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2016

23

Mar

Chloe Grace for Complex of the Day

I don’t find Chloe Grace Moretz exciting, hot, amazing, the future, inspiring, interesting or really anything at all…

I don’t think about Chloe Grace Moretz in anything I do ever in my actual life…and seeing pics of her looking like a very average 18 year old, even if she’s booked movies and had a lot of weird dudes like her tween pre-pubescent comic book star character in Kickass, or whatever that movie was a little too much, that they are staying loyal to her as she ages terribly, even though she’s just 18 and that shouldn’t count as “aging”…because they feel guilty that they jerked off to her at 14 and figure if they jerk off to her at 18, they aren’t are creepy…but they are as creepy..

She’s in Complex a Magazine that broke up with me after an 8 year relationship, because no one likes to support a guy who makes jokes to make people feel uncomfortable…

But I’ll steal their pics they put together in memory of the glory days that they featured me in a magazine and paid me for traffic when they needed it as they merged from PRINT to DIGITAL…

Thanks for the memories and for pulling away my revenue to try to make me go bankrupt you jerks. NO love “FAM”…(that’s gangster talk the white jewish people at Complex like to use to seem legit to the black people they pretend to market to, despite being read by 90 percent white 15 year old dudes”….

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Posted in:Chloe Grace|SFW

2016

23

Mar

Michaela Schaefer’s Heart Shaped Nipples of the Day

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Micaela Schaefer is some 45 year old German attention whore who pretends she’s a model, but who really is just someone in the scene enough to get invited to red carpet events the paparazzi are at, where she can always where’s ridiculous half naked or full naked outfits….to get in the press…

She’s progressively gone darker and weirder and more naked, it’s the German way, over the years she’s been barely famous, but now, she’s had her nipples cut into hearts on her terrifying fake tits, and it’s fucking weird…

But then again, I think she’s really captured what is important in life…having fun…for the sake of getting attention…that may make you famous, at least to people with weird german fetishes..

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Posted in:Michaela Schaefer|SFW

2016

23

Mar

Guy Fucks Magazine Box While Handcuffed and Other Videos of the Day

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Windy Day in Russia

Waitress Catches Fire in Restaurant

Pro Bag Thief

Front Loader Gets Rid of Cars

Middle School Student Fights Teacher

Weirdest Hood Fight Ever

Man Pulling Naked Girl is Terrifying

Woman Smuggled 1 KG of Coke in her Tits

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2016

23

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The highlight of my tinder wasn’t matching with a legit pornstar so that I could cross reference my romantic messages about how we are soul mates and how I neglect her but want to sing her love songs with videos of her getting absolutely violated by huge porn cock…

Actually…it was…

Here are some morning links…

SO MANY WET GIRLS…AMAZING BECAUSE DRY IS ALL I’VE EXPERIENCED…I HAVE THAT AFFECT ON WOMEN
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Woman with Longest Dreads Marries Hair Stylist
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Betheny Frankel – Dick Sucking Face
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Lily Rose Depp and her Boyfriend She Fucks
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Val Fit in a Thong Bikini.
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Lindsay Lohan’s Boyfriend is Not a Billionaire
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Margot Robbie is Tonya Harding
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A Bunch of TV Freeze Frames
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What Humans Taste Like
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Man Lets Alligator Bite His Hand
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Batman VS Superman – Gets Shit Reviews
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Hot Enough Girls in Car Selfies
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Some Chick Named Chantelle Connelly Taking off Bikini Top with Huge Tits
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Let’s Hope the Kardashians Fucking Die
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2016

22

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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People are so uptight and I love making them feel uncomfortable…to asking a girl working a coffee shop what her favorite ethnicity of coffee is, to which she said “ethiopian”…but realized she may be misunderstood and she may be seen as a racist and she froze, freaked out and got awkward…so I told her I was transgendered to secure the deal, and she shut the fuck down…people are so boring because they are scared to publicly acknowledge race, gender, or being offensive…and/or fun…

Here are some more LINKS…..

