spoiled that she whined her way into a publicist and getting work and with the right marketing moves and a decent enough look, while being at all the key events, she got picked up by lazy marketers who were like “oh people talk about her, let’s hire her”….

But the truth is she’s a vain, egotistical, narcissistic, high maintenance brat you’d expect her to be…and here she is having a tantrum with the paparazzi who she spent two years paying to take pics of her in the quest to be this famous thing she’s become…

I guess you can’t suppress you’re true fucking colors, but you can show the world by flipping us all off, because we are the fucking suckers who buy into her nonsense…that is toxic, sour, horrible, rich kid nonsense I could spot the first day she happened.

What a fucking cunt…

Posted in:Gigi Hadid|SFW