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2016

10

Mar

Kelly Rohrbach for Baywatch of the Day

I like to think she wears this bathing suit, that I am going to assume by the “fashionable” zipper on the front, is actually not state issued LA County bathing suit uniform, but rather Hollywood using some vapid cunt with a good body Leo pretended to fuck to get people to the movies…

Speaking of Vapid Cunt, I like the pussy definition in the top picture, it looks like there is a pillow I want to lay my head / mouth on….

But since she’s always in the same thing, I’m going to just imagine, it’s the same bathing suit day after day, so that it really smells like it should, even though they probably have budget for hundreds of the same suit, all of which I’d volunteer to hand wash…with my mouth…

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Posted in:Kelly Rohrbach|SFW

2016

10

Mar

Selena Gomez Panty Flash of the DAy

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I zoomed into this intentional Selena Gomez panty flash…at least 5 times…hoping I’d see a wet spot, a stain, a tampon string, a little labia poking out, anything…but I came back with nothing…because she’s Disney trained and knows if she’s going to do an intentional panty flash for the paparazzi in Paris, she’s going to make sure all loose ends are covered….

You only live once, so maximize, because in her case, all Chemotherapy treated…but still partying…while full of LUPUS…living may not be that long – so flash those panties for your fans when you can…it may trick the non believers into wanting to fuck you – even though all dudes want to fuck anything – with or without panty flashes…

This is almost as desperate as how she hangs out with Taylor Swift..for spillover attention from the media…lame…

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Posted in:Selena Gomez|SFW

2016

10

Mar

Looking Down Hilary Duff’s Shirt of the Day

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Hilary Duff wants you to see that she’s got tits, you know tits that balance out her thick, fit, cross fit looking body, which isn’t really a good thing, it’s a thick thing, that would be hard to take down in a wrestle, or drag into a back alley after roofies set in….which isn’t something I endorse, but is something that you’d need to get within 10 feet of this girl, she’s famous and doesn’t congregate with your type…but she does do whatever she can for you to stay engaged in whatever it is she’s marketing….which includes, but isn’t limited to…letting you look down her shirt…so considerate of her…right..

Posted in:Hilary Duff|SFW

2016

10

Mar

Hot Models for Mert & Marcus of the Day

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The Models include:

Bella Hadid, Doutzen Kroes, Frederikke Sofie, Imaan Hammam, Irina Shayk, Lena Hardt, & Mariacarla Boscono

I don’t know who is who…but these are the “most celebrated” fashion photographers all the celebrities are into being shot by, and who are unfortunately aren’t actually shot by, because they are photographers making stupid money in the easiest ways and not psycho killers….who could rid the world of garbage in the privacy of their own “studio”…

I guess what I’m saying is – I like the ass pic….

Posted in:Fashion|SFW

2016

10

Mar

Rita Ora Has to Pee of the Day

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Knowing Rita Ora, she’s probably trying to convince us that it’s not pee but that it’s squirt….then why does it smell like coffee and asparagus salad you had for lunch….why , Rita Ora…you can’t fool me with your pornstar tricks you use to get your record career to the top…and what it really comes down to is…why isn’t she showing off her tits…WHY Rita Ora..Why?

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Posted in:Rita Ora|SFW

2016

10

Mar

Maria Sharapova Fitness Now That She Can’t Do Drugs of the DAy

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I’ve actually had more than one conversation about Maria Sharapova and her use of performance enhancing drugs….

The story she gives the people in what I call a “Kim Kardashian Being the Victim of a Sex Tape She Signed Releases and Provided ID on”….

She makes 30 million dollars a year and is forced to play against that dude Serena Williams…the only way would be from some Russian drug that is not on the banned list, but that still is performance enhancing, and that the Russian doctors know is performance enhancing, hell their entire Track team is banned from Brazil Olympics…all of the athletes probably claiming “I thought those pills were for my sore throat or their vitamin d deficiency”….