SLUTS in Car Selfies!
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Kardashians Getting Sued for 180 Million – HOPE THEY LOSE
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Amy Adams in Bikini Bottoms
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A Couple Sluts…from Germany Being Sluts
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Daisy Ridley
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Jessica Alba Busting Out
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Sara Jean Underwood – Still a Whore
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Adrienne Bailon in a Bikini
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Topless Motocross Racer
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Margot Robbie wants the Oscar Playing Tonia Harding
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Evolution of Batman
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Karrueche Tran Tits in Tube Top
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Drunk Driver Interview
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Hot Girls Tugging on Clothes
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Miranda Kerr Hard Nipples
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Orlando Bloom is Katy Perry’s Official Boyfriend
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Kristin Cavallari – Huge Mom Tits
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Cocktail Chemistry
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Lindsay Ellingson – Potato Photoshoot….
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Catherine McNeil – Slutty Lesbian
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Crushing a Hockey Puck with a Hydraulic Press
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Toochi Kash in Lingerie
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Prgrammable Magnets
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LeAnn Rimes in Shorts Cuz She’s a Homewrecking Whore…
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Terry is a Daddy
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Lucy Hale in Shorts..
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Alexis Ren in a Bikini
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Sluts in Bikinis…
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Support Long Distance Sexting!!
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Stripper Drinks Beer with her Vagina..
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Naked Breakfast
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Playing Snooker with a HOOKER
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Girl in a Shredded Dress
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So Many Nude Selfie and Other Naked as Fuck Sluts in Naked Selfies of the Day
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2016

22

Mar

Kristin Cavallari’s Milking Herself of the Day

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Here’s some Kristin Cavallari posting a breast milking picture on the internet because she’s a mom, with tit milk, who breast feeds, and that needs to be celebrated in this oppressive social media world we live in, because social media thinks breast feeding is porn, and I guess it kind of is because you get to see nipple when it happens, but the whole baby latching kinda takes away from the boner…because of the whole baby and anyone who is breast feeding erotica loving…is straight up weird…like me.

Fascinating…for someone from the Hills, this is all she’s got going for her…

In more interesting – totally irrelevant cunt news, here’s Chelsea Handler trying to get some attention – FULLY NUDE…

Posted in:Kristin Cavallari|SFW

2016

22

Mar

Bella Thorne Went to the Gym of the Day

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Bella Thorne’s got a tight fucking body…and she’s got this shameless self promotion that is subtle, even comedic, in a fun and innocent way, an art I assume she crafted in her 40 years of trying to become famous, before realizing “just pretent to be 17 (now 18)”…unless she’s just a product of stage parents, who moved to LA to exploit their kids, and she is, up on some Taylor Swift kick, but without the shitty songs, but instead an acting career she subsidizes, since actors make shit money, by social media whoring….in all the right ways..

Her caption was: I usually don’t do upper body..but I was down to do a little back 🙂 I’m bringing sexy back. Get it..? I’m working out my back..?

Brilliant…relevant..current…now…ass…that ass…straddling..good job Disney, or whoever created her…it’s been a solid campaign…

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2016

22

Mar

Cindy Crawford for Zoo Magazine of the Day

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Cindy Crawford is older than the airstream she’s posing in…but she still looks good…I guess….I mean if botox on leathery cleavage is your thing..

There’s this thing called aging gracefully, where you age gracefully, and you don’t come out of the woodwork to show the world you can still model, we know you can still model, it’s not like being a model is difficult, just let us keep the memory of you…

Maybe I just hate watching women age because it reminds me of my own mortality….yeah that’s probably it…it’s got nothing to do with preferring grapes to raisins in an era when I can also just reference the gapes…using google search..to look at her old pics, I don’t need her to prove shit to me – she’s Cindy Crawford.

Posted in:Cindy Crawford|SFW

2016

22

Mar

Gigi Hadid’s Mom’s Nipple of the Day

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The shameless famewhore, money grubber, overrated brat doesn’t fall far from the tree…

This nipple is what probably didn’t feed Gigi and her whore sister, but it did create her to guarantee lifetime financial security for her model mom, and it did set up her PR machine that created her and made her a top model, but that doesn’t mean she’s not garbage, just another bootleg Kris Kardashian…because she is, it’s the Vapid LA dreams..

Posted in:Gigi Hadid

2016

22

Mar

Chemotherapy Selena Gomez Demonstrates the Side Effects of Chemotherapy of the Day

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This is just like when you see those Bald Headed kids who ACTUALLY get chemotherapy going to Disneyworld before the premature death…you know because Selena Gomez has a terminal disease called Lupus, and last year decided to exploit her Chemo because she knew it sounded dramatic to boost sales and garner sympathy, a TAYLOR SWIFT marketing tactic…garbage..

Only in Selena Gomez’s case it involves partying at her cousins party, and throwing up in an elevator, you know side effects of Chemo are rough…

Posted in:Selena Gomez|SFW