She makes 30 million dollars a year and has a fucking team of the best experts there are, they just fucked up on getting it out of her system…

Claim “It was for a history of diabetes, like Angelina Jolie cutting off tits”….claim “it wasn’t banned until January of this year”….and claim “The pill I take is another name”…people will believe you…but I call bullshit, I call excuses, I call trying to cover your reputation and ass, and ass that isn’t bad…because no one wants to not make 30 million a year for such a dumb reason….

Someone in her group, probably her, knew…So now she’s finally training…

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Posted in:Maria Sharapova|SFW

2016

10

Mar

Em Rat Cow Naked of the Day…

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Emily Rat Cow is trying so fucking hard to maintain the celebrity that she has, and the reality is that people still follow her on social media, so that alone will carry her, make her money and get her jobs, because brands and companies like to advertise on people with followers…

That doesn’t mean she’s not a one Trick Trick…her Only Skill is Naked…her only talent…naked…and that is probably the most basic of human skills…meaning there’s very little depth to her, but who cares about her depth, when we’re more interested in her peaks….

She’s probably got one of the nicest sets of fake tits this side of Sahara Ray….

I’m just eager for her hollywood gigs to stop, so that she gets back to me on the pitches I’ve pitched her on like sex tapes and getting her pussy moulded for male masturbators…since the people would LOVE to fuck Em Rat Cow – but she acts too good for it…for now…all things come to an end…and she’s not going to be the exception to the rule…

Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski|SFW

2016

10

Mar

Sophie Simmons’ Weird Butt Shot of the Day

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Sophie Simmons is a fascinating fat girl…she’s only 23, so I guess this behavior makes sense and is in line with the behavior of other Los Angeles based rich kids who at one point in time were on their dad’s reality show.

The fact is that Gene Simmons is probably a billionaire by now, meaning her and her brother will inherit hundreds of millions of dollars…

Meaning, she doesn’t have to really work on anything she doesn’t want to work on, and in growing up in a household with a workaholic father who fucked models, it only makes sense that craving mail attention by doing semi nude shoots, when she’s not working out to prevent being that fat chick she naturally is or was back when she filled the void with food, instead of butt shots on social media….and the sad thing is that the only dudes really into it..are KISS fans…because I guess she’s from KISS sperm and that alone is all she will ever be…

I don’t know why LA kids do this and don’t realize just how fucking cheesy it is…but here she is trying to model instead of doing anything of value in her life…waste of time..considering she’s not even hot…but here’s her ass…because why not..

Posted in:SFW|Sophie Simmons

2016

10

Mar

Shitting By a School and Other Videos of the Day

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Women Caught Shoplifting

Robber Uses Stun Gun in Taiwan

Woman Drives Through Building

Miracle of the Day

Kid Reacts to Giraffe Penis

Fleeing Suspects – have a Car Accident

Pickpocket Fail

Don’t Text and Cross Train Tracks

Shot Dude in Baltimore – What the Fuck

Erotic Dancers of the Day

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2016

10

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Diary of a Facebook Prisoner: Jesus Martinez

DAY 25 in Facebook Jail

I am pretty sad that there’s only 5 more days left on my facebook ban…

It’s like vacation is coming to an end…

You know like that feeling after a good Spring Break week of being wasted and gangbanging chicks until a herpes outbreak only to know that you have to go back to class the following Monday…

That’s where I’m at right now, but the good news is that 19 year olds on snapchat are helping me through this sadness…using vibrators because they are exhibitionists but if they were actually in front of me…would be disgusted by my staring at them like a creep…possibly even calling the police on me…reminding us that In Real Life..has nothing on ON INTERNET…

Here are some morning links…

Hot Girls in Bed
CLICK HERE

Woman Pepper Sprays Teen
CLICK HERE

Amanda Seyfried is a Homewrecker
CLICK HERE

Some Serious Fame Whore in a G-String
CLICK HERE

Alec Baldwin’s Wife Makes Too Many Babies
CLICK HERE

Tiger Escape
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A Terrifying Fame Whore
CLICK HERE

What the Most Expensive Steak Tastes Like
CLICK HERE

Jet Ski Jump Destroys Drone
CLICK HERE

Maria Sharapova’s Fitness on Beach
CLICK HERE

The History of the Waterbed
CLICK HERE

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